325 You're dead

As soon as Li Zheng grabbed a stack of recommendation letters out of the conference room, he was caught up by Chen Hongbing.

The current situation is inevitably a little strange.

The relationship between a good leader and his subordinates suddenly has a more conspiracy and embarrassment.

Chen Hongbing hooked Li Zheng's shoulder and quickly found a quiet corner, pursed his lips and looked at Li Zheng and said, "Good boy, it's quite literary ......."

"What kind of writing?" Li Zheng looked confused, holding the recommendation letter and said, "I think your recommendation letter is very atmospheric." ”

"Alas, it's different, I'm talking about the style that lesbians eat more. ”

"Literature and art?"

"Pretty much. ”

"Ah, this is, I'm not modest. Li Zheng pursed his lips and said, "It's just that I read a few more books." ”

Chen Hongbing waved his hand and said with a smile: "But you obviously can't keep up with this actual battle, look at the quiet, go back to the workstation quietly, and the celebration party has not come." ”

"It was an accident......

"I'll have to talk about you. Chen Hongbing's eyebrows furrowed, "As a man, do you want to classify things that you can't control as accidents? As an astronaut, shouldn't you review yourself first if something happens?"

Li Zheng was right to think about it, and then raised his head with his chest straightened.

"That's what the director said!"

"Alas, it's right to have this attitude, you don't have to be so serious. Chen Hongbing patted Li Zheng and said, "Don't blame me for relying on the old and selling the old, whether as a man or an astronaut, my experience is still richer than yours." ”

"Of course. ”

"So...... I actually have experience in dealing with your current situation with Jingjing. Chen Hongbing waved his arms as if commanding a battle, "When dealing with the relationship between men and women, first remember a criterion - as long as a woman is angry, it must be a man's mistake, and if you don't, admit your mistake first." ”

"Huh?" Li Zheng's face gradually became solemn, "I was wrong, what was wrong?"

"That's right!" Chen Hongbing glared, "This is the next question for women, she will ask you what is wrong, so you must think carefully, summarize it and then admit your mistakes, so as not to be generalized." I really couldn't think of it, so I said, 'It's wrong to make my baby angry', and believe me, this trick has been tried and tested. ”

Li Zheng felt that such a style of acting seemed familiar.

No wonder Chen Hongbing has a kind of fatherhood in it at first glance......

"Wait, Director...... I can't get around it......" Li Zheng squinted and raised his hand, thought for a while with his logical thinking, and finally found a blind spot, "There are many reasons why a woman can be angry, maybe she didn't eat enough, maybe she was overfed, maybe the idol got married, maybe the idol cheated...... Specific to Lin Yujing, the reason why she was angry should be that the TV station director was slow to cut the screen, is this my business?"

"Oh, you don't care about her, it's right to admit your mistake. ”

"But like this...... The subsequent process will be very unfavorable......"

"Then you'll have to have a back first. Believe me, come here. Chen Hongbing nodded heavily, and suddenly raised his eyebrows and rubbed his hands, "Look, I give such important guidance, can you also do me a small favor." ”

"Please ......"

"That's it, in terms of literary talent, ......" Chen Hongbing clicked on the letter of recommendation in Li Zheng's hand, "Can you bother to bother and write those words you said to Jingjing one by one, and change them for me." ”

"!!!" Li Zheng was full of surprise, "Did you hear that?"

"Passing by, just passing by. Chen Hongbing said with a smile, "Although I personally think it's too vain, but I can't stand the lesbians and eat this set, let's exchange each other's superior technologies and win-win." ”

"Ah, well...... Li Zheng rubbed his chin and said, "I do have two alternatives, who knows that she won't be able to withstand the first one." ”

"Okay, this is good!" Chen Hongbing was overjoyed, "It's worthy of being engaged in aerospace, it's too good to think about it, hurry up and ...... it."

"It's in the phone, I'll send it directly. Li Zheng picked up his mobile phone and sent the manuscript, but he still persuaded him, "But I personally think it's better for you to be yourself, otherwise, these words are a deception." ”

"That's what I said...... Chen Hongbing said helplessly, "But your trick is so easy to use......"

"Maybe it only works for me, because that's what I really think. Li Zheng put away his mobile phone and said, "These words may only be valuable if I say them, and they are all rhetoric in other people's mouths." ”

"So I have to change my ......," Chen Hongbing patted Li Zheng and said, "Okay, go and coax it, it's at the window station." ”

"You should also be careful. Li Zheng took two steps and did not forget to look back, "The adaptation should also be sincere, and the joke should also be appropriate." ”

Chen Hongbing didn't speak, only looked down at his phone and was silent.

……

At the workstation by the windowsill, Lin Yujing was lying on the table looking at the sky, and his mood was also in an unpredictable state.

Li Zheng walked away with his hands, not daring to say that he was not angry and arrogant, at least he was not half humble.

