Liu Xuefu immediately felt a convulsion there.

Sun Qi also felt a chill under his crotch, and the cold sweat on his face flowed more and faster.

They had only experienced it once just now, but they realized the greatest pain and sorrow as a man, and they were embarrassed and unbearable.

But Lu Ping stubbornly helped them feel it again.

It can be regarded as a deepening impression.

Oh, no, there is.

Lu Ping then took another egg from Gu Pan's hand, and when he grabbed it, the egg broke again.

Hold again.

The eggs are broken again.

And so on, the egg broke a dozen times.

It's so special that it touches the scene.

Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi were a little overwhelmed, which was a kind of physical and spiritual double sourness.

I've never seen such a playful master, it's just too insulting!

Gu Pan witnessed the change in the complicated expressions on the faces of these two animals, and her mood gradually improved, as if she had forgotten the fact that just now, she was almost forcibly defiled by these two.

She laughed!

She finally laughed!

She smiled so beautifully, like a spring flower.

Blow away all troubles, all sorrows.

Lu Ping also deliberately left two eggs for Gu Panye, and asked her with a smile: "Do you want to try it too?"

"You're too bad, Lu Ping. Gu Pan couldn't close her mouth with a smile, and she had to take extraordinary measures to treat this kind of wicked person, she looked down at the eggs in her hand, and complained: "Only leave two for others!"

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Girl, how many more do you want?"

Gu Pan also learned to laugh evilly: "I would have bought a few more catties if I knew it." Lu Ping, quick, take a photo with your phone to commemorate it, you must capture the expressions of these two big hooligans, it's time to show the real technique......"

If the girl plays, she is more ruthless than anyone else!

"Can't open the beauty?" Lu Ping had already taken out his mobile phone, which seemed to be a copycat but was actually worth millions of euros.

Gu Pan grinned and said, "It's okay to open it." Your phone can't work, change my shot. ”

"It's high!" Lu Ping said and turned on the camera.

Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi were about to cry.

Don't bring such a falling stone!

Their faces looked like pork livers that had been put in for 800 years.

With this look, I'm afraid it makes no difference whether you can open it or not.

The flash flashes beautifully, but it's terrifying.

The lights are flickering, and the eggs are aching.

The lights went out, and the eggs still hurt.

Gu Pan's squatting appearance is very cute and cute, and her hands are very tender but small, and an egg is held in her hand, and there is a feeling that she can't wrap it.

But it's more of a powerful visual impact.

Liu Xuefu looked at it with blank eyes, wanting to cry without tears.

In this situation, Sun Qi's focus even moved to the small white nenai exposed under Gu Pan's nightdress. But no matter how pleasant the scenery is, he doesn't seem to listen to it. Yes, there is a pain called 'disobedience'.

Gu Pan began to use his little brute force to grab the egg.

Wow, the egg is broken.

The two of them reflexively covered their faces downward, and they were shocked.

At the same time, the flash flashed in a row.

Lu Ping took a continuous shot, and dozens of photos flew onto the screen like bullets fired in bursts.

"Hee-hee, it's a little embarrassing, also!" Gu Pan blushed for a moment, and then put another egg in the palm of his hand.

Lu Ping emphasized: "It's all adults, sister, what are you pretending, come again!"

Bang!

The last egg was also broken.

The flash flashed wildly, and the two of them went crazy for a while.

But this time there was no fun, and the eggs were all shattered.

Liu Xuefu wanted to hug Sun Qi and cry, and tonight recorded the greatest shame in their lives.

"I'll see, I'll see. Gu Pan took a few tissues from the dining table and wiped them on her hands, sticky, if she usually made her hands like this, she would definitely feel distressed, but today is different from the past.

Lu Ping smiled: "I'll pass it to you in a while, the file is a bit big, do you have enough memory?"

Gu Pan pouted: "How much memory can just a few pictures occupy?"

Lu Ping didn't explain, but looked at the embarrassed two in front of him with interest, and said thoughtfully: "Okay, the body has also been experienced, and the impression has deepened, we have to go to bed early......

Gu Pan interrupted him: "What are you talking about, who wants to sleep with you?"

"Separate! sleep separately, right?" Lu Ping glanced at her: "Just you can chew the words, right? I'm chatting with the two of you, don't interject, okay? Where did you just go...... Oh, yes, we have to sleep and rest separately, so we don't keep you anymore, can you understand......? Rich, and this grandson...... Sun JJ. ”

Sun Qi was embarrassed, and quickly emphasized: "My name is Sun Qi, that word is strange, strange and strange!"

Lu Ping said: "But it's a polyphonic word, and it also reads chicken, jj, odd odd!"

Sun Qi said with a white face: "But I pronounce qi in my name!

"Just now you said it was strange and strange, and it became strange and strange again, and it was terrible to be uneducated. Lu Ping despised him, just to deliberately tease him, which was a good feeling.

Sun Qi was so angry that he was about to hit the wall.

Gu Pan stood there smiling.

"Brother Qi, or we'll go first. Liu Xuefu couldn't stay any longer, so he put forward his own suggestions.

Sun Qi sighed and nodded. He felt that the top priority now was to go to the hospital and heal his injuries no matter how much money he spent. Secondly, it is necessary to discuss how to avenge the blood hatred.

After reaching an agreement, the two tacitly supported each other and stood up.

"How can it be so easy, just leave?" Lu Ping's face was gloomy, and he took a cigarette into his mouth and looked over: "After doing such a shameless deed, you still want to leave?"

