Only then did the big guy know that the poem that Li Yi read just now was the name of the stage play.

"The stage play "Who Has Not Died in Life Since Ancient Times" has officially begun!"

For a moment, all the lights dimmed.

Everyone was watching the stage intently.

They are looking forward to this stage play, and they are also looking forward to what kind of different performances Li Yi can bring them.

At the same time, netizens in the live broadcast room were also nervous.

"I think the name of this show is very magnificent!"

"Yes, it may be that Li Yi is going to perform a stage play that is loyal to the country!"

"It seems that Brother Yi is going to be an iron-blooded man this time. ”

But they never expected that they were wrong!

The curtain opens.

I saw an old man with a long beard walking out.

He was followed by a middle-aged man.

This middle-aged man is played by Li Yi.

His neck was covered with beards, like a strong man in the green forest.

The long-bearded old man shouted Li Yi: "Apprentice!"

Li Yi immediately stepped forward: "Master!"

The long-bearded old man waved the coat in front of him, knelt down slowly, and arched his hands: "Listen!"

"Master Ai, the friend of life and death of the teacher, has been put on death row and will be executed tomorrow, so you must rescue him tonight. ”

The long-bearded old man looked at Li Yi and patted him on the shoulder: "You are one of the few capable apprentices of the teacher, this task belongs to you, if there is an enemy who surrounds you and wants to circle and kick you! What should you do?"

As soon as the word circle kick came out, the audience on the field was happy.

What kind of fairy line is this!

Needless to say, it must have been written by Li Yi!

Everyone is looking forward to whether Li Yi and the others will pass five levels and kill six generals, and finally rescue Na Ai.

This is very much in line with the theme of the title of the stage play "Who Has Not Died in Life Since Ancient Times"!

Li Yi knelt down at this time and said, "Listen to Master's advice!"

The long-bearded old man stroked his beard and said, "I'll teach you a trick for the teacher, look at it!"

After saying that, he kept spinning in circles, shouting as he turned: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

Li Yi's face was full of question marks, and he wondered, "Master, can this work?"

"People's hearts are flesh and blood, you just turn around and shout sorry, I see who dares to kick me. "Master is serious.

It was this serious effect that made everyone present laugh crazy.

They all said that this master was the most cowardly one they had ever seen!

At this time, Director Jiang was observing the data in the background.

He was pleasantly surprised to find that when Li Yi came on the stage, the ratings of the show directly increased by 1.5%!

While he was amazed, he also admired Li Yi's talent.

Director Jiang really thinks that Li Yi can create a stage play script in two weeks, which is a very remarkable realm.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also began to launch a barrage.

"Hahahaha, this master laughed at me to death. ”

"Laughing at my mother's son. ”

"It's really serious nonsense hahahaha!"

They thought that Li Yi would eventually accept Master's tricks, but Li Yi on the stage still shook his head and said, "Master, I can't come here." ”

Master nodded slightly: "Since you can't let go of your son so much, you just take this, Moonlight Treasure Box!"

Suddenly, the master took out a small wooden box from the ass behind him and said to Li Yi: "Once you fail the mission outside, open it and recite the incantation aloud......"

Li Yi said tentatively: "Prajnaparami?"

Even the audience below thought that this spell was this, after all, Xing Ye's "Journey to the West" was really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

But Master shook his head and immediately shouted, "I really want to live another 500 years!"

Then, he looked at Li Yi: "He will help you turn back time, start over, go!"

Li Yi took the moonlight treasure box and said, "Yes!"

In an instant, the lights of the stage fell, and the scene changed.

When the yellow floor lamp came on again, an elderly man wearing a mantle and prison clothes appeared on the stage.

His two hands were cuffed, his figure was a little rickety, and he sang in a weak voice: "Who has not died in life since ancient times, leave Dan to take care of the sweat!"

After saying this, the lights on the stage came back on, and a man dressed in a jailer's clothes came over and said, "Lord Ai, I will go to the execution ground tomorrow, come, let's finish eating longevity noodles." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone laughed again.

The reversal of this line shakes the baggage is also too exciting.

"Hahahaha, I'm going to go to the execution ground, and then eat longevity noodles hahaha. ”

"This is going to hell to be a long-lived ghost!"

"Hahaha, I found that Brother Yi's ability to write scripts is too strong. ”

Because Li Yi's stage play attracted a lot of traffic at once, there were even three hot searches about "The Birth of an Actor" on Weibo.

This made many melon-eating viewers enter the live broadcast room again.

Such a virtuous cycle even allowed Director Jiang to increase the backstage carrying capacity of the live broadcast room by two grades.

At this time, Lord Ai on the stage stared ahead with his eyes unmoved.

When the jailer saw that his good words were hard to persuade the damned ghost, he put the longevity noodles on the ground and prepared to leave.

He looked at Master Ai and said, "Do you have anything else to say before leaving?"

Master Ai suddenly laughed, and then said seriously: "Longevity noodles should be added with garlic." ”

When the jailer heard this, he immediately kicked into the cell and said, "I've given you face, haven't I given you face! I'll give you a fire, and you want me a donkey?

Then the jailer left in disdignation.

