Chapter 91: Endless Black Hearts
The face of the person who came changed suddenly, and the words he was about to say were swallowed back into his stomach.
I'm gagged by flying cards, and I can't swallow it.
The waitress looked shocked: "Mr. Lu, you are too accurate to throw this, how do you practice?"
"You can practice hard. Lu Ping said with a smile.
The person who came pulled out the playing cards in his mouth, and changed his smile again: "It's not right for me to let Brother Lu wait for me, I will make amends." Wow Brother Lu, you're really handsome today, I'm ......"
Sou!
Another playing card!
And it is inserted into the mouth of the person with precision!
Lu Ping cast a blamed look at him.
Am I not handsome one day?
The person who came pulled out the cards again, and his face was a little unbearable: "Brother Lu, your meeting gift is very special, I ...... it."
Sou!
Not again!
What's the situation, people are so anxious that they are about to cry.
This time, he didn't rush to pull the cards, but looked at Lu Ping with an innocent face.
"Don't you understand?" Lu Ping asked.
The visitor turned into a bitter gourd face and shook his head like a rattle.
"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'm so annoyed to listen to it, so before you speak, I'll stop your mouth! Do you have an opinion?" Lu Ping showed another card, ready to launch again at any time.
The person who came was Gong Mengran's previous driver, Wang Peng.
Chubby, pretending to be Wang Peng.
Lu Ping was very impressed.
Only then did Wang Peng tear off the cards in his mouth and greeted him: "Brother Lu still remembers my mantra, hehe, the main thing is that it is not easy to change, it seems that Brother Lu has not forgotten his brother." I ......"
When the mantra was about to burst out habitually, he saw that Lu Ping had pinched the cards in his hand.
"I ...... Don't go. Wang Peng changed his words in time.
Witty as he is.
Lu Ping glanced at the waitress.
The waitress willingly exited the room.
"I don't want to ask you what you asked me to come to, but I have something to ask you first. Lu Ping took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth.
Wang Peng smiled all over his face and laughed with a double chin: "Brother, you say, you say." ”
Lu Ping looked serious: "What crime should you be guilty of betraying your glory?"
Wang Peng was taken aback: "What is it for sale...... Traitor for glory, brother, what are you talking about? I ...... Don't go. ”
"Do you dare to say that the eldest lady is a member in Yuxuan, didn't you leak it out?"
Lu Ping frowned.
Wang Peng was dumbfounded: "This ...... This...... How do you know?"
Lu Ping emphasized: "You defected to Hou Gongzi and told Hou Gongzi all the habits, hobbies, life rules, and personal information you know. Right or wrong?"
Wang Peng was already in a cold sweat: "You know this?"
"So, behind this dinner, there is a dinner, behind the owner, there is also the owner. Lu Ping narrowed his eyes and shouted to the door: "Hou Gongzi, since you are here, come in! ”
Wang Peng was stunned for a moment and turned his head to look.
Hou Shijie clapped his hands and walked in from outside.
He tilted his head and smiled.
"Wonderful! Wonderful! It seems that Young Master Ben really underestimated you!" Hou Shijie shook his hair lightly, and he felt full of flowing feeling.
The black strong and serious big black followed.
Lu Ping smiled: "Hou Gongzi really took great pains to pursue our eldest lady!"
Wang Peng pulled a chair for Hou Shijie and helped him sit down.
Hou Shijie stroked his hair and smiled very freely: "So who doesn't want to soak in the punctual girl?" ”
Lu Ping shuffled the cards and said: "For the sake of you inviting me to dinner so generously, I still have to kindly remind you, don't provoke Gong Mengran, that girl, you can't afford to provoke." ”
"I can't afford to provoke?" Hou Shijie gasped and smiled more seriously.
The big black who was standing at the door mightily snorted coldly: "What are you kidding! In the entire Yongzhou City, are there still people that our young master doesn't dare to provoke? It's just that no one dares to provoke him!"
Lu Ping glanced at Da Hei: "I heard it, you are the one who called me in the afternoon." ”
Da Heiyi raised his eyebrows: "It's me who doesn't fake!"
Lu Ping looked disgusted: "You look really dark." ”
"What did you say?" Daikoku stepped forward, ready to apply the color.
I'm big black black is black, but it's not your turn to evaluate!
"Go! Da Hei, what are you fierce, people are right!" Hou Shijie glared at Da Hei, and then smiled at Lu Ping: "You haven't seen it, Erhei is darker than him!"
"Really, brothers?" Lu Ping asked with a smile.
Hou Shijie shook his head: "No, you've seen it, last time in Lianhua!"
Lu Ping nodded suddenly in realization: "I remember, the two who hit people in the mouth? That's true, they don't look like a routine, one has big eyes and one small eye, one has a big mouth and thin lips and one has a small mouth and thick lips, except for the black that is both long, I can't see any similar genes." ”
"Brother, it's been a pleasure chatting with you. Hou Shijie grabbed Lu Ping's hand, and said with his eyebrows: "Actually, I want to tell you a secret, they were not born black." ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Is that a frequent sunbath? The dare to be injured by ultraviolet rays is not light, is it better to find a daughter-in-law?"
