Coffee shop entrance.

Lu Ping was on the phone with the eldest lady.

Gong Mengran: "Driver Lu, look at what time it is, and you won't come back to work?"

Lu Ping explained: "Miss, I'm ...... I've had some situations here, and I may have to go back later. ”

Gong Mengran: "Tell me honestly, how does the girl who went on a blind date with you look?"

Lu Ping: "It's okay, make do with it." ”

Gong Mengran: "What about comparing with me?"

Lu Ping: "It's definitely better than you...... There is absolutely no comparison, eldest lady, your appearance has reached the point of earth-shattering ghosts and gods, are you still in the dark?"

Gong Mengran: "I know how to pat on the back, hum." ”

Lu Ping: "Obviously you asked me, how do you let me answer? I can't lie to you that she is more beautiful than you, right? In my eyes, no one is better looking than you anyway." Therefore, I can't tell that kind of lie. ”

Gong Mengran exclaimed: "What a trick sycophant, you are about to become a sycophant." ”

Lu Ping: "False praise, false praise." ”

Gong Mengran: "When can I come back?" In this way, I will give you another half an hour, and if you can't come back, even if you are absent from work, your salary will be deducted." ”

Lu Ping: "Do you want to deduct your salary again?" for half an hour, eldest lady." There's a situation here that I need to deal with. Well, an hour and a half is about the same. ”

Gong Mengran: "I have to warn you, the object must keep your eyes open, this is a major event related to your life, if you meet a scumbag, it can harm you for a lifetime." Also, be a little more reserved, don't think about holding hands with other women, step by step. Again, don't get into a ...... with the other person too soon Deviant ...... occurs Yes...... behavior, otherwise it will be too late for you to regret it later, you still have to know more about ......"

She said a whole bunch on the phone.

It's as if he's very experienced in love.,In fact, he's a layman.。

Lu Ping: "Listening to the eldest lady, it seems like a little jealous?"

Gong Mengran: "Don't talk nonsense, what kind of vinegar do I eat from you?Don't be narcissistic, don't ...... Don't get in the way of work. ”

Lu Ping: "Miss, you have to understand one thing, I came over at noon today to go on a blind date, and I didn't really want to go on a blind date." I was just...... It's just that it's hard to be warm, and Sister Li is so enthusiastic, I have to come over and take a look, right? Don't worry, I, Lu Ping, are not so easy to marry myself...... No, it's a promise to others...... It's not right, it's just me...... I, Lu Ping, am ...... Anyway, it's enough to have you. ”

I was on my feet for a long time.

That's all for the last sentence.

Hmm, how does the heart pound and pound?

I don't know if the eldest lady heard the most critical sentence in the back...... Will you scold me?

Lu Ping had no bottom in his heart.

Gong Mengran: "Don't you want to go on a blind date? You are just a little villain who has a different heart and mouth, gets cheap and sells well." I asked Bai Kexin to have dinner with me in the evening, do you want to join us?"

The tone of conversation changed too quickly.

Lu Ping couldn't keep up with his rhythm.

chatted about the blind date, without any detours, and turned to dinner.

Lu Ping: "It depends, if there is nothing else, I'll go." ”

Gong Mengran: "Okay, I know, it seems that I am not very interested." Hang up, get back to work early!"

Well?

When did I say I wasn't interested?

Hmph, I just don't want to take people there, so why ask?

After you end the call.

Lu Ping returned to the scene.

Bian Guard's face was ugly, and he stood there rubbing the corners of his clothes.

Brother Kun and others

The attitude is both calm and arrogant, and there is still a bit of color in his eyes.

In fact, Lu Ping's hearing is different from ordinary people, when he was talking to the eldest lady on the phone just now, he heard what was happening here clearly.

Although I don't have a good impression of this side guard.。

But after all, she is her blind date at noon today, is she responsible for her personal safety?

Otherwise, how can you explain to the enthusiastic Sister Li?

"Where did we talk about it just now, let's talk about it. But we have to hurry, because I have to go to work in the afternoon, and our boss is in a hurry, saying that he wants to deduct my salary. All. Lu Ping sat back in his seat, stuffed a cigarette into his mouth, lit it himself, and took a deep breath.

A cockscomb-headed young man behind Brother Kun suddenly laughed: "Do you still want to go to work?

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "If you don't go to work, you will pay me a salary? ”

The cockscomb head stood up and was about to come over and beat Lu Ping.

Brother Kun raised his hand to stop: "Steady, steady! A harmonious society, negotiate first, and it's not too late to start if the negotiation is not appropriate." Oh, Lu Ping, Brother Lu. I'll answer you, just talked about ...... Talk about her! Your girlfriend! Let's talk about it later, I have a question, don't vomit and be unhappy, look at you, your name is Lu Ping, this name ...... I don't know if the road was flat before, but from today onwards, the road under your feet will really not be smooth. It can be potholed and rugged. You...... You understand what I mean, right?"

