Not to mention that the school life is still quite energetic, with various basketball teams, football teams, volleyball teams...... Anyway, no matter what team it is, I won't participate at all!

I'm not very good at playing small, and besides, such a scorching sun has sunburned my white skin and rejuvenated skin, how bad it is!

Not to mention the team, I don't even want to participate in the weekly physical education class and morning exercises!

Although the kung fu of "pretending" to be sick can't win the Oscar, it is estimated to be comparable to a scene in Stephen Chow's movie "The Great Inner Agent": Doctor, I have a ...... , you have to pretend from your heart, you have to match your mood and expression, and the speed of spitting words must be slowed down and you have to have a sense of illness in it...... You can see that it is professional enough.

Every time I was able to go to the school infirmary and take a sick note for two days off, so that I had three physical education classes a week, and I basically only had one class.

Of course, there are more sick notes, in addition to the continuous improvement of acting skills, there are also other benefits!

Advantage one, early in the morning ** can be

I was the first one in my dormitory class who didn't go to the playground for morning exercises

Under the demonstration and drive of "good", the last whole dormitory people did not do morning exercises, and then finally the head teacher Li Junwei went to the playground to see: what is the situation, no one in our 407 dormitory came, so he was angry

"Visit" came, as the saying goes, people's hearts move together, as soon as he entered the dormitory door, we immediately pretended not to wake up, in fact, they were lying on the bed and blew for a while, he wanted to push us to do, but he found that he couldn't move, and finally said to Qiu Wei, who was on the other side of the bunk: Qiu Wei, you take the lead, get up and do exercises, I invite you to breakfast...... As a result, Qiu immediately bargained: an egg cake with two more eggs, and a cup of soy milk, and the whole dormitory saw him

The "emperor" is a cowardly and fearful person, and then the other students in the dormitory immediately fried the pot, and also asked for breakfast compensation before he could get out of bed, and he realized that he seemed to have used the wrong strategy;

(Nima, you take students like this, who listens to you, but later there was really a classmate Wang Zhenqing who got involved with him, hey...... The second advantage is that if you get acquainted with the doctors in the school infirmary, you will be able to do things better, so that when you go to pretend to be sick and write sick notes later, you don't have to pretend to be so hard like the scene in Stephen Chow's movie "Secret Agent Zero", people shouted

The school doctor had already greeted me very cordially: "Yo, it's you again, what's uncomfortable this time?!", you see what a kind and easy-going school doctor this is, and finally he said to me directly: "You're going to have a few days (sick leave) this time?" , He doesn't even need to stage my intoxicated pretending to be sick performance, I keep thinking: Is it because I want to vomit after watching too much?

Amitabha, drunk and drunk...... Actually, I didn't go to PE class and lay in bed decadently, I just went to the school's public library to read some of my favorite books and newspapers, and the most important thing is that the place is warm in winter and cool in summer!

Later, I found out that I actually like advertising creativity and design, which is what I really like: advertising major, not chemical machinery major, so I began to be hungry and thirsty, like a wolf and a tiger on advertising creativity and design related books poured my love, of course, tired will also rummage through the library

The "Reference News" newspaper looks at the news.