Sakurako Middle School.

The launch live broadcast has long since ended.

The mood of the first class of high school is like the ebb and flow of the tide, and the excitement is exciting, but you must always pay attention to prepare for the college entrance examination.

Fortunately, this lesson is biology, and the content is to make a volume, and it will be taught when it is done, and the paper does not need to be handed in.

That's a great way to get your heart shut.

Zhang Xiaoke originally wanted to calm down and get a good night's sleep.

But as soon as she lay on the table, her thighs shook.

Oh no, it's not the thighs, it's the chain vibration driven by the phone in the pocket.

Zhang Xiaoke took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Master's video call!

This mood came up at once, raised his head, and saw that the biology teacher was also in a semi-comatose state, so he raised his hand and asked for instructions to go to the bathroom.

But in fact, she took out a makeup mirror and makeup products to repair it when she left the classroom, and then opened the beauty plug-in to repair her face.

"Hey, Master, what's the matter, I'm in class. ”

"Wow......" Li Zheng was startled, "Who are you?"

"Huh, you give me a beat!"

As she was talking, Lin Yujing approached the screen from the corner and giggled: "It's a beauty camera." ”

"Where is it, the mobile phone comes with ~~~" Zhang Xiaoke covered his face again and again, "Hurry up, hurry up, go to class." ”

Li Zheng hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Then you better go back to class and call back after class." ”

"It's alright, biology class. ”

"Oh, let's go ahead then. Li Zheng coughed his throat and said, "That's right, Lin Yujing and I are going to have a simple exam competition, and we need an independent third party to determine the field and topic, you are the first person we think of, don't live up to our trust." ”

"???" Zhang Xiaoke glared, "Obviously, I just finished kissing my mouth, call me a video, that's it???"

Lin Yujing immediately came up and scolded: "Don't mention that!"

"Uh......" Zhang Xiaoke said while covering his forehead, "You guys are so boring, I thought there was something fun...... It's finally time to get together, and the first thing you do is to compete in exams? Is it this decision...... Decided to ......"

Zhang Xiaoke spoke, his mouth gradually rounded: "I understand, you guys are so emotional." ”

"Good. Li Zheng stared at the screen with eyes piercing his soul, "This is a very important competition, can we believe you, Zhang Xiaoke?"

While speaking, Li Zheng's eyes flickered frantically from side to side.

Although the language is very serious, the gesture of the eyes is actually very low-

You and I will help Master!

"Yes!" Zhang Xiaoke slapped his thigh, "Leave it to me, the topic has popped out of my head!"

Li Zheng nodded: "Then you send us the question as soon as possible, and specify a time limit, and we will send you the answer within the required time." ”

"No need. Zhang Xiaoke patted his chest confidently, "You each take a piece of paper, and answer the question now." ”

"Hmm. Lin Yujing entered the screen again, "But if you want to test our questions, can your little brain turn around?"

"Huh. Zhang Xiaoke blinked with one eye, "Get ready with paper and pen, Xiao Ke's two-dimensional assessment is here!"

"Second dimension!" Li Zheng looked shocked.

"Second dimension?" Lin Yujing frowned.

Then there was a burning look at each other.

Li Zheng: Although I don't understand, she doesn't understand either, relatively speaking, I often read Zhang Xiaoke's comic books, which is more advantageous.

Lin Yujing: Li Zheng must think that I don't understand, but in fact, I really don't understand...... However, this doesn't mean that the people around me don't understand, Chen Wei's individuals are all old two-dimensional, in fact, I have been forced to dabble in some knowledge...... In addition, Mengxi and Sister Xia also talked a lot before, so ......

"Yes. Lin Yujing nodded at the screen and said, "But it can't involve the content of the comics you lent to Li Zheng, and you must ensure that it is the second dimension that he has not been exposed to." ”

"That's a must. Zhang Xiaoke patted his chest again, "I am justice." ”

Li Zheng, on his side, had tried his best to restrain the sneer at the corner of his mouth and found a pen and paper.

Too young, Lin Yujing is still too young.

Let's not talk about how crutches Zhang Xiaoke's elbows are.

Have you forgotten my talent for drawing?

Sorry,Under the comics,It's also a little understanding.。

What's more, in addition to his painting strength, Li Zheng also has a huge invisible advantage in the second dimension.

That's his dad!

Li Yi also has a hidden identity -

A real old two-dimensional.

