Who?

Of course, I'm Lu Ping's sloppy ...... Master.

The old man was not human at all.

It's God.

Otherwise......

People, how can they teach such a powerful apprentice?

Thinking of the old man, Lu Ping remembered a lot of past events again, and also remembered the cute little sister.

That year.

Lu Ping was eighteen years old.

On the hill of Aripulush in that Western Europe.

One morning, the sloppy old man shook a broken fan and said to Lu Ping: "Apprentice, I'm going to accept another apprentice, what do you think?"

Lu Ping shook his head eagerly: No, Master, it's enough for you to have me.

The old man said: It's a female apprentice.

Lu Ping asked: How old is it?

The old man smiled and said: You are two years younger, and you are sixteen years old.

Lu Ping asked again: How is it?

The old man said: That's a fairy falling from the sky, it's beautiful.

Lu Pingdao: You old man is very bad, I believe you are weird. Last time you lied to me that the view from the cliff was exceptionally beautiful, I ended up being tied to the cliff for a few days and nights......

The old man said solemnly: "Son, isn't it my intention to cure your fear of heights?

Lu Pingdao: But you lied to me, this is an indisputable fact!

The old man said: Sometimes, well-intentioned deception can still be dropped.

A few days later.

The bad old man stood again in front of a boulder on the hill.

The old man said, "Son, I can use my finger as a carving knife to carve a word on this stone, do you believe it?"

Lu Ping shook his head: I don't believe it, how hard the stone is, it's impossible.

The old man asked rhetorically: What if I engrave it?

Lu Pingdao: If you can carve it, I will boil you for a month's footwashing water, although your big feet are very stinky.

The old man coughed twice: the water for washing his feet is free, and he can't wash his feet once a month...... In this way, if I engrave it, you will promise the master to accept another apprentice.

Lu Ping scratched his scalp: Let me think about it again.

The old man said: Don't think about it, it's decided.

Lu Ping looked at the hard boulder and nodded: Okay, forgive you for not being able to carve it!

As the powder fell from the boulder.

The old man did write a very ugly 'word' on it.

This 'character' is crooked, very much like the word 'Yu', and also a little like 'Ning', but it is not like 'character'.

But it's really a 'word'.

And it's carved very deeply.

Later, the bad old man also asked Lu Ping to paint with paint, and it became a color word.

So the little sister was brought back by the bad old man.

Lu Ping clearly remembered that picture: a bad old man in ragged clothes, holding a beautiful and clean little girl like a fairy, stood in front of him, and said, this girl will be your junior sister in the future, you will practice together in the future, unite and love, and most importantly, be filial piety as a teacher.

But how is this like taking in an apprentice?

This is clearly called human trafficking......

But.

The little sister is so beautiful.

I knew that it was so good-looking, and Lu Ping would have agreed to this old man a long time ago.

"Senior brother!"

"Senior sister!"

"Senior brother is so handsome!"

"Senior sister, you really have a vision!"

The old man asked Lu Ping to take the little junior sister to familiarize himself with the environment in the mountains.

Lu Ping took his sister's hand, came to the boulder, pointed to the 'word' and said: Did the junior sister see it, this is the 'word' written by the master.

The little junior sister pouted: It's so ugly!

Lu Pingdao: That bad old man is very bad......

The little junior sister jumped up and down and said: Senior brother is so good...... I'm going to tell Master that you speak ill of him!"

A week later.

The little junior sister was scolded by the old man because she was distracted while practicing.

Lu Ping touched her little head and comforted her.

The little junior sister cried and said, "Senior brother, that bad old man is very bad."

In this way, Lu Ping and the little junior sister quickly reached a united front.

For example, the two joined forces and pretended to be ghosts in the middle of the night to scare him.

Also, put stones in the old man's meal.

Or, put bugs in your shoes.

Snakes are stuffed in the bed.

The bad old man was angry, and punished Lu Ping and the little junior sister for three days and three nights in front of the boulder.

Lu Ping looked at the word again: the old man's writing was really ugly.

The little junior sister said: That bad old man is very bad.

