Let's go back to 2017, the most exciting thing that year was not even moving to a new house, it should be the second half of the year to accompany my brother in the next community to Nanjing to investigate. This Brother Zhao, it was a family about five hundred years ago, not to mention that the two of us look a little similar, they are all typical big pie faces, although it is the eldest brother who only met after my father left and knew each other well, but we both have a feeling of seeing each other late, digging out the heart and lungs will only quickly shorten the spiritual distance between each other, and even we know each other's housework and financial situation and even each other's friends, the similar and same three views can of course compress a lot of red tape, we have become highly trusted friends, even when I decorate the houseHe repeatedly took the initiative to raise with me the funding gap for decoration can come to me anytime and anywhere to decorate, we will drink together at least once or twice a week, and every time there will be a conversation about the topic of unclean endless heartfelt general, because he is eleven years older than me, life experience and precipitation is a lot of places worthy of my learning and worship, and he has become the best confiding object after I encounter troubles and troubles, after too much frequent contact, my sister-in-law once called me "little three".

At a small gathering in October, he invited me to accompany him to Nanjing for a training meeting, and I told him: "I don't know about these projects, because I love beds and recognize beds very well, so I basically don't travel, I belong to the type that is more homely and safer, at best, I'm just here to be a "little three" to accompany you to relieve your boredom!", well, everyone can dance in the circle after they draw a circle......

If you haven't watched the movie "Nanjing, Nanjing!", you won't understand that Nanjing is really a city full of stories, the key is that it has two railway stations of "Nanjing South" and "Nanjing", so entering this city has become a person with a story, I will open a bottle of "Zhijiang Daqu" to tell you the circle story of this trip to Nanjing, then it is really called ups and downs, twists and turns!

The process of going is always so smooth, and inadvertently I am the "third escort" He has accompanied him to complete the two days of Nanjing inspection, and on the way back, he sat on the send-off business car arranged by the other party and thought about the taste of the hot pot on his body at noon, and the two little fingers of the eldest brother sitting on the side couldn't help but play the keys on his thighs, and even seemed to hear him humming the lyrics that only he himself could understand...... Because I didn't sleep well in the hotel, I arrived at the "Nanjing South" train station unconsciously!

When he arrived at the "Nanjing South" station and got off the train, he found that the train ticket he bought yesterday for the return trip to Kunshan was actually the ticket for the "Nanjing Station...... Wake up, don't hum a little song, you can't do the Chinese dream during the day!". What should I do, what should I do? The car that saw off the car had already disappeared into the vast sea of cars...... It's really easy to make mistakes when you're flustered, and you find understanding, understanding, tolerance, and tolerance in the four little eyes looking at each other for a long time...... After that, we discussed with our eyes and decided to find a taxi and rush to the "Nanjing Railway Station" train station.

Standing at the place where the send-off vehicle started to let us get off, these two guys who are almost 100 years old together are in a hurry and desperately stop a taxi, you stop one, I stop one, maybe people think we look ugly or a file, no taxi is willing to take us, after getting off the passengers, I really want to stare at them with my big nostrils, until they get pregnant! Finally, a very handsome and kind brother rolled down the window and said to me: This is the place where Nanjing South sends off passengers, and passengers are not allowed...... Belch...... Suddenly, I felt that the picture of WeChat booting, the tiny figure standing on the earth was the two of us!

These two "Liu Lao" went around in the huge "Nanjing South" railway station for a long time, and still did not find a taxi, so they could only quickly find a kind person to ask for directions, and when it was time to ask for directions, the "kind person" who had been waiting for a long time was very worried and anxious for us: "Let's go, hurry up, I still have time to catch the train, I should be fine if I drive faster!" , I suddenly felt a warm current of warmth moistened my heart, there are still many kind-hearted people in this world, so the two of us were pressed into the car by well-wishers, and I didn't say anything about the car starting, I asked: "Big brother, how does this charge!",

"4.65 yuan per kilometer, the whole journey is about 18 kilometers",

Why did I suddenly feel that this warm current seemed to be flowing from the saline ground, why was it a little sluggish...... Just as I was falling into deep thought, I remembered the scream of the eldest brother sitting next to me: "Oops, because I didn't get the ticket, in fact, I can change the ticket directly on the mobile phone software, there is no need to go to Nanjing Station again!"

