Zhang Zizi was very pleased.

No, it should be very gratifying.

Because, in the previous life, it was not only he who pitted the present life. This gave him great satisfaction in his heart.

The hearts of the people have always been like this, not suffering from the few, but suffering from inequality.

When he knows that there is a 2B existence like himself around him, he will feel that this world is suddenly not so 2B.

Especially this 2B, it's actually more than 2 yourself.

This 2B is talking about foreign Taoists.

Like Zhang Zizai, the foreign Taoist priest also has a bullish past life.

His previous life was - Zhong Kui.

Zhong Kui has served in the underworld for many years, and he can do everything to catch demons and ghosts, but he has always been isolated from the core of power.

This made him depressed for a while.

He felt that it was all because of his looks.

When he was alive, he was stripped of his reputation because he was too ugly, causing him to die with hatred. I didn't expect to be rejected because of my appearance when I died, and I couldn't enter the middle hall.

So, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally on a dark and windy night, he secretly left a letter and reincarnated.

This letter was also entered into the underworld to warn the employees of the underworld and persuade them to take precautions.

Especially the cow head and the horse noodles, the rubbings of this letter are still forced to be placed at the bedside of the two families, and they must read it every day before going to bed.

The letter reads as follows:

"Brother Hades, I'm leaving, I've thought about it for thousands of years, but I still feel that I have been treated too unfairly because of my face, which is really too embarrassing, so ...... I'm going to be reincarnated as a handsome guy! The whole world will feel handsome when they see me! You don't have to send someone to me, in order to prevent being caught by you, I have entrusted Hades of the underworld to help me get a blonde identity and reincarnate as a foreigner with diplomatic immunity!

Good bye!

No, never again!"

It is said that after reading this letter, Hades slapped the table and cursed for seven hours. The special combat forces that were originally subordinate to Zhong Kui's department were also canceled, and Zhong Kui himself was permanently blacklisted in the prefecture.

……

No wonder the foreign Taoist priest couldn't see the content of Zhang Zizai's mobile phone, and the reason for doing it for a long time turned out to be here!

It's a pity that Zhong Kui worked hard to cast a foreign tire, and finally ran back to this yellow land.

All this, maybe it's fate.

Xia Xue sat next to the foreign Taoist priest, and said with a smile while plucking walnuts for him: "So, when he knew that he was the reincarnation of Zhong Kui, he felt that he should have a stunt, so he kicked the telephone pole with a spiral leg...... And then it became like this. ”

Zhang Zizai: "We were both reincarnated in our previous lives, and I was also for the sake of the world, you are actually because of this reason, you are not too ashamed?"

The foreign Taoist priest said indifferently: "So what, anyway, it's all a matter of the previous life." Besides, my past life has left me a good face anyway, what about yours?"

Zhang Zizai: "Can we change the topic...... By the way, Xia Xue, do you know that you are not afraid after this?"

Xia Xue shook her head: "Don't be afraid, no matter what Brother Dogan is, he will always be Brother Dogan in my heart...... Besides, I always felt that I was too ugly to be worthy of him, but in fact, I still have some inferiority complex in my heart, but now I won't!"

Xia Xue turned her head and looked at the foreign Taoist priest affectionately: "I believe what you said now, I am the most beautiful in your eyes, this sentence is sincere." ”

Of course I think you're good-looking!

Because you look as ugly as he did in his previous life, he looks kind!

……

In the evening, everyone gathered on the first floor to eat hot pot together, which was very lively.

"Where did that Dao Yan'er last go with the woman?"

Zhang Zizai asked, reaching out to tear the band-aid on his neck.

Shiramaruko hurriedly shouted, "Don't move!"

Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "No, this place doesn't hurt and doesn't itch, why do you stick this...... Besides, I'm a big man, and it's too girly to stick a pink Peppa Pig!"

The foreign Taoist priest leaned over, stared at Zhang Zizi's neck and said, "No, I remember that you didn't have any injuries on your neck that day?"

Zhang Zizai pointed to his neck and said, "I don't know, anyway, when I fell asleep, there were two more marks here." ”

The foreign Taoist priest looked at the bruise mark on his neck, then turned his head to look at the white pill, and was just about to speak, when the white pill gagged his mouth with a large pill.

The foreign Taoist priest kept snorting, and fanned his hand in front of his mouth: "Hungry God! You want to burn and starve!"

Bai Maruki came over, and put the Band-Aid back to Zhang Zizai, and said angrily: "Who let you owe it!"

The foreign Taoist priest had nothing to say, so he had to eat the hot pot with his head down.

Xia Xue poured a glass of ice drink for the foreign Taoist priest distressedly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll post one for you at night." ”

The foreign Taoist priest said happily: "Sticker!"

Ao Bing: "What to post? I want it too!"

Foreign Taoist: "Go, go, find your sister Jiu'er to post it for you!"

……

A few people were eating, and suddenly the door of the store opened, and the monk limped in, followed by a man in a suit and leather shoes.

Seeing a few monks sitting around the table, Dao Yan'er said happily: "Yo! Why don't you call me when you eat?"

After speaking, without waiting for everyone to greet him, no one next to him put his black dirty hands into the hot pot, stirred it, and then took out a handful of mutton rolls and threw them into his mouth.

Everyone covered their mouths and put down their chopsticks.

After the monk chewed a few mouthfuls of mutton, he spit it out and caught it with his hand, and said, "Oh, it doesn't seem to be cooked!"

Shirauko left the table: "I won't eat it!"

Leon also withdrew the stool: "I don't mind adding an order, I will help you end this first." ”

The foreign Taoist priest pulled Xia Xue to stand up as well: "If I could beat you, you would have died a long time ago!"

Zhang Zizai threw the dishes and chopsticks: "Yes, a good meal was ruined by you alone." ”

Ao Bing sat in place, holding chopsticks and asked, "Why don't you eat it?"

……

Everyone sat at the table on the other side, watching the monk eat happily.

Behind him, the man stood respectfully and without saying a word.

Zhang Zizai: "Old liar, who is this next to you?"

Monk Dao Yan'er remembered the person next to him, raised his head and introduced to everyone: "He! He is the dead man that day!"

Zhang Zizai exclaimed: "Isn't it, can you save the dead?"

Dao Yan'er waved his hand: "If I want to have that ability, will I come to you to eat!"

Zhang Zizai: "Then what is?"

Dao Yan'er wiped his hand on the tablecloth casually, and led the man to the group: "Actually...... He's not dead at all!"