"Then you're getting hard. ”

", Jiang Zhe, don't stand and talk without backache, in that case, there is a kind of hard one for Lao Tzu. ”

Jiang Zhe's face was covered with waterfall sweat.

"And you're going tonight?"

"Go, you have to go, otherwise Lao Tzu can rest assured, how can you not eat the meat that comes to your mouth. ”

Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe looked at each other.

"Jiang Zhe, I can only say now that Meteor has stumbled all the way from childhood to the present, it is already a miracle of life, if he writes a memoir in his later years, and writes all the two things he has committed in his life, it must be an inspirational masterpiece, which can not only infect and inspire one or two generations, but also greatly reduce the suicide rate in society. ”

Jiang Zhe also nodded heavily: "Yes, such a second thing can live with a dead face, what are the hurdles in the world that can't be overcome?"

"What the fuck is wrong with me?" Meteor asked with an angry look on his face.

Zhang Yifei took a light puff of his cigarette and directly ignored the meteor, while Jiang Zhe sighed heavily: "Can't you call them out to open a private room during the day? That is not better than you running to the Yan family." ”

Meteor slapped his thigh: "Damn, why didn't Lao Tzu think of this solution?"

Jiang Zhe and Meteor had black lines on their faces, and the best in front of them had arrived home.

"Tomorrow, go to open a private room tomorrow, go to Yan's house today, you must go to Yan's house!"

"Gah!" Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe were stunned, why is this product still two?

"Don't you feel more accomplished and exciting to do that under her husband's nose?" said Meteor excitedly, and his face was full of anticipation.

Jiang Zhe and Zhang Yifei glanced at each other and shook their heads, the word "second goods" is no longer suitable for meteors, only monsters are the most suitable.

"I don't feel it!"

"You fantasize about it, Jiang Zhe, you fantasize about it, you go to hook up with your sister-in-law, and the boss is next to you, isn't it exciting for you to do this in front of his eyes?

And Jiang Zhe is face is full of black lines, it seems that the word "second goods" should really be used on him, to hook up with Shao Ningdi, damn, it's not like this to play if you want to die.

Looking at Jiang Zhe, who was sweating profusely, Meteor looked puzzled: "Jiang Zhe, what's wrong with you? Why are you sweating profusely, it's not hot here!"

Jiang Zhe looked at Zhang Yifei cautiously, only to see that Zhang Yifei's eyes had begun to breathe fire at this moment, and a man-eating face slowly unfolded, and the meteor didn't seem to notice Zhang Yifei's change at all.

Jiang Zhe hurriedly wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the meteor and said, "I know this, I'm still a virgin, I can't think of this." ”

At this moment, Jiang Zhe is also embarrassed, a virgin is a virgin, Zhunbi was beaten up violently, although we are embarrassed now, we will avoid being beaten.

After hearing Jiang Zhe's words, Meteor suddenly opened his eyebrows and laughed: "Virgins are good, virgins are flavorful enough, think about your first time was lost in stealing love, and it was under the eyes of the boss and his wife, isn't it more exciting?"

Meteor said as he gestured to Jiang Zhe.

Jiang Zhe felt that his heart was speeding up at the moment, beating very hard, and his whole body was also soaked with sweat, he glanced at Zhang Yifei and found that Zhang Yifei's face had become hideous at this moment.

"Meteor, you spare me, you will be my brother in the future, and I will kneel down for you. Jiang Zhe said to Meteor with a sad face, and while making a full posture to kneel down for Meteor.

"Forget it, you're an old virgin who will never understand, I have to discuss this matter with the boss!" Meteor said with disdain, turning his head to look at Zhang Yifei.

"Oh my god!" Meteor exclaimed after seeing Zhang Yifei's face.

"Boss, what's wrong with you, your face is so ugly!"