After a mobile phone operation...... "It's all your fault, when you encounter something urgent, you don't sit down calmly and think about it, it's the same as a migrant worker from your hometown, so you must be calm, calm, calm down when you encounter things in the future!", I suddenly felt that there was a big pot on top of my head, and the black cauldron that had just been used was slowly falling on my innocent shoulder, more and more like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...... Watching his calm and virtuous little finger play the keys on his thigh again, my heart that didn't wake up and felt that this trip to Nanjing, I not only want to be a "escort" but also a "backstabber", what do you do, I comfort myself like Brother Q.....

"Let's go to Nanjing Station, or continue to change the Nanjing Station, just go to Nanjing for a half-day tour!", as soon as I heard his words, I suddenly understood that Brother Q and Ah Q originally came out together, no wonder it was QQ, in fact, it was really a good friend!

The black car drove for a while to Nanjing Station, "118 yuan, is it cash or WeChat payment?",

"Why do you want so much money, and you said you didn't have time to send us to the station......",

"How can we be blamed for this, there are many traffic lights, the road is jammed, right, I am not the only one on the road ......", the bumps of the car and the inexplicable black pot made me slowly immersed in the role of the melon-eating masses, I was still thinking about this Anhui black car driver and his wife were still so cute and enthusiastic and warm just now, why are they so hateful and deer-headed rats now,

Then I was pushed awake again in a daze: "Brother, you call the Jiaoguang station immediately, I have the ...... of their phone number",

I was in a state of confusion, and then a series of question marks and exclamation marks suddenly appeared in my head: "The matter of the black car driver, is it that Jiaoguangtai also cares about it??!! another flock of crows flying by......",

"Zhao Dacauld, it seems useless to deal with Guangtai about this matter, I should call 110 or the transportation management office", my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is still a little sober.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's 110!", well, the black car couple heard that we were going to call the police and immediately fried the pot, the "good Samaritan" was full of meat, full of filth and spoke the local dialect of Anhui, and grunted for a long time, I probably understood what he meant, he wanted to drive us to death directly, but the two of us QQ sat in the back seat and didn't get out of the car, I was comforting myself like this. He seems to have the intention of driving down the cliff and dying together, or directly pulling the two of us to a remote place in Anhui Province to kill us directly to make fertilizer...... The wife of the "good Samaritan" sat in the passenger seat and was quite sensible, reminding him not to do extreme things!

I "chuckled" in my heart, and immediately an ominous thought flashed out: "Could it be that this guy often does extreme things?

"After all, it was you who said it was too late for us to get on your car; after all, we had already changed the ticket just a little way out of Nanjing South Railway Station, so we don't need you to drive over again; after all, you did drive such a long distance, it is impossible not to pay you, 100 yuan to pull it down, we won't call!",

When the guy heard that we were only willing to pay 100 yuan for the fare, he was still very excited: "It's not okay to lose a penny! Otherwise, don't want to get out of Nanjing City!", the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I immediately thought: "It's over, it's over, it's really going to be pulled to make fertilizer, and it's hard to go out of the wilderness and die in the wilderness?

Fortunately, the "virtuous helper" who was sitting next to him pinched him and persuaded him: "People don't call anymore, just a little less!" and then turned his head and said to us that it was okay to ......."

In this way, I paid a hundred yuan for the fare, and immediately got out of the suffocating carriage with a smoke, and I suddenly felt that my hundred yuan saved our lives, what a good deal! The frightened two QQ hurriedly lit a cigarette to suppress the shock, it was so terrible, and the hand holding the cigarette was still trembling slightly.

"Let's not quarrel with this kind of person, it's not good for us to be angry, if he does something extreme, it's not a good thing for us, we should come to Nanjing Station to have fun!", Brother Q said to me with relief after smoking two puffs of cigarettes.