Lu Pingdao: Little junior sister, you are so good...... If I tell Master that you speak ill of him, will he be happy and teach me to write on the stone?

The little junior sister said: You also have to learn such an ugly word?

Lu Pingdao: Senior sister, you don't understand. Although this word is ugly, Master has used it to win the most beautiful you.

The little junior sister blushed: Senior brother is really bad, he always likes to tell the truth.

After some stalking.

The old man finally agreed to teach Lu Ping to write.

Thereupon.

Lu Ping's new nightmare began.

Soak your hands in Chinese medicine every day, and your hands are swollen and you can't move.

At the same time, I began to practice internal qi day and night, and even when I slept, I was breathing......

Lu Ping's stomach continued to swell and swell.

At the worst time, it was like a pregnant woman who was about to give birth.

And he always farts.

There are always hundreds a day.

After that, he often had diarrhea and got up more than a dozen times a night.

The bad old man saw it in his eyes and smiled in his heart.

Finally one day.

The old man told Lu Ping: Do you know why you have bloating in your abdomen?

Lu Pingdao: Could it be that my dantian is not big enough to accommodate the breath that is absorbed into it?

The old man said: Wrong!

Lu Pingdao: That's what you are angry with!

The old man said in one sentence: Actually, it was because the teacher accidentally made a mistake in the auxiliary qi prescription that he prepared for you.

Lu Ping: ......

The old man smiled evilly: it can still be made up, it can be made up.

Later, Lu Ping learned that this technique of carving words on stone with his fingers is called 'King Kong Finger'.

It seems that Shaolin Temple also has this kind of exercise, right?

But it's really not as good as this bad old man's teaching.

After soaking in Chinese medicine for a month.

The old man began to ask Lu Ping to stick his hands in the sand...... Very cliché method, there is wood?

It seems that the iron sand palm is also practiced like this.

Of course, it's not just the sand.

Lu Ping also inserted boiling water, inserted the stove, inserted the glass, and inserted the little sister's little buttocks...... (Don't be fooled, it's not what you think!)

The little junior sister covered her buttocks and ignored Lu Ping for a week.

It is said that it has been bruised for a long time.

And then later.

The old man was even worse, and began to feed poison to Lu Ping's fingers. Yes, that's really poisonous!

Lu Ping's fingers were swollen and then gone, and then swollen again.

I have also experienced several times of erosion, cocooning, cocooning, and reciprocation.

It was a really embarrassing time.

For the hands are sharpened, eating, drinking, and relieving the hands...... All kinds of inconveniences.

Anyway, the old man wouldn't help Lu Ping with these things.

I can only embarrass my little sister.

......

......

The past is like smoke.

So many years have passed in a flash.

Lu Ping's cultivation of this amazing magic skill is indispensable to the credit of the little junior sister.

But then this little junior sister has not been heard from.

Think about it, if she was still alive, she should be a slim, gentle and lovely big girl.

Oh, gentle and lovely, I dare not say it.

She was only sixteen back then, so she was fierce.

At this time.

Seeing that Lu Ping's expression was a little abnormal, Kong Long couldn't help but lean forward and said, "Boss, you ...... What's wrong with you?"

Lu Ping came back to his senses and frowned: "Who is your boss?"

Kong Long pointed to the word 'dinosaur' on the floor and explained, "What you said just now, let me do it with you in the future." I have a big nose and a big nose, and from now on, I will be your person. ”

"You...... You ......" Lu Ping thought for a moment and sat down on the sofa.

Kong Long ran out and quickly brought a cigar and a box of sulphur-free matches.

"Come, boss, taste the smoke. ”

Kong Long handed over the cigarette and lit the match.

Then he stood there dumbfounded, waiting for the new boss to give instructions.

Saying!

A person who can carve words on tiles with his fingers.

Does he dare to confront it?

The point is that you can't resist it.

"Do you want to follow me now, why did you go earlier, the quota is full!" Lu Ping snapped his fingers and said, "Look, there are already Shao Jinyuan, Mahjong, and Vipers here." Moreover, people's mahjong is also one of the top ten King Kongs, my temple is too small, and then there is a King Kong, can I fit it in this long time?"

