At noon the next day, Zhang Zizai picked up his mobile phone and dialed Han Meimei's number.

Two days ago, I exchanged Lu Yiguan's news for Haidilao, and today I have the information of his goddess, so I have to change Quanjude again.

The phone was dialed, and Han Meimei's lazy voice came from the other end: "What's the matter, what's the matter with me?" Obviously, it was already three days old, but she hadn't woken up yet.

"What time is it, are you still sleeping? ”

Han Meimei stretched and woke up: "What new material do you have there?"

Zhang Zizai: "I have first-hand news about Goddess Lu Yiguan here, do you want to know?"

"Well, what am I supposed to do, I even went to her house yesterday. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it, it's so fast?"

Han Meimei: "Then what do you think, the name of my Lanxiang excavator is not for nothing." With me out of the horse, can there be material that can't be dug up?"

Zhang Zizai missed the roast duck, and suddenly wilted halfway: "That's okay, it seems that I can't eat this meal." ”

Han Meimei said apologetically: "I'm really embarrassed, I'm really not in the mood to eat today." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What's wrong?"

Han Meimei sighed, stretched out her fingers and rubbed her temples and said, "I heard a sad story yesterday. "Yesterday I came home crying until the early hours of the morning before going to sleep, and she still has a bit of a splitting headache until now.

Zhang Zizai: "Are you still upset about Lu Yiguan? It's not that I said you, as a reporter, you should jump out of the incident and not be affected by feelings, so as to ensure the truth and fairness of the report." Do you know that famous picture? What's it called, yes, hungry Sugelland? ”

"Hungry Sugelland?"

Zhang Zizai: "Just that Zhang is a refugee crawling hard, and a few crows behind him are quietly waiting for him to starve to death, ready to eat his corpse at any time." ”

Han Meimei couldn't help laughing when she saw Zhang Zizai's serious nonsense, and said, "That's called the hungry sultan! ”

Zhang Zi played with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, but it turned out to be a razor, and he also made a big hole in himself, so he had to cover up embarrassedly: "It's all the same, it's basically the same anyway." You have to learn from the spirit of others who can get out of the incident, and you can't always ......"

Han Meimei interrupted Zhang Zizai's words: "The reporter you mentioned is called Kavin Carter, and she committed suicide shortly after filming that work. ”

Zhang Zizi touched his nose again, and felt that the roast duck had flapped its wings and flew farther and farther: "....... Let's talk about licking dogs. ”

Han Meimei: "No, masturbate ......"

Zhang Zizai: "Lu Yiguan!"

Han Meimei: "Okay, Lu Yiguan's story is quite sad, but yesterday's story is a story that is sadder than sadness." ”

Zhang Zizai looked puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Han Meimei sighed, and didn't tell him what the hell was going on, only that he would naturally know after he went.

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Zhang Zizi to answer, and hung up hastily.

The roast duck is gone, and the belly is empty.

The rice plan was completely declared a failure, and Zhang Zizai had to buy a few buns casually, preparing to take the three ghosts to the address of the goddess Lu Yiguan.

As a result, as soon as he turned out of the alley, he saw a Mercedes-Benz SLK driving straight towards him.

Zhang Zizi hurriedly dodged, the car passed by, and slammed into the trash can on the side and stopped.

Zhang Zizai looked around the car with a distressed face, fortunately this trash can is plastic, otherwise how many roast ducks would have to be spent on this touch-up paint alone.

Zhang Zizai was about to find the owner of the car and said, only to see the left car door open, and a drunken girl walked out of the car, and flattered Zhang Zizai and said, "Handsome guy help." ”

"How can you help?"

The beauty didn't answer, pointed her finger to the intersection not far away, and before Zhang Zizi could respond, she slipped into the co-pilot.

Zhang Zizai looked in the direction pointed by the beauty and suddenly realized.

At the intersection, several traffic police were stopping the car to check for drunk driving, Zhang Zizai looked at the girl in the co-pilot, and got into the car with a wry smile.

The co-author wants to use himself as a shield.

"Girl, I'll help you this time, let me meet next time, be sure to be the first to report you!" Zhang Zizai warned the girl. He is not a person who likes to preach, but he really has to say two words about this today. The ghost Lao Liu is still vividly aware of the fact that he died from a bottle of Moutai with 500 million yuan, and if this girl doesn't persuade her a few words, sooner or later she will have to follow in the footsteps of Lao Liu.

The girl turned her head to look at him, her eyes foggy.

"You don't want to take your own life, you have to think about others, I walked on the road so well, I almost ......"

"Wow......." The girl responded to Zhang Zizi's reprimand with vomit.

I drank like this at noon, how good this girl is. Zhang Zizai shook his head with a wry smile, found a tissue in the car, wiped it, and slowly walked forward with the girl.

The cars in front were being inspected one by one, and when Zhang Zi arrived here, he rolled down the window.

A smell of alcohol mixed with the smell of vomit came out, and the traffic police couldn't help but cover their noses.

"How much did you drink?"

