Chapter 1: When I first met, I was a teenager
The sword qi spans 90,000 miles, and a sword light chills 19 continents.
Jiangnan dogs, white and white, people are commonly known as earth dogs, earth dogs are fierce, there are always old people who warn their juniors that they can't touch the dogs that are white, because they are fierce, so fierce that they can bite people to death. There is a white dog today, all white, only two paws showing a little yellow color, it stands majestically, from the amber colorful eyes, see a touch of pride belonging to the earth dog, probably, it thinks that it is not a dog but a lion!
The boy stared at the dog, and he was surprised when he saw about half a stick of incense, because the dog did not bark or bark at him, but seemed to be disdainful of himself. Suddenly, the boy became angry, and he had a vicious idea that he was despised by an ignorant beast, and immediately wanted to take the fat white dog to the back kitchen and kill him. However, he was relieved later, not out of humanitarian nobility, but out of simple face, after all, how could the young owner of Piaoxiang Pavilion surrender his identity and can't get along with an ignorant wild dog.
This is just the idea of a teenager, maybe this dog is not ignorant, but smart tight, all say that the old dog is human, when you see the three words of Piaoxiang Pavilion, the identity of the teenager has become a big joke. The young owner on the surface has become the son of a bitch behind his back. It's a pity that the bitch doesn't care, and her son naturally doesn't care, as can be seen from the name, what the surname is is no longer exquisite, after all, it is a matter left by the guest, whether it is Zhao or Li. But his surname is Jin, and his old bustard's mother said that it was expensive, and there was also a Xiucai surnamed Jin who lifted his pants and said loudly:
"The golden scales are not the things in the pool, and the dragon changes when the wind and clouds change. ”
Who knew that Jin Mu Yaxingfa was bigger, thinking that what a scholar was, it was a Wenqu star in the sky, so he worshiped him as a god, and called his son's name Scale. It's a pity that while Jin Mu is inspired to fully promote the third industrial chain of the Great Banner Country, she doesn't know that the readers are full of incivility on weekdays, but they can see that the J girl can't walk is a scholar.
Since this nest of non-laying hens has a cub, it exploded the pot, a group of broken flowers and willows pinched the golden scales and pink faces and laughed, and said that there are successors to Piaoxiang Pavilion, but I don't know whether it was a mistake or the ancestor made a wish to manifest, the bigger the little calf, the more competitive it is, but in a few years, the appearance is extraordinarily delicate, and the speech is even more pleasing, so that the golden mother in front of all the big and small sisters, patted the slightly drooping but still high-pitched chest and reassured:
"Chong's son's appearance, even if it is more than the reddest little phoenix in Quanlin'an, it will cost two hundred taels of gold. ”
Jin Liang smirked, he didn't know that little phoenix fairy in the years when he didn't understand human ethics, but he was a prostitute, a prostitute who moved the whole country. At the same time, hundreds of mothers in the Piaoxiang Pavilion are also worried, they are already graceful at a young age, and when they grow up, they will have it, if they are raised in the Piaoxiang Pavilion, and the rich ladies in Lin'an City will not say it, it will be a scourge sooner or later, after all, the peony in April first rotted the core, so at the age of six, the mother who didn't know a big character pointed to the Xijiang Yue of Liu Dagongzi:
"Give my mother a top score!"
The young man nodded ignorantly, he thought that this was what the golden phoenix flew out of the chicken coop.
At this moment, the white dog ran away, and the golden scales also closed the book, and at the last moment of the remaining fragrance of pen and ink, he began to envy the son who had been gorgeous but down-and-out all his life, and couldn't help muttering:
"The ridiculer is the most accustomed, Xiangxiang secretly has a lot of affection, Dongdong and I are in harmony, and there are three of them alone. ”
The eyes were very vicious and swept over a group of ridiculous women, the night was deep, the wine in the Piaoxiang Pavilion was also fragrant, the men who came and went from the south to the north, pulled open the rooster-like voice and shouted, a pair of strong and strong hands on weekdays, but became gentle, tentatively touched the gentle township, and after a period of refusal and welcome, began to become presumptuous.
Jin Liangwu crossed his arms and stood aside, not having the posture that everyone was drunk and I was sober, and the sixth master in the east building of the front door flashed in front of him through the left hand on the chest of the red sleeves, and skipped the head of the third sister who was nestled into the third sister's waist, all this is so familiar.
