Chapter 355: Please, Don't Draw, Okay?
Everyone looked at Lu Ping together.
Harmony and discord are all in his thoughts.
To fight or not to fight, is also in his thoughts.
Agree and agree.
If you don't agree, you will fight.
The truth is very simple, but the reality is very cruel.
Mahjong still had some good thoughts in his heart, considering that this matter was caused by himself after all, so he walked up to Lu Ping and whispered in his ear: "It's better to fold it, and both sides take a step back, each accounting for 50%." ”
Lu Ping turned his head to look at him and didn't say anything.
Kong Long was deaf and clear-sighted when he heard the whispers of mahjong, and said with a tough face: "Hmph, half of it won't work!, but I can consider keeping your original management team and not changing blood." This will save your jobs. In this way, I will do my best. ”
Mahjong begged: "Brother Nose, read the face of our work together, you can do well, it is not easy for everyone to come out and do things, betraying the third master is not my mahjong, but with Lu ...... Boss Lu and Mr. Shao have nothing to do with them. If you take me away, even if the third master kills me, I won't cry out for injustice. But I hope you can let go of the bad time and let them go. ”
Sometimes, mahjong is quite righteous.
After he returned to Lu Ping, he felt more and more that Lu Ping was much easier to get along with than the third master of Fu, and he didn't put on a show or make things difficult. And they hold each other. Especially when Kong Da Nose put on such a big formation to arrest himself, Shao Jinyuan, Viper and others not only did not stand idly by, but also took Kong Big Nose to clean him up because of his protection.
This is the kind of friendship that people should have.
On the other hand, Fu Sanye's subordinates are not.
There is intrigue between the various leaders below him, who doesn't like anyone, and even dismantles each other and calculates each other.
Although he had only been here for a long time, he really felt a kind of warmth that he had not felt for a long time.
Kong Long looked at Mahjong with a smile, and his eyes reflected ten thousand disdainful brilliance: "Mahjong, do you really take yourself seriously? In my eyes, you are a fart at best." Your words are all!"
"Alas. Mahjong knew that he couldn't do anything, and he drooped his head.
"Big nose, there are a lot of people here, why don't we find a place alone and have a good chat?" Lu Ping filled a cigarette into his mouth and said suddenly.
Kong Long immediately said: "Okay! I promise you!"
"Then, follow me!" Lu Ping took the lead in opening the way.
One of Kong Long's subordinates reminded Kong Long: "Brother Nose, don't go with him, this guy is likely to cheat, don't fall into his trap." ”
The other subordinate also nodded: "I think so, you have to be careful." ”
"Am I afraid of his traps? are all waiting for me here, and no one is allowed to take action without my permission!" Kong Long said fearlessly, thinking a lot in his heart.
Perhaps, he can understand Lu Ping's distress.
In front of so many subordinates, it is indeed a little embarrassing to hand over the field to others.
After all, this kid can occupy such a big clubhouse, and he can be regarded as young and promising, and people don't provoke him much, but there is really no need to trample him to death.
As long as he is willing to give in.
Well, it doesn't hurt to leave him a little dignity.
Thinking like this, Kong Da Nose quickly followed Lu Ping.
Lu Ping took him into a box.
The door is locked.
"Tell us what you think. Now it's just the two of us, and I've saved you enough face. Kong Long was barebacked, put his shirt on his shoulders, and looked at Lu Ping with his arms folded.
Lu Ping glanced at him: "Who is saving face for whom, you will know in a moment." ”
Kong Longyi frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
Lu Ping looked at him from head to toe, and then commented: "Actually, I see that although you are bad, you are not bad, and you can still save it." And you do have a little bit of work on you. That's it, close to Zhu is red, close to ink is black, don't pay that third master, follow me. ”
Burst......
"You...... What are you talking about?" Kong Long was shocked, and almost laughed and vomited blood: "Let me follow you? No, what do you think? How do you ...... How could there be such a magical idea?"
Lu Ping said: "Since I came to Yongzhou, I have invisibly brought a garbage disposal station. During this time, I have also taken in a lot of garbage, and a lot of it has been successfully turned into treasure by me. I kid you not. For example, a few little hooligans in Wangdong District, as well as Lan Bingbing's bodyguard Shao Jinyuan, are the guys you saw just now. A venomous snake that loves to play with snakes. And also...... And then there's mahjong, haven't you noticed? Mahjong has only been with me for a few days, and it's already starting to become human. You should know that he wasn't like that before. ”
Kong Long had already secretly clenched his fists and warned: "Boy, don't toast and don't eat and drink! I think you are very young and promising, and you can handle such a big club at your age." I admit that my achievements back then were indeed not as good as you are now. But you have to understand that this Yongzhou city is full of heroes, and you are an isolated field, if there is no big guy like the third master behind you, it is easy to be swallowed up. In recent years, there have been more ruthless characters who eat people and don't spit out bones. Now, I can take a step back, and I'll keep you 10 points of oil and water, no more. Really, brother, you just met my big nose, if anyone comes over for the top ten King Kongs, they won't have the patience to bargain with you here, you and your field have already finished playing, how can you still have a chance to stand here?"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Big nose, do you still want to have a little face? Obviously, you came here to rob, and you put on a posture of doing charity, don't you feel blushing? Now, I, Lu Ping, also give you clear two directions. Number one, follow me! into my garbage shelter, and you'll feel comfortable being garbage sometimes. Second, if you don't think you want to be garbage, then please refer to the first one. ”
"Hahaha!" Kong Long suddenly smiled and leaned back: "Okay, let you say first, we are civilized people, and we will give you a chance to have a good time." I can understand the first one, but I don't understand what you mean by the second one?"
