It is said that one person has attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascends to heaven, and the group of plugged chickens in the Piaoxiang Pavilion almost didn't write their arrogance on their faces. For the first time in his life, Ji Tianyao's waist was straight, and he was able to open the kiln until the emperor issued an order, which was also a must in the world. The sixteen-year-old champion red of the altar was no longer hidden, and the entire Lin'an City was drunk in it. Many benefactors looked at the extra pot of wine in front of them, and they all thought that the old bustard was going to open a relief field? Who knows, there are two taels of silver in their pockets.

The round platform facing the door of the finely woven red rob has been set up for almost three years, and it has been empty, and the old bustard originally wanted to find a few girls from the Jin Kingdom to stand on it and scratch her head and make a pose, but who expected, his own little bastard asked:

"Sister Yao, do you still have people in Jinguo?"

Naturally, by her means, it was carrots and sticks to arrange back. It's a pity that the girl of Jinguo is a canary kept in a cage, strict import and export, and the Lin'an girl is not angry, and there is no one who can sing and dance at a critical time, not to mention Sun Sanniang's few teasing clichés, that is, when Xiao Hongyan saw that the clothes of the benefactor were taken off quickly, it was difficult for her to wear them. simply, the old lady was a bad trampling of the silver, and she was distressed for half a year.

Today, it seems that Ji Tianyao secretly admires his foresight, just for the purpose of taking the stage to announce the decree, the poor old emperor is still hanging a sigh, if he knows that his holy oracle has fallen into the hands of such an old bustard, and he will be embarrassed on the public stripping table, it is estimated that he would have gone to see the Buddha of the West one step earlier.

Ji Tianyao has read very few books, and the meat futon pressed under the pillow is considered a book, which is studied all night, and it is difficult for anyone to match his business ability in Lin'an City. She heard that the benefactor of the book talked about the Eastern Zhou Dynasty Kingdoms: The lord of the queen's six palaces, although guilty, cannot be questioned. If virtue is not competent. But when the decree is abolished, it is a blessing for all ages to choose another virtuous and virtuous mother, and to honor the world!

Immediately, I thought that I had been the old mother in Lin'an City for so many years, and she was worthy of the name and was not the mother of the world, but also the mother of Lin'an. changed a set of gaudy and vulgar clothes, not only charming and enchanting, but also the big white flesh that costs two taels of gold at a glance on weekdays has also been seen clearly, so that it is needless to say how many benefactors burned themselves. It's a pity that as early as 20 years ago, the filial piety queen who loves Ming like a son and is the real mother of the world is estimated to be dead.

The tears on the corners of the golden scales have not dried, at this moment, drunk and sad, when he said that he had not woken up, Wu Dada and the other three puppies had already mixed into the crowd in the audience, and they did not squeeze their eyebrows at him during the period, which was very gloating. Ji Tianyao couldn't care about that, she couldn't see her son's drunken appearance like a turtle who had eaten a defeated battle, and said secretly: On a big day, how can it be the same as a dead father, where is the shameless excitement that your kid saw a beautiful girl in the past!

His mother has been alive for 30 years, this is a great victory in the entertainment industry against feudal education, although she Ji Tianyao is not a member of Meng's mother, she has not studied the Three Migration Religion since she was a child, and she has not heard the court language. But the name of Hualang's mother, which is not allowed to be fake, may have an allusion to the golden mother raising children in the history books of Daqi in the future.

Homeopathic gave the loser a kick, the golden scales were painful, and touched the anger of his mother's face that the lion was about to roar, and immediately, he showed his natal mastery, that knowledgeable, gentle and elegant, and did not forget to embellish a harmless smile of humans and animals. took the holy decree in Ji Tianyao's hand.

"Be louder, give your mother and the seventy or eighty little mothers in the Piaoxiang Pavilion a long face!"

The golden scales were embarrassed, looking at the villagers and elders in Lin'an City, as well as the mothers with outstanding demeanor, and said bitterly in his heart: Fortunately, the little master was clever and did not do his best, if he won the champion, wouldn't he let Sister Yao be offered as a living Buddha!

Of course, this is what his little Jin Ye thinks a lot, if he really wins the champion, the first one who does not agree is those old scholars in Kyoto, the dignified Shengxue Wengong, if your mother is a night incense, and the people who ask for food on the street do not step up, but a bustard sister who opens a kiln, it is estimated that the front of the Jinluan Palace will be whining and mourning, and the corpses are all over the field.