Hou Shijie leaned into Lu Ping's ear and said softly: "It's because the heart is black first, and the face turns black, do you understand?"
Lu Ping smiled: "This sounds a little unfathomable. ”
"Wang Peng, you go and ask the waiter to serve the food!" Hou Shijie left Wang Peng, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at Da Hei: "Da Hei, come and tell this brother, what black things have you done?"
Da Hei Hehe smiled: "Okay!"
"Brother Lailu, let's listen to it while drinking tea, just listen to a song. Hou Shijie took the lead in taking a sip of tea.
Lu Ping also picked up the teacup, savoring Hou Shijie's drunkard.
He seemed to have guessed seven or eight points.
Da Hei coughed lightly twice and cleared his throat.
So the voice was louder.
"When I was nine years old, my neighbor's twelve-year-old brother laughed at me for being black, and I went down with a brick and smashed his little JJ, and he still hasn't found his daughter-in-law. ”
"When I was fifteen years old, I fell in love with a girl at school, and when I confessed to her and was rejected, I took a few boys in a fit of anger and tricked her into the woods...... You can imagine the rest for yourself. ”
"When I was seventeen years old, I slept with a little girl, and my belly was enlarged, and her father brought someone to find me, and I beat me up and threw her into the stinking ditch......"
"I ......"
Hou Shijie raised his hand impatiently: "Pick the key points! These petty fights, you are embarrassed to show off?"
Da Hei thought for a while, and then said: "Then let's start after I came back from Thailand, when I was twenty-two years old, I took a fancy to a martial arts gym that taught Muay Thai, and discussed with the owner of the gym to cooperate, he didn't listen to me, I used an uppercut and a knee, knocked his jaw off, broke his ribs, and couldn't take care of himself, so the martial arts gym became mine." ”
"I ...... when I was twenty-three"
"I ...... when I was twenty-four"
"I started to work with Young Master Hou at the age of twenty-five, Brother Leopard, the boss of Shenjing District, was disrespectful to Young Master Hou, I and Erhei captured him and tied him to a tree for our young master to play with darts, and now Brother Leopard is still lying at home, and his body is full of maggots. ”
"Since then, Erhei and I have become famous, and the people of the rivers and lakes have nicknamed 'Black Wind Shuangsha'. ”
Da Hei took a step back, indicating that the explanation of Blackheart's history had come to an end.
"Is this the end?" Lu Ping glanced at Kuroko.
Hou Shijie smiled: "There are a lot of them, I can't finish it in a day and a night, so, later, slightly." ”
Lu Ping took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth: "Hou Gongzi is off the horse...... You say I'm just a little driver, you really can't let your move out so many black things to scare people. ”
"Brother, you think too much, you have no such intention!" Hou Shijie emphasized: "You should listen to a song and help you have fun." ”
Lu Ping nodded: "That's good, that's good." ”
At this time, Wang Peng returned.
The waiter also began to serve the food.
But there were only two people sitting at the dinner table, Hou Shijie and Lu Ping.
Da Hei and Wang Peng both stood there respectfully, like two pugs.
In rural parlance, this is called 'putting a seat'.
"What did Brother Lu do before he became a driver for Gong Meinu?" Hou Shijie asked with interest: "You might as well share your past as well, so that this son can deepen his understanding of you, this may not be harmful to you." As long as I nod my head, you will be my person, and from now on you will walk on the Cotai Strip, and you will have everything!"
Lu Ping smacked his mouth: "Even if I have the heart to defect to you, I'm afraid you won't dare to accept it." ”
Hou Shijie shook his hair and said confidently: "In addition to not accepting rice buckets, what tigers, leopards, jackals, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all used in me." ”
"Is that Hou Gongzi?" Lu Ping smiled.
Hou Shijie nodded: "It's true!"
Lu Ping took a bite of the dish and chewed: "Then I will also follow the template of Da Hei and talk about my past, I started killing people at the age of sixteen, and I only killed more than a hundred in total that year, and I reached a thousand at the age of seventeen...... By the time I was twenty-one, I had tens of thousands of lives on my hands. By now, there should be about 700,000 or 800,000 children? I didn't count it carefully, I can't remember the specific number, after all, there are too many, and I am not good at arithmetic......
When Hou Shijie heard this, he was already smiling from ear to ear: "Brother, don't say it, don't say it, I've already discovered your strength, that is, you can brag and blow well! Who did you learn from, I'm afraid your master is not in the Five Elements, the king of the galaxy, or the master of the universe? ”
Wang Peng was also laughing on the side.
My Wang Peng's ability to brag has become more ancient and unearthly.
Listening to you today, it's really a pediatric among pediatrics.
If you want to apprentice, I'm too far behind.
Da Hei doesn't smile on weekdays, but now he is also smiling with a mouthful of white teeth all over his face.
Often, a really awesome person, no matter what he says, others think he is bragging.
Not really.
Hundreds of thousands of people died on the battlefield, which is already very conservative.
"I knew you wouldn't believe it, that's why I dared to say it. Lu Ping raised his wine glass: "Come on, Hou Gongzi, borrow your wine to ask you for advice, is the Hongmen banquet you set up today related to our eldest lady?"