Jiang Zhe breathed a long sigh of relief, this master finally let himself go, now Jiang Zhe is afraid for a while when he thinks about it, if this one continues to ask, he will collapse; hooking up with Zhang Yifei's wife, let alone his wife, is to hook up with his concubine is looking for death; looking at Zhang Yifei's unkind face, Jiang Zhe scolded the meteor in his heart; this time he hurt him.

"You two are talking, I suddenly remembered that there is something at home, I have to go first!" Jiang Zhe said hurriedly, turning around and leaving.

When Jiang Zhe arrived at the door, Zhang Yifei suddenly shouted: "Stop for Lao Tzu." ”

"Ga!" Jiang Zhe turned to look at Zhang Yifei with a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Boss, there is really something in my family, my grandfather is sick, and he will be sick every time he is sick, intermittently." ”

At this moment, Jiang Zhe couldn't care about it so much, and even his grandfather cursed it.

Looking at Zhang Yifei, Jiang Zhe said silently in his heart: "Grandpa, don't blame your grandson, I can't help it." ”

"If you dare to step out of this door, try it and see how I clean you up. ”

Jiang Zhe looked at Meteor with an iron face and scolded: "Meteor, Lao Tzu your ancestors for eighteen generations, you made Lao Tzu miserable." ”

Meteor was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "Damn, when did Lao Tzu pit you." ”

Zhang Yifei turned his head to look at Meteor, his sharp eyes were full of anger, and Meteor couldn't help but shudder.

"Boss, I... I... I didn't offend you, did I?" Meteor saw Zhang Yifei's expression, and his legs became a little weak.

Zhang Yifei looked at the meteor with a blue face and said, "What did you just say to Jiang Zhe? What are you fantasizing? And say it in front of Lao Tzu!"

"Ah!" Meteor suddenly realized something, and hurriedly cried bitterly and said: "Brother, brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't let Jiang Zhe fantasize about hooking up with your wife, I should let him fantasize about hooking up with your concubine!"

With a "poof", Jiang Zhe fell directly to the ground, this is fucking dead, isn't this a pit of death?

"Meteor, Lao Tzu has no enmity with you, right? Even if you have a grudge, you don't have to trap me like this!" Jiang Zhe said with a sad and indignant face.

"Boss, I was wrong, I said it wrong. Looking at Zhang Yifei, who was getting closer and closer to him, Meteor twitched his big mouth.

Zhang Yifei snorted coldly: "Wrong!"

Meteor nodded heavily.

"It's late, the car hits the wall, you know it's gone, the stock goes up, you know you buy it, you make a mistake and sentence it's sentenced, you know it's repentant, you know it's snotty in your mouth, you fucking think it's yogurt. ”

"Brother, just forgive me this time. ”

only heard a loud "poof", Zhang Yifei kicked the meteor to the ground.

"Hook up with my wife, dare to fantasize about hooking up with my wife, you have a chance to shoot the meteor, you can do it!" Zhang Yifei rode on the body of the meteor and didn't say a word.

"It's still in front of me, when it's a fucking ornament!"

"Brother, I was wrong!" Meteor said bitterly.

"I'll clean you up later, I'll settle accounts with Jiang Zhe first. ”

After Jiang Zhe heard Zhang Yifei's words, he broke out in a cold sweat, damn, this time it was miserable.

"Brother, I didn't say anything. ”

Zhang Yifei's eyes narrowed slightly: "You have this idea in your heart." ”

"I didn't!"

"Who believes!" said Zhang Yifei and began to move his hands and feet against Jiang Zhe.

"Thunderbolt Bala" a few times!

Half an hour later, Jiang Zhe lay on the ground and looked at the scarred meteor and said, "Meteor, can we stop doing this next time?"

It's common for people to do a few things in their lives, but it's very rare to commit two people like a meteor.

"Brother Jiang, I was wrong!" Then the shooting star soon came the sound of pounding wooden planks and crying in pain.

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(PS: I can only explode two chapters today, Qiu Feng really can't write it, I really can't write it, I have to think about writing a chapter for a long time, I have no ideas, tomorrow, I will continue tomorrow!, I hope you can understand.) ）