As soon as the jailer left, a dark shadow walked into the prison.

The lights gradually hit him, and the audience saw that it was Li Yi!

He's come to save Lord Ai!

Li Yi looked at Lord Ai in the cell and said, "Lord Ai." ”

At this time, Lord Ai was eating longevity noodles, and when he saw Li Yi, he took two steps forward and asked, "Who are you?"

"It doesn't matter who I am. Li Yi shook his head.

Lord Ai looked at him affectionately, and finally said, "Do you have garlic?"

Hearing this, the audience below laughed.

This Lord Ai turned out to be a tease!

"Hahahaha, I'm going to die laughing. ”

"No, this one is so funny. ”

"I thought that Li Yi was going to play the Jingzhong Serving the Country series, but I was stupid. ”

Li Yi touched his pocket: "No, I came in a hurry, I came to save you on the orders of the master." ”

Lord Ai was overjoyed, "Who is your master?"

Li Yi hugged his fists and said: "My master is your friend of life and death, and he is nicknamed the master of Jishui Pond, and kneel in circles!"

The name of this circle kneeling really hit everyone's laughter.

Even Teacher Song Dandan couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

She secretly said to Liu Ye: "There is a reason why the master who dares to love him has been kneeling and spinning in circles, and this burden is shaking well!"

Liu Ye didn't speak, just smiled and nodded.

But this shows that he has recognized Li Yi's acting skills and line ability from the bottom of his heart.

Being able to use two words to make everyone laugh is indeed a honed ability.

At this time, Li Yi was about to open the prison door and said, "Master Ai, let's leave quickly." ”

Lord Ai waved his long hair and said calmly: "Strong man and slow, you have finally come to save me, wait for me to clean up." ”

With that, he cleaned up his straw mat.

Li Yi was so angry that he vomited blood, and he said bitterly: "Lord Ai, there is no need for this, we are escaping from prison, not moving." ”

When Master Ai heard this, he nodded: "It's also okay, then I'll dress up a little." ”

He stroked his long hair again, and continued to rub against time.

Li Yi was very anxious, he was worried that when a jailer came, he would not be able to escape, so he continued to persuade: "Lord Ai, I don't think there is a need for this, right?"

Lord Ai shook his hand again and again, looking serious: "I have been an honest official all my life, and I am loved by the people, I can't let them see me embarrassed!"

Li Yi was very angry in his heart, he wanted to kick over, but there was no way, after all, this was the master's friend of life and death, so he had to explain: "Lord Ai is too worried, and there is no one outside." ”

When Master Ai heard this, he nodded and said, "You reminded me of this." ”

He stood by the window of the prison wall and shouted, "People!!"

"I've heard that Lord Ai is going to be released from prison! ”

As soon as this sentence came out, Li Yi covered his mouth, not knowing what to say.

The audience at the bottom was amused by this sentence, and at the same time, Li Yi's voting index on the Internet rose, and the number of votes for the second place suddenly reached hundreds of thousands!

After many netizens saw it in the live broadcast room, they all posted barrages.

"Hahaha, this Lord Ai is so underwhelmed!"

"I also think I'm laughing to death!"

"Hahahaha, I can't do it, it's so funny. ”

"I feel that Li Yi is very suitable for writing a comedy script!"

"I've made up my mind for this show, I just want to watch Brother Yi!"

The comments on these barrages have kept Li Yi's hot search in a state of "explosion".

On the hot search list on Weibo, there are even four hot searches about Li Yi and "The Birth of an Actor"!

On the other side, Lord Ai on the stage waved his hand: "Thank you for saving me and leading the way!"

Li Yi hurriedly opened the cell door, "Go, go, go." ”

At this moment, a head appeared on the window of the prison wall.

It's the jailer's head.

He frowned and asked, "What are you shouting!"

Following the gaze next to him, he found that there was a stranger, that was Li Yi!

"Hey, whoa!" said the jailer, who immediately came through the window.

At this time, Master Ai not only did not run away, but fell asleep on the ground.

Li Yi looked confused, "Master Ai, what are you doing here?"

The jailer had already arrived, and he stabbed Li Yi is head, "I'll insert it!"

He gritted his teeth and said, "I'll give you face, don't you, you still dare to rob the prison when I'm on duty?!"

When the jailer saw Lord Ai sleeping beside him, he snorted coldly: "Bold death row prisoner, I will send you on your way today!"

Master Ai opened his eyes in a daze, rubbed his eyes, and said, "What happened?"

He looked at Li Yi and asked, "Hey, who are you?"

Li Yi was speechless: "Lord Ai, let's not do this, right?"

The jailer didn't care so much, he stabbed directly at Li Yi: "I'll solve you first!"

"Wait!"

Li Yi slowly took out the moonlight treasure box and said to the sky, "I...... Really"

Before he could finish speaking, the jailer stabbed him.

Li Yi endured the pain, glanced at him, and continued to open the moonlight treasure box, "I really ......"

As a result, the jailer stabbed him again.

Li Yi sang again: "I really ......"

The jailer raised his machete for the third time.

This time, Li Yi looked at the jailer and shouted, "I really obeyed you, can you let me sing this sentence completely!!"

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