Lu Ping explained: "It's dispensable. ”
Kong Long said: "I still can't understand." ”
Lu Ping said: "Dead end!"
"Oh, don't I understand if you want to say that?" Kong Long spread out his slap and grabbed it back, his bones and joints clicked repeatedly: "Brother, your courage is commendable! But I really don't have time to spend it with you now, and if I continue to consume it, it will show that my ability is insufficient, and the third master will blame me." Don't blame me for being ruthless, I also want to discuss civilly, but if you don't buy it, then I can only solve it in another way. ”
After speaking, he threw his fist into the air.
This is a preparation for a military crusade.
"Wait!" Lu Ping reached out and pushed Kong Long's fist.
Kong Long was secretly happy in his heart, and asked him: "What, you have figured it out? That's right!'Surrender without a fight' is the guiding principle of my big nose." In this way, it is good for you and me. ”
Lu Ping was speechless: "If you dare to love, you will remember this sentence of the art of war, right?
Kong Long emphasized: "The third master said, this is the highest realm! What I want is this highest realm!"
"Oh. What's your name?" Lu Ping felt that this guy was a bit blindly following the trend, and he admired the instructions of the third master too much, and if he didn't correct it in time, it would be easy to go mad.
Kong Long stretched out his hand and touched his nose: "Top Ten King Kongs, Kong Big Nose!"
Lu Ping glanced at him with disdain: "Daimyo!
"Hole...... Kong Long!" Kong Long raised his chin.
Lu Ping smiled: "It's indeed a bit like that." ”
Kong Long snorted coldly: "Remember this name, because when you think of this name in the future, you will be frightened and scared! Come on, boy, I'll let you make three moves, no, six moves is no problem!"
"Don't keep thinking about fighting, wait a while and then decide whether to fight me or not. Lu Ping walked to the corner of the table and suddenly squatted down.
What did he want to do? Could it be that there was a weapon hidden underneath?
Then I have nothing to fear.
Kong Long raised his vigilance for a moment, then put on a coping posture and followed.
Luckily, it wasn't what he thought it was.
Otherwise, there will be no good fruit for this guy to eat.
What does he mean by writing on the ground?
Kong Long felt inexplicable.
After Lu Ping wrote the word 'dinosaur' on the floor tile, he turned his head and asked, "Come and see, is your name these two words?"
"It's wrong, it's wrong! It should be Confucius's hole!" Kong Long said, suddenly feeling that something was wrong.
Then his face changed.
Creeps!
There were also a few shivers on my legs!
He had completely turned into a terrified Shen Long.
It corresponds to these two words on the ground: dinosaurs.
"No, no, no, no, no...... You...... How could it be ......" Kong Long bent down in despair and touched the floor there, it was stiff, it was indeed a real floor.
And the handwriting is deeply dented, reaching more than half a centimeter.
He...... He wrote with his fingers?
How is this possible?
No one can write with their fingers on the floor tiles.
It should be said that it is lettering.
Kong Long couldn't help but rub his eyes and his temples again, the phenomenon in front of him was enough to subvert his cognition of various internal and external exercises.
It's simply ...... Fantastic!
"You...... You...... You must have a tool in your hand, you must! Open your hand and I'll take a look!" Kong Long calmed down a little and looked for a flaw with a positive attitude.
"Don't blink, take a good look!" Lu Ping showed his palm, then stretched out his index finger and nodded next to the word 'dinosaur'.
Kong Long's eyes were about to pop out: "Okay, now you don't have tools, you ...... You can write another one for me to see. ”
Lu Ping smiled and said, "That's it, then I'll draw a circle on your name." ”
As he spoke, his fingertips were already tapping into the floor tiles.
You know, this is a good tile, high hardness, good quality, even if it is an electric drill, you have to adjust and rotate for a while, in order to pierce the appearance of this floor tile.
Bang!
Phew!
Woohoo!
Kong Long's heartbeat increased violently.
He felt a burst of heat in his chest, and his heart was about to jump out.