Ji Tianyao didn't have these accidents with him, now it's a great thing to be a Tanhua, if it's a champion, what kind of prefect, the general soldiers are all to the old lady to stand aside, and she keeps that pair of lush little hands dare to touch the bedside of the first-class master!

So, under the aggressive gaze of his mothers, the little calf was full of energy, and hysterically shouted out the holy decree.

Fengtian transported, the emperor said:

In the 56th year of the red fortune of the banner, the royal pen appointed Lin'an Golden Scale as the top three to explore the flowers! I was in the twilight of my year, the patient was very serious, the prince was young, and he could not hold the government, in order to protect the banner of the country and not to be lost, I was specially given to explore the flowers and gold scales on behalf of me, and went to the Shenxiao Palace of Longhu Mountain to burn incense and pray for blessings for three years.

There was a muffled thunder, as if it had exploded out of thin air in the June sky, the smile on Ji Tianyao's face suddenly froze, and for a while, the atmosphere was extremely weird, and the faces of men, women and children had expressions of wanting to cry without tears, and wanting to laugh wildly. Finally, I don't know which old duck in the crowd who killed a thousand knives yelled:

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Boom, the whole house laughed uncontrollably.

Tanhualang became a nominal Taoist, which was like a gust of wind, blowing all over the southeast and northwest of Lin'an, and there were several good people in Lin'an, and the students of the poor family were not far away for dozens of miles, and came to see the beauty. Everyone said in private: This time is retribution! So they began to arrange it from the three generations of ancestors of his family, people! That's it, especially if you don't see people well, if you are better than him, the next time you are unlucky, this kid will jump and clap his hands excitedly and scold the street.

Of course, some people are happy and some people are worried, the light and strong young men in Lin'an City are happy, their nerves were tense before, they remember the famous and beautiful little cuihua the year before last, let the little ancestor trick into the Piaoxiang Pavilion to hug and sleep, at that time they dared to be angry and dare not speak, and now they are afraid that this kid will definitely rob the girl on the street! Once this worry is eliminated, they feel that they are alive again, like a group of wolves guarding the sheepfold, and their eyes are green.

Pitiful, the innocent woman who went down to the age of three to the age of eighty-three was completely broken, and asked how much sorrow you could have, just like a holy decree drifting with the wind. According to the past, they didn't dare to reverie too much, after all, under the appearance of the country and the city, there is also the identity of the son of an old bustard, and if it is passed out, it will be poked in the back. But now it's okay, which of the young girls in the high school Tanhua City didn't squeeze their heads and wanted to climb the Piaoxiang Pavilion, and even more, they were ashamed of their family background, and they were willing to be small for him. The old emperor who is so immortal that he will not die, a holy decree has rejected their thoughts. The woman is very ruthless, and for this creature that bleeds for a month and does not die, it must not be taken lightly.

At present, the golden scales have not yet come to the Shenxiao Palace to pray for blessings, and thousands of ingenious girls are estimated to have tied up the little straw man and cursed the one in the palace to return to the west as soon as possible!

We are the life of the chicken coop!

Ji Tianyao's usual mantra, who would have thought that now she would be in a word, originally pointing to Tanhualang's hat and being a five-grade lady, but now she has become a named Taoist, which can't help but make her angry. She secretly cursed this mediocre emperor Lao'er, who lacked great virtue. He didn't go down to the holy decree to ask his son to enter the palace as a eunuch, at least he didn't have to accept three years of living as a widow.

She wept unreasonably for three hours, until the tears were dry. The golden scales have been sitting upright and holding the holy decree in their hands, stunned.

"Stinky boy, you're talking!"

At this moment, her humble hopes are all a farce, and she can't help but think of the uselessness of reading advocated by her little ancestor on weekdays, it seems that he is still prescient, and he knew that he would become a Taoist priest after studying, and then he still read a fart book, and he can grow the foundation of the kiln generation freely?

What else can Jin Liang say, the holy decree is the emperor's order, and if he obeys it, he will not drink alcohol, eat meat, or be close to women within three years! If he dares to resist, he will be disrespectful, and this ten Piaoxiang Pavilion alone is not enough to kill his head! It's just that the emperor is lying on the bed half dead at the moment, not to mention that even if he says a word, it is the same as the urging of Lord Yama. He is not stupid as a tanhualang, a fool will not pass the tanhua exam. According to common sense, it is more likely that the prince will mention it himself.

I think that at the beginning, in front of the Lama Palace, the pampered and extraordinary prince said that he would give him the title of champion through the strength of wine, but fortunately, the prince was drunk, and he was not drunk yet, so he quickly declined.