If the comics that I have accumulated since childhood are not thrown away by my mother, I am afraid that I will not have so many places to put exercises.

Father!

Your sacrifice.

It's worth it.

My son is going back to the field today!

Li Zheng put the pen and paper in a hurry, and then put the mobile phone on the table.

Then, he and Lin Yujing naturally held the two ends of the table, and blocked the paper with their arms to avoid being peeped.

Usually, they have a strong sense of self-esteem and simply don't bother to peep, let alone make poses to prevent peeping.

But this time, it's really too important.

The previous wars were all about one city and one pool.

And this time, it is the battle of the capital, the battle of life and death of the king!

It is necessary to have the consciousness of unscrupulous means.

Li Zheng felt that the lost blood was burning again.

It's been a long time, it's been a long time since I've been so dedicated to winning an exam.

Similarly, Lin Yujing's forehead oozed beads of sweat that she hadn't seen for a long time, as if she had returned to the very ordinary math exam scene in the sophomore classroom.

This time, she is confident that she can control her emotions and will not be sloppy.

After a brief explanation, Zhang Xiaoke also slipped under the tree in the playground and nodded steadily.

"I understand, now for the necessary exam instructions. ”

"It's all multiple-choice questions, and the questions are dictated by me, and you can answer them one by one. ”

"Write the answer on a piece of paper, and it will be displayed at the same time within 30 seconds, and I will give the result on the spot. ”

"One question is worth one point, and the one who scores 3 points first wins. ”

"If there are 3 points at the same time, continue to add questions until the winner is decided. ”

"Because it is a two-dimensional exam, please follow the two-dimensional path of the questions and solution ideas. ”

"In the end, the loser will become the loser of the 'love ❤ wheel' this week. ”

"Although you don't obey your words, you must stand on the winner's side unconditionally and please the other party as much as possible~~~"

"Hey, I'm a little bit of a fan of what I'm talking about. Zhang Xiaoke covered his face and raised his eyebrows, "Why don't you add me to one~~~ I'm so excited~~"

"Less nonsense, get out of the question. ”

"Well, let's go back and play alone without scum. ”

Zhang Xiaoke couldn't help but rub his hands excitedly: "Remember, quietly, you promised to play alone with me~~"

“...... Let's go back. ”

Zhang Xiaoke straightened his face again, and showed a finger extremely seriously.

"First question, please listen to the question—"

"In the world of "Fist of the Big Dipper", which sentence should the male protagonist say to the rice before eating, which is the most appropriate for his character——"

"Hello A."

"B. Goodbye"

"C. I'm moving"

"D. You're Dead"

Li Zheng and Lin Yujing almost didn't think about it, they both wrote down the answer in an instant, and after looking at each other similar to option D, they showed up on the paper at the same time.

Two D's.

"Damn!" Zhang Xiaoke scolded, "Is it so obvious?"

Li Zheng shook his head and said, "Although I don't know what this stalk is, I can really only choose D." ”

"Well, this is the second dimension. Lin Yujing swayed the paper and pursed her lips, "Love, love." ”

"Hey......" Zhang Xiaoke snorted and waved his hand, "Okay, the first question is just for you to get started with the situation, and the next is the real test." ”

"Question two, please listen to the question—"

"[Tsundere] is an evergreen character of the two-dimensional work, so may I ask, who is the originator of the 'tsundere' attribute?"

"A: Soru, Asuka, Langlei"

"B: Mikoto Misaka"

"C: Kaguya Shinomiya"

"D: Vegeta"

This time, Li Zheng and Lin Yujing did not start writing for a long time.

It's too difficult, it's too difficult.

But it's not like it's clueless.

Of the four options, they actually know one.

Li Zheng still has some impressions of the name Vegeta, and I have discussed it among my elementary school classmates, sending qigong waves or something.

If memory serves, he should be a strong man.

Then eliminate this distraction and choose from the first three.

And Lin Yujing, who knew Shigong Kaguya, clearly remembered that during the week-long work of the test team, although several male colleagues were busy day and night, they would always watch an anime together at the same time.

Lin Yujing didn't know what kind of anime it was, but she still remembered clearly that they were fighting over whose wife.

"Kaguya, my wife!"

"My wife!"

"Haha, I'll take the secretary away!"

The thoughts and jokes of the old two-dimensional people, Lin Yujing understands.

But she never understood, and if she robbed her wife, she robbed her wife......

Why did you take Zhao Zhenhua away?

