The girl can see ghosts!

Zhang Zizi never expected that there would be this one.

This girl had a few drinks with her friends and was about to drive home, who would have thought that she could actually meet the drunk driver at noon, she thought that she was going to plant it now, but she happened to see Zhang Zizai walking out of the alley with three ghosts talking and laughing all the way, so she hurriedly drove the car to him, expecting him to help her.

As for what happened next, the girl said she didn't remember it.

"So, you can see ghosts?"

Girl: "How fresh, otherwise I would dare to ask you for help!"

"You're also a Taoist priest?"

The girl was stunned for a moment, and asked, "You can't see what I am?" No, dare to take three resentful ghosts to wander on the street, this line should not be shallow." How could it be ......"

Zhang Zizai was in the fog of what she said, what's wrong with this ghost wandering on the street, except for the occasional neurosis who talks to himself, it's not a big deal. Anyway, no one else can see them.

The girl asked again, "Then I didn't show my stuff when I was drunk just now?"

Zhang Zizai: "What kind of stuffing?"

The girl's face was slightly red, and she said with a little embarrassment: "That's it...... Somewhere there is no long thing exposed. ”

Zhang Zizi was surprised: "You are a ladyboy?"

The girl feigned anger: "You're a shemale! I'm talking about tails!"

Seeing that Zhang Zizi really didn't know what to say, the girl had to sigh: "Okay, to tell you the truth, I'm not a human being." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Then you are a ghost?"

The girl shook her head, this stupid guy was really about to be stupid to death by him: "Can't you think of anything other than people and ghosts?"

Zhang Zizai thought for a while: "Immortals, monsters?"

The girl snapped her fingers and admitted, "That's right, let me introduce it officially, my name is Shirakumaruko and I'm a goblin!"

Zhang Zizai sighed: "The balls can also become essences?"

Bai Maruko: "Get out! Maruko is my name, and the old lady is a vixen!"

Zhang Zizai: "You, a fox spirit, come on, you are a fox monster at most." ”

Bai Maruko wondered, "Is there a difference between these two?"

Zhang Zizai glanced at Bai Wanzi's chest, and replied with bad intentions: "Big spirit and little monster!"

White Maruko: "I'll bite you to death!"

......

The two left the hotel, and Bai Maruko asked Zhang Zizai to take her home.

According to her words, the time for alcohol to dissipate in the body is 10-20 hours, and the two of them have slept for less than 6 hours.

But Zhang Zizi didn't want to send it, it looked like it was more than eight o'clock, and he had to help Lu Yiguan find the goddess in a while, and he had to take a taxi after ten o'clock. has lost more than 200 in vain, Zhang Zizai's heart is already dripping blood, and if he tosses it like this, it is estimated that he will really have to take a broken bowl and go to the street to ask for food.

Bai Maruko didn't care so much, and said to him unrelentingly: "You really let me go back like this?"

Zhang Zizai nodded affirmatively.

Bai Maruko immediately put on an aggrieved expression: "However, if I drive like this, I will definitely be arrested as a drunk driver." ”

Zhang Zizi said indifferently: "It's you who caught it, not me." ”

"You also know that I am a goblin, and I am timid, and if I am caught by the police, I am afraid that my tail will be exposed. Hakumaruko pointed to his buttocks, and the void gestured a tail.

Zhang Zizai smiled and said: "That relationship is good, I just sent the 826 bureau to dissect." ”

Bai Maruko: "It's a small matter for them to dissect my tail when I show my tail, but if I don't hold back, I'm likely to confess you, if they know that there is a weirdo here who can communicate yin and yang and drive away evil ghosts, how do you think they will deal with you?"

Zhang Zizai asked, "Do you know what my name is and where I live?"

Shiramaruko shook her head: "I don't know." ”

"That's it, goodbye!"

This woman is not a goblin, she is a drama spirit! Zhang Zizi thinks that he can't afford to provoke him, so he can only take 36 strategies as the best policy.

When Bai Maruzi saw that Zhang Zizi was leaving, he smiled playfully, and shouted at his back: "But, I remember your taste." ”

Zhang Zizi turned around and remembered my taste? What kind of god operation is this?

Bai Wanzi saw Zhang Zizai stop, and came to him in three steps and two steps: "The braised beef noodles of Master Kong you ate last night didn't put down the vegetable buns." The day before yesterday, I spent more than five hours with a beautiful woman spraying a pink bottle of Miss Dior. In the middle of the night the day before yesterday, you used your left hand to ......"

Zhang Zizi hurriedly covered her mouth: "Aren't you a fox spirit? How can your nose be smarter than a dog?" No wonder this guy just sniffed on his body for a long time while he was asleep, it turned out that he still had this special function.

Bai Maruko took away her hand and showed her charming little tiger teeth again: "Actually, I'm a fox dog spirit." ”

......

