The jailer signaled, "You sing!"

Li Yi opened the moonlight treasure box again, but before the lyrics were sung, the jailer cut it again.

"You sing yours, I'll cut mine!" the jailer looked menacing.

Li Yi couldn't bear it anymore, he stepped forward directly and wanted to pull out the treasure knife, but in the end he held back.

He didn't want to force himself to break the skill, so he glared at him, and then continued to open the moonlight treasure box and say the spell.

"I'm really~~"

"I miss you so much~~~"

As soon as he finished singing, Li Yi closed the moonlight treasure box, what a mess!

As a result, the jailer stabbed again.

The jailer shouted, "Daring! How dare you tease me!"

Li Yi saw that the jailer was angry, and hurriedly ran away: "Lord Ai, I will come back to save you!"

With that, he ran away.

The jailer followed closely behind, stabbing incessantly.

As a result, at the moment when the knife fell, Li Yi finally sang the lyrics: "I really want to live for another 500 years~~"

In an instant, a deafening thunder came from the sound department, and the sound effect was terrifying.

The lights also flickered on and off, pulling everyone's hearts up.

When Director Jiang saw the effect of such a show, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "This Li Yi, not bad, something will happen!"

The audience is also attracted by this bizarre plot, especially every character in it.

For a while, the four big words "going back in time" appeared on the screen on the stage.

When the lights were turned on again, Lord Ai stood by the cell door again and shouted, "Life~~"

"Shut up!"

At this time, the jailer came over with a bowl of noodles and did not give him a chance to complain.

He said impatiently: "Lord Ai, I will go to the execution ground tomorrow, come, finish eating longevity noodles." ”

"Hmph!" Master Ai stroked his long hair, "I'm not hungry!"

Originally, the jailer was about to put down the longevity noodles, but after hearing his words, he scolded: "Don't you be hungry?

After speaking, he ate it by himself, "Hmm~~ It tastes good." ”

Lord Ai watched him eat noodles and drooled greedily.

At the moment when the jailer left, another person sprang out of the passage of the prison.

He is Li Yi who has gone back in time!

Master Ai was very surprised, and hurriedly asked, "Who are you?"

Li Yi took out a head of garlic from his arms, pointed at him and said, "Shut up, this is your garlic, don't open it now, go out and eat it again, go away!"

This domineering way of robbing the prison amused the audience.

"What kind of sand sculpture plot is this!hahaha"

"I have convinced Li Yi's creative ability, it's so funny hahahaha. ”

"Others act in film and television clips, but he plays in comedy! He is the king of comedy!"

Master Ai was a little hesitant, and he said, "No, strong man, I'll go, I have to pack up first." ”

Li Yi said impatiently: "Do you want it to do?

Seeing that he didn't pack his baggage, Master Ai stroked his long hair, "Then I, then I have to dress up a little." ”

Li Yi hurriedly interjected: "You don't have to dress up, who looks at you?

"Then the common people ......," Ai looked out the window.

"There's no one outside!Hurry up!" Li Yi opened the cell door and prepared to leave with Master Ai.

Lord Ai was very helpless, he pleaded: "Strong man, I beg you, can I just say a word?"

Li Yi didn't think about a sentence for long, so he agreed: "Just one sentence!"

"Just one sentence. Master Ai held up a finger.

Li Yi held his treasure knife, "If you dare to say more, I will ......"

Master Ai walked to the window and shouted, "Someone, someone is trying to kill me!"

"Someone is going to rob you!!"

At this time, the jailer poked his head out again and said speechlessly, "What are you shouting?!"

Master Ai immediately pointed at Li Yi: "What about this!"

When the jailer saw it, he shouted, "What man?!"

Li Yi was so angry that he pointed at Master Ai and gritted his teeth: "You wait for me, wait for me!"

He saw the jailer rushing over with a knife, and Li Yi roared: "Go, don't think that if I don't cut you, I won't be able to beat you." ”

When the jailer heard this, he became angry: "That copying guy!"

"I'm going to fight with you, do you want to copy the guy? I'll show you what it means to grab a white blade empty-handed! Come on. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the jailer stabbed him.

Li Yi didn't succeed.

The jailer stabbed him again.

Li Yi still pounced.

After the jailer stabbed him three times in a row, Li Yi applauded and said, "It's really amazing!"

With that, he fell.

Lord Ai hurriedly shouted: "Cut him, cut him, don't leave him alive." ”

While kicking the fallen Li Yi, he shouted: "I told you not to let me speak! I don't just speak, I also recite poems! Who has not died in life since ancient times, leaving Dan to take care of his sweaty feet!"

