Chapter 335: Sleep with you, on call!

It sounds familiar.

The way of greeting is also like where I heard it.

As soon as Lan Bingbing changed into her slippers, she couldn't help but panic.

"Miss Lan, don't be afraid, I'm here. Mahjong gave Lan Bingbing a bit of courage next to him.

Lan Bingbing soothed for a moment, and didn't think about it again.

Yes, there is mahjong and his two subordinates, who dares to sneak into the old lady's house, isn't this self-defeating? Anyway, there is nothing else in his house except furniture, no money, no card, no gold.

It can't be the bullshit screenwriter of 'Mr. Yellow River', right?

Just right. I'm going to kill him this time.

Haha, finally let me catch Lan Bingbing.

The culprit who led to his disrepute, in addition to the driver who had been shot in the head, was the shabby and hateful Mr. Huanghe, who was the first to expose the truth about his and Director Chen's fraudulent donations on the public account.

Especially during this period of time, my Lan Bingbing was shouting and beating rats on the street, and Mr. Huang He was even more down, disclosing a large number of critical articles on the official account, sending himself and Director Chen, as well as several other first-line actors, directors and even producers in the entertainment industry, to the forefront of public opinion.

But I, Lan Bingbing, is now Fu Sanye's woman, and the background is Qingfeng Hall.

You 'Mr. Huanghe' is a little screenwriter, I haven't seen it before, and I won't see it now.

Lan Bingbing said softly: "Mahjong, I know who is inside." ”

Mahjong asked, "Who?"

Lan Bingbing said indignantly, "This calf ...... This calf should be the hateful screenwriter 'Mr. Huanghe', he ...... He...... He came to my house today, he should have come to collect evidence, what is he ...... This is also wanting to put salt in the entertainment industry and hype up his own popularity. Seeing that he dared to greet me so much, he must have found something and wanted to threaten me......"

Mahjong scoffed: "Despicable, really despicable!

Lan Bingbing said tentatively: "In this way, I bumped into him today, you want to find a way to get rid of this person, no problem, right? It just so happens that the magnolia tree in my yard has not been fertilized for a long time, so I will ...... him When the fertilizer is buried there. ”

Mahjong nodded: "No problem, Miss Lan, this is in your house, it is logical to kill him, no one knows." ”

Lan Bingbing said: "All I want is your words, walk!"

Those who have killed people will become bolder.

Anyway, Lan Bingbing had already instructed Kuqi to kill Lu Ping and gouged out a pair of his eyes.

Why not bring a little 'Mr. Yellow River'?

In this way, the two people I hate the most in my life will no longer exist...... Joyfully!

Hum!

Mess with me Blue Bingbing.

Who qualifies to live?

After an impromptu murder plan came out, Lan Bingbing took mahjong and walked into the next door.

As soon as this door opens, it is the living room.

There was a man sitting on the couch.

He was eating fruit and drinking tea, with a cigarette in his mouth.

The living room is very large, and Lan Bingbing doesn't look like Mr. Huang He in her demeanor and hairstyle. Not him?

Mahjong's eyes were much better than Lan Bingbing's, so as soon as he entered the door and looked over there, his scalp suddenly tingled, and he trembled and whispered to Lan Bingbing beside him: "You...... Didn't you say he was dead?"

"Who? who died?" Lan Bingbing, who didn't know what was going on, took a few steps forward, and gradually saw the man's face clearly.

It's him?

How could it be him?

"Ghost ...... What the hell...... Ghosts!"

Lan Bingbing picked up her head in despair, and her first reaction was to run away if she wanted to.

"Close the door!" Lu Ping, who was on the sofa, shouted coldly and sharply.

Mahjong closed the door for the first time, after all, he is also a person who has seen the world, his mood gradually eased a little, and there were many speculations in his heart.

"Ghost ...... He's a ghost, mahjong, quick, run!" Lan Bingbing said in horror, and was about to pull the door.

At this time, Lu Ping stood up from the sofa and asked, "I'm here, can you go?"

"You ......"

"You ......"

Lan Bingbing didn't dare to look back, and dared to ask, "Are you...... Aren't you dead?"

Lu Ping smiled and asked: "Dead? Is it so easy for me Lu Ping to die?" Lan Bingbing, open your dog's eyes wide to see if I, Lu Ping, am a human or a ghost. ”

"Yes...... It's people. Mahjong muttered in Lan Bingbing's ear.

"Impossible, impossible!" Lan Bingbing shook his head sharply, looked at the box in his hand, and said with more conviction: "He has obviously been cooled ...... Cool Kills, Eye ...... The eyes were gouged out...... Impossible, impossible, mahjong, have you looked carefully, does he have eyes?"

Mahjong said softly: "Yes, and it's bright." ”

"Huh? no...... It's not a ghost, it's not a human, it's not a ...... ...... the hell is he? Is it a human being or a ghost? I ......" Lan Bingbing was suddenly frightened as if she had lost her soul, and she felt that her heart was beating at a high speed at a rate of more than 100 per second, as if it might explode in her chest at any time.

"Wasn't you quite bold when you sent someone to kill me?" Lu Ping took another puff of cigarette, walked a few steps towards this side, and said: "Lan Bingbing, people won't die if they don't do it, you have taken a big step forward on the road to death." Do the math yourself, how many times have you provoked me? Are you tired? And how many times have you succeeded?"

Only then did Lan Bingbing muster up the courage to turn around, and gradually saw Lu Ping's face clearly.

It's alive, and it really doesn't look like a ghost.