Whether it is Li Yi or Chen Hongbing, they have used their decades of life to prove that if they follow their path, they will only become inferior.

And Li Zheng wants to become the king of the family.

But it's clear.

There is only one king.

And the current Li Zheng is not so much a king.

It's better to die.

Looking back on the past, the two countries, in order to step on each other's faces to establish a master-slave relationship, can be described as constant disputes.

And today, Zhengguo couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to seek peace.

This is equivalent to cutting off one's arms and giving a man a handle.

Moreover, Lin Yujing entered a sulking state, as if she was trying to coax.

And coaxing, especially according to Chen Hongbing's method, is equivalent to calling the minister a tribute and taking the initiative to ask to become a vassal.

Ridiculous.

Friendliness, not compromise.

Together, not surrendered.

When Li Zheng pulled over the chair and sat next to Lin Yujing.

From the limited reflection on the window glass, it was clearly seen that the corners of Lin Yujing's mouth were slightly raised, revealing a wicked smile.

Really!

Jingguoism will not die!

The war is not over.

Boom!

Lin Yujing suddenly stomped her foot: "Angry, you bully people." ”

Ha.

The fox's tail is revealed.

"No, you're not angry. Li Zheng said in a deep voice.

"Angry. ”

"Don't be angry. ”

"!!" Lin Yujing grabbed her head and got up, glaring at Li Zheng with a cruel face, "I wasn't angry just now, but now I'm angry." ”

Looking at this sincere hideousness, Li Zheng was a little flustered: "Wait...... We have to talk about logic, and we can't change our faces on the spot. ”

"Then what do you say?" Lin Yujing cocked Erlang's legs, squinted, and looked at Li Zheng expectantly, "Everyone has seen you bullying me, and this has to be compensated." ”

"Heh, what if you don't compensate?"

"How?" Lin Yujing gestured vigorously, "If you don't compensate me, you'll ...... I'll just ...... I won't let you hold hands. ”

"Then don't pull. ”

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"Look clearly. Li Zheng pointed to his face and said, "Touch your confident conscience and tell me that you are not attracted by my face at all." ”

"?!?!" Lin Yujing immediately covered her heart, "I didn't have your face at all...... Face...... Face...... Hmmm......"

She gave up.

He hugged his head and gave up.

This time, Li Zheng cocked Erlang's legs and squinted back at the past.

"The action of force is mutual. ”

"How I want to hold your hand. ”

"How much you want to hold my hand. ”

"I sucked so hard. ”

"You're as sour as you are. ”

Lin Yujing hurriedly waved his hand: "No, this one really doesn't exist." ”

"Don't worry about these details. Li Zheng snorted and laughed, "Excuse me to play the question to force me to be low, this is Zhang Xiaoke's behavior as a dog, don't lower yourself to that level." ”

Li Zheng said, and suddenly leaned over and lifted Lin Yujing's chin.

"After all, you're the one I like. ”

".................." Lin Yujing's brain suddenly short-circuited again.

Entered a state of silly drooling.

Aba Baba Abba.

I have to say.

Although Lin Yujing tried to follow the dog's behavior.

But Li Zheng is not a decent gentleman.

This kind of sudden handsome behavior is taking advantage of women's natural weaknesses, and it is by no means a righteous and bright game.

But Li Zheng's recklessness lies in the fact that he just expressed his views normally, completely unaware of how despicable his behavior was.

After all, the person who inherited this handsome face was Lin Yujing, not himself.

After confirming that Lin Yujing did not resist, Li Zheng said softly: "So, I hope that this boring cycle of 'anger and β†’ coaxing' will not occur between us, and this relationship will continue with restraint and elegance." ”

Abba Abba ......

"If you don't speak, you agree. ”

Abba Abba ......

"The saliva has been flowing down my hands. ”

"Hmm!" Lin Yujing suddenly woke up, covered her mouth and twisted around at the speed of light, "Can you not always be like this all ...... suddenly?"

"Isn't that what happens a lot between boyfriends and girlfriends? Li Zheng withdrew his hand, and he was reluctant to wipe it, so he just said, "Since it is forbidden to use the move of 'getting angry β†’and coaxing', there is no problem between us now, right?"

"What's the move? What's okay?"

"Hey, hey, it's too boring to talk. ”

"But I didn't listen at all. ”

"Mao, you heard it all. Li Zheng raised his hand high, "These saliva are the best witness." ”

"............" Lin Yujing scratched her head again, "Okay, okay...... Let's do it first......"

"Then can you hold hands now?" Li Zheng carefully stretched out his right palm and symbolically stretched out his left hand, "It's been so long, and I haven't been to the launch tower yet, so it's the third date?"

"For the fourth time. ”

"Don't challenge my memory. Li Zheng smiled and became familiar, "The first time was to see the wandering planet, the second time was to come to Wenhai during the summer vacation, and the next is the third time." ”

"......" Lin Yujing's mood finally eased a little, "It just so happens that I also want to go to the tower to see ......"