Lu Ping said while slowly drawing circles: "Big nose, do you know the meaning of drawing circles? Decades ago, during the civil war, many celebrities were circled on a top-secret list and then ......."
Kong Long exclaimed: "Then it was ...... Assassinated?"
"Do you think I'm going to kill you with a secret hand?" Lu Ping quickly carved a semicircle with his index finger: "It's just a thought!"
Kong Long's scalp suddenly tingled, and his hair exploded, and he hurriedly said: "Don't draw, don't draw, please don't draw!"
But Lu Ping didn't stop the operation in his hand, and asked rhetorically without squinting: "If you say you don't paint, you won't paint, how faceless is that?"
"No...... Can't draw anymore, can't ...... This circle is about to close, and it's ......" Kong Long was in a hurry, and like a monkey stealing a peach, he pounced on it and grabbed Lu Ping's hand with both hands.
But strangely.
Let him use all his strength.
It was as if it was growing on the ground, and it didn't move.
Kong Long is going crazy!
What's going on?
"Ask for ...... Please, don't draw it, can you......? I admit defeat, I serve, I ...... I don't know Tarzan with my eyes...... You...... Don't draw, don't draw, ah, I'm old and young, I'm ...... I...... Article 1, I agree with your first!" For a while, cold sweat broke out from the pores on Kong Long's body, and his whole body instantly became wet.
Can you not be afraid?
How terrible is it for a person who can carve words on tiles with his fingers?
The way I grabbed the fat sea in the air just now, and the technique of breaking the glass in my palm, compared to this...... There's no comparison!
It's like:
The stream is more than the sea;
flies than goshawks;
Ants are better than elephants;
The wellhead is better than the sky!
And such a person wants to kill himself.
It really just needs to ...... Move your fingers, that's it.
Lu Ping paused the movement in his hand, turned his head and asked, "What is the first one?"
Kong Long breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said, "You ...... You, you, you...... What you just said, number one, let me do it with you, I agree to do it with you!"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Why did you suddenly agree again?"
Kong Long replied tremblingly: "The cheeks (plugged) are suddenly opened!"
Lu Ping glanced at him with disdain: "Cheeks, you cheeks, that word pronounce se, four sounds." This time it's polyphonic. Look at you, you have used two idioms today, and none of them are used correctly...... Alas, the level of education is too low, and I regret it now. ”
Kong Long cried with a sad face, and quickly said: "No, no, no, no, you can't regret it." I'll learn, I'll learn, can't I study hard in the future? That's it...... The part-time college student at the front desk just now, I recognized her as a teacher and learned idioms from her. Later...... Promise not to use the wrong ...... again in the future"
Lu Ping looked down at his index finger pressed into the floor tiles: "You are like this, it makes me very entangled." ”
"Don't dwell, don't dwell...... Hurry up and take it out, can we discuss it again?" Kong Long's hair was about to turn white at this moment, and he begged in vain: "Today I really met a master, a master." I know that a master like you will definitely do what he says, so you ...... You can't draw anymore, this circle is ...... It's all ...... It's almost time to shut up, and there's a little bit more...... Don't shake your hands, don't shake them...... Ouch ......"
Lu Ping said: "I'm not shaking, there is still a centimeter, are you afraid of this?"
Kong Long pointed there and said, "It's only one centimeter, it's only one centimeter...... Be merciful, be merciful...... Hey, I didn't use this idiom wrong this time, did I?"
Lu Ping paused for about half a minute.
Kong Long looked frightened and nervous for half a minute...... No, it's like half a day, it's a long time.
"Alas, my finger is a little hot as an electric drill. Lu Ping saw that this Kong Long seemed to be truly repentant, so he slowly picked up his index finger from the ground.
Kong Long hurriedly said, "I'll help you blow it." ”
Lu Ping said again: "This floor is also blind, it's a pity." ”
Kong Long said again: "I'll pay, I'll pay! I'll re-pave it for you!"
In order to protect himself, he also let it go, for fear that the other party would change his mind, so he simply sat down on the circle on the ground that had not yet been opened.
Suddenly I felt much safer.
"Do you see it, this is called a soldier who surrenders without a fight!" Lu Ping looked at Kong Long, who was already in chaos regardless of his image on the ground, stood up and said, "The one taught by your third master doesn't work." I'm the real deal. How about a big nose, have you learned it now?"
Kong Long raised his head, looked at the godly master in front of him, and smiled bitterly: "This hand of yours, I ...... I can't learn it, it's too hard. ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Is it difficult? I think it's quite easy!"
"That's you. Kong Long's anxious head was about to explode, and he said with a sigh: "I...... I think this, this, this...... No one in the world can do this...... Except for you. This hand, it's terrifying!"
"!" Lu Ping glared at him: "I knew that at least one more person could do it!"
Kong Long asked with a look of curiosity: "That...... Who's that?"