Chapter 161: Baby, go back with me (ask for a monthly pass)
It's not.
Lao Jun and the others thought that Sun Xiaokong wanted to fight Guanyin with all his firepower.
Then Sun Xiaokong ran away...
"This dead monkey is a little cowardly, huh?"
"Yes, let's give him so many golden pills, he has eaten so many golden pill peaches, he doesn't even have the courage to try it with Guanyin..."
The two of them were muttering, and the Jade Emperor was shocked: "I'll go, this dead monkey is running towards the heavenly court." ”
Lao Jun suddenly said, "Haha, I see that you are in trouble again this time." ”
The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun speechlessly, and said in his heart: "Why is this Three Realms so big, can't it fit the two of you to fight?
When the Jade Emperor was about to say something, he suddenly said: "I have passed the South Heavenly Gate, and the direction is... Tushi Palace!"
"You're in trouble this time, hahaha!"
This time it's the turn of the Jade Emperor.
Lao Jun suddenly frowned and shouted, "Tong'er, go and close the door!"
"Set up the defensive formation of Tushi Palace, don't let anyone in. ”
To be honest, Lao Jun had already guessed what Sun Xiaokong was going to do.
No accident, this guy really wants to get into the gossip furnace...
Tyre!
It's just that it's too late for Lao Jun to give orders.
The speed at which the silver horn closed the door was comparable to Sun Xiaokong's escape speed.
I saw a streamer flash in front of Lao Jun and the Jade Emperor again...
In the end, he entered the gossip furnace.
Entering the gossip furnace, Sun Xiaokong also sighed and said: "This is the same as returning home, the whole air is fresh." ”
"Well, no, there's no air in here, the flames are fresh, and the most important thing is that it's full of security!"
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong also found that there was still a golden pill burning in this furnace...
Visually inspect at least thousand...
This guy, Sun Xiaokong couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"Ouch, it's broken. ”
Lao Jun muttered, hurriedly walked to the side of the Dan furnace and shouted: "Sun Xiaokong, I warn you, my pill has not been practiced yet, if you eat it now, it will be wasted." ”
"And if you dare to eat it, I... I've really trained you. ”
Poof!
The Jade Emperor in the distance, looking at Lao Jun's anxious appearance, couldn't be happy.
"Sun Xiaokong, get out of here!"
Guanyin shouted angrily outside the gate of Tushi Palace.
Of course, although Guanyin's mentality collapsed, she would not be like Sun Xiaokong, casually breaking into the Tushi Palace.
The most important thing is that Guanyin's last time he overturned the gossip furnace has not been resolved.
In the gossip furnace, Sun Xiaokong felt beautiful and said: "Don't worry, Laojun, we are particular about people, borrow your gossip furnace to hide for two days, and never take a stitch from you." ”
Lao Jun listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and said with a convincing face: "Dead monkey, your strength is not weak now, you have the Little Seven Treasure Wonderful Tree and the Twelve Rank Karma Fire Red Lotus in your hand, you go and fight her!"
"You're scared!"
"Do you know the Twelve Rank Karma Fire Red Lotus?" Sun Xiaokong listened to Lao Jun's words and said with some surprise.
"That's not nonsense, you used that magic weapon to resist my Liuding Divine Fire, you are blind to me?"
Lao Jun didn't have a good airway.
The Jade Emperor in the distance was also shocked, and said in his heart: ", there are still people supporting this Sun Xiaokong?"
"Could it be that the person who gave him the Seventy-two Transformations of the Earth Demon and the somersault cloud gave him the Twelve Rank Karma Fire Red Lotus?"
"Styx Ancestor ???"
For a while, the Jade Emperor also guessed in his heart.
After some consideration, the Jade Emperor really targeted the Styx Ancestor.
After all, this guy has a deep hatred for Buddhism!
And the one that the Styx Ancestor hated the most was the King of Jizo.
Because the king of Jizo said that hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha. He does not preach Buddha in hell or on the Huangquan Road, but stays by the sea of blood every day to copy scriptures and recite Buddha, and crosses the Asura clan.
After thinking of this, the Jade Emperor also felt that it was too difficult.
In the gossip furnace, Sun Xiaokong listened to Lao Jun's words, and said with an embarrassed smile: "What, we civilized people, how can we fight and kill every day." ”
"Besides, Guanyin is a girl, how can our old man do anything with her. ”
"Huh!"
Lao Jun listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and was happy, and said in his heart: "If you can't beat it, you can say that you can't beat it, and if you can't beat it, if you coax it, what the hell is it." ”
Thinking about it, Lao Jun asked, "Just say, when are you going to leave?"
As soon as he heard Lao Jun's words, Sun Xiaokong was a little difficult.
If you want to say that you are going to stay for thirty or fifty years, will Lao Jun hack himself to death?
Oh no, Lao Jun won't, I guess Rulai will...
"I'll stay for a few days to see the situation, don't worry that I won't steal the golden pill, what you should practice in the furnace, just let me not exist." Sun Xiaokong replied with a smile.
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong directly found a place to greet the fire and start cultivating.
Sun Xiaokong: Master's youth is back.
Outside.
Guanyin, that's a gas!
After some consideration, Guanyin had to rush back to the South China Sea first.
Then with a generous gift, he rushed back to visit Lao Jun.
The main reason is that he overturned the gossip furnace last time, and Guanyin is at a loss, if he doesn't say a word this time, he rushes in and takes Sun Xiaokong directly, it will be too bad to take Lao Jun seriously.
Although Lao Jun is low-key.
However, in terms of strength, if Lao Tzu says that he is the second, there is absolutely no one who just says that he is the first.
The most important thing is that Lao Jun is the real Jade Emperor in charge of people, he is in charge of money, and his status is vaguely higher than that of the Jade Emperor.
It's the same feeling as Tai Bai Xing fooling Sun Xiaokong.
Lao Jun is not only in charge of money, but he is also in charge of making money...
Terrifying!
A day later.
In the Tushi Palace, Yinjiao stepped forward to report: "Master, Guanyin is here to visit." ”
Lao Jun nodded, looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "Do you want to go to the back for a while?"
The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Then it goes without saying, the two of us have to mix together every day, and the Lingshan side may not suspect the two of us for anything." ”
As he spoke, the Jade Emperor then walked to the back hall.
Then as soon as Guanyin came in, he said apologetically: "Laojun, I was reckless last time. ”
"This time I brought a generous gift, and I hope that the old gentleman will forgive his sins. ”
Lao Jun accepted it with a smile, then looked at Guanyin and said, "I think you came this time, and you are still going to take that Sun Xiaokong, right?"
"Yes. ”
Guanyin nodded and replied.
"Hmm..."
Lao Jun thought about it for a while and said, "That monkey hid in the gossip furnace, you can watch it yourself." ”
"Just don't destroy the things in my Tushi Palace. ”
"Thank you, sir. Guanyin listened to Lao Jun's words and hurriedly thanked him.
It's just that Guanyin was also drunk, and said in his heart: "This special dead monkey is really sick!"
"Why is the old man drilling in the gossip furnace, and his psychology is too perverted?"
Tai Bai Xing: Brother, you tell the truth, who is the Shake M masochist between the two of us?
Lao Jun didn't say anything, so he let Guanyin watch it himself.
And Guanyin walked to the gossip furnace, frowned and thought about it, and said, "Sun Xiaokong, follow me back to the Five Elements Mountain." ”
When Sun Xiaokong inside heard this, he said in his heart: "Ouch, I'll go, how old are you?