"Even if there are no players to make trouble, the death toll has been ......"

"Every time something happens, I feel like the Foundation is going to collapse, and they carry it every time. ”

"It's too miserable, is this the daily life of the Foundation world?"

"Shocked! The farmer turned a blind eye to the supernatural scene, is this indifference to human nature or moral degradation?"

"Eating and being eaten as a result of eating, accidentally making a phone call to hell, walking on the road may be swallowed by another dimensional space - looking at those abnormal events from the perspective of ordinary people, it seems even more terrifying. ”

"So what is written in the SCP Foundation is probably not true......"

"Is there anyone who thinks this thing is real?"

"Gan, I believe it!"

The cage fish and the barrage watched the Foundation's global disaster relief routine for a while, and the tomatoes he planted were finally ripe.

Cutting back to the farming interface, he carefully clicked and plucked one, revealing SCP-504 reserves of +1, but otherwise nothing changed.

"Well, the whole process was too routine and I didn't get used to it. Not SCP at all. Caged fish defended his prudence as he plucked all the ripe tomatoes.

The yield of different plants seems to be different, but he doesn't know what the yield of a normal tomato should be, so he simply ignores this and treats it as a game setting.

Looking back at the vacant land, the cage fish paused for two seconds and tried to plant the tomatoes he had harvested as seeds...... Seems feasible?

Then you have to leave some tomatoes for seed in each batch, otherwise you will be gone.

Now there is only one question left.

- How does SCP-504 work?

He looked at the pile of "literal tomatoes" in the warehouse, and then at the implicit excitement on the barrage, there must be something wrong with this.

No matter what, it's all over the place!

The input field that pops up is placed in the center of the screen, and a warning line appears on it.

"Please note: the speed of SCP-504 depends on how funny the joke is, try to make your provocative statement as 'humorous' as possible. ”

So...... Typing a joke activates SCP-504's anomalous effect?

Although he hadn't seen SCP-504, the cagefish thought he understood.

"Jokes! It's jokes! We can break through the earth with jokes!"

"Can you type anything......? No inner ghost, some Soviet jokes. ”

"There should be a fixed entry, right, otherwise how would it judge the level of jokes?"

"It's not a random speed. ”

"Why don't you enter the cage fish?"

"I guess he's thinking back on a joke he knows. ”

"I thought about it for a long time, and all I had in my mind was jokes and melons, and at most sand sculpture news. ”

"I'm different, my mind is echoing with the 'Bible' of various circles......"

"I feel like 'joke' is such an old term. ”

"You're too real!"

"Someone who came here told you that you can actually beat blindly, and you can do it in gibberish. ”

"It depends on whether the tomato gives face. ”

"If 'humor' affects speed, it's probably a joke, right?

"It's moving!

One sentence immediately pulled back the audience's scattered attention and refocused on the anchor.

I saw him staring down at the keyboard, and then quickly pressed six keys.

X, I, A, O, H, Carriage Enter – "Joke"

After entering, confirm.

“...... That's okay?!"

"Is this some new bad joke?"

"Experience has taught me that the Foundation must be prepared for this kind of chicken stealing. ”

"My gut instinct says so, too!"

As the barrage said, Tomato, who received the joke of "joke", expressed his dissatisfaction with the player in an extremely straightforward manner.

"SCP-504 accelerates to 250 miles per hour, and your screen is shattered. ”

With a crisp cracking sound, the screen split apart, and the bright red unidentified object splattered outward into the murder scene with the most dense crack as a dot.

Caged fish: "These ...... The thing that is still bleeding down must be the remains of the tomato. ”

What courage to die!

The cage fish was in awe of it, and quickly filled in a "joke" into the input field of Tomato No. 2, and did not hesitate to type enter.

"SCP-504 accelerates to 2,500 miles per hour, detects a supersonic shockwave, and vaporizes your screen. ”

The crack disappears along with the image it splits into, and the game interface is completely covered in darkness, but the mouse is still there.

If that's it...... How to get rid of this situation?

"Obviously, Angry Tomato has killed my 'viewpoint' - that's the kind of stuff anyway, but since you left me a mouse, it means ...... Can you continue?" he said as he pressed the left mouse button.

Faced with the third input bar that popped up after clicking, Cage Fish resolutely played the third "joke......

"[DATA EXPUNGED]"

A strange, high-pitched hum came from the speakers, and the constant false warnings quickly filled the screen, as if they were about to crash out of that side, and then everything fell silent.

The game is forced to close and the computer automatically displays the desktop.

The whole process was so fast that the cage fish didn't have time to react, let alone the viewers who had to suffer from the pain of network delay.

After being swiped by "???" for a few seconds, the emotional barrage was long overdue.

"Damn! I'm scared to death!"

"Oh my god, I opened the outside, and now I am baptized by the eyes of the audience. ”

"My phone moved, I don't look at it!"

"The idea is clear, the anchor and the producer are. ”

"It turns out that there is such a meta easter egg, let's play it later. ”

"The first broken screen warning, the second black screen sanction, and the third time the game was shut down. ”

"It's not a three-story story. ”

"Although I said 'sit back and wait for the reopening', I didn't expect you to ...... so quickly"

"Based on what you know about the Foundation, could 504 have other easter egg entries besides 'jokes'?"

"Which Foundation are you referring to? joy or darkness?"

"I think there must be! You know, the game has always been pitied. ”

"Just by looking at the update announcement, you should know that they are not a serious foundation. ”

"Ahead, O5-1 is watching you.jpg"

Since the opening of the Foundation's official website, tens of thousands of people have waded through the troubled waters of the forum.

Although the number of active people is still pitiful, the conditions for a small online community are in place.

As with all communities of the same kind, when they chat and blow water here, there will naturally be some interesting collisions and results.

For example, black words.

Another example, the stalk in the circle.

"O5-1 is watching you" is one such meme.

The reason for this is that O5-1 is always the first to spot those statements that are dirty/suspicious/malicious and give appropriate warnings/warnings/bans, and the speed of the response makes it seem that behind them is a 24-hour forum patrol robot.

Especially after a group of idle dead people used their accounts to conduct the "O5-1 Reaction Speed Test" in person......

They were convinced of the fact that O5-1 was staring at the forum all the time.

It was also with their unremitting efforts that the stalk quickly developed, and the emoji spread all the way from inside the circle to outside the circle, and finally appeared on the live barrage of station B.

And so—

I was really watching the live broadcast of Caged Fish, and by the way, I saw the barrage system: "......"

Guan Li, who watched it together: "System, you seem to be out of the circle." ”

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