Jiang Guihe looked up at the person.

At first, I felt familiar.

But.

In a flash.

I thought about it and was terrified.

"Hell!"

Jiang Gui and the creepy were terrified, and suddenly pulled out their legs and ran outside.

Ghost?

Where the hell did it come from?

Everyone who accompanied him was puzzled.

Jiang Yuanhang and Liu Haiseal were also confused, feeling that the boss was a little abnormal today, he was a master who was not afraid of heaven and earth, and he did not believe in ghosts and gods.

Seeing Jiang Guihe's strange performance, many people were psychologically affected to a greater or lesser extent.

Their eyes widened as they searched for the 'ghost'.

Not at all.

A few of the accompanying people couldn't help but talk a few words:

"Did Brother Jiang drink too much and hallucinate?

"Liu San'er, go over and see what's wrong with Brother Jiang. ”

"Let's first teach Brother Jiang a lesson to the person who made trouble...... Hmm, this person who dares to scold Brother Jiang for talking nonsense, how can I see him so unpleasant?"

Liu Haiseal opened his mouth wide and introduced: "He is the one who came to make trouble!"

It's hard for him, too.

A piece of his tongue has fallen out, and he is still holding on to his mouth.

"Huh, is it?" One of the men with big ears looked at Lu Ping a few times, and muttered: "It doesn't look like it, he is alone, can he do you two like this......?" It's rubbish. ”

Jiang Yuanhang suddenly snorted and said, "You big-eared thief said lightly, you just saw that we were beaten, why don't you think about it from a different angle, how powerful that person is? Neither I nor the seal are ordinary people, and we are still ...... by him."

The big-eared man didn't say a word, rushed over and kicked towards Jiang Yuanhang.

Jiang Yuanhang flew out three or four meters away in an instant.

"You dare to say that you are not a waste without being beaten?" the big-eared man sneered.

Liu Haihai, who had the same fate, glanced at Jiang Yuanhang's embarrassment, and said to the big-eared man: "You...... You are taking advantage of people's danger, if Coach Jiang hadn't been beaten before, he would have been kicked by you?"

The big-eared man turned his head and glared at him, "What did you say?"

"I ...... I don't try. "Liu Hai Seal is leaking when he speaks now, how can he still think about regenerating waves.

"Then get out of the way of Lao Tzu!" The big-eared man looked at Lu Ping behind him, picked out a boogie with his little finger, and filled it in his mouth.

Yes?

Lu Ping couldn't help but be surprised.

This kind of person who loves to eat boogers has always had their legends on the rivers and lakes.

But few people have the opportunity to see it for themselves.

It's too little, after all.

But now it seems that the legend is true.

In reality, there are indeed people who like to eat boogers, and they still eat their own boogers.

"The taste is good enough...... Lu Ping pursed his lips, walked over, and said, "Everyone, let me go, it's not early, I want to go home and sleep." ”

The big-eared man sneered: "Sleep, don't dream, boy! Your heart is so big, do you think you can get out of this door tonight?"

Lu Ping smiled: "Delaying my sleep is not a good idea for you." Because I'm not like you, I have to go to work tomorrow. Otherwise, your wages will be deducted. ”

He ...... He still wants to go to work, and he's afraid of deducting his salary?" the big-eared man sneered, and finally pulled out a bigger booger from his nostrils, filled it into his mouth, and chewed it like a delicious taste: "Dude, from now on, go to work, sleep, and get paid, all of this belongs to you...... Extravagant hopes. I'm going to get you!"

Vomit...... Lu Ping couldn't stand it anymore.

I thought that Zhang Shengli licked Bai Zhiyuan's big feet at the beginning, which was already the most disgusting.

Now it seems that there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky.

At this time, someone suddenly said behind the big-eared man: "Brother, you don't know who this person is talking to you, right?" Brother B4 of Yongzhou. If he launches a threat, he can force you to death!"

"Ah, is he the B4 brother who has been washed in blood?" When Jiang Yuanhang heard this, he suddenly felt that the kick he had just received was not wronged, and it was a blessing to be kicked by the famous B4 brother.

B4 Brother.

A legend in the rivers and lakes.

A spring.

A mixed gangster concentration camp, a clubhouse, a casino, and a drug field.

Two years ago, Yitangchun was visited by a mysterious master, smashed from the first floor to the eighth floor, more than 30 ruffians were beaten into meatloaf, and the four bosses of Yitangchun knelt at the door for seven days and seven nights before the situation was calmed down.

But no one knows who this mysterious figure is.

It's just that he has a less than elegant hobby...... Love to eat boogers.

Therefore, the rivers and lakes call him Brother Boogers.

Later, it spread more, and it gradually became Brother B4.

"A bloody spring is a ball of hair? The scenery of my year is also what you wine bags and rice bags can imagine? I am the dragon of the underground world of Yongzhou. Where the dragon passes, not an inch of grass grows. "Brother B4 with big ears saw that someone had heard of him, and he was even more angry. He was originally a very low-key person, but his strength did not allow it.

And once he is angry, he likes to eat boogers, and he keeps eating.

Brother B4 reached out and pinched his nose, and didn't pick out a single star for a long time.

It seems that the supply is a bit outstripped.