"Then let's go, wait until it's dark. Li Zheng got up and stretched out his hand without saliva.

Lin Yujing squinted and pondered for a moment, and sneered: "It's okay to hold hands, but since you banned me from making a move, I will also ban you from making a move." ”

"Huh. Li Zheng sat down again, "I know you won't be like that, let's say it." ”

Lin Yujing immediately raised her hand: "Don't bully me when you are in physical contact and talking about flesh." ”

"What exactly is bullying?"

"That's it...... Take the opportunity to get me to promise something that I wouldn't normally be able to promise. ”

"Like just now?"

"Hmm. ”

"Okay, let's ban each other. Li Zheng said and got up again.

"It's not over yet. Lin Yujing shook his head and said, "It is conceivable that there will only be more and more mutual bans in the future, can you imagine the final result?"

"Hmm......" Li Zheng thought seriously.

If you ban the unreasonable and unfair skills between men and women......

Seem...... Something is not good......

"Imagine a simple scenario. Lin Yujing gestured beside her, "For example, if you go out to eat on a date at night, I want to eat grilled fish, you want to eat fried chicken, and then what will happen?"

"Let's give it a try......," Li Zheng coughed his throat and said, "The barbecue contains a lot of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, which are the most risky carcinogenic compounds, and it can be said that it is a very unhealthy option." ”

"Hmm! Lin Yujing didn't want to think about it and said, "The Northeast region is the region with the highest frequency of eating barbecue in China, and the average life expectancy of the three eastern provinces is higher than the national average, and barbecue will not have the same impact on human health as you said." On the contrary, fried foods are more likely to lead to a range of chronic diseases due to their high calorie levels. ”

"Once doesn't hurt, as long as you keep it at the right frequency, fats are a great addition to the calories your body needs. Li Zheng retorted, "You might as well put down the health perspective first, from the perspective of life experience, the heavy taste of grilled fish will only lead to a higher and higher threshold of taste excitement, and the pursuit of spicy food will eventually lead to the collapse of appetite." Relatively speaking, fried chicken is more restrained, and it is necessary for us to control our dietary tastes within a healthy range in order to enjoy long-term happiness. ”

"I agree with you, so we can opt for a relatively refreshing tempeh grilled fish. ”

"It's a good trick, but tempeh isn't refreshing, so I'd recommend eating Chicken McNuggets without sauce. ”

"Then we might as well look at it from a different perspective - our dietary choices will ultimately affect the catering and raw material market, and from the perspective of environmental protection, fish farming ......"

"Don't say it, don't say it!" Li Zheng raised his hand with a bitter face, "I was wrong, I won't ban the trick anymore...... You better just stomp your feet and get angry, let's go eat grilled fish for a walk......"

"I also have a responsibility......," Lin Yujing also lowered her head bitterly, "Think about it carefully, the forbidden move is just a appearance, and the reason why things are developing like that...... It should still be who is on it......"

"Yes...... Li Zheng sighed, "as long as the war continues...... You can't stop this kind of thing......"

"Then why don't you ......" Lin Yujing tentatively probed, "take turns?"

"Oh?" Li Zheng's eyes widened.

Take turns to be the superior!

You're cool for a day, I'm cool for a day!

Wonderful!

"I mentioned it, I'll experience it first. Lin Yujing chuckled, opened her mouth and shouted, "Quick, hurry up and coax people!"

"No, that's not fair. Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "Let's follow the tradition and make a decision based on academic ability, you wait a minute, I'll ask Zhou Chenglong for a written test question." ”

"No!!" Lin Yujing panicked, grabbed Li Zheng's arm, "You can't find a field where a person has obvious advantages, you can't take the ability test, don't do the question test." ”

"So what do you say......

"Hmm......" Lin Yujing pondered for a moment, and his inspiration suddenly burst out, and he raised his hand and said, "Find an independent third party to come up with a question and come up with an area that we can all agree on." ”

"Agreed. Li Zheng smiled slightly and immediately responded.

Lin Yujing.

You're dead.

I learned the Demon Dao across the six realms and unified the eight wildernesses.

Today you can't compete with me in spaceflight, and tomorrow you won't have any fun in shipping.

I'm sorry.

The moment you choose academic ability, you also choose death.

You, the subordinate, the family of Di, Li Lin's family, Emperor Lin Xian, and the little daughter-in-law Lin Yujing, have already lost.

I, the superior, the head of the family, the light of the Li Gate, the bully, the big husband, Li Zheng, will not give you any more chances.

Thinking about the future of Lin Yujing's groveling and warming the bed and folding the quilt.

It's kind of cute!

Especially the appearance of kneeling on the bed, pleasing to the eye, anyway, it's much cuter than sleeping on your stomach or something...

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