Qinglou is eventful
Like the women who have just been sold to the Qinglou, in addition to us boys, there are also these eleven female classmates in our class, but compared to us or me, I am a young and confused person
As far as "Xiaoqinglou" is concerned, they can be said to be at least the level of the old bustard or the level of the little sisters!
Not long after the first year started, these eleven
The "bustards" don't know if it's with me
"Little Green Building" is the same
Or did they mature earlier than I did, and understood emptiness and loneliness better than I did, except for brothers or sisters?
Or is it that some of them who are precocious have failed in love or have a frustrated relationship? Because on the first night of school, in addition to being scared to the ground by my roommate Huang Yongjun on the upper bunk opposite and not sleeping all night, I was told by my old fellow roommate Qiu Weijian at dawn the next day
"Time is the killer of feelings" such philosopher-like words first stunned me and then stunned for a whole day, I always felt that my class was full of some unfathomable, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon masters, I warned myself with trepidation: I must be careful, maybe one day I will be swatted to death on the wall like a fly...... They didn't know where to get two bottles of liquor and a large jar of rice wine and secretly brought them back to the dormitory, put them on the square table in the dormitory, and also prepared some braised vegetables and peanuts, and then the bustards began to take turns counting their feelings while drinking
"Scars", after saying that, they will be gone, there is really nothing like that
After three rounds of drinking, it was a kind of relief that they entertained themselves; then they entertained themselves and entered the second half of the carnival program, they began to tighten their skirts around their waists, rolled up their sleeves to their shoulders and played a game of boxing and drinking, until one of the female classmates named Ji Damei fell to the ground with alcohol allergies, and finally sent to the hospital for emergency rescue, and hung up for two or three days before being discharged...... After hearing about this, I suddenly felt that my analysis and judgment of this class was very accurate, and Tongjin was in awe of their fierce and hearty character, so that I suddenly felt a need to be protected by them when I first arrived in Changzhou to study: Sister Bustard, please accept a bow in the lower Xiaoqinglou when you first arrive!
...... It wasn't until many, many years later that I saw a few familiar bustards in the KTV private room in order to compete for business, guessing each other and drinking
"Eight horses, six sixes, ......",
"Five, ten, fifteen ......", this is a familiar scene of TMD, it is like a moonlight treasure box to reproduce the year.
Amitabha, drunk and drunk! If you really think we're in this class
There is only such a thing in the "Green Building" that you have been warned and punished by the school for drinking, then you are very wrong!
It didn't take long for an incident to happen that made all of our boys ashamed of themselves, ashamed of themselves, and dumbfounded: they were eleven
Seven of the "Xiaoqing sisters" are female classmates from Changzhou City, and four are female classmates from other places or neighboring counties and cities
The reason for "bullying" may also be some trivial little thing, they began to make the second monk of the Zhangzhang confused, inexplicably and suddenly fists and feet, a big fight, seven Xiaoqing sisters and four foreign Xiaoqing who came from other places to chant the scriptures fought and fought, to the extent that they were hospitalized...... This kind of ice and fire dual-heaven style of communication made me suddenly have a feeling of panic and dumbness: in case this group of Xiaoqing sisters with peerless martial arts dragged me to get drunk, and then ...... The sword was chopped up, and there was no corpse to die, and I couldn't help but feel a chill in my spine.
In just one semester, the school has once again reported criticism to make us the ones who love to perform and are in a hurry
The head teacher of the "senior brother" seems to have lost confidence and courage, and he resolutely resigned from the position of the head teacher and disappeared...... Although I don't know what level of punishment this is for this criticism, when the news reached our dormitory that night, it was a big explosion!
At night, after the lights went out in the dormitory, all kinds of speculations, discussions, and scenes were mixed from the beds, and I listened and laughed like air, and I did not dare to be presumptuous for fear that one day the kings would hear about it and hang in a plaster cast on the bed in the hospital.
Only the classmate Huang Dajun on the other side is relish and relish and keeps extending the storyline, as if the sequel to Mr. Jin Yong's cut-off novel is making up and editing, even if the moonlight has shone through the window on his bed, even if there is no sound of continuous discussion in the entire dormitory, or you have heard the grinding of the teeth of He Jianguang, the second fat classmate in the adjacent bed, he still keeps making up...... The moonlight through the window shines on his sheets, and you can see that he is lying flat on the top bed, with his right foot on his left foot and Erlang's leg crossed, and his right foot is still proudly drawing a circle over there, proudly making up the storyline, until Qiu Weijian, a classmate in the adjacent bed, reminded him to go to bed quickly, I was thinking, why didn't I see you so happy and proud when this dead ghost fell off the bed on the first night?
Just when I thought that Huang Dajun was also preparing to sleep and rest, I only heard Dong Suohong, a classmate in the lower bunk, silently say on the side: "This matter can be summarized as follows: Seven Monsters in Jiangnan and Four Famous Catches."
"The Egg Legend" (Wu language refers to not buying each other)!", I thought that the roommates who were about to sleep quietly seemed to wake up all at once: the dormitory immediately resounded with long-lasting applause...... Next, I don't know which ghost is coming: The name is ready, continue to write the screenplay tomorrow night, sleep!
It took us almost a week to get over in our dorm room!