Be...... It's personal.

"You...... Hello ...... You're not dead...... Can...... But your eyes ...... Obviously here!" Lan Bingbing's mood also eased a little, at least his head was no longer buzzing like he did when he first saw Lu Ping.

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "If you take a closer look, I, Lu Ping, have clear eyebrows, bright eyes, and are amiable." The pair in your hand, ugly and ugly, with cracked eyes, demon pupils and ghosts, how could it be mine?"

"It's not yours, it's ......" Lan Bingbing was stunned for a moment.

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Guess." ”

"Cool...... Cool ...... Cool?" Lan Bingbing's frightened mouth didn't close for a long time, the pores of her whole body seemed to be pierced by thousands of needles at the same time, cold sweat rushed out of her body, and there were no more dry parts of her skin.

"Guess accurately, just guess it. Lu Ping gave her a thumbs up.

Lan Bingbing exclaimed, "You...... You...... You put cool ...... Kill it?"

"No!" Lu Ping shook the cigarette butt in his hand and explained, "That guy did something bad and was scared to death." I just satisfied your desires, don't you want me Lu Ping's eyes? I can't give it to you, so I can only use him to deal with it. I hope you like it. ”

"You...... You ......" Lan Bingbing's legs seemed to be filled with lead, and his head sank for a while: "Scared...... Scared, I'm ...... I don't believe it......! He is a well-known killer, sniper. Person...... How can a person be scared to death......? You must have found him, and then ...... And then kill him?"

Lu Ping sat back on the sofa, took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and put it in his mouth.

When he's angry, he's more addicted to smoking.

Frequent smoking is said to prompt him to make quick decisions.

"It's terrible to be uneducated!" Lu Ping glanced up at Lan Bingbing and said, "You may not know how many people in this world die of fear or despair every year. Okay, then I'll give you a science popularization today, how terrible people's fear is. In India, a scientist once did an experiment where they found a death row inmate and colluded with the police in advance. The police then told the death row inmate ......"

The mahjong on the side seemed to suddenly come to his senses, and replied: "I know, I know! I have also seen this experiment...... The ...... The death row inmate was taken into a dark room by scientists and policemen, who told him, 'We are going to use a new way to execute you, and this way is to let your blood run dry and die...... Then a doctor, with a bright scalpel, walked in and told the death row inmate, 'I'm going to cut your artery with this scalpel now,' and ...... In fact, the doctor only made a slight scratch on the artery of the death row inmate, and there was no bleeding at all. And the scientist ...... I think it's a psychologist, he squatted on the ground and started to move his hands and feet, slowly dripped some water into the metal basin, and kept saying to the death row inmate, 'Your blood has dripped 300CC, and the color is a little dark.' ''Wow, it's already half a basin. ''Almost, almost, full of pots............' As a result, the condemned prisoner believed it, and his face became more and more pale, his breathing became weaker and weaker, and then he ...... It's just scared to death alive. So this experiment tells us...... Person...... People can really be scared to death. ”

Lu Ping couldn't help but glared at Mahjong: "Brother Mahjong, what do you mean? Show that you are educated? The story has been finished by you, what will I say? Rob, rob! You will also rob the story! Robber, you!"

Mahjong tugged at the hem of his shirt and said with some embarrassment: "I...... I couldn't hold back, and for a moment ...... Momentarily excited. Because when I watched this experiment, I was shocked, you know......? In fact, I did a similar experiment later, but unfortunately it didn't scare the other party to death...... I don't know what's going on. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Did you not grasp the essentials well, or did you not pay attention to the details?"

Mahjong said with a confused face: "I don't know, it's weird anyway, other scientists can scare people to death, why can't I play mahjong?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "That is, your acting skills are not good, and you are a goof, so you have to learn acting skills from other big stars." ”

Mahjong suddenly realized: "Don't say it, there is this possibility, there is this possibility!" At that time, I seemed to ...... It seems to be laughing. ”

Lu Ping said: "Now you are laughing too." ”

Uh, really? Mahjong quickly touched his cheek and put the laughing nerve back in place. Not to mention, it's a bit of a laugh. Miss Lan is scared like this, she is indeed a little derelict in her duties, and she shouldn't add fuel to the fire.

Lan Bingbing looked at mahjong and then at Lu Ping.

The many doubts in her heart became one after another for a while.

"So what you're trying to tell me is...... You're also a scientist?" Lan Bingbing asked Lu Ping.

Burst......

Lu Ping almost squirted.

This powerful analytical ability is simply more ancient than it is today.

"I just want to argue that Cool Strange was not killed by me, but scared to death. Lu Ping said with a wry smile: "Okay, now that the matter is clear, you don't defend yourself as the real murderer behind the scenes." So the question is, what am I going to do with you? I've been sneaking out for almost two hours, and I'm running out of the room. ”

Lan Bingbing was even more puzzled: "Why did you sneak out, you...... Did you just break out of prison?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid!" Lu Ping's face was gloomy, and his tone became tougher: "It's only three things, I, Lu Ping, will not show mercy to you, a disgusting woman, today." ”

Lan Bingbing asked rhetorically, "What do you want?"

Lu Ping said: "You guess?"

"Mahjong!" Lan Bingbing stared at the critical moment, and said sharply to the mahjong next to him: "You kill him for me today, I, Lan Bingbing, will be your woman from now on, sleep with you, and be on call!"

Well?

Lu Ping thought to himself: It's too shameless!

Mahjong was also taken aback: Do you want the third master to break my body to pieces?