The ancient method of brewing "embarrassment"

In the first year of the technical secondary school, he was a teacher named Jiang Houtian, in fact, he was a teacher who stayed in the school to teach, and also our senior brother, maybe because of the senior brother, he always felt that our students were more and more like scumbags, so he was particularly bothered to worry about, maybe we were really bad, maybe he was young, impetuous, patient and endurance was not enough, and he no longer took our homeroom teacher in the second semester.

However, in the first year of his class, he always showed himself very much and was very active, and of course, he had to show his abilities and talents in front of the school leaders!

He was quite tall, with a pair of glasses on his lean and capable face, and his white skin made people look like an intellectual.

He always likes to take the school leaders to show his class and management, this is not that Friday afternoon, because of the lack of classes and the weather is really hot and irritable, so the students have returned to the dormitory to rest, as soon as they returned to the dormitory, one by one they stripped naked and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower.

My roommate Xu Zhi's bed is at the bottom of the dormitory, plus our dormitory is at the end of the corridor, and across the corridor is the entrance and exit door of the toilet and the toilet, although it is not directly facing our dormitory, except for the cool breeze in the aisle, the wind does not come, the toilet and toilet are a little strange noise and strange smell or something, and it is always indispensable to float into our dormitory to get the rain and dew ...... So he kept saying that the bed he slept on was called

Maybe it's because of the irritability of the first nine days of school, or because he's been depressed for too long, he also likes to go to the bathroom from time to time to pour a basin of cold water from the head to the soles of his feet, and then shout loudly twice, feeling the smooth coolness before returning to the dormitory, of course, he is naked in the waves, just so wet and smooth standing at the door of the dormitory to dry in the shade, this kid often does, of course, that kind of conditions and environment

The "ancient method" is closer to nature, and it is understandable. However, it is a coincidence that this time this class teacher Jiang loves to show his strong personality

"Senior brother" led the student section chief Ms. Wang Yao to check our dormitory, he walked in front, coincidentally the door of our dormitory was not closed that day, our Xu Zhi student just stood in the door frame like a white stripe waiting for the natural wind to whip him, spur him, lick away his body heat and inner coolness, he moved out a little bit more than a small step is the corridor leading to the bathroom, because of the scruples to the bad image, he did not step out of that

"A small step for human beings", Mr. Jiang walked more hurriedly, and wanted to let the dormitory in advance

The "junior brothers" hurriedly prepared a little first, and Ms. Wang Yao, who was in the prime of life like a wolf and a tiger, was panting and followed behind, the first thing to check was our innermost dormitory, it may be that the people in our dormitory have a headache, and most of the class fees are used to change the glass and repair the door of our dormitory.

In this way, Senior Brother Jiang followed us at the door of the dormitory

Classmate Xu of the "Ancient Law Yin Dry" bumped into his arms, almost choking, maybe it was too close to each other, or maybe the two of them were wearing glasses and couldn't see each other clearly, these two were the same

The "pair piercing intestines" style (Stephen Chow's movie Tang Bohu points to autumn fragrance) each took three steps back. I saw that Mr. Jiang looked at the naked, spotless, and dried Xu Zhi from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top, pondering back and forth, and at this moment silence is better than sound, and the sun's concentrated light through the lenses of Senior Brother Jiang's glasses scorched every inch of his body, and time seemed to stand still and froze, and he could feel the scorching

"Zizizi" sound...... Suddenly, Senior Brother Jiang seemed to be thoughtful and lost and quickly came back to his senses, and then pushed and stopped Wang Yao, the student section chief who was approaching step by step, and said: Don't come in, don't come in...... , I only heard a domineering middle-aged woman's voice coming from the corridor outside: "What I can't see, what kind of things can't be shown to me!".

Immediately afterwards, Mr. Jiang withdrew from the dormitory door and vigorously stopped the old lady whose brain and neck were stretched like Wang Ba, and whose curiosity was wider than the sky.

Yes, curiosity is the driving force and source of people's exploration of the unknown! I followed the domineering voice and thought silently: Yes, the leader who has read countless people, what else has not been seen by others?

The next day, an emergency notice was posted on the dormitory guard building: From now on, male teachers will not be allowed to enter the girls' dormitory, and female teachers will not be allowed to enter the boys' dormitory!

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