Jin Liang secretly shook his head and smiled bitterly, laughing at the sixth master who was going to suffer from the unlucky red-sleeved Nizi's chest, and he had to lie for more than two hundred when he touched it. And Mr. Teaching is even more pitiful, and he dares to use the silver of three taels and six cents a month for recreation in Piaoxiang Pavilion, and he simply doesn't know whether he is alive or dead.
He sighed softly, sounding quite white clouds and dogs, seeing through life. At this moment, there was a silver bell-like giggle in his ears, and a word that made the man's bones crisp floated in.
"Fourth master, you won't be too late to wait for the private room on the second floor......"
The figure is slender and delicate, the eyes are beautiful, Wu Yu is warm, and a Hongchen woman walked, that is the top brand of Piaoxiang Pavilion, Xiao Hongyan, this woman is absolutely amazing, she is not as good as Sun Xiangniang who plays the strings on the second floor, and Liu Yan'er, who is not as good as the first man, but she is a little spicy in her speech, and there is a lot of charm and secret feelings in her demeanor, this kind of woman really grasps the heart of a man. The fourth master of the Zhao family beside her drank a little high, he was full of brass and coarseness, a red to purple tongue was very long, his eyes were bloody, one hand pressed the beauty's back and cocked his small buttocks, fluttering, only to feel that his feet seemed to step on the clouds, and the more than 300 catties of biao meat were about to fly.
Like a ghost, a fiery red figure floated in front of him, waiting for the young man to stand still, Zhao Siye saw people in a trance, as the saying goes, a good dog does not stand in the way, which one of the four masters dares to rub a piece of the head, just wanted to open his mouth to greet his aunt and mother, the fiery young man hurriedly moved forward, and handed over a thief's smiling face, and suddenly, let Zhao Siye turn into a thief in anger, and said in an urn voice:
"It turned out to be you little chick. ”
Jin Liang was not annoyed, but had a sense of joy, secretly thinking that this fat piggy was in a good mood, but looked at him with a smile.
Zhao Siye concluded that this little thief was going to have a bad life, but he looked at the happy and handsome face and felt comfortable, and couldn't help but withdraw a lewd fat hand, pinched it with the golden scales of the face, and said happily:
"This look, if it's a girl, tsk ......"
While speaking, he still couldn't get enough of it, as if God was unfair and gave the wrong seed. Xiao Hongyan looked at the cheap statue born in the bones of the two masters, and her heart was cold, and she shouted to God to bless you, Amitabha.
"Fourth Master ......"
This sweet cry made Zhao Siye's whole person float, Jin Liang leaned close to his ear, muttered a few words in a low voice, and then took out a treasure porcelain bottle in his arms and handed it to him, the whole process was extremely secretive, it was unsightly.
Zhao Siye's fat face suddenly appeared three kinds of changes, in order of joy, great joy, ecstasy, from time to time his pair of obscene little eyes like a wolf and a tiger glanced at Xiao Hongyan, looking at the latter with a charming and confused charm, a place in his body that had been silent for many years actually began to react, such as seventeen or eighteen years old tireless dry firewood, which made his heart even more anxious.
Throwing away a few Jin Kezi who threw away his armor, Xiao Hongyan was still waiting to be delicate, Zhao Si was like a bear in estrus, lazily hugging her weak and boneless body, and a cheap rouge cheesiness in the air kept teasing his nerves. The fourth master had red eyes, and the fat began to shake spasmodically, not so much that the fat man is running in a 100-meter sprint, but rather imagine that the old pig carrying his daughter-in-law, even if he uses the strength to eat his mother's milk, the speed is still embarrassing, but every step of the impulse like a cow shakes the ground.
The golden scales were amused by him, and now this kid only has a pair of old pigs for cabbage in his mind, and the scene of working hard, a few gold stators in his hands are hot, and his face is scolded:
"Beast!"
It's just that he was handsome for only three seconds, and his ears were pinched up by a cold hand.
"It hurts, it hurts......"
The golden scales only felt their blood surge, and it was as if both feet were about to leave the ground. After he had been whining for a while, the hand was slowly gone. Jin Liang glared back angrily, and the next moment, his face was like a peach blossom, and he smiled flatteringly:
"Mother......
