The banner, the dust in the thousands of worlds, Lin'an, a corner of the banner Dongyu. Here three months of spring rain, three months of joyful singing, three months of grass and warblers flying, and the remaining three months face the cold light of the long knife of the Dongyi people.

Therefore, Lin'an people live in the present, mighty and unyielding, with the most beautiful pear blossoms, brewing the strongest wine, when happy can be poured in groups, sad when there can be nostalgia, or Xing, or view, in short, everything is suitable, just when the wine into the charming eyes of the broken intestines, and the blood knife under the general's seat. The men liked to drink while sharpening their swords, while the women of their own family fell asleep with their sturdy men in their arms.

Just like the inscription on the short city wall of Lin'an Mansion: The city is not dead, and the city is dead.

Since the emperor's old son was seriously ill, his life was short. The prince for filial piety, occupy the banner harem, when he was still in the flower branch trembling mother-in-law belly rolling at the moment, the princess inquired furious, combined with the concubine, actually raised troops to surround the palace, since then, the world is in turmoil, the history is called: Kaiyuan prosperous era.

Piaoxiang Pavilion is close to the bank of the Ningjiang River, the pear blossoms on both sides of the river are full of sky, the breeze and rain in the early autumn are upright, and the city of Lin'an is full of wine fragrance. Today, but the whole world celebrates, on the day of the release of the imperial examination, the unexpected young owner of the Piaoxiang Pavilion actually won the flower. Early in the morning, the old gentleman in the teaching alley, who was still on crutches at the age of 100, shook to the streets of Lin'an and tore open the crow's throat and howled like a funeral, and in an instant, the entire Lin'an City was boiling, and men, women, and children were swelling to evaporate. In this frontier era of literary bullshit and advocating sword dancing, in an instant, the old man's worth has risen by a hundred times, and there are also old girls who have been widowed for half her life who are willing to commit themselves to sticking up, and he is fluttering like a cloud. People seem to have forgotten that just yesterday, the old man was ashamed to say: If the golden scale can be on the gold list, the old man is willing to carry shoes for him.

Obviously, now this old thing can't even carry shoes, and he is afraid that this will be in the ears of the ladies of the Fragrance Pavilion. As if flattering, I tried my best to inscribe the door of the kiln. A book: the first point of the dragon head today. Two writes: He walks in the Toad Palace every day. Sycophants are sure.

Ji Tianyao was also generous, and recruited two fat oily girls to mix in, the old thing smiled, trembling between the ropes, and thought that he was young and strong and strong in a hundred steps through Yang, on the side, Sun Sanniang held the pipa, her face was difficult, and said:

"I don't know, this old Wang Ba can't stand the service of the Chunhua sisters, what if he returns to the west?"

At this moment, Ji Tianyao has already counted the money and counted the scriptures, this Tanhualang's name is really useful, not to mention that the marriage proposal to the girl has broken the threshold, it is those old fathers who want their son Jackie Chan to come in an endless stream to be happy, and the girls are not enough to break into eight petals, and the business of Piaoxiang Pavilion has never been so good.

"What's the matter, it's also romantic to die under the pomegranate skirt, and I'll talk about it when I'm dead!"

But no, his mother's means can be regarded as a day in Lin'an, a show bed has been lying in the prefect of the prefect Wu, and also climbed the chief soldier Li Guozhang, think that at the beginning, the mother-in-law of the prefect of Wu, the daughter of the dignified three-grade waiter, also brought people to Piaoxiang Pavilion to make trouble, and it was not pulled out by her big ear scraper, now, the son has been hit by the flowers, and it is terrible, maybe all the people in Lin'an have to look at her face, an old horseman dies and dies, his family dares to make trouble, she dares to say, anyway, the meat seller, the body is not afraid of the shadow slanted.

So much so, some unwilling poor students gave her a "old bitch" hat behind their backs, anyway, the old cousin, just the old cousin, she Ji Tianyao doesn't care, my bitch's son can be a flower is the ability, you guys, dead books, dead books, you deserve to be a broken scholar for the rest of your life.

