Zheng Liying sat on the sofa, her knees tight, and her posture was a little inexplicably awkward.

She couldn't figure out more and more about what she was like as a mysterious tenant, who would sell millions of dollars without even blinking her eyes. How could he rent such a dilapidated community with conditions like his?

As everyone knows.

The real dragon does not choose a hole.

The heavens and the earth are all his habitats.

"Brother Lu Ping, the one million you lent to my father, our family really can't afford to pay it back. He...... He's sure to lose it all. Zheng Liying rubbed her hands anxiously, where is it still like a landlord to a tenant, but like a borrower to a creditor.

Lu Ping smiled and said, "I didn't say I wanted you to pay it back, what are you afraid of?"

Zheng Liying smiled bitterly: "My father's debt will definitely fall on me and my mother in the end." ”

Lu Ping said: "Don't worry about these now, it's not too late...... Do you know how to cook?"

Zheng Liying said with a smile: "Does the following strip count?"

Lu Ping said: "Reluctantly, if you put two eggs in the noodles by the way, you should be able to operate it, is there a problem, sister?"

"It seems that you are really hungry, so you wait, I'll do it. Zheng Liying stood up with a complicated expression and walked into the kitchen.

Lu Ping looked at her back, thoughtful.

Pretty nice little landlord, who am I not helping her?

Who told me to be so helpful?

While Zheng Liying went to order the noodles, Lu Ping hid in the bedroom again and called Deng Zhankui.

That's right, the gambling game that Zheng Dongqiang went to participate in was the game of the gambling king Deng Zhankui's group.

Lu Ping spoke, and he was naturally willing to serve.

Therefore, it must be an unforgettable night for Zheng Dongqiang.

"Brother Deng, has my landlord arrived?"

"Brother, it's here. Just arrived. After a while, I asked a few apprentices to play with him. ”

"I don't worry about anything else, remember to win back the million and give it back to me. ”

"Haha, if you don't worry, I'll transfer it to you now?"

"Brother Deng, don't you underestimate people? You don't know, I, Lu Ping, have always had no concept of money. So I just want to ask, which bank card do you use, and is the handling fee high? I suggest you use mobile banking to transfer money, which is said to save handling fees, and if you want to use one million, you can also save dozens of dollars......

“……”

After hanging up the phone.

Lu Ping returned to the living room with a cigarette in his mouth.

Zheng Liying is standing in the kitchen and busy, although she is not a professional chef at first glance, she is very serious.

Not bad.

It will be promoted in the future.

After a while, Zheng Liying walked out of the kitchen with a large bowl of noodles.

Lu Ping sniffed it and asked, "Did you put sesame oil?"

Zheng Liying shook her head: "No...... No. I'll get it. ”

Lu Ping said: "In this way, you go and pound the garlic again, get some garlic paste and put some vinegar, and I will eat noodles to add this bite." ”

Huh? He still thinks of himself as a maid?

Zheng Liying pouted and looked over: "Eating garlic will cause bad breath." ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "And then?"

Zheng Liying said: "Then others will smell uncomfortable and will hide from you." You don't want to do that, do you?"

Lu Ping said in one sentence: "Still making excuses." It seems that you just don't want to do it, and you forgot what your father told you when he left? ”

Zheng Liying corrected: "That's not what my dad said......!

Her face flushed as she spoke.

Yes, after receiving the million, my father just called out one by one, it was simply the rhythm of preparing for an arranged marriage.

"I'd better go and pound the garlic for you, brother, wait a minute. Zheng Liying turned around and couldn't help but stick out her tongue, and an inexplicable thought suddenly crossed her mind.

In fact, he is quite handsome as a tenant.

He's still an invisible rich man.

In the process of pounding garlic, Zheng Liying's heart suddenly sprouted.

Lu Ping ate the noodles very devotedly, and the feeling of slippery and slippery was very smooth.

This kind of comfortable little life is really rare.

"By the way, the little landlord, you can call the landlord back now. Lu Ping said while wiping the corners of his mouth.

"Ah, brother, are you really going to listen to my dad? Don't scare me. Zheng Liying's cheek-holding arm almost couldn't support it, and her chin almost hit the coffee table.

Lu Ping was confused: "What's wrong with your dad?"

Zheng Liying said: "Didn't my dad say let ...... Let you ...... with me Oops, shame on you. ”

Lu Ping cried and laughed: "What do you want, sister, I asked you to call your mother back because ...... Your dad ......"

While talking.

Lu Ping suddenly heard a movement outside the window.

To be exact, there is movement under the windows of the living room and bedroom.

After listening carefully, Lu Ping frowned slightly. Both of them are coming?

facades.

Two figures, one black and one white, are ghostly climbing upward.

The movements are fluttering and flickering, like flying immortals out of the sky.