"Oh, it's out of stock, do you want to borrow some from you?" Lu Ping saw that Brother B4 had nothing to do for half a day, and suddenly burst with sympathy, and said to those people around Brother B4: "You guys are still in a group, do you have any sympathy? Don't you see that Brother B4 has nothing to eat, all contribute something!"

Jiang Yuanhang snickered when he heard this, but he didn't expect this little driver to be quite humorous.

For a while, he reflexively picked his nose and wanted to contribute a little, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare. What if someone only likes to eat his own boogers?

Brother B4 snorted a few times.

The boogers didn't hum, but they did hum a handful of snot.

So he cocked his toes, ready to wipe this snot under his feet.

"Wait!" Lu Ping stopped him from afar, and said, "In the liquid state, it seems to be more nutritious." The composition of solids and liquids is the same, you have to learn to mix the rain and dew evenly, and not to eat partially. ”

"Oh, is it, can the ingredients be the same?" Brother B4 really hesitated.

Lu Ping nodded sincerely.

"Brother B4, he's playing you!him!" a man in a colorful T-shirt suddenly reminded.

Brother B4 glanced back and said with a smile: "You are all spectators, it is enough to teach him a lesson." Brother B4 also wants to be restrained, but his strength doesn't allow it. The people of that spring provoked me, and it didn't end well. Although this kid didn't provoke me directly, he provoked Brother Jiang. "In society, I Brother Jiang, people don't talk much". Hmph, if you have time, you can also give me a word, which is even more domineering than Brother Jiang's words. Mixing rivers and lakes has to be the same as opening a company, you have to be able to publicize, and you have to have advertising words. You say don't you?"

Everyone really secretly began to think of advertising words for Brother B4.

"My B4 brother in society, people love to eat boogers...... No, no, no, don't rhyme. ”

"B4B4, with serious contempt...... Not domineering enough. ”

“......”

A group of brain-dead patients. Lu Ping gave them the appraisal results in his heart.

"By the way, borrow flowers to offer Buddha, I also came up with a word, you can listen to it and see if it can be used. Lu Ping looked at the B4 brother in front of him with a sense of concern, and felt that it was a blessing in life to be the icing on the cake for this kind of best in the world, so he also offered advice to him with great interest: "A4 is paper, B4 is...... How about that?"

This time it rhymes.

"Well, catchy...... Why do you dare to scold me for?" Brother B4 quickly reacted, glared at Lu Ping angrily, and said, "I originally wanted to beat you up and throw it out, but now the problem is serious." I'm ready to rip your mouth and cut out your tongue. Hmph, I won't kill you today!"

"Perverted, get out of the way, or get down!" Lu Ping said, taking another step closer.

It's not early.

What a rich encounter tonight was.

Dial after dial, string after string.

Lu Ping was really tired.

But as soon as the battle began, Lu Ping's mobile phone rang suddenly.

Seeing that the B4 brother in front of him was already tense and ready to make a move, Lu Ping hurriedly reminded: "Pause, pause, can you wait for me to answer the phone and then find a call?"

"No, I'm going to you now!" Brother B4 threw away the fruit knife in his hand and went into battle.

"That's fine. Anyway, I'll educate you while answering the phone, and I won't delay. Seeing that the discussion could not be reached, Lu Ping decisively pressed the answer button.

Caller: Mi Can'er.

"Brother, what time is it, why haven't you come back yet? Did you go to the villa with our young lady?"

"Ahh......h There are some things I can't say, so I already know about you, and I'll arrange your schooling? ”

"Then I want to learn dance, do you think it's okay?"

"Yes, that's great. I support it with both hands. ”

"What time will you come back, are you hungry, I'll make you a supper?"

"Oh, I'm really a little hungry, why don't you get a bowl of noodles, there's meat in the fridge, cut some shredded meat, knock two eggs, and put some sesame oil...... I was home soon. ”

“......”

"And a sister, do you still want to go home, do you still want to eat noodles?" Brother B4 raised his leg and kicked over.

Lu Ping flashed to the side and continued to talk to Mi Can'er: "By the way, Mi Can'er, there are pickles in the refrigerator, you can cut a plate of pickles by the way...... Here we go again!"

Brother B4 is a sneak attack this time.

Lu Ping used his other hand, seemingly inadvertently, to meet the past, one palm on the fist of Brother B4, and said into the mobile phone: "I wasn't talking to you just now, oh no, the previous sentence about cutting pickles is for you, and the latter sentence is not for you...... Huh?

Brother B4 saw that the punch just now didn't work, so he simply took a step back and kicked Lu Ping's crotch quickly.

Cut off the feet of the children and grandchildren.

His move attracted Lu Ping's great attention.

Lu Ping dodged with a spin, making Brother B4 kick into the air.

Brother B4 is also very anxious, just now he has been full of confidence, thinking that he can subdue the other party with three punches and two feet, but the fact is that people deal with themselves while making phone calls, and they still seem calm and relaxed, which is more than enough. It seems that today is really a chess opponent.

"Oh sister, you go on...... No, no, it's nothing, it's just that there is someone next to us who always affects our calls...... You don't believe it, a boogers ......."

Lu Ping said with a smile.

Brother B4 simply stepped forward and picked up the fruit knife that he had just thrown away, and stabbed it violently.