"You think too much, where did you come from?"

Hou Shijie shook off his hair and laughed quite wildly.

"This is not a Hongmen banquet?" Lu Ping pointed to the table full of good dishes: "Add tens of thousands of wine, it's so expensive." ”

Hou Shijie stared: "You are not Liu Bang, I am not Xiang Yu, and I don't have Xiang Zhuang dancing sword." ”

Lu Ping glanced at Da Hei: "Da Hei has talked about so many black things, it's not a sword dance?"

The corners of Hou Shijie's mouth raised slightly: "Didn't it hurt you either?"

"I'm not afraid. Lu Ping emphasized: "I just feel that I am full of food, and I have almost drunk the wine, since you are not Xiang Yu, he is not Xiang Zhuang, and there is no sword dancing project, then I will simply say goodbye." ”

As he spoke, Lu Ping stood up.

He knew that Hou Shijie would not let himself go easily.

After all, his goal has not been achieved.

Da Hei stretched out an arm and showed a fierce look on his face: "You dare to go out of this door and try!"

The fox's tail is finally revealed, right?

Lu Ping smiled: "You can't stop me." ”

Da Hei snorted coldly: "There is no one in this world that I can't stop. ”

"What are you doing, be polite!" Hou Shijie came over and sat Lu Ping down: "But he really didn't lie to you, he said that today is not a Hongmen banquet, but don't really provoke Dahei into Xiang Zhuang, I can't help him really know how to dance swords." Haha, come on, talk about your Miss Gong!"

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Does Hou Gongzi want me to be like Wang Peng, a traitor for glory?"

"Hey, don't say it so ugly!" Hou Shijie glanced at Wang Peng: "He is your predecessor, you can learn more from him, it will not hurt you." But he's a waste card to me now, and you're qualified to be the trump card of my son!"

Lu Ping said: "You mean, let me lurk beside Gong Mengran and be an undercover agent for you?"

Hou Shijie raised his hair: "Clever! This is the theme of my banquet for you tonight! You are a smart person, and my son doesn't talk nonsense much, your main task in the future is to observe all the movements of Miss Gong for me, including her food, clothing, housing, use, and transportation." My son will make and refine some plans based on these, and you are the number one supporting actor in the plan!"

"Plan? Pickle girl plan?

"Clever! If you act well, your salary will be very high!"

"How tall is it? taller than the Himalayas? Hou Gongzi, is it interesting to spend so much effort?" Lu Ping held the wine glass with a smile, he really wanted to splash this guy up with a glass of wine.

Da Hei took another step forward: "How can you kid talk to Young Master Hou?"

"Get out!" Hou Shijie glared at him, and continued to say with a smile: "Don't talk nonsense, I have expressed the meaning very clearly, it will be really comfortable to follow this young master." I'll give you time to think about it, contact me in time when you figure it out, here is my contact information. ”

A business card.

A beautiful business card.

A limited-edition special platinum business card.

This one costs no less than thousands.

After Hou Shijie dropped the business card, he raised his hair and stood up confidently.

He stretched out his hand and patted Lu Ping's shoulder, and said, "If you can appear in my address book, your life will be incomparably bright! A car, a house, a beautiful girl, and my son can match you with a word! These are just waiting for your words!"

Wang Peng's blood was boiling as he watched from the sidelines, he was anxious for Lu Ping!

What else is this kid hesitating about?

As long as you make a statement, the car, the house and the beautiful women are all in hand!

Where can I find such a good deal?

"You don't have to wait, I can tell you now!" Lu Ping said lightly.

Wang Peng stretched out a thumbs up to Lu Ping, that's right, those who know practice are Junjie. Hou Shijie, who had already walked to the door, turned around, shook his hair, and smiled very magically: "You have finally opened your mind, that's right, Da Hei, you contact it immediately, Mom, beauty, all arrangements are made tonight, the standard must be high!"

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "Send you six words, close your heart early, stop early!"

Hou Shijie's face changed: "He...... What does he mean?"

Da Hei explained: "What else does it mean, he said that the young master should stop beating Gong Mengran's idea!"

"Is that what you mean?" Hou Shijie's tone changed, and his face was covered with dark clouds.

Da Hei clenched his fists, and his bones and joints clicked: "There is another meaning, he doesn't want to get out of this door safely tonight." ”

Hou Shijie hooked the corners of his mouth, and his face was gloomy: "This is the right solution! Dahei, I want to congratulate you, you have another black thing to do now, and you can tell more people in the future." ”

"That's good, young master, you go first, your status is noble, and it's unlucky to see the blood. Kuroko suggested.

Hou Shijie beckoned to Wang Peng: "Let's go! Just give a lesson to a little driver, there's nothing to see!"

Wang Peng followed.

Before going out, he glanced at Lu Ping sympathetically: "Don't pick it up...... Pig ......"

Wang Peng pulled out the playing cards in his mouth, spitting while hurriedly following Hou Shijie.

Lu Ping felt that it was a long time coming, so he didn't catch up.

The hatred has not yet been pulled in place, and let Hou Shijie have some more time.

If you nourish and then use the knife, you can produce more flesh and more blood.

Big Black backhanded the door lock screwed on.

Lu Ping sat there and stuffed another cigarette into his mouth.

"Boy, you're toasting and not eating. Da Hei sneered.