Wrong.

It should be said that it is a flying ghost from outside the sky.

When the residents on the upper floor next door saw it, they thought they were dazzled.

What are those two?

It's fluttering, like a black and white gown.

Whose clothes fell off the roof of the building?

That's not right.

It's obviously an upside-down picture.

The inexplicable mess in the heart of this resident.

in the living room.

"What are you looking at, brother?" asked Zheng Liying.

Lu Ping thought for a moment and said, "Little landlord, let me ask you, have you ever heard of black and white impermanence?"

Zheng Liying said with a puzzled expression: "Why did you suddenly ask this? The two ghosts who caught people's ghosts, one black and one white, the Qin Cha of Lord Yama." ”

Lu Ping said: "Then are you afraid of ghosts?"

Zheng Liying emphasized: "There are no ghosts in this world at all. Brother, how did you become a god?"

Lu Ping nodded: "Your judgment is right." But...... It's such a sister, black and white impermanence will climb in through the window of my house for a while, don't be afraid. ”

Zheng Liying couldn't keep up with the rhythm: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

Lu Ping explained: "Of course, they are not the black and white impermanence around Lord Yama, they ...... They're a couple of clown actors, and they'd like to ask me to do them a little favor tonight. So, I'm going to tell you about these things first. I'm going to leave for a moment, you...... Can you just help me look after the house for a while?"

Zheng Liying was stunned: "Is the clown actor ugly?"

Lu Ping said: "It's uglier than the black and white impermanence on TV." ”

Zheng Liying nodded as if she didn't understand: "Then can I take a photo with them later?"

"This ...... This ......" Lu Ping said with a heavy burden of humiliation: "Okay, they will come in a while, I will try to discuss it with them." ”

Zheng Liying sneered: "If I believe you, I won't be a fool?" Brother, I can't understand a word of what you said tonight. I'm wondering if you crossed over from Mars?"

Broken, broken, broken.

Lu Ping turned his head and looked at it, exclaiming that it was not good.

Patronized and talked to the little landlord, and forgot to go over and open the window.

Boom!

Boom!

Two loud bangs.

Lu Ping turned around and greeted him.

A black impermanence dressed in black broke through the window, looking like a superman. No, it should be said that it is a super ghost.

In the bedroom, Bai Wuchang's action of breaking the window is obviously more handsome than Hei Wuchang, but unfortunately, others can't see it at all.

But as soon as he broke the window, he made a detour and joined up with the black impermanence.

Zheng Liying only felt that a ghostly white shadow floated in front of her, as if it was nothing. Immediately afterward, she found that in front of the living room window, there were two hideous and terrifying ......, one black and one white Is it human?

Is it really black and white?

Even if Lu Ping informed her in advance just now, she was still shocked in her heart.

For a while, I was sweating through my clothes and frightened.

"Actually, you can knock on the door and come in, why do you have to climb the window? Lu Ping smiled at the black and white impermanence, but he laughed at them.

The other party's calmness surprised them.

If a normal person sees himself, how can he dare to talk and laugh like this?

I'm scared to death.

Hei Wuchang glanced at Lu Ping, turned his head and said, "Lao Bai, this time this is definitely the real Lu Ping, there will be no mistake." ”

Bai Wuchang looked up at the frightened Zheng Liying, and sneered: "There is still a beautiful girl in the house, this kid is not shallow, but unfortunately he will have no pastime in the future." ”

"Yo, really, do you want to catch it all together?" Hei Wuchang's eyes lit up, staring at Zheng Liying and analyzing various data.

Bai Wuchang responded: "I think it's okay, it's enough for the two of us to play for a night, hehe, this trip is not in vain." ”

"Two, two, look here!" Lu Ping raised a hand, attracting their attention, and then said earnestly: "I know your intentions, so I'm going to take you to find the 'mysterious man'." ”

Huh?

Black and white impermanence suddenly looked at each other.

Does this guy know how to tell fortunes? How does he know?

Could it be that the fake Lu Ping with a mouthful of big yellow teeth revealed it to him?

"Old Black, I don't think it's a shortcoming. What do you think?" Bai Wuchang seemed to have a strange feeling that he couldn't pull out the after taking off his pants.

Hei Wuchang followed: "I feel this way too, as if it's like ...... It's as if I was admitted to college before I even went to high school, and the surprise came too suddenly. Rub!"

Bai Wuchang vigilantly reminded: "It's too smooth, beware of fraud." ”

The scene in front of them really can't help but make them suspicious.

Tonight's plan to break the window and capture people, they have all rehearsed it many times in their hearts, including discovering Lu Ping's residence, the location of the broken window, the fight after entering, the pressure, and the interrogation process after taking away, all of which have been carefully planned and studied.

But I didn't expect it.