Kong Long pinched his nose and pondered for a moment, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "I...... I can play mahjong. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Don't care about the ranking now?"

Kong Long emphasized: "I am willing to be the last to come first." ”

Oh, yes.

How dare you care about rankings?

Being able to survive is the last word.

As the prawn said just now, there is no way out but to submit to him.

Looking at this state, let alone one Kong Dragon, I'm afraid that even if ten Kong Dragons are combined, they are not other people's opponents.

Is there a choice?

Lu Ping pinched Erlang's legs, looked at Kong Long a few times, and said, "In this way, you should continue to go back to your third master." Let's go back. ”

"Huh, you let me go back?" Kong Long looked dazed: "I can't go back, this." ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Why can't you go back?"

Kong Long scratched the tip of his nose and said, "I...... I see, you...... You must be thinking of sending my body back, right? I know you won't let me go easily...... How can there be such a good thing?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "You think too much! Who said that if you return to him, you can't do things for me?"

"Huh?" Kong Long's head instantly opened, and he nodded again and again: "I understand, I understand, you mean, let me go back and play lurking?"

Lu Ping said: "Almost." ”

Kong Long asked tentatively, "That...... So what is my mission?"

"Your boss surnamed Fu is rich, find a way to get him some money to spend!" Lu Ping smiled.

Kong Long was confused: "The key is how to get it?"

"Use your brains!" Lu Ping frowned: "For example, if you go back and tell him that you have taken down this club, and now you need a sum of money to package and upgrade the time, won't the money come?"

Kong Long suddenly realized: "I...... Why didn't I think of that? It's called ...... It's called a plan, right?"

Lu Ping said: "However, I am still a little worried. ”

Kong Long said: "Boss, you speak." ”

"You can betray Lao Fu now, maybe after I let you go back, you will betray me again. Lu Ping said matter-of-factly: "I have seen a lot of this kind of person, and when he sees the wind, he will fall, and he belongs to the grass on the wall." ”

Kong Long turned his head and glanced at the two words on the ground again, and swore solemnly: "Don't worry, I will never fall this time, and I won't fall to death." ”

Lu Ping said: "But just with a red mouth and white teeth, how can I believe you?"

"Boss, what do you think, you are so powerful, if my big nose betrays you, you want to kill me...... Isn't that like pinching an ant to death?" Kong Long found a breakthrough to convince the other party.

Lu Ping nodded: "That's right." It's good that you recognize that. ”

Kong Long breathed a sigh of relief again: "That...... Now you see, I'm ...... Can I take someone back?"

"How do you report to your boss when you bring someone back?" Lu Ping glared at him and emphasized: "I'll show you the way, you can go and ask for mahjong in a while, he has experience in this area." ”

Kong Long was taken aback: "Could it be ...... Could it be that mahjong has been ...... earlier? You've rebelled?"

"What kind of strategy is not against the enemy, is it difficult to hear? People are abandoning the darkness and turning to the light!" Lu Ping said.

Kong Long said: "Yes, yes, yes." Abandon the darkness and turn to the light, abandon the darkness and turn to the light. I'm just like him, too...... Also...... It's also a pearl secret investment!"

Lu Ping looked at Kong Long, and saw that he was hairy all over his body: "Okay, big nose, now the idiom is used so well? One meaning, you actually use two idioms to express it?"

"Yes...... Is it?" Kong Long touched his mouth with an incredulous expression, recalled what he had just said, and laughed: "Abandon the darkness and cast the light, and the pearl will cast the darkness...... It's really, and I haven't used a typo. Uh, I understand, I understand, the main thing is that you are educated and have edified me......"

Lu Ping was happy in his heart: "Don't pat yourself on the back!"

Kong Long said: "Oh, that...... Then you don't like it, I ...... I promise not to shoot in the future. ”

"Idiot! let you shoot less, and it doesn't mean that you won't be allowed to shoot! If you stop in moderation, it's still okay......" Lu Ping quickly corrected him.

Belch......