According to what her precious son said, that is: The young master has a good life, and he is born! It is useless for you to envy. Of course, that's what it's like to raise your eyebrows now. If it were yesterday, the world would still think that the second ancestor of Piaoxiang Pavilion was just a demon king who walked chickens and teased dogs, and eagles and dogs everywhere.

Speaking of the bad deeds of this kid Jin Scale, the beginning and end are indescribable, and it is simply that the people of Lin'an City have been suffering for a long time. Typical upper beam is not right, and the lower beam is crooked. Dig graves during the day, and kick out widows' doors at night. Whoever has a little girl, she has to hug and hug and ask for kisses. Over the years, how many young women from good families have been put into the kiln by him with a three-inch incorruptible tongue and become a stumbling woman. How many bastards with a bright future have been suppressed by him to become new people. Just under the thousands of prayers of the big guy, hoping that this kid would be hit by five thunderbolts and die, God actually sent him a hat to button up the flowers, where do you say to reason?

So that, in addition to the ladies in the Piaoxiang Pavilion, all the people in Ancheng had thought of sarcastic words before, and were ready to wait for the second ancestor to fall to Sun Mountain, and then come over to take a good look at the west, but as a result, the sky was blind, and now, forcing Liang to become a prostitute, he reluctantly broke his head and squeezed into the Piaoxiang Pavilion, hoping to get rid of it.

Then back to the Piaoxiang Pavilion, the auspicious time has arrived, all the beautiful girls, that can be called Yuying diffuse muscles, red hall crisp chest, standing at the door of the building, facing the scenery, far away to see a convoy at the gate of Lin'an City, headed by the old eunuch, fat oil, loose official hat can not cover the bald three strands of white hair, holding the holy decree in his hand, pity the jujube red horse under his seat, all the way, all the way to breathe, to Lin'an also went to most of his life.

He glanced at the building sign with disdain, although it is not a complete place where a man does not go to these obscene words and songs, but it is always the master who has eaten and seen in the capital, and he saw that the girls were not good birds, and the corners of his mouth glanced up, and the eyes of the dead fish turned up, making a very disgusted expression, and said lightly:

"Little Golden Tanhua lives here?"

He spoke in a weird manner, and Ji Tianyao suddenly felt a few thousand lice, crawled over her, and goosebumps fell to the ground. But she didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly asked the old eunuch to reply in the room.

Who knows, the old eunuch is like a frightened rabbit, hurriedly waving his hands, and screaming:

"If you want to die, you lack great virtue like your son, and the miscellaneous family is a eunuch, how can you enter this kind of place?"

Ji Tianyao also felt inappropriate, this castration with no eggs, when he entered the archway, he couldn't turn his back angrily on the spot, and immediately, he found the turtle and instructed:

"Tell the little bastard to come out and bow down. ”

Unexpectedly, the old eunuch waved his hand impatiently and said hurriedly:

"Don't bother, if you call this wrongdoer, you can't tell who will kowtow to whom!"

After finishing speaking, he casually threw away the holy decree of the gold leaf Huang Juan, took the horse team, and fled out of the city. Leaving Lin'an and the people watching the excitement speechless for a long time.

Poor, the old eunuch is over half a hundred years old, and on that day, the eldest princess's guards were forcibly ripped off by the golden scales, and they had to see what a eunuch was......

The sun was high, and in a remote firewood house in the Fragrance Pavilion, a dim kerosene lamp was slowly burning. The four little deflated calves were seven minutes full after eating, eight minutes drunk when they were drunk, and the four pairs of thieves' slippery eyes refused to be honest.

"Boss, tell us what the scenery is like in the capital, and ...... Are you going to have a good time?"

Xiaohuarong smiled evilly, his little flower intestines, and the little thing under the girl's clothes, thanks to this kid's precocious maturity, and in the years when the students of each family burst out, he did the major events in his life, what should be done, and what should not be done. Angry, his father pulled out the rattan to practice the family law, fortunately, the seven rooms and eight aunts were stopped, and the bitter persuasion: dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, mice give birth to burrows in the ground, their own single root seedlings, can not forget their roots.