Liu Xuefu hesitated for a moment and argued: "You just said that you won't keep us." ”

Sun Qi was a little more rational and said: "First of all, we didn't succeed, we failed, and secondly, we have become what we are now...... So, what else do you want?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "It seems that you still haven't understood, you can provoke anyone in this world, but if you provoke me, it will not be so easy." Give you a little more time, and call someone to come and get the money to ransom them. No one came to pick it up for half an hour, and every ten minutes I broke one of your dog's legs. After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Gu Pan: "Sister, go take out the rolling pin and start the countdown." ”

Yes?

Still losing money?

Liu Sun and the others blushed, feeling that today was completely planted.

For a while, they really wanted to kneel down and kowtow to this hero.

But it didn't.

They've kept some of their male nature.

"The two of you discuss first, time is limited, I hope to cherish it. Lu Ping held a rolling pin in his hand and sat on the sofa with Gu Pan.

Turn on the TV and see what good shows are available to kill time.

Gu Pan glanced over there a few times from time to time, and his mood was very complicated......

Lu Ping smiled: "Actually, it's okay to go to bed later, it's a big deal that I'll drive you to work tomorrow." ”

Gu Pan forced his gaze: "You mean, you want to stay here at night?"

"Well, I don't mean that, you think too much sister. Lu Ping smiled bitterly.

Gu Pan said: "Then I'll be relieved, but ......"

"But what?"

"It's nothing, just watch this stage!"

Lu Ping didn't listen to her, but found a health lecture program.

The title of this lecture is: 36 Health Care Facts for Male Reproductive Health (Part II).

Gu Pan smiled hysterically and blushed, this Lu Ping is too bad.

Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi also felt that this guy was necrotic!

I thought it would be over after holding the eggs, but he came out like this again.

Why are you so forceful, and you still stimulate the two of us?

Is there an end?

While Lu Ping and Gu Pan were watching TV, Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi began to discuss quietly.

"Brother Qi, why don't we ...... Let's call the police, if we continue to play, he will be killed by playing, and the police will arrest him, this is a serious injury, and he can be sentenced to a few years!"

"Revenge Nima, report it! Why are we here? People are justified defense, and it is us who sentence them!"

"Oh, oh, yes. But what if he won't let us go?"

"What else can I do if I call someone?"

"Call someone to avenge us? yes, yes, that's it. We have to go to the hospital as soon as possible, go to the hospital as soon as possible, and we should be able to recover soon, after all, medical technology is so advanced now......"

"Avenge Nima, do as he says, call someone to come and redeem us, heal the wounds and then consider revenge! ”

"Makes sense, makes sense. ”

“......”

The two quickly discussed a countermeasure.

That is, do what Lu Ping said first, and then go to the hospital for treatment, after all, preserving the function is the first thing.

When the wound is healed, I will look for him to return the tooth for a tooth.

Anyway, it can't just be left at that.

Sun Qi called the boss of his decoration company, and the other party said that he would arrive later.

He felt that with their boss's connections and strength, he might be able to settle today's matter without spending money.

It is not impossible to even help them take revenge on the spot.

For a while, the light of hope ignited in the hearts of the two of them.

"Finished calling?" Lu Ping beckoned to them: "Then don't wait there, come and watch the lecture together, it's very right." Well, this expert is really good, professional enough!"

After Sun Qi and Liu Xuefu glanced at each other, they really sat down.

There is a saying that what is lacking makes up for something, and they look at it very seriously, although the feeling of touching the scene is very sour.

Gu Pan turned his head shyly from time to time, his face was red and white for a while, and sometimes he couldn't stop laughing.

It's really a bit hard for her to watch this kind of male show.

Fortunately, the minority obeys the majority, and the audience has demand.

Lu Ping saw Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi looking focused, and felt that they were quite pitiful.

Alas, they are still in the dark?

No, no, let's tell them the truth!

"You two, I know that you two are in a situation where you need to know more about male reproductive health, but ...... But I had to ...... Forget it, you should take a serious look, don't press yourself with more knowledge. You won't need it even if you see it. Lu Ping said matter-of-factly, shaking his head with a regretful expression.

Gu Pan felt that there was a mystery hidden in these words.

Liu Xuefu suddenly panicked in his heart: "You...... What do you mean?"

Sun Qi also asked in surprise: "You mean...... We're ...... This injury can't be healed and can't be recovered? Impossible, impossible, the current level of medicine is so advanced. ”

"Trust me, you two are really hopeless in this situation. What I hold, I know in my heart. Lu Ping said with a sincere face.

Sun Qi was shocked again: "Lie, you must be lying to us! I ...... it now." It doesn't hurt much anymore. ”

Liu Xuefu also agreed: "Me too." ”

"It's because it doesn't hurt anymore that I ......" Lu Ping couldn't bear to continue, but pointed to the TV and said, "Don't worry about this for now, let's watch the lecture." Although you two don't need it, you can help and educate your son, and reproductive health should be grasped from an early age...... It's not right, you don't have that function anymore, and it's a problem to marry a daughter-in-law and children, let alone have a son. Let me think about it, do you still have younger brothers and nephews at home or something, if so, it's not in vain to look at it......"

Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi were messy when they heard this.

Don't bring such a playful person! It's too special to bully people!

If they hadn't accidentally turned into soft eggs and lost a little strength, they really wanted to go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife and fight with this kid!

Gu Pan presented Lu Ping with a 'Best Friend Award' with his eyes.

She was originally a kind girl.

But what's going on today?

How did you see Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi being tortured by Lu Ping, brutally tortured, from physical to mental.

And she became more and more happy, and more and more happy?

I've never been so happy, happy, what an unforgettable night!

Good for a steady, bad for the president driver.

What a ...... I really want to reward him with a big fragrant kiss!