"Then I...... Then I'll go talk to Mahjong and ask him for advice on what to do in the future...... How to serve you. Kong Long felt that his new boss was quite funny, and he didn't know how much better than that Fu Sanye. For a while, the idea of 'seeing each other and hating to be late' actually came to my heart.

That feeling.

Just like Zhao Zilong back then, he abandoned Gongsun Zan and voted for Liu Bei.

"Wait!"

Lu Ping raised his hand and stopped him.

Kong Long stepped forward: "Boss, what else do you have to order?"

Lu Ping said: "Just now you broke the little girl at the front desk, broke the mobile phone, the cup, and ate other people's fat sea ......."

"Oh...... I'll compensate me!" Kong Long responded, and suddenly explained: "However, I didn't drop her mobile phone, won't it be over if I return it to her directly?"

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Can you bear it?"

Kong Long said with a blank face: "I didn't fall, bear with it...... Endure...... The phone is good!"

"A big nose will affect brain development!" Lu Ping glanced at him with disdain and said, "Is it easy for a part-time college student to come here to work and study? Also, now the little girls on the street are crazy with thousands of dollars, and people use low-profile mobile phones with thousands of dollars, can you bear it?"

Kong Long suddenly laughed: "I understand, I understand, match! I must match him with a crazy lover!plus one!"

Lu Ping emphasized: "Girls love the country and support domestic products, haven't you heard?"

Kong Long muttered: "Domestic products...... Domestic mobile phone ...... It doesn't seem to be too expensive, right? ”

Lu Ping said: "At a glance, I know that you guy has always admired foreign flattery, and he checked on the Internet, and there are domestic, thousands, and tens of thousands." Now that we have become a scientific and technological powerhouse, you are still stuck in the old vision of the 20th century......"

Kong Long nodded deeply: "Arrange, I'll arrange it right away, the most expensive, the best." ”

Lu Ping reminded: "The prime should be high, and girls like to take pictures." ”

Kong Long said: "I understand, I understand." ”

"And. Lu Ping stood up, stepped forward and patted Kong Long on the shoulder, and said, "Aren't you happy that you have met Lord Ming now?"

Kong Long said: "Happy, happy, I'm super happy." ”

Lu Ping said: "If you are happy, you have to express it." ”

"Also...... How else to express it?" Kong Long said with a confused face: "I can't help but be overjoyed, you see, your mouth is smiling, all." Isn't it, Boss?"

Lu Ping said: "There is a use in expressing it in front of me, go outside and express it!

Kong Long exclaimed: "Outside expression?"

Lu Ping said: "You have a big nose, you can sing a song." ”

"How...... Why do you sing when you have a big nose? I can't sing...... It's not good. Kong Long was about to cry in a hurry, why didn't this boss play cards according to the routine, he didn't force people to sing.

Lu Ping emphasized: "The nose is big, the airflow is smooth, and it helps with pronunciation, haven't you seen the Four Heavenly Kings of the other people, that Liu Tianwang? Why he sings well has a lot to do with the big nose." For many years, it has been prosperous in the music and film world. You're more nose than him, all. Although, you are not as handsome as the parents of people. ”

Shen Long smiled bitterly: "This ...... Is there a scientific basis for this?"

Lu Ping frowned: "I'll just ask you if you can sing?"

Shen Long said hysterically: "Sing...... Sing...... Can't I sing......?" A boss with a sense of humor.

Lu Ping nodded and said, "That's right." ”

Shen Long lowered his head and didn't rush out of the box, and went into the bathroom first.

I had been holding back a bubble of urine just now, and I almost peed in my pants.

Now I can finally pee freely.

Lu Ping leaned back on the sofa and took a sharp puff of cigarette.

Commander +1.

Wealth+?

"Well, this cigar is good, and this big nose is quite enjoyable. Lu Pingwu tasted the product on his own and thought: "This guy doesn't know how many more filial piety sticks! ”

Then.

Lu Ping's mobile phone rang suddenly.

It's a grid.

Lu Ping remembered that he confessed to Gezhi to protect Bai Kexin secretly, could it be that something happened to the White Lady?

"Boss, it's strange, there's something strange happening here with Miss Bai!"

Gezhi said this as soon as he opened his mouth.