In short, these memories gave Lin Yujing some clues.

Kaguya Shinomiya should be a standard tsundere character, right?

But the problem is that this question is not about "who is more arrogant", but "who is the originator".

Obviously, as the originator, it should appear in the old anime.

And the old two-dimensional members of the test group, who are waiting for the cartoons to be updated every week, should still be serialized, and they won't be too old.

Therefore C is clearly excluded.

So A, B, D......

I still don't know!

Neither Li Zheng nor Lin Yujing could have imagined that one day they would have to solve the problem through pure meng.

In the end, almost 30 seconds were stuck, and the two barely showed the answer sheet.

Li Zheng: [A. Asuka. 】

Lin Yujing: [D. Vegeta]

Li Zheng originally had little hope for this question, but when he saw Lin Yujing's answer, he was happy: "Hahaha, D is a man, you are stupid!"

"Man??" Lin Yujing covered her mouth and exclaimed, "Ah...... It's over......"

"What do you think, how can you choose Vegeta?"

Lin Yujing explained at a glance: "I just judge from the pronunciation...... Bejīta, the name is intuitively a bit more arrogant...... Maybe it's because it's accented in the front, and the last note is read relatively lightly, and there is a feeling that the tsundere system is particularly up, and then slowly cowards......"

"Quite reasonable, but it's a pity......" Li Zheng snorted and raised his eyebrows, "You're dead." ”

"Heh, you're not necessarily right, are you. ”

"No, I've just opened up my potential and tapped deep memories. Li Zheng nodded his head and said, "If I'm not mistaken, the character of Asuka should have existed long before we were born, and it is my father's favorite character." ”

"Ahh

"He still has a figure, but my mother threw it away. Li Zheng laughed and said, "I'm ashamed to say it, it's because of the fact that the figure was still alive that I remembered Asuka, this is an animation from the 90s of the last century, and it can't be old." ”

"Uh......" Lin Yujing gritted her teeth and covered her head, "It turned out to be the knowledge obtained from this strange channel......"

"Not surprising. Li Zheng's face suddenly became heavy, "My father's life is not easy, if he knew that he had a miserable experience and helped me at such an important moment, he would definitely leave tears of emotion." ”

Li Zheng said and nodded at the screen: "Announce the answer, Xiao Ke, my victory is the best consolation for Asuka and my father." ”

"Then I'll tell you. Zhang Xiaoke clenched his fist with all his strength, and then jumped up a full 3 centimeters, "The answer is D!"

"???" Li Zheng sat down.

"!!" Lin Yujing took off.

"Heh, this question can only be solved by an old two-dimensional like me. ”

Zhang Xiaoke explained angrily.

"Tsundere refers to characters who usually have a tough and arrogant attitude, but they don't actually hate others in their hearts, and even like others, just because they are shy and shy, they use arrogance to cover up their squeamishness. ”

"The most well-known character in line with this set of personality traits is Vegeta in "Dragon Ball", which was created by Mr. Akira Toriyama from 1984 and is a well-deserved originator manga. ”

"It's a pity that Asuka is almost right, just a few years later than Vegeta. ”

"Uncle Li, it's still a little bit off......"

"Wait!" Li Zheng raised his hand to appeal, "Men can also be tsundere??"

"Oooh oh. Zhang Xiaoke pointed to the screen and glared, "Pay attention to your words, only people in the last century would think that only women can be arrogant, be careful of being smashed by boxers." ”

"Ah......" Li Zheng hated pounding the table, "I can't imagine that there is this layer of ......"

"It's also amazing to be quiet. Zhang Xiaoke had to admire, "I actually analyzed the character from the perspective of pronunciation, and smelled the taste of tsundere from such a scientific research spirit, Xiaoke called it professional." ”

"It's a prize, a coincidence. Lin Yujing smiled slightly, straightened her hair and glanced at Li Zheng, covered her mouth and sneered, "Maybe, this is the will of heaven, hmm......huhuhu"

"Man will conquer the sky. Li Zheng raised his hand and said, "It's useless to talk more, next question." ”

Zhang Xiaoke laughed, smiling excitedly.

Master, Master, do you have today?

Isn't it time for you to dump me with two pounds of rolls?

Isn't it time for you to score 730 and think the questions are easy?

Struggle, in Xiao Ke's realm, in this two-dimensional abyss-

Struggle!

"Yes, Master, it's just optimistic about your spirit, come on!"

