Chapter 336: Crushing Your Bones and Scattering Ashes!

Xia Li's house.

She was amazed now.

Lu Ping was still chatting with himself at home just now, and when he went to the toilet, he disappeared.

The point is, I didn't hear the door knock either.

And after that, Lu Ping also sent her a message: Don't let Nalan Tingxue know that I'm not at home.

This neighbor acts...... It's weird.

However, Lu Ping, the newly assigned assistant Nalan Tingxue, is too thick-skinned.

It's not bad, and the temperament is good, and as soon as I joined the company, I fell in love with my neighbor Lu Ping? This is too fast, isn't it? The legendary love at first sight...... Okay, this girl can be understood, but you can't just live at home, right?

After careful analysis, Xia Li came to an astonishing conclusion!

Lu Ping is indeed very charming!

He is handsome, can drive, and can do martial arts.

Standard male god style.

So, as Lu Ping's neighbor and colleague, should I do something for him?

For example, to do ideological work for this unashamed Nalan Tingxue...... Let her retreat?

After making up her mind, Xia Li decided to talk to Nalan Tingxue.

But unexpectedly, Nalan Tingxue found her at the first time, and asked, "Where is Lu Ping?"

Lu Pinghe ...... He's in the bedroom!" Xia Li lied, and then said, "Listen to Snow Maiden, let's sit down and talk." ”

Nalan Tingxue said expressionlessly: "I didn't talk to you." ”

Xia Li said: "Let's talk about Lu Ping." ”

"That's okay!" Nalan Tingxue sat down on the sofa first, his long legs stacked there, and his momentum was a little awe-inspiring.

As soon as she heard about Lu Ping, she became energetic, hum, it was really very affectionate.

Xia Li pouted and sat down with her.

Remembering the agreement with Lu Ping, Xia Li's first sentence made her position clear: "I am Lu Ping's girlfriend." ”

Nalan listened to Xue and said, "I know this." ”

Is that the attitude so calm?

Do you know that you still have to be forced to be this third party?

"We ...... We've been living together for a long time, Lu Ping...... He likes me a lot, and I like him a lot. Xia Li blushed a little, and then said, "So, no one can break up our relationship." Even if she is a good girl, Lu Ping is ...... and will not betray me. ”

Nalan was a little puzzled when she heard the snow: "What's the matter?"

What's wrong? Xia Li really wanted to reach out and touch the skin of this cold-faced girl, how thick it was.

It's all so obvious, is she still pretending to be calm and casual?

"Listen to Sister Snow...... It looks like you should be a little younger than me, it's okay for me to call you sister, right?" Xia Li continued to knock on the side and said: "Look, sister, you have to look good, you have to have a figure, the key is to have a good temperament, where there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower...... And it's a famous flower......"

Nalan Tingxue raised his eyebrows: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'll ask you, where is Lu Ping? Call him out, I have something to say to him alone!"

Still alone?

This is too unscrupulous, right?

Xia Li has really gained insight this time, fortunately this girl is just an imposter girlfriend, otherwise she would have to slap her and kill you, a goblin who wants to be a third party!

"Didn't you just say that, he ...... He's in the bedroom too. Xia Li prevaricated again.

Nalan listened to Xue and asked, "What are you doing in the bedroom?"

Xia Li continued to perfunctory: "No...... I didn't do anything, just brush up on the circle of friends. ”

"Then I'll go talk to him, I've been hiding in it for a long time!" Nalan Tingxue stood up and was about to enter the bedroom.

"Wait!" Xia Li hurriedly stepped forward to stop her, and in order to avoid goofing, she blurted out in a hurry: "Lu Ping...... He's not wearing clothes!"

This reason is arrogant enough!

"This ...... Too...... It's so indecent!" Nalan blushed when he heard Xuexue, and there was a little ridicule on his face.

Xia Li saw that the other party restrained her intention to forcibly break in, and breathed a sigh of relief, so she took her again: "In your own home, there are some people who are not in order...... Alas. ”

Nalan didn't seem to care about the other party's voiceover at all, sat on the sofa for a while, and then looked up and said, "You prepare some paper and pen for me, I want to write something." ”

Xia Li exclaimed, "Love letter?"

