Liu Xuefu went to the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife and a rolling pin.

After going out, he handed the rolling pin to Sun Qi, and he kept a kitchen knife and hid it behind him.

He's basically half drunk now.

But the flame in the body has not gone down yet, and it is still very strong.

Anyway, things have developed to this point, and it's not bad to put down another person. What's more, this person is still an enemy who snatches love with a knife.

Sun Qi held a rolling pin in his hand and was about to walk into the bedroom, when a surprise attack came from behind Lu Ping and knocked him unconscious.

So tonight's fragrant trip has nothing to do with him.

He shouldn't have had anything to do with him.

But at this time, Lu Ping walked out of it.

Sun Qi showed out the rolling pin, quickly hid it behind, and glanced inside with a smile: "That little body is really cute, brother, why don't you go take a bath first, this matter must have a sense of ceremony." ”

How could Lu Ping not see the tricks of these two people.

They all had one hand behind their backs, clearly prepared.

Lu Ping turned around and closed the door, smiled and waved his hand: "Come on, come on, discuss something with the two of you." ”

"What's the matter?" Sun Qi followed suspiciously.

Liu Xuefu turned around and was facing Lu Ping, ready to go out at any time.

Lu Ping walked to the kitchen on his own, not knowing what he was looking for.

Liu and Sun began to deliberately create an atmosphere of dialogue to attract Lu Ping's attention, and then took the opportunity to take each other down.

"Brother Qi, is there a set?"

"Use a butt sleeve, you like the feeling of being bound?"

"What if she gets pregnant?"

"Pregnant is pregnant, who knows whose it is?"

"Then ...... Don't wear it?"

“......”

At this time, Lu Ping walked out of the kitchen, and on his hands, he was wearing a pair of rubber gloves for washing dishes, the kind that were very elastic. Yellow, very conspicuous.

Sun Qi quietly squeezed his eyes at Liu Xuefu, hinting at the opportunity.

"Wow, you're wearing a pair of gloves...... Haha, brother, you're really good at playing, I understand, I understand!" Sun Qi couldn't help but praise.

Liu Xuefu asked: "What do you know, Brother Qi?"

"He wanted to...... The picture is too dirty to describe. Sun Qi smacked his mouth.

Liu Xuefu exclaimed: "I seem to understand, Lu ...... Lu Ping, you kid is quite neat, it's still ...... You're awesome, you're awesome!" he felt that the scene really couldn't be described.

Lu Ping put on the gloves further and smiled: "Actually, I prepared this for you." ”

"Give it to us?" Liu Xuefu asked rhetorically: "We don't need it, just now Brother Qi and I were discussing whether to wear a condom or not, and I don't wear it anymore, why do you wear a pair of gloves to show that you are clean?"

Lu Ping nodded: "That's right, I'm really afraid of getting my hands dirty." Disgusting. ”

"Is it good for people to take a bath every day, where is it disgusting? I am very willing to put my mouth down!" Liu Xuefu imagined Gu Pan's crystal clear appearance, and his body's reaction became stronger and stronger.

Sun Qi is also the same mind, I feel that this guy is too hypocritical, and he still wears a pair of gloves?

Lu Ping explained: "I didn't say Gu Pan, I said the two." ”

Liu Xuefu frowned: "What do you mean?"

Sun Qi looked at Lu Ping with a frightened expression, pointed behind him and shouted, "You are behind...... Behind you...... What's that, it's scary!"

Liu Xuefu glanced at it, what is there?

But he immediately felt Sun Qi smash him with his arm, and he suddenly understood.

It's still Brother Qi who is resourceful!

......

in the bedroom.

Gu Pan lay there quietly, a little restless.

After Lu Ping hugged her in just now, he leaned on her ear and said: "Lie down and don't make a sound, wait for me to call you!"

After hearing this, Gu Pan was both surprised and worried, she saw that Lu Ping didn't really want to be in the same league with those two beasts, his heart was still kind and pure!

But he is alone, and the other party is two people, can he drive them away?

Gu Pan took the mobile phone and tried it a few times, and wanted to call the police, but he was worried that Liu Xuefu would hear and see it, and then he would jump over the wall in a hurry, and at the same time, he would even more affect Lu Ping.

What to do?

In desperation, Gu Pan got out of the bed barefoot, tiptoed to the bedside table, and took out a pair of scissors from it.

Anyway, she swore to die not to be humiliated.

That's how it was done on TV.

The phone rings...... Ouch!

Gu Pan was taken aback, hurriedly lay back on the bed, opened it and looked, it was my aunt calling.

Carefully put the mobile phone to his ear, and there was a loud laugh from my aunt: "Pan'er, have you slept? I want to tell you a big happy event, Xuefu's father asked the matchmaker to pass the word again today, saying that it was your eleventh engagement, wasn't the bride price originally said according to the custom was 80,000, people think it is too little to take it out, guess how much they have added? 220,000 ah! The matchmaker said, this is an auspicious number, there is a special ...... Hey, Pan'er, are you listening? Are you happy? How's that, the boyfriend that my aunt introduced you to is generous, right? Talented, good-looking, and rich, where is this kind of good husband going to find with a lantern? Oh yes, to whisper, my aunt still hopes that he can be good in that aspect, so it's even more perfect, isn't it? You tell your aunt, have you and Xuefu already tasted the forbidden fruit? He ...... How's he doing? Hey, hey, hey...... Hey......"