Zhang Zizai pointed to the girl on the side: "She drank it." ”

"Why did you drink like this at noon?"

Zhang Zizai was still angry that he had been vomited, and when he saw the police officer asking, he replied with damage: "Her father just died, and she is not in a good mood." ”

The traffic policeman looked at it with an understanding expression and took out a breathalyzer.

Zhang Zizi blew a breath, normal.

The traffic police nodded with satisfaction: "The young man has good concentration, and your girlfriend has drunk like this, and you still haven't drunk a drop of alcohol." ”

Zhang Zizai smiled: "It's too late for me to be happy that her father is dead, there is no need to borrow wine to kill my sorrows." ”

The traffic policeman frowned, "Why are you like this? Where is your father-in-law happy when he dies?"

Zhang Zizai's face darkened: "He opened his mouth and asked me for a million dowry." ”

After hearing this, the traffic police patted him on the shoulder meaningfully: "Dude, it's not easy to be a man......."

......

After the inspection, Zhang Zizai drove the car to a secluded path, turned his head and looked at the girl again, who was already drunk and unconscious.

Zhang Zi originally wanted to find a place with few people to return the car to her, but now that she is like this, it is estimated that it is hanging.

"Beauty, where are you going?" Zhang Zizai shook her shoulder gently, the girl opened her eyes in a daze, and looked at Zhang Zizai: "Who are you, why are you in my car...... Wow. "Another pile of vomit, spraying a free arm.

Zhang Zizi was helpless, so he had no choice but to touch his hand towards her..... After rummaging, she took out her mobile phone and wanted to find her friend to toss the girl back, but the phone had a password lock and couldn't be unlocked.

Lu Yiguan saw that the girl had been drunk and couldn't wake up, and he was afraid that he would delay seeing the goddess, so he said: "Otherwise, let's just put her here and lock the car door." When she wakes up on her own, she can go back. ”

Zhang Zizai glared at him angrily: "Lock the car for a big girl, do you want her to suffocate here?"

This Lu Yiguan really has no common sense at all, how many incidents of being suffocated in the car in the news have been locked, and he can still come up with this kind of damage.

Hu Jiao looked at the messy car that was spit out by the girl and smiled: "I didn't suffocate to death, I smoked to death first." ”

Lu Yiguan: "That's not easy, just roll down the window." ”

Zhang Zizai: "I don't think you're licking a dog, you're a stupid dog!"

The drunken girl suddenly stood up and scolded, "You are the dog! The old lady is a fox!" After speaking, Zi Yu slipped under the seat and snored again.

Well, I forgot that I can't talk to these ghosts casually when there's someone around.

Zhang Zizai helped her up and tightened the seat belt again to prevent her from walking down again.

After thinking about it, he finally took her to the hotel, thinking about waiting for the wine to sober up before discussing.

Zhang Zizi wasted all his efforts, moved the girl to the bed, hastily cleaned up the clothes and pants that she vomited on, sat on the chair by himself, and waited quietly for her to wake up.

The girl lay on the bed and was restless, one moment babbling and scolding, and the next she was crying and crying, hey, silly music, this fine energy is comparable to twenty-four billies.

Zhang Zizai coaxed and deceived, and finally quieted the girl, and he was tired enough, and after a while, he fell asleep leaning on the chair.

......

I don't know how long I slept, but in a daze, a handsome face was attached to me, constantly inhaling and sniffing.

Zhang Zizi woke up suddenly, and saw the girl lying on top of him, sniffing and smelling.

When the girl saw him open her eyes, she leaked a bright smile: "Are you awake?"

Her smile, two shallow dimples, with naughty little tiger teeth, is indeed a very beautiful picture, Zhang Zizi was almost fascinated, if it weren't for the smell of alcohol and vomit left on her body, it was really respectful.

Zhang Zizai calmed down and said to the girl: "Since you are sober, then I will leave." After speaking, he took out an invoice from his pocket: "A total of two hundred and three." ”

The girl took the invoice, and it turned out to be the hotel accommodation fee.

"Where is there a house for girls to pay for. ”

Zhang Zizai retorted: "Can someone else's house be the same as the two of us?"

The girl smiled: "What's the difference, aren't they all sleeping." ”

"Their sleep is a verb, and we are nouns. ”

Girl: "Who knows...... I've just gotten drunk, maybe you've already verbalized it? After all, this lonely man and widow are in the same room, ......", he covered his chest, and pretended to be aggrieved: "You negative man......"

Zhang Zizi thought to himself, I want to do something, the key is that these two men and one woman are staring at themselves directly, this condition is not allowed!

"Why are you like this, I was kind enough to help you, but you have to pay the bill. ”

The girl saw Zhang Zizai's anxious eyes, and she was happy: "Why are you so ignorant, don't I joke with you, everyone is a fellow believer, isn't it natural for the rivers and lakes to save the emergency?"

Zhang Zizai: "Who is the same person as you." ”

He pointed to the three ghosts who were watching the excitement on the side and said, "You took these guys out for a while, and you said that you are not from the same way?"