The golden scales have been pink, the so-called: life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. Just today, his little golden master is full of ambition and swallows thousands of miles like a tiger. Drunken eyes swept over the few childhood acquaintances, and scolded with a smile:

"You are a few splashes, you know the girls, you want to listen, but I don't tell you, go to the capital to find it yourself!"

On the side, Wu Dada, the crown prince of the Wu Governor's family, has a chicken bone in his mouth, half-lying on his back, a typical Lin'an little hooligan, mixed in this area, and is also famous for what I can't do, I am the first in the fight, following the golden scales in the past few years, with a body of tendon meat, through five levels and six generals, it is also a great achievement, at this moment, the dead skin said with a face:

"Boss, you're not interesting enough, there is a way to be happy alone, it's better to be happy with everyone, or my father's new concubine has not passed the door yet, I'll trick it out first and give it to the boss You Lele?"

Hearing this, the old wine in the mouth of the golden scales sprayed all over the ground, and he knew the heavy taste of the donkey grass in Wu Governor's Mansion, and they all said that the best among women only had four words, "Huan Fat Yan Thin". It's just that his mother is too fat, and the girl in the boudoir of the Wang family is as fierce as Mount Tai, and when she walks, she can be called a world shattering. Whenever he talked about this with Wu Zhifu, he was always fascinated by a pair of obscene eyes like a mouse, saying: It feels like a meaty head!

Such a woman, what more could a husband ask for! Jin Liang squeezed out a smile that was more sad than crying, patted Wu Dada's broad shoulder, and said movingly:

"Good brother, big brother understands. ”

Zheng Tianci, the dead fat man, leaned over a chubby face, and said with a lewd smile:

"Boss, you're from it, right?"

The golden scales were short of breath for a while, and the thugs, the human sticks, plus a shouting and cheering. It constitutes the backbone of the flower exploration team in Lin'an City, and I don't believe it, under my wise leadership, four pests have actually plagued it so far.

"Actually, it doesn't hurt to talk about it, the scenery of the capital is actually nothing, but there are more archways, the palace wall is a little higher, and a bowl of Yangchun noodles costs three or two taels of silver......

Ya's three brothers suddenly gasped, and Qi Qi secretly said that Kyoto Blossoms is really not a frog at the bottom of a well like himself, who can sit in the well and peep into the sky.

"But speaking of?"

The golden scale bar smacked, as if thoughtful, still reminiscing, but unfortunately, only the salty fragrance of the three yellow chickens was left for a long time.

"I know, the archway is full of women like little phoenixes!"

Xiao Huarong licked her lips, and suddenly remembered the scenery of that night, and her heart rippled.

"Fart, what is the little phoenix, I heard my father tell me, there is a place in Kyoto called Cuiping Building, which is a jade floor tile, a gold-lacquered beam room, and the little girl with a bright water stands in a row, let the benefactors choose, among them, there is a fish long machine, the fish little lady can be regarded as a country and a city, so beautiful that it is unbelievable!"

Wu Dada has infinite longing, what he said seems to be a holy decree in the eyes of the two of them, who told people to have a father who is an official, and he has to return to the capital every year to report on his work.

"Your dad is still telling you this?"

Jin Liang was helpless, he also believed it earlier, and it was only now that he was completely out of Wu Dada's superstitious control. What kind of thing is the Wu Governor's Mansion, a sesame official with a big nine grades, who can go to the palace gate to buckle his head, it is already a glorious lintel, and he can go home and pray for his ancestors. is also Cuiping Building, Yu Changji, that girl is very evil, a woman who can't be obtained by the prince today, and the Wu Governor's Mansion can also dream of it.

"Hey, boss, have you seen that little fish lady, is it really the same as the legend of the stunner in the world, the best in the world?"