Lu Ping smiled: "Linguistics is not good, Brother Kun." It's true that my name is Lu Ping, but I am the Lu next to one ear. That is, the land of the land. ”

"Ah, is this Lu?" Brother Kun exclaimed in a bluff, and then said with a sigh: "How can it be next to one ear? There are flaws, there are flaws!"

Lu Ping asked, "What flaw?"

Brother Kun smacked his mouth and said, "The name is not true! What about that one? It seems that I don't want it, don't worry, I'll help you take one off in a while, and that's it, it's right. ”

"Haha......"

"Brother Kun is humorous, and he is so euphemistic when he chops off one ear. ”

"Then he will be one of the ears in "Sheriff Black Cat" in the future?

“......”

The crowd followed suit.

Lu Ping smiled indifferently: "Dare to ask Brother Kun's surname?"

Brother Kun blurted out: "If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, Lu Kun." Shuangkou Lu, the Kun of Qiankun. That's a good name, right?"

"Then according to the logic you just had, you are a double-mouthed Lu, but you only have one mouth, should I cut another hole in your body to form a double mouth. Otherwise, it wouldn't be true. Lu Ping also governed his body in the way of others, but with a sublimation part: "Of course, there is another way, you don't need to dig a gap, just sew your mouth from the middle, and you can also create two mouths, one mouth to eat, one mouth to drink, the division of labor is clear, and each performs its own duties." Wouldn't that be better?"

Lu Kun pointed to his mouth and sneered: "Not enough, not enough, far from enough, it's still a mouth to brag! Boy, you are very good at bragging, Brother Kun likes you more and more now." ”

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Lu Ping emphasized: "But I don't like you, you are too ugly." ”

"Which one do you think you like it?" Lu Kun pursed his lips, then leaned forward, and said gloomily: "When I say like, I like to beat you, where do you want to go?"

Lu Ping smiled: "It's not certain who beats whom." ”

"Okay, you keep your mouth shut. Lu Kun turned to look at the border guard who was standing there

Glancing at him, he whispered, "I'll inform you, her." Your girlfriend. It was requisitioned by us today. It's okay to look good, if she can behave well with my brothers, maybe she can make you feel better for a while. ”

Bian Huhu pleaded eagerly: "Big brother, I'm really not his girlfriend, I'm really not......! If you don't believe it, you ask him, and I met him for the first time. ”

Lu Kun emphatically said: "Then I don't care! If I do, why don't I use it? If I don't use resources, I waste them." ”

Lu Ping followed: "She is indeed not my girlfriend." ”

"It doesn't make sense for you to explain this. Lu Kun looked like he was in charge of Qiankun, and said with a smile: "This matter is so decided, then let's continue to discuss the second thing." Indemnify. I'm a man who likes money, but I'm not greedy. Well, you made such a big fuss in my store, and you beat my staff, a million, a million to settle the matter. Of course, no matter how stupid my people are, they can't be beaten in vain, and I still have to symbolically slap you a few times. Don't worry, it won't hurt. Disfigurement at best. If you don't want to be disfigured, you can hit somewhere else, buttocks, legs, arms, you can do it. But if you still want to go to work within a week, I'm afraid it's going to be a lot of work. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "It's only one million? Is one million less?"

Lu Kun was stunned for a moment, and his body leaned forward suddenly: "You mean, you can still add more? Okay, good, the more you add, the lighter the pain of skin and flesh." Say, how much do you want to add?"

Lu Ping blurted out: "How about 100 million?"

"What......? 100 million?" After Lu Kun heard this number, he stood up suddenly, and there was a sense of excitement that he had won the jackpot: "Okay, you really have 100 million? If you dare to trick me, you will be finished, Brother Kun, I have worked hard for so many years, and now I am worth only so much." Remember, don't joke with Brother Kun about money, Brother Kun doesn't like it. Brother Kun asked you one last time, are you sure you have recognized this 100 million?"

At this time, Chen Junfeng interjected: "Brother Kun, this guy is driving a big Ben, 100 million is no problem for him, it seems." ”

After hearing this.

Everyone was enthusiastic.

Everyone thinks, didn't you have shit luck today?

100 million!

If Brother Kun takes 80 million himself, then there are still 20 million left.

More than a dozen of us can share 1.8 million each...... Nima, rich?

Even Bian Hu's face was shocked.

Dare to love today I really met a diamond king Lao Wu, so rich, casually a hundred million, then his worth, isn't it billions or even tens of billions?

The boundless universe.

All living beings are in different forms.

It's nothing more than enjoying the pleasure of lust.

"Brother Kun, I think you misunderstood. Lu Ping said in one word: "I mean, you give me 100 million." I don't have a concept of money, but if you want to break the bank, I don't mind. ”

Well?

What the?

Lu Kun's face turned green, slammed the table, and shouted, "Crazy, aren't you?

So far.

Negotiations collapsed completely.

Lu Kun waved his hand behind him, and then said: "Brothers, don't be stunned, work!"

Between words.

Everyone gathered their emotions, and they all evolved into fierce gods.

They each picked up their own stuff and stood up one after another.

Bian Hu was suddenly dumbfounded.

Only Lu Ping.

It's a little scary to be quiet.

It can be said that the peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze.