Chapter 213: Update Alert
"The main thing is to reverse the values, to live is to die better...... Guan Li can understand what the author wants to express, and sighs, "Sure enough, it is the abnormal social picture that SCPs will have." ”
I don't know how I got here through a series of jumps......
But it's all here, let's talk about it after reading it.
So he went through the entire contest article.
I even want to come back.
It's kind of a head.
I see, is this the conspiracy of the system?
System: "Can this pot be deducted for me?"
"Anyway, read about this kind of thing that can be done at any time, and let's talk about it later. "The Foundation's administrators know what it means to do it all.
If you read an SCP with the goal of "wanting to read it", there are only two endings: giving up and crashing.
The author here doesn't have the concept of "it's almost over" at all.
On the page you are looking at at the moment, there will always be links to more articles, attracting readers to click on them.
At this point, the reader needs to control themselves and suppress their superfluous curiosity before they can leave the interface.
Well, the above is actually all excuses, Guan Li is just too lazy to continue to flip it......
He decided to find an unquestionable reason to gag the system, such as serious work: "I think it's time for the version of Endless to be updated." ”
The system is alert: "I think you just want to squeeze me in a different way." ”
"Be confident and get rid of the 'I feel'. ”
"It's you, Administrator. ”
"It's not important to write the program. ”
Finally, four months after the initial release of SCP-GA-002-Endless, and two weeks after fan Edmund personally urged the update, the devastating game has received its first major update.
- Mainly fixes the bugs "some Foundation sites are not equipped with nuclear weapons" and "non-active SCP objects are not triggered by non-player-controlled characters", adds a "random event" mechanic based on peripheral documents, and adds several optional SCP items by the way.
Of course, because the version number approval has not yet come down, "Endless" still cannot be sold in China.
The update will continue to be distributed as a free benefit.
Players are going to be moved to tears!
"What kind of bug? This can be a fucking bug?!" a certain anchor who rushed to the front line of land reclamation asked in shock.
The barrage was also shocked.
"Cage fish is swearing! I heard you right?"
"Good work, reward. ”
"The production team came out and was beaten!"
"Look at what you've gotten angry about. ”
"The screen has been recorded, and the ghost animal material gets. ”
"As soon as I found out about the update of "Endless", I hurried to see the live broadcast room of Cage Fish. ”
"Of the five new SCPs, which one is better to play?"
"I don't know, I didn't dare to open it, let's see how others suffer first......"
"Grumpy anchors, open up wasteland online. ”
"Not being abused online?"
Of course, the "irascible anchor" is just a joke, and Caged Fish, as an experienced master of game rhythm, quickly adjusted his mentality of not collapsing, and clicked into the project selection interface with ease.
"One thing to say, although the update is very slow, but adding five SCPs at a time, the Foundation is still more conscientious this wave. He objectively said, "If you can not fix those two bugs, it will be more conscientious." ”
"Ahem, no matter what the miscellaneous ones are, let's continue to play, let's see what these five are first......"
SCP-118-Nuclear Protists: All documented nukes were either self-detonated or salvaged before they could be completed.
SCP-504-Fatal Tomatoes: Whoever sneaks SCP-504 into the cafeteria again will be terminated, and the sliced tomatoes are as sharp as shurikens.
SCP-610-Flesh of Hatred: Containment protocols adhere to the scorched earth policy used during lockdowns, and do not need to be concerned about water and air infections unless the situation changes.
SCP-1154 - Conceptual Dragon: All of these items are theorized to be linked to an individual known as a "dragon".
SCP-1449-Dream Age Whale Shark: I've been on a cliff since the beginning of the era, like how this place came to be like this.
"emmm......" Cage Fish considered the sentence, trying not to be slapped in the face too badly, "118 and 610 I know, I've encountered them many times before, what are the others?"
If you choose 118, you can expect the global nuclear explosion model in the future, no matter how human beings respond, the nuclear bomb will be over.
SCP-610 is closer to something like "infectious disease", where the infected person "reboots" the alienation into very indescribable fleshy tissue, and shows signs of modifying the environment to allow other infected subjects to "grow" better.
At the beginning, because it was destroyed by this thing for several rounds, the cage fish deliberately went to the station to check the relevant files, and was successfully spicy by the picture.
He was also informed of SCP-610's greatest flaw - that it could only be transmitted through physical contact.
"As a Keter-level project, the strength of 610 should not be low, so let's choose 504!" Cage Fish immediately decided, "Looking at the 'fatal blow' in its name, it feels very dangerous......, doesn't it?
"It's over, the flag is in effect. ”
"I remember 504 as a Safe. ”
"Absolutely, I just want to ask how tomatoes are going to die, do you rely on jokes?"
"What's wrong?"
"Can't help but open my SCP Foundation archives......"
"If you choose this, you will face a lot of ...... Funny mechanics? I don't know how to say it. ”
"However, this is actually very difficult. ”
"Sit back and wait for it to reopen. ”
Seeing the difficulty of the cage fish choosing Euclid, and the loading screen began to load, some viewers who knew something about SCP-504 couldn't help but warn in advance.
The first three items to make it into the game - 003, 008, and 217 - were relatively traditional "viral" anomalies, and it's understandable that they were meant to destroy the world.
But SCP-504 ...... This thing...... It's just a tomato.
I can even eat it.
It's just that when the joke is heard, the tomato will immediately accelerate to at least 160 miles per hour, heading straight for the source of the joke.
The Foundation has conducted several tests on its properties, with a maximum speed of 2,174 miles per hour, when the subject used for the experiment was directly vaporized by the kinetic energy generated by the tomato.
And that's obviously not the limit of 504.
How fast can it go?
Can you succeed in destroying the world?
The cage fish didn't know, and the cage fish looked at the game interface and fell into deep thought.
As we all know, "Endless" is a simulation management game, a simulation management that is comparable to real-time strategy in difficulty.
It's easy to forget this when you're smashing around the map and poking around and running all the way around, such as Cage Fish.
It was only now that he finally got to see the "simulated management" side of the game.
What is displayed in front of you is a classic farming interface, a text-only version.
SCP-504 seeds are automatically distributed at the start, but the actual SCP-504 needs to be grown by the player themselves.
"I'm actually farming in SCP, it's still such a normal farming......" The cage fish buried all the seeds in the soil, watered and fertilized, and took advantage of the waiting time to open the world map and look at it, "It's not right to compare with the water outside." ”
The Euclid Foundation is usually able to function normally, but some of the objects that should pop up are subject to containment breaches.
Without perfect containment procedures, there are always surprises and crises.
The news and warnings in the information board never stopped, and disasters large and small occurred everywhere, and then they were quelled by more powerful forces.
The war that lurks underground is in full swing, and the people who don't know anything about it go about their lives as usual.
- If they hadn't been unfortunate enough to be involved in an anomalous event.
This is the norm in the SCP world.
Containment, Containment, Protection.
Contained, deactivated, recontained.
There is no way back.
Till death rests.
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