Time.

The atmosphere was at a fever pitch.

Brother Kun has always prided himself on being a reasonable person.

No matter who is right or wrong, he always has to ask things clearly before he does it.

If it's the other party's fault, let's do it first.

If it's the party's fault, then admit the mistake first, and then take the other party to death.

In short, there is no doubt about it.

The fox friends and dog friends brought by Brother Kun obviously knew his routines, and they were commonplace, so it was not surprising.

It's just a little silent mourning for this inconspicuous year in front of me.

Brother Kun hurriedly gathered them together, and asked them to bring the guys, thinking that there was a bad battle to be fought.

Now it seems that he can do it alone.

Brother Kun's employees are also useless, there are so many employees in the coffee shop, they can't even get a social spurt, and they have to let Brother Kun go out in person.

It turns out.

The boss of the bull often raises a group of useless subordinates.

Thinking so, they simply pulled off the stool and sat down, and some even put down everything in their hands, thinking that they were not needed at all.

Lu Ping smiled and said: "The guests come and go freely, what does it have to do with me? Besides, the three of them knelt down, that is what should be kneeling." I educated your staff for you, and you should be grateful to me. What do you say, Brother Kun?"

"Thank you, let me be grateful to you?" Brother Kun laughed hysterically: "You beat my employee, why do you want me to thank you, do you want to pay you a thank you fee?"

Lu Ping nodded: "If you really want to do this, I don't mind." ”

"Haha...... Are you really stupid or fake? Can't you hear a good word?" Brother Kun also sat down on the seat next to him, put the knife on the dining table, he suddenly felt that chatting with this guy was quite interesting, he had never seen such a calm and calm unlucky guy, what a catastrophe is coming, and he still has a sense of humor?

Lu Ping emphasized: "Don't beat around the bush when you speak, I like to go straight." That's the case, and I'm sure you're in general aware of it. He vomited the phlegm, and although I didn't drink the coffee, he was really disgusting to me, right? What about this manager, he was guilty of covering up, and then this chef, he scared me with a kitchen knife. Brother Kun, you say, if you stand in my position and encounter this kind of thing, what should you do?"

"I ...... I'll ......" Brother Kun sneered: "You say it one by one, and I'll tell you the answer." ”

Lu Ping pointed at Sun Zhe: "He, spit in my coffee." ”

Sun Zhe hurriedly argued: "It's not spitting, it's not phlegm, it's mouth...... Koukoukoukou...... Slobber. ”

"Haha, if anyone dares to spit in my coffee, I'll cut out his tongue and feed him urine and! Nima, this nature is too serious, I have the heart to kill him!" Brother Kun said unabashedly.

Sun Zhe looked dazed.

Brother Kun, who are you with?

Lu Ping then pointed at Chen Junfeng: "He, shielded the spitting waiter, and also used strong words, saying that the dead were alive, and I was almost beaten by the guests just now." Moreover, he threatened me. However, his eloquence is really good, and he just said that he is quite fluent in stand-up comedy. It didn't make people laugh though. ”

Brother Kun glanced at Chen Junfeng and said, "If I encounter this kind of thing, I will cut out his tongue and make him unable to speak for the rest of his life." No matter how good your eloquence is, you can try to reason with me again? If you don't have a tongue, what do you use with a pen? Why do you talk cross talk in front of me, bullshit!"

Chen Junfeng's face was the color of pig liver.

He always felt that Brother Kun seemed to have fallen into the other party's way.

How can you talk to outsiders? In this case, shouldn't you disassociate yourself with the coffee shop and ask this troublemaker?

"Very good, very good, it seems that you are still a kind of tidying person. Lu Ping nodded thoughtfully, and in order, he pointed to the bearded chef again, and said: "He, obviously, is the chef in your store? First of all, has his work clothes not been washed for 800 years? Have you considered the dining feelings of the guests, who would dare to eat what he cooked? Even if he doesn't pay attention to personal hygiene, I don't care about him. But he shouldn't have come and cut me with a kitchen knife, right?"

Brother Kun leaned forward and asked in a special tone, "He still cut you?"

Lu Ping said: "Cut." ”

The bearded cook quickly interjected: "You are talking nonsense, I wanted to cut it, but I didn't cut it." ”

Brother Kun asked him rhetorically: "Why are you so biao, why didn't you cut it?"

The bearded chef said with an embarrassed face: "He...... He, he, he...... I haven't cut it yet, so I'm ...... And he took it away. ”

"Grab the kitchen knife empty-handed?" Haha...... Brother Kun glanced around, and the target was fixed on the bearded chef, and he was stunned for a moment: "Aren't you farting, isn't this a kitchen knife...... Isn't the kitchen knife in your hand, where did he snatch it? Are you Biao?"