Wheel reason, the three-foot cloth under the skirt of the fish chief machine, the prince has not yet picked it up, and he can't unload the mill and kill the donkey. Could it be that in order to get rid of the enemy in love, let yourself be widowed first?

Look at it again, the holy decree on the head of the small letter, skimming like a knife, a little like a peach, the author seems to be afraid that others will recognize his notes, deliberately written wanton and arrogant, the dragon flies and dances the phoenix, but the heart is careful, it is not difficult to find that the pen luck is faintly mellow like jade fat powder.

In an instant, the delicate little face of the golden scales was completely blackened. If you want to talk about the women who have had grievances with him in this life, you can count them on five fingers.

One is a mother-in-law, a MILF, the charm still exists, and the son is a piece of meat that fell off the buttocks, even if he can be petted or spoiled. A half-city wind and rain, raised in the Red Mansion Xiangge, a beauty like a golden cat, how you look at it, how you like it. There is also a dream of 100,000 teenagers in Lin'an, who has always been obsessed with himself, can't ask for it, tossed and turned, and hanged himself last year. The last one, peerless, seems to still be stepping on his chest.

Jin Liang was scared out of a cold sweat, this woman is deviant, she has always been eclectic, if she enters the palace, it is not impossible, I remembered the sentence of the day:

Don't want to escape from the palm of this palace in your life!

He wants to cry without tears, and he can't die if he wants to die! Every time I recall the prince's serious admonition before parting, my sister is a nightmare for all men in the world, and she has long been hung above the high hall because she should be regarded as a wise saying, only hating herself for being young and arrogant, and not understanding personnel!

"Donkey, isn't it just to be a Taoist priest for three years?

The four silent houses in the shocking fragrance pavilion are flying south under Lin'an City!

Since ancient times, the white horse howls the west wind, and when it comes, the willow bank outside Lin'an City, the light wind and drizzle. Ji Tianyao asked someone to calculate the day, and said that the trip was smooth and smooth, and he came back safely. Jin Liang was helpless, the stupid horse he sat on was selected by his godfather, Li Guozhang, the chief soldier, in the barracks.

It is said that he rides on the red dust, travels 800 miles a day, and can catch up with the great Wanliang horse. But unexpectedly, early in the morning, he rushed straight to the west gate with the golden scales, and almost missed the hour. Li Guozhang sweated embarrassedly and explained that BMW was still in the run-in period. Jin Liang didn't bother to pay attention to this stupid beast, compared to the day he visited the flowers in high school, at this moment, all the men, women and children in Ancheng went out to see each other off, and the excitement was unprecedented, and those who didn't know thought that a certain dignitary was running for funeral. Compared with what was said in the master's book, thousands of miles of empty alleys, sending each other from all directions, the former beauty Zhaojun was out of the jam, and it was not far behind.

It's a pity that the woman sinks the fish and the goose, keeping the world peaceful, and he is short and melancholy, for a yellow scarf.

Of course, when Concubine Ming travels, it must be noisy gongs and drums, firecrackers, and he is much more wronged, except for the stupid horse, there is only a red clothes and gold crown left on his valuable outfit. Originally, Jin Liang wanted to ask for a sword, and I heard that the three thousand miles of Qinchuan, since ancient times, the holy land of civil and military affairs, the people are fierce, and with a sword in hand, you can also defend yourself.

It's a pity that Ji Tianyao disagreed. said that Wensheng Gongzi couldn't play with the sword, and if he didn't kill anyone, he would hurt himself. Besides, the long sword said that the bad guy was in the hand, and the good guy also had a bad heart, and when the time came, he didn't know how to let people slaughter him. Then he took out a large stack of silver tickets pressed at the bottom of the box and gave him a command:

When you encounter robbers, you will take silver to save your life, fortunately, you are rich in the poor family, and if you can't do it, you will kneel down and kowtow to call grandpa.

As she spoke, she cried, groped for a swaddling piece that Jin Lin wore when she was a child, and cried and mourned for a night. It was not to see off his son, but to send him to the execution ground.

"Shaodong, Sister Yao was tired of crying yesterday, and she couldn't come this morning, so the matchmaker saw you off. ”

Xiao Hongyan is affectionate and righteous, and with his horse, he reached out and put down the gold bracelet given by the fourth master of the Zhao family two days ago, and stuffed it into the golden scale's hand without saying anything.

On the other side, Sun Sanniang carried a basket of dim sum and whispered:

"Actually, Sister Yao is crying and mourning money, and I heard her gambling and cursing the street alone in her room this morning. ”

Jin Liang smiled bitterly, thinking of the Jin Kezi and silver ingots that she had been abducted and deceived in the past sixteen years, Sister Yao really hid every penny, and now all the things are returned to the original owner, so she can't help but cry, if she were to change herself, it is estimated that she would have died seventy, eighty or ninety times.