There is clearly a word "color" written in the six eyes, and the golden scale dares to be sure, if he describes the graceful body of the fish chief machine, these three wolf cubs must have come to Kyoto to tie her up.

"She's looking for me, okay!"

Cut...... The three of them sighed in unison, this girl is not stupid, the two-legged toad is not easy to find, and the three-legged man is not much, if you really look like a woman, you can be lawless?

Don't say you don't believe it, the Oiran Fish Long Machine of today's Great Banner Country really deigned to find him personally, that day Cuiping Lou was full of gold, that little jade hand, pointing at him, how many official eunuchs were depressed, and how many young people were envious, jealous, and hateful.

The little son, who was born really handsome, is three points darker than his sister?

The first thing Yu Changji said to him, and it was precisely this sentence that laid countless curses for him in Kyoto in the future. But one day, there are rumors that there is a handsome beauty in the capital, the little lady has been bad for him, this matter instantly, alarmed the prince in the harem who is still playing the dragon and the phoenix, if the golden scale is the drug bully in Lin'an City, then his prince is a person who covers the sky with one hand in the banner country.

Immediately, he was tied up at the gate of the Gongyuan, and the man who dared to rob the kiln sister with the prince, he was also the only one in the golden scales since ancient and modern times, but he didn't expect it to be successful, and the hated prince gritted his teeth and immediately asked him to divide the corpse of five horses. It's just that killing people is not enough, and they always have to be famous, and it can't be said that the prince has taken a fancy to a kiln sister, and if people consume it, they have to fall to the ground. After that, wouldn't all the girls from good families who had not come out of the cabinet in the Great Banner Country have to be sent to the palace to let the prince have a priori of success? Of course, this is understandable, after all, the prince is not not a beautiful woman who dreams of winning the world. However, the emperor Lao'er was still hanging for a sigh of relief, so he had to give up.

At the moment when the whole Kyoto Qingling, the half-ripe old bustard was secretly sad, and the guests celebrated together, the golden scales passed the three sessions of the trial, and the prince was a cross-session, and they were like-minded people, all of whom couldn't help but hate each other late, and sympathized with each other, and chatted all night about how to play with the pair of slender jade feet of the little fish lady.

In the early morning of the next day, the prince was full of wine, leaning on the dragon chair and slumped on the ground, looking at the bright red and slender figure at the beginning of the rising sun, he couldn't help but sigh infinitely, and said:

Damn, this is a talent!

"Brother, I heard that Yu Changji's pair of eyes are like the silver frost under the moon, and the man who has seen it will leave his body and fly to the sky, is this true?"

Wu Dada was full of expectations, he poured a lot of wine from Wu Governor's Mansion to make such a little thing, so he made a heavy oath that he must go to the capital to participate in the scientific examination in the beginning of autumn next year. However, fortunately, the sky has eyes, and this kid has repeatedly failed to pass the exam in Lin'an City. Shouted: It's too difficult for Wang Balamb to come up with the question, what are the four books and five classics, the young master will not know, if you talk about teasing the little lady, this is the young master's strength!

Jin Liang sighed a long sigh, remembering that the crowd was looking for him thousands of times, but suddenly looked back at the person in the lamplight, like a dream, with a pair of eyes that hooked people's hearts, and couldn't help but feel a chill on his back, and his face turned white with fright.

The three of them were taken aback, how did the eldest of the heavens, my second Lin'an little Jin Ye, become a frightened cat.

"Boss, you're lost?"

Xiao Huarong envied the infinite way, and Wu Zheng and the others also had a lewd smile on their faces, for them, such a beauty as Yu Changji, it was natural to take the initiative to dedicate themselves, even if they were exhausted, they would not hesitate to die.

Jin Liang took a breath of cool air, and his undulating chest slowly slowed down, and he glanced at the three beasts who were thinking with his lower body, and he didn't have a good breath:

"Lose your big head, is the little master the kind of person who casually lets Sister Yao Huo Huo?"