The jailer wanted to make up for it at the end, but then Li Yi stood up, and he said viciously: "You wait, wait." ”

With that, he ran away.

The jailer chased after him: "Stop!

At this point, the lights were all extinguished.

The audience knew that Li Yi was going to play time travel again.

I only heard a sentence from behind the prison wall: "I really want to live another 500 years!~"

The thunder sounded again, and the screen showed four big words of "Go back in time".

The audience was happy, and Director Jiang was even more excited to pace back and forth.

The ratings have risen to 3%!

What shocking news.

In just a few minutes, a large number of viewers wanted to come and see Li Yi's absurd comedy.

Director Jiang knows that after tonight, Li Yi will definitely draw a strong stroke in the history of the stage play!

Sure enough, when the lights came on again.

The familiar Lord Ai appeared in front of everyone's eyes again.

He didn't continue to recite the poem as he had done the last two times, as if he was thinking about something.

At this time, the jailer walked over, still holding the familiar longevity noodles in his hand.

That familiar taste~

The jailer looked at Lord Ai and said, "Lord Ai, I will go to the execution ground tomorrow, come, finish eating garlic." ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, Li Yi pushed him away.

Li Yi walked directly into the cell, pushed Master Ai down, and beat him vigorously with the moonlight treasure box: "Recite poetry! Don't let you talk or talk! ”

Li Yi muttered while stepping on it: "Who has not died since ancient times! I tell you, whoever doesn't die has to die, beat you to death!"

The jailer was in a hurry at this time, and he hurriedly said, "Hey, this strong man, he will go to the execution ground tomorrow, there is no need for this, right?"

Li Yi took a deep breath, "I can't wait for tomorrow, the hatred between the two of us is incomprehensible to ordinary people." ”

Lord Ai looked at the jailer, "Save me~"

Li Yi took the moonlight treasure box and knocked on Lord Ai's knee, "This is your knee, I'll knock you to death!

The jailer couldn't look at it, and stabbed Li Yi in the past: "You let go!"

Li Yi pointed at him, "Okay, when I come back next time, I'll clean up with you." ”

He opened the moonlight treasure box, but the box was divided into half, and Li Yi was dumbfounded, "It's over, it's broken." ”

Li Yi was so angry that he picked up the moonlight treasure box: "I killed you, who has not died in your life since ancient times......"

In this way, the curtain gradually fell, and a "farce" finally ended.

When everyone realized that the whole stage play was over, they all stood up.

They gave their warmest applause to these outstanding actors on stage.

Teacher Song Dandan also stood up, raised his hands above his head, and kept applauding: "It's amazing, it's really amazing." ”

The netizens in the live broadcast room even spread the barrage all over the screen.

"It's so beautiful, it's wonderful!"

"Hahahaha, my mom asked me why I kept smirking at my phone, and I didn't know!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

These similar barrages are countless.

It is worth mentioning that Li Yi relied on this "Who Has Not Died in Life Since Ancient Times" to directly rush to the first place on the hot search list!

After a while, Li Yi returned to the stage.

He first bowed and greeted everyone: "Hello everyone, hello everyone~"

The audience at the scene burst into applause again, and some of them shouted: "Brother Yi is awesome~"

"Brother Yi is the most handsome~~"

After Teacher He heard it on stage, he smiled and said, "Yiyi, it seems that your voice is very high, do you think this stage play is a success?"

Li Yi thought for a while and said: "I think it's okay, this time the stage play should be better than the last time, the last time it was a little rushed, this time the obvious laughter and all aspects of acting skills can be shown, and I also want to thank my assistant actors, I really thank them." ”

At this time, Zhang Ziyi directly gave an evaluation: "I'll just say this, in the entertainment industry, the first person with the largest traffic and who can act is none other than Li Yi." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience was in an uproar.

Because according to Zhang Ziyi's coffee position, she is fully qualified to say this.

And Li Yi, as a praised person, also has a reason to receive such an honor.

Song Dandan also took the microphone: "I'll just say two words, awesome! Really, I saw a different Li Yi, I saw a different absurd comedy, thank you, Li Yi." ”

Zhang Guoli said with a smile: "I think ah, you will set up a special stage play studio in the future, and I want to perform your script!"

Li Yi listened to many people's praise and said, "So, everyone will vote for me, right?"

This sentence caused everyone to laugh again.

Finally they shouted in unison, "Will !!"

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