Lu Ping smiled: "You locked the door, how can you escape for a while?"

"Do you still want to run away? In front of my big black, can you run away?" Da Hei's face was gloomy and angry.

Lu Ping emphatically said: "I'm talking about you,! You and I have no complaints, and I don't want to embarrass you." ”

Da Hei suddenly let out a long roar in the sky!

"Hahahaha!"

"If you want to embarrass me, do you have that ability?"

"You dare to offend Young Master Hou, this is already a capital crime, you are unlucky today!"

"But it's not unlucky, I'm much more merciful than Erhei, at most let you cut off your hands and feet, Erhei is the same, he will cut off your hands and feet, cook it for you to taste for yourself! That taste is extraordinarily delicious. ”

Dahei seems to have been completely liberated at this moment.

With Hou Shijie present just now, his behavior was still somewhat controlled.

But now he has become unscrupulous.

Lu Ping smiled: "Broken hands and feet, and people cut off their children and grandchildren? This is too ruthless, right?"

The big black tone was fierce: "How else is it the Black Wind Shuangsha, do you think this name is casually called?"

Lu Ping pouted: "Big, are you so proud of piracy? ”

"The couple in the Legend of the Condor Heroes you are talking about?" Da Hei smiled coldly: "Mei Chaofeng They live in the world of martial arts, they are myths written by the writer, and they do not exist." But I'm big black and two black, but I'm standing alive in front of your eyes, and we're the realistic version of the Black Wind and the Twin Evils!"

Lu Ping asked, "Do you know the Nine Yin White Bone Claw?"

"No!" Da Hei said bluntly: "That's the kung fu that only women use, look here!"

It's too late, it's too late.

The big black condensed his arm and struck out with his elbow.

Bang.

The ceramic teapot on the table was smashed into pieces by him.

His elbow was not hurt at all.

That wasn't the end of it, Da Hei pulled another chair and raised his knees to push it up.

Click!

The thick solid wood board cracks in an instant!

Elbow strikes and knees are two of the most important strikes in Muay Thai.

And Da Hei has already practiced them perfectly.

"Da Hei, this is your fault, the chairs and tableware in this hotel are very expensive, and you have to compensate for the damage to public property, and you will pay for it in a while!" Lu Ping looked pityful.

"Huh?" Dahei felt that each other's expressions were not on the same channel.

Dare to love me for being busy for a long time, and you only see 'damage to public property to be compensated'?

Power, speed, kung fu.

That's the point, aren't you?

This is really a male soldier meeting a talent, and there is no way to communicate!

This kid was taught by textbooks to have a bad brain.

Forget it, don't scare him, just waste it, this guy is not afraid of the routine.

With a frown, Da Hei gathered his arms again.

Stand elbow strike!

Only this time it's not about people, not things.

This thousand catties of power cloak dispersed qi, and the speed was extremely fast, and it hit Lu Ping's head directly.

That or the effect of a watermelon being smashed open by a stone.

The skull is broken, and the cerebral pulp blossoms.

Nima, you're hiding, I don't want to kill you so easily!

Seeing that the other party was still sitting there honestly, he had no intention of dodging at all.

Black Wind is also angry, but the power has been released, and it will be difficult to take it back.

It wasn't until he was about to hit the opponent's skull that Lu Ping gently raised his left hand and blocked Da Hei's right elbow.

Hey, why can't you move forward?

Daikoku felt like his arm was being blocked by a wall.

Shocked, he immediately retreated half a step, turned sideways, raised his knees, and pushed towards Lu Ping's skull again.

The action is crisp and neat, without any fancy.

Hmm? What is he doing?

Da Hei saw Lu Ping's arm wave violently.

"Ouch!" Da Hei hugged his thighs in pain, curled up against the wall.

Looking down, he saw that something had been inserted into his thigh, and blood was flowing.

That's a pair of chopsticks!

Besides, it's a wooden chopstick!

How fast and how strong does it have to be to insert a wooden stick into a thigh for more than a dozen centimeters?

Besides, the big black thighs are not ordinary thighs.

It is a thigh with strong muscles and amazing bones, and it is hard and flexible.

Da Hei finally didn't dare to underestimate the other party's strength now.

He tried to pull out the chopsticks, but it hurt and he couldn't pull them out.

"We have to settle the accounts clearly, the teapot and chair just now were all broken by you, and I only broke this chopstick, so in terms of compensation, I also spent a lot of money, and you lost a lot. Lu Ping smiled at Da Hei like a breeze.

Da Hei looked at his thighs with a blank expression.

That's true, but I hurt the teapot and the chair, but I didn't hurt you!

My big black is very badly injured, and my legs are about to penetrate.

Suddenly.

Da Hei's expression froze, and he grabbed the chopsticks on his thigh, using the power of the wilderness.

Pull it out! This time it's pulled out!

There was a little more relief on the big black face.

Lu Ping stared at his embarrassed appearance and smiled: "Do you think you really pulled it out, take a look at it again, is it good to pull it out?" This is even more strange to me, it seems that I don't even have to pay for this chopstick, you also broke it!"

Da Hei looked at his hand, and sure enough, it was only half of it.

In other words, the other half is left in the thigh.

Da Hei refused to be discouraged, and forced himself to endure the pain and said sharply: "I was careless just now, but now I won't!"

He was concentrating, and he was on the verge of attacking.