Chapter 554: You're a Conniving Criminal
The pattern is different.
Each other's worldviews are also different.
on this.
Lu Ping said it was understandable.
But since she promised Zheng Liying to help her father quit gambling, she had to guard against arrogance and rashness.
Lu Ping was about to speak, but Zheng Liying took out the envelope containing 10,000 yuan in cash from her bag, shook it in front of Zheng Dongqiang, and said, "Dad, look at you, how good this Brother Lu is to me, I haven't gone to work yet, so their property company will ...... first He gave me an advance of 10,000 yuan in wages. Moreover, I was the supervisor as soon as I went. You haven't seen it, the community they serve is high-end, it's a villa community. ”
Zheng Dongqiang was stunned for a moment, and stretched out his hand to point forward: "You have money in this envelope?"
Zheng Liying nodded deeply: "Yes, it's money, 10,000 yuan." ”
Zheng Dongqiang urged: "Open it and let me take a look." ”
Zheng Liying opened the envelope, took out the whole pile of banknotes, and handed it to Zheng Dongqiang.
"Yo, it's real money. Zheng Dongqiang saw the banknotes as if he had seen his own father, his eyes were full of green light, and he asked without squinting: "Is this the salary they paid you in advance?"
Zheng Liying replied: "It's not, so Brother Lu Ping is still more reliable in this regard." ”
When Lu Ping heard this, he felt a little unhappy in his heart.
What does it mean to be reliable in this regard?
Something else is unreliable?
"That'...... Then you're welcome, according to international practice, these ...... Do you have to honor your father in the first month's salary? Xiaoying, you are a filial daughter, a good girl. Zheng Dongqiang smiled and stuffed the money into his pocket, he really wanted to come to something, he was worried that he had no gambling money, and 10,000 yuan came.
Hmmm?
Lu Ping pursed his lips, feeling that this was really a superb father.
Even the three friends brought by Zheng Dongqiang are a little unaccustomed to it, how can there be such a father?
Zheng Liying said with a blank face: "Dad, are you going to gamble again......? My mom is angry with you, and you're still ...... Give me the money back!"
Zheng Dongqiang simply threw away the kitchen knife and covered his pocket tightly with both hands: "Don't move, don't move, with this 10,000 yuan capital, I ...... I can win a lot if I work hard. Oh, sell the house, hurry up and sell the house, won't we have money? We have several houses, just keep one to live in...... That's it, the rest is sold. ”
Zheng Liying complained: "Dad, you didn't sell the house to find a job for me, but to raise gambling funds for yourself, right?"
Zheng Dongqiang emphasized: "There are both aspects, both of which are taken into account. Hehe, I'm looking for a fortune teller, this time I will definitely be able to win back all the losses I lost before, a good life for you two mothers and sons......"
Zheng Liying interrupted him: "Dad, nine out of ten bets are lost!"
Zheng Dongqiang said: "Isn't there still a win? This is much more likely than buying a lottery ticket to win." ”
Hearing this, Lu Ping couldn't help but look blank.
This is really an obsessive gambler.
In order to gamble, not only has he cultivated a cheeky face that is invulnerable, but also eloquence and persuasion, all of which are rule-based, reasonable, and good at motivating people.
"Uncle landlord, in fact, I have a good suggestion......" Seeing Zheng Dongqiang and his daughter arguing in front of him, Lu Ping couldn't find the entrance to speak, so he could only forcibly insert it.
Zheng Dongqiang glared at him and interrupted him: "Don't call me landlord, I will no longer be your landlord in the future, do you hear? Hurry up and move out, I'm going to sell the house! You said that you are young, are you an old man? Lao Lai will not leave my house." You said that I would really cut you with a few knives, but you couldn't eat it. But don't force me, I'll really cut you if you're in a hurry. ”
Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "If it weren't for the fact that you are Xiao Zheng's sister's family, I would ...... Forget it, so be it......"
Zheng Dongqiang forcibly interrupted again: "What is this, what is this? Don't fix these useless things! Hmph, I can see it, you have taken a fancy to the property of our family." Oh, and my daughter Xiaoying. You introduce him to a job and give her 10,000 yuan, you ...... You're definitely not at ease. You...... You're a liar. ”
Zheng Liying hurriedly said: "Dad, why don't people have a good heart? It was he who gave us money, not us." ”
"Simple! You are too simple, do you know the girl?" Zheng Dongqiang said in a matter-of-fact manner: "He is putting a long line to catch a big fish, he wants to ...... He wants to soak you, he wants to cook raw rice and mature rice to be the son-in-law of the Zheng family. Bah, don't fall for him. Let me tell you Xiaoying, you must stay away from this person everywhere, he ...... Dig a hole for you!"
Burst......
Lu Ping was stunned for a while.