"What do you want?" Nalan Tingxue frowned: "What I want to write has nothing to do with you." ”

"This ...... This is my home, sister!" said Xia Li in a fit of rage.

Nalan listened to Xue and emphasized: "I know this is your home......! Well, I'll admit that you guys suddenly have a person in your house, and you may feel uncomfortable at first, but you will quickly get used to it. Don't worry, I won't interfere with the normal life between you easily, I'm very principled. ”

This...... Such a powerful logical thinking!

They all live in other people's homes, isn't this called interference? This is also called talking about principles?

Well, I'm fake and I'm not angry...... Xia Li forced herself to take a deep breath, and if she really went to the bedroom to find paper and pen, she wanted to see what new tricks this thick-skinned 'third party' could play.

But as soon as she came out, Xia Li was suddenly not calm.

I saw Nalan Tingxue find a fruit knife out of nowhere, and was wiping the blade with a rag.

But it's not like a fruit knife.

The blade is sharp at first glance.

And listening to the Snow Maiden's eyes, they are also very sharp.

She ...... What is she trying to do?" Xia Li fell into a serious panic, and murmured to herself: "Is she going to cut her wrists and be martyred......? Suicide note?"

What's the situation!

Lu Ping, Lu Ping, what a big problem of the century are you throwing at me?

The moment she handed over the paper and pen, Xia Li couldn't help but have another judgment in her heart: Could it be ...... Is she going to kill me offside?

Don't, don't!

I'm a fake, I'm a fake...... Sister, don't be impulsive!

There was a roar in my heart, but these were just guesses.

Xia Li just tested her: "Listen to Sister Xue, you knife...... Where did you buy it?"

Nalan listened to Xue and quickly inserted the general's thorn* into the dark sheath on his boots, and explained: "Oh, don't be afraid, I just carry it with me, and I don't usually use it." ”

"I ......" Xia Li looked down on her tiptoes, where did she put the knife?

Nalan Tingxue began to pinch his chin, thinking as he scribbled on the paper.

Xia Li stood quietly and watched, but the other party's handwriting was like a doctor's prescription, and she didn't recognize a word.

"Listen to Sister Xue, you...... You've been a doctor before?" asked Xia Li in confusion.

Nalan smacked his tongue when he heard the snow: "Do you think my temperament is like?"

Xia Li stretched out her hand and pointed: "Then you ...... word"

"Wild grass!" Nalan listened to Xue emphasized, "I know you can't recognize it, otherwise I will write it in front of you...... are all classified as confidential. ”

Xia Li asked, "Write to Lu ...... My family's Lu Ping's?"

Nalan listened to Xue and asked, "Isn't it written to him, is it written to you?" Don't watch it, just sit there and watch TV!"

Well?

Is it so blatant to write a love letter?

Xia Li's view of love was completely subverted, but fortunately I was pretending...... I'm not angry.

"Then, listen to Sister Xue, you wild grass, Lu ...... Can he recognize Lu Ping?" Curious, Xia Li couldn't help but ask.

Nalan listened to Xue and explained without squinting: "I will read it to him one by one, and I will print it out tomorrow, and I will have a copy with others." ”

Yes?

Explain it to him one by one?

Also print out a copy for each person?

Such an arrogant means!

Lu Ping, Lu Ping, other girls have a deep affection for you.

My fake girlfriend can't bear to stop her fiery and restless pursuit.

In my opinion, you're left to it, right?

The main thing is that this listening to the snow girl is quite good in all aspects.

There are many bad people in the world, and it is rare to have lovers. Xia Li didn't bother the amorous girl to write a confession to Lu Ping, she simply sat in the corner of the sofa with the mentality of a bystander, eating pine nuts and watching TV.

Nalan listened to Xue's writing very devotedly.

From time to time, I still recite in my heart, and the sentences don't make sense.

“......”

