Chapter 283: The Best Advertising Words (Explosive Update 7)
The collapse of the Li family shocked the whole country, and no one thought that a famous family would just dissipate in one night.
And in just one night, the power of the Li family was pulled up.
The country announced to the outside world that it was done by the people of the island country, which ignited the anger of the people, and the Internet, and the real society, one by one, stood up again.
And the person who created this source of disaster is spending time in the flower building with a comfortable face at the moment, and he doesn't care about the outside things at all, just like a master in the world.
Jiang Zhe sat next to Zhang Yifei and asked lightly, "How was your wife yesterday?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Yifei was full of bitterness, but he couldn't tell anyone that if he told the two in front of him, he would definitely be ridiculed.
"That's it, I received a lot of good things in the Zhao family. ”
"You won't rob the Zhao family, will you?" Jiang Zhe looked at Zhang Yifei as if he was looking at a monster.
", am I that kind of person? Yesterday was Fluttershy's first visit to Zhao's house, can the elders not give gifts?"
The meteor on the side looked at the meteor and said, "Brother Jiang, have you noticed anything very strange?"
"What's the matter?" Jiang Zhe looked at the meteor in confusion.
A lewd smile appeared on Meteor's face: "Didn't you notice that the names of the women the boss is looking for are all personal?"
"Is there one?"
"Look, Shao Ningdi, Fluttershy, those who don't know still think they're calling Daddy, and Han Xinyi, who has just returned to Hong Kong and Taiwan, Xiaoyi, those who don't know that Han Xinyi is the boss's aunt!" Meteor laughed unscrupulously as he spoke.
Jiang Zhe was stunned for a moment, and then thought that it seemed to be like this, and laughed wildly with the meteor.
Zhang Yifei looked at the two in front of him with a black line, damn, it seems that he can die if he doesn't damage himself for a day.
"Meteor, you're a mouse licking cat B - it's okay to find excitement!" Zhang Yifei gritted his teeth and looked at Meteor.
"Eh" Meteor was stunned: "Cat B, what is it?"
"Haha!" Jiang Zhe smiled as he covered his stomach.
"Laugh, fucking laugh at you. Zhang Yifei glared at Jiang Zhe and turned his head to look at the meteor: "I mean you have itchy skin." ”
Meteor shuddered: "No." Hurriedly diverted the topic and said, "But boss, I feel that you were very coaxing yesterday." ”
"If you don't talk about this, I forgot to settle accounts for you, where the fuck did you go when there was such a big movement last night?"
Meteor looked at Zhang Yifei's cannibalistic gaze and hurriedly said, "I'm not advertising for you yet!"
"Advertisement?" Jiang Zhe looked at Zhang Yifei with a puzzled expression, and Zhang Yifei was also stunned at the moment, why didn't he remember what advertisement.
Looking at Zhang Yifei, who was sluggish, Meteor hurriedly said: "It's an advertising phrase that you have summed up after several years of love." ”
"What advertising words?"
"Love her, just her!"
"Poof!" Jiang Zhe squirted out a drop of the tea he had just drunk in his mouth, and just sprayed Zhang Yifei in the face.
Zhang Yifei touched his face and said with a black line: "Damn, Jiang Zhe, you can fucking change your career to sell watering cans." ”
Jiang Zhe smiled apologetically: "If you love her, you will be able to teach her this sentence to Meteor?"
"Of course!" Zhang Yifei showed a proud look on his face: "Except for Lao Tzu, who can sum up such a sentence." ”
"This is a sentence that my brother and I have been in love with countless girls, and I have summed it up. ”
Jiang Zhe looked at Zhang Yifei with a black line, and glanced at the meteor sympathetically with his eyes, thinking about what an innocent child he was back then.
Yes, I feel that you should sell this to an advertising agency, so that you can definitely make a lot of money. ”
Zhang Yifei smiled wryly: "Actually, I have had this idea for a long time, but our country does not support this industry, otherwise Lao Tzu will make a fortune with a word." ”
Suddenly, Zhang Yifei seemed to think of something, looked at Meteor and asked, "Then you spent last night on a woman's belly?"
After hearing Zhang Yifei's words, Meteor's face instantly looked like a frosted eggplant - wilted!
"I just wanted to pull out my gun and go into battle, but you bastard made a fuss in the Li family, and the second brother immediately softened!"
Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe looked at each other.
"You can't be a woman who hooked up with the Yan family, right?" Jiang Zhe looked at Meteor in horror.
Only the Yan family is closest to the Li family, and only someone as keen as Meteor can feel it quickly.
Meteor nodded heavily.
After Zhang Yifei saw Meteor's expression, he slapped his forehead violently: "Damn, Meteor, you are so fucking promising, if you are given room to grow, I'm afraid that even if you are the wife of the president of the United States, you will be able to hook up and roll into the pit." ”
Meteor's old face turned red instantly, and he said hesitantly: "I will never grow to any point, at most I will be able to hook up with Queen Elizabeth." ”
Suddenly, such a picture appeared in Zhang Yifei's mind, a blonde woman with a leather whip in her hand, candles and wooden boards on the ground, and couldn't help but shiver.
It's horrible.
"Alas!" Jiang Zhe sighed softly: "Yifei, I only found out today that Meteor still has such lofty ambitions. ”
Zhang Yifei also sighed softly: "I only found out today, this goal is really fucking grand, and it is not easy to implement." ”
Suddenly, Zhang Yifei's voice changed and asked curiously: "Meteor, the woman you hooked up with the Yan family?"
"The wife of their master!"
With two "poofs", Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe slipped directly from the chairs to the floor, and their eyes were full of deep shock.
Originally, Zhang Yifei thought he was very awesome, but now it seems that compared with meteors, he is a scumbag.
Visiting Yan's house at night, Qiu Shaoze did this back then, but it was the Yan family who killed people, and this one went to Yan's house to steal love, which was even more difficult than Qiu Shaoze back then.
"What's wrong with you two?" Meteor was stunned.
"No, it's nothing, brother, you will be my eldest brother in the future, and in the future, you will cover me and give the head of the Yan family a green hat, you are definitely the first fucking person in the past. ”
Jiang Zhe also looked at the meteor with admiration at the moment, although the Yan family had sunset, but the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse.
If this matter spreads, it will definitely make Yanjing boil again.
"You're underestimating me. Meteor said angrily: "Dude, I was preparing for 3P yesterday, and there is a daughter of the Yan family!"
The two of them who had just stood firm shook their bodies again.
"But seriously, that mother-in-law is a half-year-old woman, but the maintenance is really good, and the skin is ......" said Meteor's mouth has begun to drool.
said and looked at Zhang Yifei with a resentful expression: "If it wasn't for the boss making trouble yesterday, I guess I would have succeeded." ”
"Brother, I'm sorry I wronged you!" said Zhang Yifei and bowed deeply to the meteor.
"It's okay, we said yesterday that I would go back today. ”
"Eh!" Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe, you look at me, I look at your shocked face, this guy still wants to go!