The man in front of him was actually the deceased who was treated to death by a female doctor?

This made everyone frightened.

Zhang Zizai walked upstairs and called down the tattooed brother and Yi Shuihan, who were whispering.

After Yi Shuihan saw the man, he was also stunned on the spot.

Zhang Zizai pointed at the man and asked, "You're not dead?"

The man nodded.

Zhang Zizai: "What the hell is going on?"

The man covered his mouth and did not speak.

Zhang Zizai: "What's wrong?"

The man just shook his head vigorously.

Zhang Zizai was anxious: "You are talking!"

The man spoke: "You asked me to say it......"

As soon as the man opened his mouth, everyone covered their noses and hid far away.

Bai Maruko was speechless: "Why is your mouth so stinky?

The man pointed to the monk beside him, and cried: "It's not all because of him!"

Zhang Zizai: "What's going on?"

Monk Daoyan'er: "I also did it for the sake of urgency, and I had to do it as a last resort to save him." ”

Man: "Then you don't have to stuff your socks in my mouth! It's been days, and I don't dare to speak now!"

Monk Daoyan'er patted him on the back and said happily: "Donor, you should feel lucky! Thanks to me, I stuffed your mouth with socks that I washed half a year ago, if it is this underwear on my body......"

Man: "Then I might as well die!"

......

The man ate seventeen candy paper talismans in a row, and only then did he lose the final taste.

Zhang Zizai pulled over a chair, motioned for the man to sit down, and then asked, "Tell me, what's going on?"

The man froze and said with a wry smile: "I didn't expect things to turn out like this. ”

It turned out that the man had encountered difficulties in his business, the capital chain was broken, and the company was about to go bankrupt.

Just when he was at a loss, he came to the door with a Gu woman and told him that he could cheat a high amount of insurance money by faking his death to help him tide over the difficulties.

The man had no choice but to respond.

So, on a dark and windy night, the woman sneaked into the man's hospital room and used a fake death Gu worm on him.

Everything went well, after eating the woman's Gu worm, the man did temporarily lose his life characteristics and entered the state of the living dead.

Who would have thought that when he was stolen out of the morgue by the woman, he would know that the doctor who operated on him actually jumped off the building because of this incident.

The man felt guilty and felt that because of his momentary misstep, he had caused others to lose his fragrance.

So he discussed with the woman and wanted to give up, and he went to the police station to turn himself in.

Of course the woman didn't want to, so wouldn't she even expose herself.

So he didn't do anything, fed the man poison Gu, and wanted him to fake his death and turn it into a real death.

Fortunately, Monk Dao Yan'er arrived in time and used his socks to force out the Gu worm that the woman had planted in his body, which saved his life.

And today, the man came to apologize to Yi Shuihan.

Zhang Zizai listened to what happened, but shook his head again and again to disagree.

Just kidding, last time, because of the illegal operation, I reunited the two volunteers, which caused me to carry the punishment and was almost punished by the prefecture for the crime of endangering the balance of the Three Realms.

Isn't it your own life?

No, no, no, you can't use the eye-opening skill on ordinary people anymore!

Seeing Zhang Zizi's hesitation, the monk said with a smile: "Don't worry, you don't need to make a move in this matter, the poor monk can handle it!"

Zhang Zizai: "You will also open the eyes of heaven?"

Dao Yan'er monk pretended to be B and said: "The small skill of carving insects is not enough to worry about teeth." ”

After speaking, he reached under his armpit and rubbed left and right, and after a while, he took out a thumb-sized lump of mud, pinched and kneaded it with his thumb and forefinger.

After the meat was in a lump, the monk handed it to the man and said, "Now, eat this, and you can communicate with the ghost at will within an hour!"

The man looked at the things in the hands of the monk Daoyan'er, and there was a long armpit hair on it, and he couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach: "Is there any other way?"

Monk Daoyan'er: "What's the matter? The female benefactor has died in order to treat you, and you can't even stand this little grievance now?"

Man: "No, it's too ...... Isn't it okay to change to another one?"

Monk Daoyan'er: "Okay! Then you wait!"

After speaking, he reached out and took off his shoes.

The man was horrified, "What are you doing?"

Dao Yan'er monk said: "Rub the soles of your feet! This effect is better, you can manage it for three days!"

The man's face turned dark: "I'll eat this anyway!"

Monk Dao Yan'er nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, you are all light, when I used to heal Wang Xuanling's injuries, I used boogers!"

Foreign Taoist: "Impossible! My master is not so disgusting!"

Monk Dao Yan'er smiled: "Of course, I didn't tell him what it was made of, I only said that Tong Ren Tang's Liuwei Dihuang Pill cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar, is a big brand, and has quality!"

Zhang Zizai: "I've never seen you so disgusting." ”

Monk Daoyan'er eyelided: "How can you speak! The poor monk is your life-saving benefactor!"

Zhang Zizai patted his chest happily: "Fortunately, what you gave was aura, if it was something as disgusting as them, I would rather choose to explode and die." ”

Monk Daoyan'er: "Reiki?

Zhang Zizai: "The cool gas you injected into my body that day!"

Monk Daoyan'er smiled awkwardly: "That...... Actually, it's not Reiki. ”

Zhang Zizai: "That's?"

Monk Daoyan'er: "That's a fart I put on after eating too many dried sweet potatoes that day." ”

What?

Can a fart still be released from your hand?

Seeing Zhang Zizai's expression of disbelief, the monk explained: "What's the fuss, haven't you seen those people in martial arts movies who use their skills to force drugs?

Zhang Zizai slammed the table, stood up, and roared angrily: "Don't pull me! This shameless man actually put his fart in my body! I must kill him today!"

Monk Dao Yan'er smiled cheaply, and then propped up his lame leg and put on a standard horse walk: "What? Do you want to have another bloody disaster?"

Zhang Zizi stayed where he was, he really couldn't beat this old liar.

So, he had no choice but to turn his attention to the rest of the people present for help.

The foreign Taoist priest spread his hands: "I'm disabled, it's inconvenient to appear." ”

Leon shook his head: "I'm not done with my last list, and I can't kill people now." ”

Ao Bing: "Look at what I'm doing! I didn't pull you!"

Zhang Zizai glanced around, saw that no one helped, and finally wilted.

Bai Maruko smiled and said, "Forget it, forget it, how much are you, I sucked a full five liters of fart last time!"

Zhang Zizai said helplessly: "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you." ”

Seeing Zhang Zizai sitting down, the monk Daoyan'er took the horse and said with a smile: "The donor is really ignorant, whether it is a fart or aura, as long as he can save people, can't it? The world is obsessed with calendula and despises the paper cup, but forgets that what they really want is just the elixir in the cup." ”

Monk Daoyan'er shook his head: "Layman, when will you understand the truth!"

Zhang Zizai pouted: "Don't talk about those useless things, I just can't beat you, otherwise you would have died a thousand times!"

When the man on the side heard it, he hurriedly seconded it loudly: "Me too!"