"Article 6, the protected person shall not in any way or under any pretext leave the scope of the protection person's control. ”

"Article 7: Protected persons must not go to the toilet in public places for more than five minutes, and keep their mobile phones unblocked at all times, and promptly report any abnormal situation to the conservator. ”

“......”

"Article 11: Protected persons should close their bedroom windows when they go to bed at night, and if they need to go out under special circumstances, they must ask the protector for instructions in advance, and after obtaining approval, the protector shall agree or not according to the circumstances, but the protected person must be accompanied by the protector when entering or leaving any place. ”

“......”

"Article 20: The protected person shall unconditionally abide by and implement all safety measures formulated and proposed by the protected person, including but not limited to the protected person's safety at work, travel, food, and accident prevention. If the protected person has doubts about the above items, the protected person has the right to impose compulsory control over the protected person. ”

“......”

Article 21 ......

"Other matters not covered herein will be supplemented as appropriate. ”

"Protected Person (Lu Ping): Signature. ”

"Protector (Nalan Tingxue): Signature. ”

What is a profession?

This is professionalism!

Professional female bodyguard.

Since you have accepted the order to protect Lu Ping, you must take responsibility.

It is to be reasonable, reasonable, and constrained.

There must be no compromise in the security of the protection objectives during the performance of one's duties.

Nalan listened to Xue and felt that his trip to Yongzhou had a long way to go.

......

Longting Villa Manor Community.

Blue Ice Ice Villa.

The tense atmosphere continues.

"Mahjong, didn't you hear me? Kill him! Kill this person!" Lan Bingbing saw that after he gave the order, Mahjong and his two subordinates were still stunned, and they couldn't help but be angry.

"Miss Lan, this ...... You're making it hard for me. Mahjong couldn't help but reply.

Can you not be embarrassed?

Don't say that I only brought two people in mahjong, but I brought twenty people, and they are not necessarily the opponents of this hero!

I almost lost my soul last time, and I dare to provoke him?

"Rice bucket! Rice bucket! A group of rice buckets!" Lan Bingbing scolded angrily: "Why did the third master raise you such a group of waste, the third master also told me, aren't you one of the ten King Kongs of Qingfeng Hall? Where is your gang? Where is your gang? The more I look at you now, the more you look like a soft egg." ”

Mahjong replied: "Actually, I am the most ...... of the ten King Kongs One of the least successful. ”

Lan Bingbing sneered: "I think it's too!"

The mahjong face is the color of pork liver.

The two men he brought with him didn't look much better.

"By the way, there's another thing I forgot to ask. Lu Ping looked at Lan Bingbing and said, "That killer named Kuqi, did you find it, or did the third master find it?" According to my estimate, you don't seem to have such great ability." ”

Lan Bingbing gritted his teeth and said: "You underestimate me Lan Bingbing too much! The emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and no matter how embarrassed I am now, I am also a former first-line celebrity." My network, my connections, and my ...... Everything, a low-level person like you, can't imagine!"

Lu Ping pursed his lips: "When is it, you still dare to be so arrogant and conceited." ”

"Hmph, you dare to touch me today!" Lan Bingbing thought of Fu Sanye's earth-shattering power, but he was a little fearless, and stood forward, and warned Lu Ping: "I ...... now My Lan Bingbing is now Fu Sanye's woman, Guo Jing, Huang Rong, Huang Lao Evil, invincible to Qingfeng Fu Sanye! If you dare to touch his woman, he will definitely crush your bones and scatter ashes! Kill your parents and dig your ancestral grave!"

Mahjong reminded softly on the side: "It's wrong, it's wrong, it should be 'West Poison North Beggar, Huang Lao Evil, defeated by Qingfeng Fu Sanye'." This is the correct version. ”

Lan Bingbing turned his head and glared at him: "There are several versions, can't I adapt it?"

Mahjong looked stunned, and said to himself: "The third master's version has indeed spread a lot, and it has been messed up......"

But.

It doesn't matter which version.

are all immortal legends that belong to Fu Sanye.