The bearded chef glanced down at the kitchen knife in his hand, huh?

Yes, in my hands?

Wrong wrong.

The bearded chef was confused, but immediately sorted out the reason, explaining: "It's really in my hands now, but just now...... I wasn't there. He was ...... just now He's going to give our kitchen knives to someone else. It is said that our knife is good and bright, and it is said that it is a good way to cut meat and vegetables......"

Brother Kun looked dazed: "Did you send it later?"

"It's sent, it's sent, it turned out to be three, and now it's a handful, it's in my hand...... This one in your hand. The bearded chef shook the kitchen knife in his hand.

Brother Kun was a little anxious: "Then you tell me, why did this one fall into your hands again?"

"How did it fall...... ...... fell into my hands" The bearded cook said with a green face as if he had eaten a lot of dung, "He ...... just now He said I was good at knives and asked me to perform...... Perform swallowing a kitchen knife. So...... So he gave me back the knife. Well, that's how it happened. ”

Brother Kun asked again: "Then did you perform?"

"It's performing, and he's not happy to act. The bearded chef said with an innocent face: "I didn't want to act, but he kicked me several times." Not only did I act, Manager Chen, but also the waiter Sun ...... Sun something, he also acted. We've all acted. ”

Hmmm?

Brother Kun looked confused.

The brothers he brought with him were all at a loss.

Brother Kun scratched his hair, looked at Sun Zhe and said, "The oral work he performs, so what are you performing?"

Oral work?

Why is this word so awkward?

Lu Ping followed aside: "What they perform is oral work." ”

Sun Zhe nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, Brother Kun, what he asked me to perform was spitting, that is, I was asked to spit on Manager Chen and that beard." ”

Chen Junfeng took over the conversation: "I perform ventriloquism, cross talk, talk shows and the like." ”

"Damn, it's really all oral work. Brother Kun sneered hysterically, turned his head to look at Lu Ping, and praised him with a sigh: "It seems that you are very good at playing, how about letting my employees perform a show for you?" Draw money. ”

Lu Ping asked, "Who pays?"

"You, who else?" said Brother Kun.

Lu Ping emphasized: "I didn't succeed, the key is." None of them met the requirements. The spit didn't spit well, and the clothes didn't get wet. The kitchen knife swallower didn't even swallow the handle, and his mouth was about to burst. The talk show was even more blind, and no one laughed. It's all smashed, and you still want money?"

Brother Kun raised his neck, and his bowels were about to break with laughter: "You mean, you have to let me pay you money?"

Lu Ping said: "I don't mind, anyway, you have money." Although I have no concept of money. ”

"Dare to think. Well, you really dare to think about it!" Brother Kun smacked his mouth and said, "My employee spat in your coffee, and I admit my mistake." My chef scares you with a knife, and I admit my mistake. And that Manager Chen has been covering up too long...... No, no, it's not right, the subordinates who cover up the spitting, I also admit my mistake. But, one yard is one yard, and I have taken my responsibility, so what about you? Your responsibility, how are you going to bear it?"

Lu Ping looked unhappy: "You have so much responsibility, just admit your mistake and it's over?"

Brother Kun asked, "Then what do you want?"

Lu Ping was about to speak.

His cell phone rang suddenly.

Caller: Gong Mengran.

"Alas, our eldest lady is really watching me. Lu Ping shook his mobile phone, and Brother Chong Kun said, "Let's talk for a while, I'll answer the phone first." ”

Well?

Brother Kun's face was confused.

It's all like this now, is it that natural?

Do you still have the heart to answer the phone?

"Okay, I'll let you pick it up. Brother Kun sneered and raised his head, feeling ridiculous in his heart.

Lu Ping returned to the door and pressed the answer button.

Chen Junfeng hurriedly reminded: "Brother Kun, be careful...... Watch out for him pretending to be on the phone and running away!

Brother Kun emphasized with a disdainful expression: "Run, run, try!

Chen Junfeng said tentatively: "Brother Kun, I'm ...... Can I stand up now, my knees are bare. ”

"Why don't you like to stand...... Kneel again, kneel a little longer, and I'll help you get some more medical bills later. What is the situation with this second goods, in terms of financial and material resources, let him compensate for a few million, can he take it out?" Brother Kun glanced up at Lu Ping, his mind solemn.

