Snoring in class
In the early 90s, the martial arts novels of the famous Taiwanese writer Mr. Jin Yong were particularly popular in Chinese mainland, although I would go to the Hongmei Video Hall with my roommates on weekends to watch the ** martial arts movies, but I never read martial arts novels, so the intricate characters in the thick book and the intertwined relationships in it will make my scalp tingle.
But our good old classmate Liu Zhijun likes it, it can be said that he is a senior fan of martial arts novels in the class, he is obsessed with martial arts novels to the point of being obsessed and forgetting to sleep and eat
"Squatting in the pit" don't forget to read the previous paragraph, when you see the wonderful chapters, you will grin from time to time in the toilet and giggle alone, what you can understand is that he has been integrated with the characters and plots in the martial arts novels, otherwise he will definitely take care of the smell of the lungs in the toilet, even if normal people are not like puffer fish grinning with a mouth, at least they are thinking of a way to get in and out, and our old Liu is so deaf, Without distractions, it is closely related to the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the protagonist in the book, you can imagine how refreshing the plot of this old Mr. Jin Yong's novel is!
I have always thought that he is such a person who loves to read and read, he should at least be admitted to a key high school like the provincial high school, could it be that he gave up the place in the provincial high school to other students like borrowing a bicycle?
Tut-tut...... What a good old classmate Liu. may be due to being too hard and dedicated, Lao Liu's thin face already has a pair of glasses that you can know at a glance.
Class is also Lao Liu's special time, usually he will sit silently behind the big boy at the back of the classroom to study the plot of martial arts novels, the textbooks that will be A3 paper size double folio bound book, to the desk on the top of a vertical, people to the table on the top, that is simply a completely self-time and space, Lao Liu has been so devoted to the study of martial arts novels, there is still a time when he is tired, so occasionally I will see him sleeping in class, and it is the kind of sleep that sleeps, lying on the table can make that Hara Zi can flow a large piece, and when it comes to the end of class, you can see him being woken up by the bell of class to continue
"Work". This time, he fell asleep peacefully next to Lu Gang, who was both a dormitory mate and a fellow table, and most of the class was when he was sleeping
"Purr...... Shhhhh......h Shhhh
The "classic" one, after three or two consecutive sounds, soon you heard the fat teacher Zhang shouting on the podium: "Which classmate is sleeping, you have to sleep until you stand up and stand up for a while to lift your mind, if you can't do it, go outside to sleep!", our group of guys sitting around the old classmates are snickering silently, Lu saw that the teacher didn't notice him, and Teacher Zhang's kind reminder didn't wake up this sleeping one
"Cow", after a little silence, the classic dubbing sounded like a symphony again, this is good, Mr. Zhang, who weighed more than 200 pounds, reluctantly took the textbook while reading and walked to the students' desks, pacing in the direction of the sound, until his mouth was full of haz, The old Liu classmate who was at a loss was caught by Teacher Zhang, first grabbed his ears and asked him to stand up and refresh, Lao Liu's face was pulled up like glue, and Teacher Zhang's eyes full of disdain and disgust were mixed with the eyebrows of Zou who hugged him, and then he was picked up and directly taken outside the classroom to stand punished...... I guess it must be that look that has poured our old Zhang's appetite, seeing how familiar this scene is with me in elementary school, how much
"Kind"!