The woman's expression was gloomy, a pair of phoenix eyes flowed with a faint light, although she was a woman who was a mother, her body was very well maintained, and her hibiscus-like face was more charming than that of a young woman. This person is the owner of this Piaoxiang Pavilion, the mother of the golden scales, Ji Tianyao.
Ji Tianyao listened to his coquettish call, and the anger in his heart dissipated in an instant, but he said with displeasure on his face:
"How many times have I told you, don't call me my mother when I do business, I have to call my sister, otherwise I will be called old, my mother's skin and flesh can't be sold, you kid drink the northwest wind?"
It was like a lightning strike on a sunny day, so that others listened to the words that only felt scorched by thunder, but it sounded extremely calm to the golden scales, they were all eating on the rivers and lakes, didn't the son of the J girl have to eat?
"Okay, Sister Yao!"
Ji Tianyao listened, so he made a gesture to fight, Jin Liang pretended to hide slowly, and was slapped in the face by her, and then screamed with a bitter face, Ji Tianyao didn't know where he was pretending, but, it looked extremely funny, and he said happily:
", don't play tricks with your mother, tell you how many times, call me sister, don't call me Sister Yao, it makes people sound like their own job, how to cheat men out of money in the future." ”
Jin Liang was embarrassed, looking up and down at Sister Yao's eyes full of affection, flowers and branches, a pair of RU room and buttocks were all covered by a thin cloth, and she couldn't wait to spread her wings and fly high, and she almost wrote two words on her face, and the idiots could see that she was not a serious woman.
When Ji Tianyao saw that his face was not good, he knew that this kid must be slandered behind his back, and shouted:
"What do you mean, bitch?"
Seeing that he was being recognized, Jin Liang immediately didn't dare to hold it up, and said with a treasure:
"Sister, you are so beautiful today, I am stunned to see it, this body is red and willow green, that is really virtuous and wise, gentle and gentle, ......"
He still had one thousand and eighty-four words of praise in his life, Ji Tianyao smacked him lightly, and scolded with a smile:
"Fart, that Duan is virtuous and wise, Wen Wanshude is talking about the emperor's mother-in-law, do you still want to be a prince?"
Jin Liang muttered secretly: If the young master is the prince, then every day he has thousands of dollars in his waist and thousands of acres of fertile land, and he doesn't lead a group of dog slaves to the street to tease the girl from a good family?
Ji Tianyao grinned at him, secretly thinking that this little beast was bad to the bones, and I am afraid that the one who can stand out in the world has not yet been born, and I don't know which Kaizi who lacked great virtue sowed the seeds back then.
"What did you just give that fat pig?"
The golden scales were shocked, and secretly praised Sister Yao's divine light like a torch, which can be seen in the cuffs, if she knows that I am a ghost, then this month's white silver will not fly again, busy pretending to be stupid:
"What's that?"
Ji Tianyao raised her eyebrows coldly, knowing that the child coming out of this kiln was not ordinary bad water, so she directly took out the killer weapon and said:
"Don't say whether it's or not, then don't mess around with me this month, and die on the streets outside. ”
Jin Liang had a bitter face, knowing that he was most afraid of this, and said that Jiang was still old and spicy, and after so many years, Sister Yao was still a step ahead, so she had to take it, and said in a lengthened voice:
"In the south of the city, Huang Binggui, a miracle doctor, imported a batch of divine oil from the Western Regions, I heard that the golden gun will not fall after it is used up, and I will be proud of the flowers, so I got a bottle and sold it to Zhao Si. ”
When Ji Tianyao heard this, her face was shocked, her huge breasts trembled up and down, and she only felt out of breath, and then said angrily:
"Lao Tzu is on your grandfather's legs, what kind of magic doctor, Huang Lao Ghost's bald feet, even his own Y dysfunction can't be cured, if there is really such a miracle oil, his wife can still stand in front of the store every three days to cut off the head of the chicken and scold the street?
Jin Liang saw that he couldn't hide his plan today, so he simply stretched his neck and whispered:
"The old Li Tou pig at the entrance of the vegetable market wants to give cubs, for breeding, a big bag of three pennies, let me scrape the wall ash, roll it into balls and sell it to Zhao Si ......"