In the end, Zhang Zizai still escaped and saved the taxi money.

It's not because of that vixen...... The fox was very merciful, but her car really couldn't be driven.

On the way here, the car full of white balls vomited, and Zhang Zizi was busy taking care of her and didn't have time to clean it up.

On a hot summer day, a pool of unpleasant-smelling liquid is stuffed in a completely unventilated small space, and after several hours of fermentation, it is sour and refreshing......

The moment Shiramaruko opened the car door, she almost didn't die there. Zhang Zizi secretly laughed and deserved it, who made your nose so smart.

"Who made my car like this? The old lady is going to destroy his whole family today!" Bai Maruko retched for a while, angry, and just now he was still weak, and the little bird disappeared in an instant, and he became a bandit in seconds.

Zhang Zizai: "I don't think it's enough to destroy her whole family, it's better to punish the nine clans, and come to Ling Chi, a basin, a cannon or something to relieve hatred." ”

"That's right, don't let me find out, or I'll ...... him" Shiramaruko thought for a moment, as if something was wrong, and then realized that this masterpiece might be her own.

"Forget it, let's take a taxi back. This car turned around and asked someone to pick it up, I didn't want to sit anymore. Bai Maruko covered his nose and closed the car door, turned his head to Zhang Zizi and said, "You can help me call Didi." ”

Zhang Zizai looked dissatisfied: "Why do you want me to call a car?

Bai Maruzi took out his mobile phone and handed it to Zhang Zizai: "Look, it's out of battery." ”

Zhang Zizai smiled and took out his own: "It's such a coincidence? ”

Just kidding, my mobile phone is dedicated to the underworld, and it is a black screen in the eyes of others. Last time, he relied on this mobile phone to get a ride on the foreign Taoist, and now he just makes the best use of everything, and this little goblin still wants to take advantage of him? No way! Is he the kind of master who suffers? There has always been only ......

"Isn't this good? Yo, Old Man Cui, are the two bottles of wine that I dragged someone to bring to you last time delicious? If it's delicious, just ask, I'll take care of it here! Who is this Old Man Cui?"

No! How could she see the contents of her mobile phone? Zhang Zizi remembered very well that the mobile phone was obviously black in the eyes of the foreign Taoist priest that day!

"And this and this, Niu Dada's wife plays a good piano! It's just an initiation! You can not sleep for three days!"

Bai Maruzi held the mobile phone and read out Zhang Zizi's chat content one by one.

"Give me back the phone!" Zhang Zizai took the phone back, his face cold.

Bai Maruko smiled brightly, "Look, my phone is out of battery, and I don't have any money on me, so I can only ask you for a favor." ”

Zhang Zizai smiled bitterly, the reincarnation of heaven, everything is rewarded. The tricks I used on others were all returned by this little goblin today.

"I've convinced you, I'll call you a taxi. Zhang Zizi's heart began to drip blood again.

Five minutes later, Didi arrived.

Bai Maruko happily got into the car, turned around and waved at Zhang Zizi: "Thank you! I will invite you to dinner another day!"

Zhang Zizi squeezed out a smirk and hurriedly sent the enemy away.

Another day?

The most annoying word in the world is this another day. Everyone talks about "another day", coming out to get together another day, going shopping together another day, and making an appointment for a movie another day, Zhang Zizi has heard it no less than 500 times.

But to this day, I haven't seen anyone really give him the so-called another day.

Okay, he bought a test drive with his own money, after all, he grew so big, it was the first time he drove a Mercedes-Benz.

Although this Mercedes-Benz, the smell is a bit big.

After sending off the white pills, Zhang Zizai and the three ghosts rushed to Lu Yiguan's goddess's house.

On the way, Zhang Zizai strongly complained about the three ghosts' inadequacy, and the three ghosts who were like a river on weekdays were all silent just now, and they became spectators one by one.

Especially the tattooed brother, when he saw Zhang Zizai eating deflated in front of Bai Pills, he was actually happy to laugh.

The tattooed brother defended himself with an innocent face: "Didn't you always want to marry Bai Fumei? ”

Zhang Zizai glanced at him, and said angrily: "The surname Bai has to be Bai Fumei?

After sitting on the ground for a few stops, everyone came to the address that Lu Yiguan said.

Zhang Zizi stepped forward and knocked on the door.

After a while, the door opened, and a man with a scruffy beard and a decadent face poked his head out: "Who are you looking for?"

Zhang Zizai: "Hello, I'm looking for Meng Yun." ”

The man looked Zhang Zizi up and down for a while, and replied coldly: "She's dead!" and slammed the door shut.

When Lu Yiguan on the side heard this, his eyes were red, and he was surrounded by black gas, and in an instant, he turned into a state of terror full of resentment, and before Zhang Zizi could react, he passed through the door and rushed into the room.

Zhang Zizai stomped his feet, secretly saying that it was bad, he wanted to hurt people again!