The three of them laughed hesitantly, and the word "disbelief" was clearly written on their faces, just in those years in Lin'an City, were there still few flowery girls who were ravaged by the salty pig's hands? Naturally, Ji Tianyao stopped them, or the baby could go to the bottom of the archway to sing nine songs and eighteen bends. Now, when I went to the capital, I made it clear that Tiangao Wang Diyuan, a masculine young man, and a famous prostitute in Qinglou, did something to dry firewood, which is normal.

Jin Liang took a sip of hatred, and said in his heart: "Mortal!"

"Straight thief, you know the little thing in the crotch, the young master is entangled with a beautiful woman!"

Xiao Huarong looked incredulous, Wu Dada couldn't help beating his chest when he heard the word beauty, Zheng Tianci's fat body trembled, and he almost couldn't help but shout: Let go of the boss, come at me!

Jin Liang looked at the three little brothers who had no interest, sighed, looked at the sky, almost rolled his eyes, and sighed heavily:

"Palace!"

The three of them were stunned, Wu Dada's mind was the most lively, and he shouted anxiously:

"It's worthy that my boss dares to rob a woman with the emperor, it's enough for two, it's awesome enough!"

The other two nodded in agreement, this son's future is limitless, and he will definitely be beheaded at noon in the future, and he will be famous for a hundred years!

The golden scale kicked over, and the painful Wu Dada wailed like a pig, which has a long history.

"Damn, they all say that the palace, the palace, and not the emperor's mother-in-law, this old thing is about to braid, what does he want his mother-in-law to do!"

Xiaohuarong and Zheng Tianci were stunned, but Wu Dada's vision was high, and suddenly, he was also frightened and shrunk his neck, and said tremblingly:

"Isn't it...... Long...... Princess Changle ......"

The other two screamed out in surprise, the eldest daughter of the banner country is called Changle, rumored, the wandering wreckage, Lianke Sanfu, in the five provinces and six provinces that are famous, when the old emperor is still in charge, he had to call the only son of the Marquis of Zhenyuan as a concubine, but after hearing the fame of Princess Changle, the kid ran for eight hundred miles for three days and three nights, and voted for the Hu people's account, so far, Changle Palace has become a forbidden place, and Princess Changle has also become the most beautiful but the most undesirable beauty in the world.

"Big brother, how can you provoke her with such a good manner?"

Jin Liang shook his head and smiled bitterly, all this was not done by herself! It turned out that Princess Changle boasted of herself: Meisheng fish has a long machine, and the waves urge the little phoenix. Xiao Jin Ye naturally didn't believe it, after seeing Yu Changji's sultry methods, he had to provoke the princess of Changle again, so he spent money to hire someone......

"You mean...... You took advantage of her sleep and left a Mobao on her underwear that Little Jin Ye had visited!"

The three of them shouted in unison. Jin Liang was helpless, nodded, and said bitterly:

"yes, I've asked it eight hundred times!"

Bitter to bitter, it's just that the crisp breasts of the first beauty of the banner are incomparable to the girls of good families, and now it seems that they still have a lingering fragrance.

"And then?"

They asked dumbfounded, just waiting for the Golden Scale to release another earth-shattering satellite. A column of golden-scaled small mouths, later ...... According to the speed of solving the case in the country of Daqi, it will not take three days, and the people of Changle Palace will naturally find it, those five big and three rough men, such as the first one, a meal of five flowers and a big tie, speaking of which Daqi and the two sisters and brothers are worthy of being born by a father, and even the modus operandi is surprisingly similar, but this time, Jin Liang was thrown on a fragrant and soft red bed.

The woman who came to her face was in her prime, with moth eyebrows and bright teeth, and she was shocked when she raised her head and smiled!

Thinking of this, Jin Liang suddenly hugged Wu Dada, who was aggrieved like a complaining little lady who had been insulted and bullied, completely ignoring the face of Tanhualang now, and wiped a handful of tears and snot on the good brother's sturdy chest.

"That bitch isn't a fucking human, she actually drugged the master!"

Everyone screamed and wanted to ask, but he actually cried again.