Facing the white mist, there were three figures standing at the entrance of the official road, two tall and one short, two thin and one fat, and they couldn't stop shaking the fat man's body, which turned into ashes, and his little Jin Ye also recognized it.

Without waiting for him to walk in, Zheng Tianci walked with tears and snot in his eyes, and walked step by step, muttering in his mouth:

"Boss, what are we going to do when you're gone...... Can you not go......

Jin Liang was so moved, and when the tip of his nose was sour, he saw a huge slap fan the fat man away, Wu Dada scolded the bad luck with his mouth, saying that the boss is not dead, and you will cry without ten miles of ground.

Jin Scale's heart was shocked when he heard this, and when he saw him put his arms on his sleeves, he made a document in his arms, and said with a smile:

"My father entrusted someone to prepare it for you, saying that when you get to Daqin, this document will be unimpeded, and there is ......"

Wu Dada looked embarrassed and said:

"My father asked me to say I'm sorry, originally his old man came to see you off in person today, but the Jiufang aunt was too anxious to get started, and now the bonus sedan chair is ready. ”

Golden Scale was surprised, and said with his chest in his hands:

"Then your seventh mother and eighth mother are too willing?"

Wu Dada scratched his head in annoyance and said bitterly:

"I can't take a kitchen knife a long time ago, I can't stop it, it is estimated that the six countries are now lively!"

Jin Lin couldn't help but think of the scene when his mother Wu came to make trouble with her own kiln, which can also be said to be a woman who does not let her eyebrows be shaved, and has the courage of ten thousand people. Of course, I also met Ji Tianyao's own Yaksha tiger, I don't know if Aunt Jiu can't stand it, and I can only wish Governor Wu a strong body and a happy old age.

On the side, Xiao Huarong's pair of obscene and vicious little eyes flashed, and she leaned over the smiling face and said:

"Boss, I heard that there is a method of cultivating immortals in Shenxiao Palace, and the disciples there are all immortals after practice. ”

Golden Scale glanced at him angrily, and the dog basket was all about that.

"You mean the female disciple, right?"

Xiao Huarong nodded again and again, gave a thumbs up, and praised the boss for his wisdom and martial arts.

Jin Liang laughed, and said to the three brothers who beat thieves and dogs, bullied men and women, and said:

"Okay, the boss must find you a beautiful girl with big breasts. ”

After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around, looked at the three children, and said with a straight face:

"You dig the foot of the wall in the future, it depends on who the husband is, you don't have nothing to do, you move your fists all day long, if you use your brains more, you ......"

As for Zheng Tianci's cheeks, which were still red and swollen in the end, Jin Yan sighed heavily and said with a slight smile:

"Eat more, don't treat yourself badly when the boss is gone!"

The three of them nodded solemnly in unison and shouted:

"Boss go all the way!"

Riding on a white horse, Golden Scale waved goodbye, and gradually walked away, looking at the line of large characters on the short mule-like city wall that slowly faded out of view:

The city does not perish, and the perite of the city perishes.

At this moment, a bell rang to the passenger ship, and a figure slowly walked out of the east foot tower, she stood in the rain, her eyes were red and swollen, and she couldn't tell whether it was rain or tears, looking at the fiery red figure flying to the vast sky, she trembled, and a pair of hands clenched the corners of the embroidered skirt.

"Sister Yao, be careful if you hurt yourself when it's raining heavily. ”

On one side, Sun Sanniang handed over an oil-paper umbrella and carefully covered her.

"The line in the mother's hand, the wanderer's shirt. Before leaving, I am afraid that I will return late...... ”

Ji Tianyao was speechless for a long time, and finally glared back at her with the last white eye.

"The white-eyed wolf that has been raised for sixteen years left as soon as he said it, and he didn't even ...... a word"

Sun Sanniang was stunned in the rain, Ji Tianyao snorted coldly and scolded:

"Son of a bitch, how did the old lady spend the money, and how did she earn it back. ”

"Then ...... tonight"

Ji Tianyao walked away without looking back, and a word floated away.

"The wine and food are enough, and each guest is charged an extra three taels of silver. ”

Sun Sanniang was speechless, according to later generations, that night the fragrance pavilion was full of flowers and red for an all-night, all the good wine in the cellar was emptied, and finally all the wine was poured into the Ning River, and the lingering fragrance did not subside for three days and three nights around Lin'an.