Zhang Xiaoke sneered and said the third cruel question-

"When a person says, [Obviously I came first], as a two-dimensional person, the first reaction should be——"

"A: Praise him. ”

"B: Kill him. ”

"C: Help him. ”

"D: Ignore him. ”

The abyss, sure enough, is the abyss.

Li Zheng can be said to have no idea.

Even if he is faced with the Riemann conjecture, he should have more ideas...... At least some meaningless path attempts can be made......

It's too hard, it doesn't make sense at all.

The only thing he was sure of was that at least the old two-dimensional Li Yi had not said this.

Obviously, I came first......

Was this person cut in line?

Is this an indictment to those who cut in line?

In the face of cutting in line, do you want to choose [C. Help Him]?

But this is a two-dimensional topic, and it is obvious that it cannot be thought of with common sense......

Lin Yujing was also in a bitter battle, and she bit her nails.

After another difficult 30 seconds, the two showed their answers at the same time.

Li Zheng: B. Kill him.

Lin Yujing: A. Praise him.

"Wow. Zhang Xiaoke exclaimed, "I didn't expect the answer to be of such high quality." ”

"Say the answer. Li Zheng urged.

"Alas......" Zhang Xiaoke shook his head and spread his hands, "Master is right, 2:2 draw~"

"YES!" Li Zheng shook his fist and looked at Lin Yujing with a chuckle, "I said, man will win the day." ”

"Why...... Lin Yujing scratched his head and said, "I always feel that I should be praised." ”

Zhang Xiaoke waved his hand and laughed.

"Well, it's true that some two-dimensional people will praise, but that's a small number of evil two-dimensional elements, and most of the righteous two-dimensional ones will be killed. ”

"[Obviously I came first] is a dialogue in "White Album", which is a game-adapted love animation, which tells the story of a very entangled love triangle between Fuyuma, Yukina and the male protagonist,"

Because the characters and dialogues are too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, some people support Shelley and scold Dongma as a junior, and some people support Dongma and scold Shelley for being Bichi. ”

This kind of controversy has been going on for many years, and over time, a group of people who have studied the "White Album" to prove their own points have been born, and that is the white scientists. ”

"Whether it's a post bar or a QQ group, white scientists are everywhere, forming a terrible white terror, and for a while, everyone shouts and beats. ”

"Therefore, once a person says the white dialogue of 'obviously I came first', then as a responsible two-dimensional, the first reaction must be to kill him and maintain the order of this world. ”

Of course, there are also a small number of evil elements who will choose to praise him, and such people should be killed together. ”

"In the end, I said so much, there is actually only one reason for this question-"

Zhang Xiaoke said with a round face, and shook his arms:

"Winter Horse Junior AAAAA......"

Lin Yujing directly stretched out her hand and clicked on Mute, and then said to Li Zheng: "How do you know?"

"Meng's. Li Zheng sneered, "If normal thinking doesn't work, it's right to choose the most nonsense." ”

"This can all be ......," Lin Yujing said as she bit her nails, "It must be Uncle Li's two-dimensional poison." ”

"You don't understand, men are teenagers until they die. Li Zheng smiled, "I'm suddenly a little interested, go back and find a few more comics." ”

With that, he clicked on the contact mute.

"aaaaa!!" Zhang Xiaoke just finished shouting, panting and said, "So, the decisive question, are you ready?"

"Come on. ”

"Hmm!"

Zhang Xiaoke opened his mouth excitedly——

"Defeated dog, refers to the character who failed in the love party battle, obviously very hard, obviously very hard, but in the end he could only watch the actor and other characters together. ”

"Then may I ask, which of the following characters is not a defeated dog?"

【A. Sawamura Spencer Eiri Riri】

【B.Yui Yuhihama】

【C. Rem】

[D. Nakano Kazuka, Nakano Nino, Nakano Sanjiu, Nakano May]

【E. Yukina Kokiso】

【F.Berry】

[F. All of the above!]

Li Zheng couldn't bear it anymore: "Why are there so many choices for this question?"

"It should be a dog word, Xiao Ke is more excited...... Lin Yujing looked at Zhang Xiaoke who was panting on the screen and said, "I already know the answer......"

After that, Lin Yujing easily wrote down the answer, turned over the paper, and made a "please" gesture to Li Zheng.

looked at the excited Zhang Xiaoke and tasted Lin Yujing's choice.

Li Zheng doesn't need to think about it anymore.