Gu Pan bit his lip tightly, wanting to cry without tears.

Auntie, auntie, what are you asking me to say about you?

At this time, she suddenly heard a cry outside, and she was stunned.

Was it Lu Ping, who was ......?

Broken, broken, broken!

Without much thought, she got out of bed barefoot and trotted out.

Fortunately, Lu Ping is fine, he is pulling his gloves outside.

What was he doing with gloves?

But what happened to Liu Xuefu and that Sun Qi?

They were clutching their crotches and stumbling to the ground.

Lu Ping turned his head and threw the pair of plastic gloves back into the kitchen, and said with a smile at Gu Pan: "You tell your aunt that he no longer has that function! As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Liu Xuefu, and then Sun Qi.

What do you mean? Gu Pan's brain made up for it, and he understood it instantly.

There was a hint of surprise on her face, but then she was very surprised, the aunt was calling her in the bedroom, and he could hear it?

How is this possible?

Liu Xuefu covered there, rolling on the ground in pain.

Sun Qi was a little better, sitting there paralyzed, his legs trembling, beads of sweat dripping from his face.

In addition to the pain, they also realized a truth: this person is too ruthless!

The scene just now is shocking!

The future will be unforgettable!

Sun Qi deliberately shook Lu Ping, originally intending to sneak attack from behind, and knock over this kid with a rolling pin. After all, if he is not familiar with him, how can he be qualified to enjoy the warmth of a beautiful girl with him?

But they weren't fooled at all.

On the contrary, with a gloomy face, an arrow stepped up to meet him.

It was so fast that they didn't have time to react.

Immediately after that, their respective sacred parts were pinched in his hands by him and squeezed fiercely!

That kind of cool sourness......

Only then did they understand the real reason why the other person was wearing gloves.

At this time, Lu Ping bent down, picked up the kitchen knife and rolling pin that fell on the ground, stepped forward and handed them to Gu Pan's hand, and said, "Come, put the guys away, these are all cooking tools, don't throw them around." ”

Gu Pan was confused: "I didn't throw them around, they ...... Aren't they always ......in the kitchen?

Lu Ping glanced at the two of them: "They seem to be hungry and want to cook." By the way, do you have eggs at home?"

Gu Pan asked rhetorically: "What, are you hungry too?"

Lu Ping said: "Just ask if you have it?"

"Yes, of course. Gu Pan said with an affirmative face: "Who doesn't have eggs at home, this is a common food." ”

Lu Ping said: "Take a few out, your ex-boyfriend, and his friend, they need it." ”

Gu Pan glared at the two people with disgust: "They want to ...... me If they want to treat me like that, I still have to take care of the food?Lu Ping, why are you so compassionate...... By the way, how did they get to be like this? You...... You hit it?"

Lu Ping smiled: "Monkeys steal peaches, you know." ”

"Huh...... So ruthless?" Although Gu Pan is a girl, she can also imagine the sourness in it, and after she lowered her tongue, the girl immediately changed into a smiling face: "Lu Ping, you are so powerful, you really relieve your hatred!" But will they really ...... Later...... Is there any ......?"

Lu Ping commanded her: "What, do you still expect them to harm others in the future?"

"No, no!" Gu Pan hurriedly explained: "Beasts like them deserve to be eunuchs, they deserve to be ......"

"Okay, don't fall into the well, don't go get eggs!"

"Okay, just go get it, how many do you get?"

"The more the merrier. ”

Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi, who were paralyzed on the ground, looked at each other for a moment.

They couldn't understand Lu Ping's thoughts.

Could it be that he is really kind-hearted and wants to take care of the food?

Nima! This thing has crushed our treasures, and it is useless to come and offer hospitality again?

Never spare him!

We must let him pay for his blood debts!

The key is that now that I have been injured and weak, I am afraid that I will have to slow down first.

In this situation, it may be better to ask for foreign help to come and get him and kill him!

Gu Pan walked out of the kitchen with a few raw eggs in his hand and looked at Lu Ping with a sense of anticipation.

She wanted to see what he wanted eggs for.

Do you have to eat it raw, or with boiling water?

Gu Pan knows that there is a way to eat, that is, beat the raw eggs in a bowl, and then pour them with boiling water, the eggs will be scalded like a goddess scattered flowers, and then put some sugar in the bowl and pour a few drops of sesame oil, which is simply a delicious taste with high nutritional value.

Well, it seems that this land driver is very good at health.

Lu Ping took an egg from Gu Pan's hand, stepped forward, squatted in front of Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi, and said with a sympathetic face: "Maybe it came too suddenly just now, you haven't had time to experience it carefully, I'll help you feel it again, look here!"

As he spoke, he grabbed one of the eggs.

Bend your fingers, slam your fingers!

The eggs are broken.