As soon as the first step of this series of processes was completed, the other party took the initiative to confess.

Irrationality.

Absolutely unreasonable.

Hei Wuchang nodded fiercely, then threw a fierce look at Lu Ping, and said sharply: "Come on, who is the mysterious person behind the scenes?"

Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "Aren't I about to take you to meet him?"

Bai Wuchang sneered: "Who is his surname, where does he come from, and where does he live?"

Hei Wuchang echoed: "Yes, this is the key point! Find the key point first, and then we will go with him! Nima's, dare to trick us to try!"

Lu Ping pursed his lips and said, "The question is so detailed, it seems that you, like Hou Shijie, are also afraid of mysterious people." ”

Bai Wuchang looked unconvinced: "Who is afraid of him?"

Hei Wuchang followed: "Only some people will be afraid of us, but no one will be afraid of me...... Without us...... There is no one we are afraid of. ”

"Then why don't you dare to follow me to him? Ask and ask and ask, and say that you are not afraid?" Lu Ping wasted no time in stuffing a cigarette into his mouth, but he fell to the ground by mistake.

Hei Wuchang suddenly realized: "Lao Bai, I can see that this guy is pretending to be calm." ”

Bai Wuchang smiled gloomily: "Waste wood that can't hold the smoke steadily." ”

Lu Ping bent down and picked up the left cigarette, blew the ash on it, and then directly broke the cigarette and threw it into the garbage basket.

Black and White Impermanence thought he was acting strangely.

In fact, Lu Ping has been looking for an entry point to show the enemy's weakness.

After all, he is too calm, and he has already made them suspicious, how can he go with him to meet the mysterious person?

Gotta pretend.

"Wow, you guys turned out to ...... Ouch, it scares me so much. Lu Ping rubbed his eyes, pretended to be very short-sighted and looked at them, took two or three steps back in shock, and trembled his lips as if he had seen a ghost.

The acting is a little exaggerated.

The expression is too mechanical, and there is even some suspicion that the light thunders and does not rain.

Huh? Hei Wuchang looked stunned: "He...... He's unresponsive, and he's only starting to be afraid of us now?"

Bai Wuchang said: "It may be that this position is reflective, he didn't see our faces clearly just now. It's okay to be afraid, but what I'm afraid of is that no one is afraid of us when we look like this, it's so special that there is no sense of accomplishment. ”

Hei Wuchang asked, "Then what should we do next?"

Bai Wuchang said: "Tie up a fart, it's not that we can't control him, let him lead the way!"

Hei Wuchang said with a sigh: "I still think it's a little too smooth, and the few soybean grains in my mouth haven't ...... yet I haven't had time to launch yet, so it's useless. ”

Soybeans?

Lu Ping remembered.

Kong Da Nose once mentioned that this black impermanence is good at mouth spraying concealers.

He can hide hard or even soft objects in his mouth, and use them as weapons to launch like Qiu Qianqi spraying jujube core nails in Tianlong Babu.

Bai Wuchang turned his head and glanced at Hei Wuchang, and suggested, "Then you can show him so that he doesn't dare to play tricks in front of us." He'd never seen anything so powerful. ”

Hei Wuchang pursed his lips: "I'll see it." ”

At this time, Zheng Liying walked over with a curious face.

She carefully looked at the two strange and ugly monsters, one black and one white, in front of her, and couldn't help but chuckle.

She seems to really believe Lu Ping, and thinks these two people are really clown actors.

Merely.

The makeup artist must be very skillful.

Otherwise, how could these two monsters be dressed up so vividly and scared to death.

"Hehe, black and white impermanence?Big Brother Hei and Big Brother Bai, can I take a photo with you?" Zheng Liying took out her mobile phone, first took a few photos of the two of them, and then stood between them generously, and handed the mobile phone to Lu Ping, and instructed: "Brother Lu Ping, you don't object to me taking a photo with these two friends of yours, right?"

Lu Ping looked embarrassed.

This girl is really simple.

"Oh, let's shoot, do you want to open a beautiful face?" Lu Ping asked casually.

Zheng Liying hurriedly said: "No, don't open." If they open the beauty, they don't look like ghosts, and it's not fun. Oh, and don't forget to touch the screen a few times to focus and shoot clearly. Flash...... The flash is turned off, and it is easy to distort when you turn on the flash. ”

Lu Ping nodded: "That's okay." Then I'll shut you down. Stand up, stand up, that, it's dark and impermanent, you lean a little to the left, and the light is a little dim there. Bai Impermanence, you lean in, clothes, brush up your clothes, and your expression is a little more serious...... Okay, come on, just keep this position and don't move, eggplant, scissor hands, come on, cooperate!"

Well?

Well?

Black and white impermanence look at each other.

What are we doing here?

Why is it now a backdrop for a photo shoot at a tourist attraction?