Although his voice was small, Sister Yao heard it clearly, and secretly complained in her heart, and couldn't help but raise her legs to give two feet, and exclaimed:
"You Amitabha, is this thing for people to eat? You don't let that pig torture Xiao Hongyan to death!"
After speaking, he ignored Jin Scale's grinning and mournful look, and directly helped him to the door frame outside the Accord, and he didn't dare to come out, so he listened carefully.
Jin Liang sneered, laughing in his heart that his mother was really salty and eating radishes, stretched his waist, put his hands behind his head, and looked extremely lazy, and said:
"Xiao Hongyan's means are gone, not to mention Zhao Si, who has been drugged, even if there are twenty more strong men, she will be even!"
While speaking, the appearance of being confident and calculating the scriptures was simply a little demon king in Ji Tianyao's eyes, and shouted:
"If the fourth master is eaten out of a good way, then a few mothers-in-law of his family will not come to smash the Piaoxiang Pavilion, his Zhao family is an official figure, and I am too late to make a kiln and sell meat, how can I afford it?"
Jin Liang stretched out a finger as white as a green onion, shook it three times, and said with a smile:
"Sister, don't worry, I do things in a measured way, this medicine, I sell him a bottle every few days, it's been three months, the effect is magical, and there has never been an accident! The key is ......"
The golden scale god mysteriously spread out his palm, a few yellow and clear, golden grams, and Ji Tianyao, who saw it in an instant, turned his anger into joy, and his eyes were straight.
At the right time, there was a burst of begging for mercy from the room inside, and when I heard that his voice was rough, it must be Zhao Si, and the mother and son stood outside and looked at each other, laughing respectively.
"You are a dead man's bones, but you are born smart, if you use this cleverness in your studies, even if Xiao Hongyan lets the pig toss to death every day, the old lady is willing. ”
Ji Tianyao is a prostitute and can be regarded as an old hen, she doesn't say that she makes people toss to death, but she says that Xiao Hongyan lets people toss to death, which shows that this is against her will.
The golden scales had a color on their faces, but instead showed a disdainful expression and said:
"Sister, can you pull it down, there is a chance to study? Have you seen the gentleman in our academy, the Four Books and Five Classics, the History Tongjian, that is the first person in Lin'an City to memorize like a stream, all night long, but just such a scholar, a month of fart big silver, the last time I came to our Piaoxiang Pavilion, I couldn't take out the money to prostitute P, I saw a few big-breasted girls, my eyes were green, if, you said that if you give him a white prostitution, don't collect money, it is estimated that he is an old boy, and he has long been a gentleman who is poor and lustful. ”
Ji Tianyao felt the same way, but when he heard him say the word P prostitute, he felt an inexplicable anger in his heart, and he was unprepared, so he went to snatch the Jin Kezi in his hand.
Jin Liang has been mixed in this three-sect and nine-stream kiln for a long time, this mix is sixteen years, and the instinctive reaction of stealing chickens and playing adultery has already been like fire and pure love, but where do you know now, there is still a flash of height in a mountain, and Ji Tianyao's ability is even more extreme. Seeing the shadow of his hand flashing in front of him, the golden scale wanted to clench his fist, only to feel a tender touch floating through his palm like a spring breeze, and it was empty.
"What kind of skill is this?"
The golden scales are furious, and they are even more magical. Ji Tianyao held Jin Kezi's hand and raised it to his chest and shook it three times, indicating that it was sufficient, and then he smiled contentedly:
"You son of a bitch, the old lady doesn't treat you the same as the one who treats the fake, you want to learn, and then get some gold!"
Jin Liang cried and lost his face, and carefully calculated in his heart, in the past sixteen years, under the careful teaching of Jin Mu, the tuition fees paid for eating, drinking, gambling and gambling were enough to open a few Piaoxiang Pavilions, and he couldn't help but die.
Ji Tianyao looked at his baby son proudly, and saw that he was depressed and couldn't die, so he shook his chest, twisted his waist, and walked downstairs step by step.
As everyone knows, when she was far away, Jin Liang pursed the corners of her eyes that wanted to cry without tears, secretly took out a bronze key, put it on her fingers, turned it around boredly, and said with a smile:
"Fight with the master, Sister Yao, you are still a little tender!"