What a great "teaching", I suddenly chewed on the "Chairman Mao's Quotations" back then, and there seemed to be similar instructions on it, Brother Q muttered in his head: It's Brother Q's business to make the wrong site, and you agree to get into the black car, so it is also your Brother Q's idea to call 110 to provoke this, and it seems right to say this now...... Well, I'm the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with the soy sauce pot. Anyway, if you can get off the black car and go home, you can see ninety percent of the new wife and house, that is, the sky is clear and the sky is clear!

"Okay, it's almost time, let's go to the station to check the ticket, we can finally go home soon!", so I took out my ID card and handed it to the eldest brother, until the ticket inspector accurately told him: "You come tomorrow, you bought tomorrow's ticket, you can't go today!", it turned out that this "great man" When the cauldron was changed on the black car, I didn't notice that the departure date of the train was tomorrow, and it turned out that the return train ticket he set when we came to Nanjing from Kunshan on the 15th was the 17th, but we only stayed for one night and returned early on the 16th, and when he was changed on the car, he still did not change back to the 16th! It's all your fault, when you encounter something urgent, you don't sit down calmly and think about it, like a migrant worker in the countryside of Kunshan, so you must be calm, calm, and calm when you encounter things in the future!", I was suddenly relieved, I watched Brother Q silently, for fear that he would throw another pot on my head!

At this time, the boss of the interviewed company sent him a WeChat message: "Safe, smooth!", Zhao Daguo asked me with a blank face: "How to reply?", I couldn't help but silently raised my head and seriously helped him count the crows flying overhead...... After going through many hardships and dangers, I finally arrived at the train station where I departed...... In the case of only one change, we can only lose 10% of the fare for a refund and then buy a new ticket, but the frustrated QQ brothers found that this Nanjing Railway Station did not have a train ticket to Kunshan on the same day, so we weighed it "Wise Shenwu": we can only rush back to "Nanjing South" Station. Thinking about the frightened experience on the black car, the QQ brothers, who are almost 100 years old, unanimously agreed: We must never take the black car again, it is too thrilling, too frightened! We finally decided to take the subway to Nanjing South Railway Station.

When Brother Q bought a subway ticket and entered the subway smoothly and waited for the train, he remembered the familiar teaching voice in my ear: "Ah, we are quite familiar with Nanjing TWO Railway Station today, oh, um, oh....." , I suddenly felt three more crows flying overhead...... I finally figured it out: it turned out that Mr. Lu Xun's Mr. Ah Q was actually the Q brother in front of me! I was so frightened that I couldn't help but tighten the "soy sauce pot": I don't know if you will wait and take me to touch the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum again...... Brother Q re-purchased the train ticket of "Nanjing South - Kunshan South" on his mobile phone, and the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" once again kindly reminded him to leave plenty of subway time on the side, but his old man misestimated the time for the subway to arrive at "Nanjing South" Station from "Nanjing" Station, when the subway we took just arrived at "Nanjing South" Station, the train had just gone from the dust above our heads, it was just beating my chest, crying without tears, my sky is gray ......! But fortunately, the direction of the subway was not mistaken, otherwise Zhun Bao would have taken me to touch the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum!

As soon as I got out of the subway station, I found that Brother Q, who was discouraged and depressed, didn't want to have anything to do with the railway department anymore, so he threw his ID card to me: "Little fresh meat, you go and change your .......", I suddenly felt a lot of crows flying over the head of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!......!

With a bewildered face, I ran to the window of the rebooking in fear, for fear that I would have an improper relationship with the railway department and get some kind of plane; innocently, I glanced back while walking, only to see him dragging a tired and decadent figure slowly out of his pocket a cigarette that had been depressed for a long time, and hid behind the pillar to breathe a deep sigh of resentment...... When I glanced back at him a second time, I saw a big "mushroom cloud" rising from the place where he was standing, what a great grievance it must be......

After successfully changing the ticket, this Q brother led the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", and hurriedly entered the station to wait for the train, which was an hour and a half in advance, for fear that the train would go away again, so the two of us probably have to touch the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum tonight...... Nanjing, Nanjing South, scared the QQs to death!