"Sun Xiaokong is dead, and my name is Sun Huokong now. ”

"You go, I won't go back with you. ”

Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, Guanyin took a deep breath and calmed himself down.

In the Tushi Palace, Guanyin still didn't dare to mess around.

"What the hell do you want?"

Guanyin held back her anger and asked.

"I don't want to do anything, what do you want?" Sun Xiaokong asked rhetorically.

"You..."

Guanyin is also angry.

The old gentleman on the side was very uncomfortable, and said in his heart: "What do you want?"

As a boss of the Three Realms, Lao Jun is also professionally trained, unless he can't help it, otherwise Lao Jun will definitely not laugh.

And right now, Lao Jun is looking at Sun Xiaokong and Guanyin, like...

A husband and wife quarreled in the mortal world, and then this Sun Xiaokong was like an angry little daughter-in-law, and returned to her parents' house angrily.

And Guanyin, you have to bring some gifts to call people...

"Poof!"

Thinking of this, Lao Jun couldn't help laughing.

Looking at Guanyin looking at him with a strange expression, Lao Jun explained seriously: "I'm sorry, I just remembered that the Jade Emperor was kidnapped by Sun Xiaokong that day, and then... You know. ”

As he spoke, Lao Jun walked directly into the back hall.

And then...

There was a burst of news from behind... Oh no, two bursts of heartless laughter.

Guanyin is really uncomfortable!

"Sun Xiaokong, if you go back to the Five Elements Mountain with me, I won't do anything with you again, and besides, what do you want, let's discuss it, okay?" Guanyin pretended to discuss calmly.

When Lao Jun and the Jade Emperor heard this, they said in their hearts: "Ouch, I'll go, there is still domestic violence here!"

"Cut!"

"You can pull it, you're done fighting, and now if you say this, can it erase the wounds in my body?"

"Can you smooth the wounds on my soul?"

Sun Xiaokong was in the gossip furnace, and he replied seriously.

After hesitating for a moment, Guanyin said, "I can give you Jindan." ”

Sun Xiaokong in the gossip furnace heard it, ouch, I'll go!

See you outside.

I saw Sun Xiaokong come out of the gossip furnace and ask, "I was injured physically and mentally by you, do you have so much gold pill for me?"

Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and there was another burst of anger, this dead monkey really saw the money!

"Give you a hundred gold pills, and follow me back to the Five Elements Mountain. ”

"Cut!"

"A hundred gold pills, you can send Hanako. Sun Xiaokong glanced at Guanyin disdainfully, and went back to the gossip furnace directly.

Guan yin:???

A hundred gold pills are not enough?

Those actors in this special heavenly court, if they invite one to act for so long, they haven't earned enough of a hundred!

"Sun Xiaokong, don't go too far, let me tell you, don't think that I can't do anything about you if you hide in the gossip furnace. ”

"If you are like this, I will go back to Lingshan and call the Buddha to come over. Guanyin said impatiently.

If she wants to catch Sun Xiaokong without destroying it or making any noise, it is impossible.

But if you can!

When Sun Xiaokong heard this, his psychology was also instantly slumped.

Sure enough, this special strength is not enough to be a hard injury!

"Please come at every turn, you can look at your little interest, the price is two hundred gold pills, give it to us and go back to the Five Elements Mountain now." ”

"If you don't want to, then go to Lingshan and ask Ru to come and go. ”

Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and he was also drunk in an instant.

"How can there be such a brazen person as you in the world?" Guanyin thought to herself.

"Good!"

"Come back with me, I'll give it to you!"

Guanyin agreed.

"That's not good, you give me Jin Dan now, so I can go back with you, otherwise what will you do if you pay the bill?" Sun Xiaokong flew out of the gossip furnace and said seriously.

Guanyin is really convinced now, and for a moment, Guanyin wanted to bring all the tight hoops, golden hoops, and forbidden hoops given by Rulai to Sun Xiaokong.

Do you think that everyone is as shameless as you and will pay their debts?

Gritting his teeth, Guanyin gave Sun Xiaokong two hundred gold pills.

Seriously, Guanyin felt that it was too difficult.

After Sun Xiaokong took the golden pill, his mood was really cool, two days of hard work, nine hundred golden pills!

"That's... Laojun, we're leaving, I'm sorry. ”

"Don't worry, I didn't touch any of the golden pills in the furnace, mainly because I tasted it, and it was really unripe..."

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong left happily.

Lao Jun is also a big head for a while, and you haven't moved?

So how did you taste it?

Do you use licking?

Thinking of this, Lao Jun felt goosebumps on his body.

But Lao Jun thinks about it, forget it, anyway, these gold pills are processed for others.

"Hehe, do you dare to bet with me, this matter is definitely not over yet. ”

After Sun Xiaokong and Guanyin left, the Jade Emperor walked up to Lao Jun and said.

"What's not over yet?" Lao Jun was a little puzzled.

"Of course, it's Sun Xiaokong's worship of Jin Chanzi as his teacher, or Jin Chanzi's worship of Sun Xiaokong as his teacher. ”

Listening to the words of the Jade Emperor, Lao Jun nodded and said, "Do you mean that Sun Xiaokong accepted the two hundred gold pills given by Guanyin, and then insisted that the golden cicada worship him as a teacher?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and nodded.

"Not bad. ”

Lao Jun looked at the Jade Emperor and thought, "Heh... I don't bet with you, with Sun Xiaokong's shamelessness, this 200 gold pill is estimated to be the compensation of Guanyin to beat him. ”

"As for the fork of the golden cicada, I estimate that it will be at least five hundred..."

The Jade Emperor said: "Sure enough... Heroes see the same thing!"

Marble Mountains.

Sun Xiaokong and Guanyin didn't say anything all the way and rushed back from Tushi Palace.

Seeing the mess in the cave, Sun Xiaokong couldn't help but think of the fierce battle just now!

This Guanyin actually "has a big mole in his chest", this is another killer feature!

Last time in the Bagua Furnace, due to the fire, Sun Xiaokong didn't notice much.

No, Sun Xiaokong said seriously: "I told you, Lao Jun is my eldest brother, and his Doushi Palace is the same as my own family." ”

"Do you think a mortal, let me worship him as a teacher, is he worthy?"

"My Sun Xiaokong and Monkey King don't want to lose face?"

Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong and said, "If you worship him as a teacher, when you arrive at Lingshan, both of you will have immeasurable merits, and you can be crowned Buddha." ”

"When the time comes, if he can become a Buddha, he will naturally be worthy of being your master. ”

Guanyin tried, very hard... Reason with Sun Xiaokong.

If you're doing it, this guy won't be able to go back to his parents' house again...

"Okay, let's talk about it after you let him become a Buddha. Sun Xiaokong replied lightly.

Guanyin: It's so uncomfortable, I want to kill him.

"Sun Xiaokong, you have to know your identity. ”

"You are a stone monkey, what face do you have?"

"You... You have made many mistakes in Heaven, but the Buddha not only did not kill you, but gave you the opportunity to become a Buddha, you should cherish it and reform yourself..."

Listening to Guanyin's words, Sun Xiaokong pretended to be annoyed and said, "Why did the stone monkey become a jing?"

"Have you eaten your rice and drunk your soup?"

"I tell you, don't look down on rocks and monkeys... The stone and the monkey are... Yes..."

Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong with a sneer and asked, "Hehe, what is it?"

"It's true love!"