At this time, a friend brought by Zheng Dongqiang suddenly said with interest: "Brother Qiang, my son Xiaoguier is about the same age as your daughter, and she is also handsome. ”
Another friend was also inspired: "My son works in a state-owned enterprise and is a manager. ”
The rest sighed again and again: "Alas, alas, alas." The big fat girl in my family doesn't know if she can get married in this life......"
"Your little noble son looks like Pan Changjiang, and can also match my daughter Zheng Dongqiang? And your eldest son, isn't he a security guard at the power plant, so what is there to be proud of?" Zheng Dongqiang slammed his three gamblers one by one, and hit the nail on the head and said: "And the fat girl of your family, it is indeed too long...... Nobody wants it. Still, I had a good idea to get her married. ”
The friend asked, "What's the idea?"
Zheng Dongqiang said a breakthrough: "The casino bet on her to deliberately lose the card, anyway, she is willing to gamble and lose, and will not return." ”
The friend looked dazed: "Lao Zheng, you ......"
Lu Ping felt that this landlord was too talented.
If he wasn't a gambler, he might have been able to make a difference in other areas.
Anyway, he is very open-minded and has a lot of ideas, so he is more suitable...... Go to the restaurant as a waiter and order food.
"Okay, okay, you can discuss these issues separately when you go back. Lu Ping wasted no time in interrupting their conversation, waved his finger at the air conditioner on the wall, and said, "I seem to see it, dare you come to my house to rub the air conditioner?" Now the electricity bill is so expensive, I have to pay for it." As a landlord, it is extremely undesirable for you to go to the tenant's house to rub the air conditioner, which belongs to the ...... It is a wanton encroachment on the interests of tenants, although you can't be punished, but you don't have a bad conscience?"
Hmmm?
Zheng Dongqiang and the three gamblers looked at each other.
Zheng Liying lost no time in reminding Lu Ping softly: "Brother, the air conditioner is not on." ”
Zheng Dongqiang glanced up at the air-conditioner, and said with a smile: "Boy, are you so bad?" Now, it's already autumn, and the air-conditioned girl has long been suspended from her job, and it will take more than half a year to take up her post. Who's rubbing your air conditioner? What's the matter, you're still touching porcelain? It's not okay to chat, what kind of air conditioner do you mention when you talk about selling a house?"
Gamblers with humor.
This eloquence is a fight with what I have.
Lu Ping emphasized: "Ladies and gentlemen, please note that you came to my house with knives, guns and sticks, who touched whose porcelain? Yes, the air conditioner was not turned on, but I provided it, it was useless for you." Who is to blame?"
Friend B exclaimed, "Brother Qiang, he said we are useless!"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "What, did you use it?"
"We're just useless!" Zheng Dongqiang pleaded unclearly, and immediately felt that something was wrong.
Lu Ping didn't mind playing a game with this strong but very funny landlord uncle, so he said: "I'll give you the simplest example, for example, you have a 10G data package in a mobile company, but you have WIFI at home, so this traffic is useless at all, do you don't have to pay this package fee?"
Well?
Makes sense!
Zheng Dongqiang felt that his tenant's eloquence was quite good.
Zheng Liying pursed her lips and thought to herself, what is the situation today?
Fallacy Debate?
But that's fine.
I thought that my father brought someone to kill him with a murder weapon, and he wanted to move seriously.
Now it seems that the atmosphere has become quite witty.
So I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"What are you...... Let's not talk about air conditioning, nor about packages. Let's talk about this house!" Zheng Dongqiang felt that he had too much to talk after drinking, so he picked up the bright kitchen knife again, and said with a gloomy face: "You make a statement, move or not, if you don't move, we will cut you!"
This style of painting is getting too fast, isn't it?
Zheng Liying was a little caught off guard, her little heart was beating again, and she hurriedly said, "Dad, you put down the knife first." ”
Lu Ping smiled: "Let's not talk about moving or not, I have a topic that you are more interested in." ”
Zheng Dongqiang asked, "What topic?"
Lu Ping said: "Don't you love to gamble? I'll organize a gambling game, you go over to participate, do you dare?"
When a gambler hears the word 'gamble', it is like a pervert hearing 'beauty', and Zheng Dongqiang's eyes are shining: "You...... Can you really get it together? Look at you...... If you can really put it together, I'll let you stay for a few more days!"
Lu Ping said: "I not only want to give you a game, but I am also ready to provide you with gambling funds! If you win, you will be counted, and if you lose, I will admit it, what do you think?"
Zheng Dongqiang looked skeptical: "Really, you are not stupid." ”
Lu Ping said: "Is one million enough? If it's not enough, I can add it to you!"
"What? you...... Do you have a million?" Zheng Dongqiang didn't believe it even more, turned his head and looked at the three gamblers again, and said with a sigh: "He said he had a million, do you believe it?"