Obviously, this is a fetish question, and Zhang Xiaoke has a pathological fondness for this kind of defeated dog character.

There are so many options, and they are nothing more than sprinkling salt on their wounds to satisfy Zhang Xiaoke's habits.

The so-called evil elements in the second dimension are probably talking about herself......

After writing down the answer, Li Zheng directly showed the scroll-

[F. All of the above!]

"Wow......" Lin Yujing didn't hold back her laughter, squinted her eyes and slowly revealed her answer-

【C. Rem】

"What?!" Li Zheng was shocked, "You lied to me!"

"Is there any?" Lin Yujing spread his hands innocently, "I just said I know the answer~~"

However, Zhang Xiaoke on the screen panicked: "Wait...... What's the deal with this confidence in you...... My correct answer is indeed F!"

"Not true. Lin Yujing shook his head and said, "From your definition, whether a character is reduced to a defeated dog will not be determined until the story is completely ended, and the story where Rem is located should not be finished yet." ”

Zhang Xiaoke's eyes widened and widened: "...... Hmm!!...... Rem does still have a chance!!"

She then asked, "But how do you know that Rem's story is not over? ”

Lin Yujing sneered: "I have a group of two-dimensional colleagues, no matter how busy they are every week, they will get together at the designated time to watch the animation, I don't know anything else, I just remember that they said 'Rem my wife', 'Kaguya my wife' and so on, I didn't expect to use them." ”

"That is to say......" Zhang Xiaoke glared, "Because you found out that your colleague said 'Rem' when chasing Fan, you made sure that Rem's story is not over, and then used the definition of 'defeated dog' to overturn my original answer...... It is worthy of quietness, this is a victory for scientists. ”

"Wait......" Li Zheng sat stiffly in his chair, although he was on the verge of despair, he still wanted to struggle, "Why?!Isn't your colleague also my colleague, why didn't I ever notice that they watched anime together?"

Lin Yujing got up with a smile and walked towards Li Zheng step by step.

With every step, he became a little taller and more cruel.

When he walked in front of him, he was already as terrifying as the demon king.

"Because you've been learning. Old Devil Lin patted Li Zheng's head and sneered, "Are you ready?"

“......”

On the screen, Zhang Xiaoke also coughed and said.

"Then I declare. ”

"This week, Jing Jing wins!"

"Master must be transformed into an invincible and considerate little boyfriend within 7 days. ”

"Pet Jingjing, love Jingjing, meet Jingjing's unreasonable requirements, and be as humble as Uncle Li in his mouth. ”

"At the same time next week, you can ask me again. ”

"Okay, the bell is out of class, and the following is the Chinese class, so I don't dare to escape. ”

"Come on, Master~"

"Wait. Li Zheng stared at the screen and said, "The question is too malicious, I want to add a study task to you......"

"Oops, the signal is not good, Director Sun is here! Oops, Director, don't confiscate my mobile phone!"

After a false shake of the screen, the signal was completely cut off.

Li Zheng sighed and took a long breath.

The academic value is not absolute, who knew that this time it would be such a coincidence......

It's only been a week, gritting his teeth and it's passed, Lao Li has been for decades, and he's not quite happy.

This time, Lin Yujing is lucky, and next time he will have to find someone more reliable to solve the problem.

At this time, Lin Yujing didn't know when he had already fallen back to the window at the beginning.

He stomped his foot hard.

"Angry, you bully!"

It's as if time has gone back in time, and everything is back to the original state.

Quiet is still that quiet.

It's just that Li Zheng is no longer the man who is not angry and arrogant.

He struggled for a long time, and finally pulled a chair and leaned over, gently patting Lin Yujing's back.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry......"

"Hmph~~~" Lin Yujing twisted his body, "Pat it to sleep!"

"Just keep filming until you fall asleep......"

"Hmm. Lin Yujing snorted and chirped, "If you are annoyed, you will get up and ......."

"It's not annoying, it's not annoying. Li Zheng followed Lin Yujing's back, gently rubbed it, and patted it gently, "Sleep...... Go to sleep...... My dear ......"

"Stop singing, don't sing...... Just shoot it. ”

"Oh......"

Not for a moment.

A snoring that was fainter than Wangcai came.

Lin Yujing really fell asleep!

Huh, it's pretty coaxing.

looked at Lin Yujing who slept with a sweet smile.

Li Zheng realized.

Turns out what she wanted.

It's that simple........

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