That Sun Zhe hurriedly said: "You can take it! You can take it! This person is driving a big Ben!"

"Still driving Daben? It seems that there are two money. Brother Kun nodded with satisfaction, and then stopped his gaze on the side guard who was sitting there, scratched his fingers at her, and called: "Sister, come on, come on, you come first." ”

Bian Gu had a numb scalp: "I...... I...... Is it for me to pass?"

Brother Kun said sharply: "Isn't there anyone else you have?"

Bian Hu glanced back at Lu Ping, and then tiptoed over.

Brother Kun looked up a few times at the side guard, gasped a few times between his teeth, sucked a piece of food scrap into his mouth, and then spit to the side, raised his head and said, "It's okay, what's your name?"

Bian Hu replied, "My name is Bian ...... Border guards. ”

Brother Kun asked again: "The whip of the sheep whip, or the whip of the bull whip?"

The side guard twisted his forehead: "The side of the polygon, the force, the side of the walk, that." ”

Brother Kun asked again: "What is the account of the hukou?"

The side guard said: "With a handle." Nurse's care, protective care. ”

"Border Guard...... This is rare. After tasting the beard for a while, Brother Kun said, "You and him...... It's this guy who has a bit of a bad brain, what's the relationship between the two of you?"

"Phase...... ...... "Bian Huhu originally wanted to say that it was a 'blind date', but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed back and changed his words: "No...... It's okay, I'm just sitting and playing, playing alone. ”

Brother Kun naturally didn't believe it, and sneered: "It's okay, who are you fooling?"

Chen Junfeng said on the side: "Brother Kun, she ...... She's the guy's girlfriend, and they're in the same group. ”

"Okay?" Brother Kun snorted and said, "Have you thought about it, you will get along." I didn't expect you to be implicated by him today, right? I ask you, you have to answer honestly. ”

Bian Hu said timidly: "Big brother, you ask, you ask." ”

Chen Junfeng couldn't help but remind: "Use you, use you." Talking to our brother Kun, don't let you and you, it doesn't seem respectful enough. ”

"You have these stinky problems, people can call them whatever they like!" Brother Kun scolded, then continued to look at the side guard, and asked, "You two...... Is that that?"

Bian Hu's face turned red: "Which ...... Which one? No, ...... No. ”

Brother Kun sighed: "Is there still such an honest man now? If you don't touch your girlfriend, you won't let you touch it, or is this kid shy and not taking the initiative?"

Bian Huhu smiled bitterly: "Big brother, I really ...... with him It really doesn't matter. It is...... It was an eldest sister in our community who introduced her, and we came here on a blind date. ”

Brother Kun was stunned: "Blind date?

Bian Hu said: "I feel that the person is okay, prepare to ...... Be prepared to see everywhere. ”

Brother Kun said with a regretful face: "I'm sorry, you're glad you didn't do that with him, girl, you must clean yourself." ”

Several of his brothers were there baring their teeth and laughing.

"You...... Can you spare us......? He...... Lu Ping, he really doesn't mean to get along with you. Bian Hu bit his lip and said.

Brother Kun emphasized: "You and I must be released, I generally don't embarrass girls." ”

Bian Hu asked, "What about him?"

"Listen to me. Brother Kun looked at the side guard from head to toe, and then said: "Sister, you hit the muzzle of the gun today, you can't blame us, you can only blame your blind date, he is the one who involved you." I mean, these friends of mine can't come for nothing, let's have a good time, and I'll let you go. As for him, what did you just call him? His surname is Lu, right? Ah, how can he be surnamed Lu? He is now in my hands, and there is no way to go. It seems that it was his surname that restrained him. ”

"You...... What do you want? Big brother, can you let me go, I'm ...... I don't want to be bothered by him. Bian Hu heard the other party's thoughts, glanced at these crooked and cracked jujube men, and felt disgusting when he thought about it.

"It's late, it's late!" Brother Kun smiled: "I'll let you go when it's cool, it's okay girl." Oh, I'm afraid of getting pregnant, right? That's easy, you can take medicine. Brother Kun is empathetic enough, right?"

Is this also called empathy?

Bian Huhu thought to himself, how could there be such a bad person in this world?

At this time, a man with long nose hair stood up and said with a look of anticipation: "Brother Kun, then I'll go buy medicine." ”

Brother Kun glared at him: "Buy a ball, I have it in the car." ”

The long nose smiled: "Old driver, old driver." ”

The guards were about to cry.

If I knew that these people were so lawless, I might as well have left just now.

What else am I doing?

Alas.

It's all money worship.