Gambling friend A: "I believe he is a ghost! With so much money, you still live in your land?"
Gambler B: "Besides, if you have the money, you can buy a set by yourself, and you still need to rent a house to live in?"
Gambler C: "He specified no." He may or may not lend it to you. ”
Zheng Liying was even more dazed.
She really didn't understand what Brother Lu Ping wanted to do.
Lu Ping shook his mobile phone and urged Zheng Dongqiang: "You give me an account, and I'll transfer it to you." ”
"Really?" Zheng Dongqiang put down the kitchen knife in a fog, always feeling that all this sounded too fantastical, but greed was not enough to swallow the elephant, he still had the attitude of trying it out, and found a string of bank numbers from his mobile phone.
It won't take a while.
Zheng Dongqiang's mobile phone came with a text message prompt tone.
He opened it and looked at it, and was directly dumbfounded, the money had really arrived.
Hands are shaking, hearts are howling.
"Oh my God, oh God, it's a million...... One million, really a million?" Zheng Dongqiang, in order to confirm the authenticity of this news, simply twisted his cheeks a few times with his hand, it hurt, not a dream.
Everyone was shocked.
Zheng Liying couldn't help but exclaim: "Brother Lu Ping, you won't really transfer my father...... Transferred the money, right? He ...... He's going to give you all the loss, he'...... Alas, Dad, give it back to others!"
Lu Ping smiled: "He can use it, anyway, I have no concept of money, and I sleep on the card all day long." ”
Zheng Dongqiang, like Fan Jinzhongju, worshiped the numbers on his mobile phone for a while, and then instantly changed his attitude towards Lu Ping, like a kind elder, and said: "Well, this guy is good, this guy is good." Xiaoying, haven't you seen it yet? People have taken a fancy to you, if you want me to say that this son-in-law is very good, this money should be regarded as the bride price for you to marry my daughter, I will accept it first, hehe, I will accept it first. Although I am not yet the time to be an old man, I dare to conclude that you will definitely be a good son-in-law in the future......"
Well?
For the sake of money, this is too fast to enter the role, right?
Lu Ping walked into the bathroom and made a call, and when he came out, he said, "Uncle landlord, take it and gamble, I'll arrange it for you." I'll send you the address in a moment, be sure to have fun. ”
"Good guy, what a good guy. Zheng Dongqiang walked over and patted Lu Ping's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Child, take good care of Xiaoying in the future, I will be this baby girl." What, take the time to let your in-laws come over, and let's discuss and set a good date. Okay, then I'm going to get rich, you and Xiaoying have a good chat...... Xiaoying, do you know that your attitude is better?"
Zheng Liying looked dazed.
Dare to love your father, this is selling his daughter.
"What are you still stunned for, walking, did you see it, Brother Qiang, I have money now, my son-in-law gave it, one million!" Zheng Dongqiang said with great momentum: "You guys will be a dart for me, and if you win, please drink." , you're still shaking with an iron bar, and your switchblade, it's all rusty and you're still a baby. Throw it down, throw it all down for me! Confess it to me in the future, this handsome guy will be my Zheng family's son-in-law in the future, be polite......"
The charm of money.
Infinitude.
Especially in front of gamblers.
After Zheng Dongqiang called on his gamblers to throw away the guys, he waved his hand at Lu Ping and said with a smile: "Virtuous son-in-law, say goodbye, I will hand over Xiaoying to you, let her accompany you to chat at home and talk about life...... Don't forget to send me the address. ”
Subsequently.
The group excitedly rushed out of the door.
Zheng Liying looked at the back of her father leaving, and stomped her feet anxiously: "Brother Lu, what are you doing here......?" Why did you give him so much money......? He certainly can't afford to pay it back. ”
Lu Ping lost no time in stuffing a cigarette into his mouth and said, "Since I, Lu Ping, promised to help you, I must not break my promise." ”
Zheng Liying couldn't cry or laugh: "You're helping me, you're obviously hurting me." You...... You also encourage him to gamble, you ...... Brother Lu, what are you asking me to say about you......? You're a conniving criminal. Alas. ”
Lu Ping took the lead in sitting back on the sofa, looked at the kitchen knives and sticks and other guys that were discarded at the door, and asked Zheng Liying: "Sister, do you have the phone number of the uncle who collects scrap products in our community? Let him come over and sell these things for scrap iron." ”
Zheng Liying was stunned: "What the hell do you think, Brother Lu?"
Lu Ping patted the sofa next to him and smiled: "Come and sit, sit down and wait for news." ”
Zheng Liying asked rhetorically: "What news are you waiting for?"
Lu Ping smiled incomprehensibly: "You'll know in a moment." ”