Chapter Fifty-Six: The Old Man Who Walked Him
The tengu disappeared like this, leaving only a piece of dog hair in this world.
As a famous demon in R country, he has never been able to count the opponents he has swallowed alive.
Countless extraordinarily skilled Onmyoji, and many great demons with advanced cultivation, all turned into a pile of white bones under his fangs.
But he never expected that today, in this place, it would be swallowed by others in such a way.
After eating the tengu, the foreign priest rubbed his still shriveled stomach and walked towards the white pills with saliva.
Zhang Zizai hurriedly stopped in front of her, took out his mobile phone and was about to shout at the wooden man.
Boiling Bing also stood up and protected the two girls and two ghosts behind him.
The foreign Taoist priest walked up to everyone, leaked a weird smile and said, "Guapi, tease you to pinch it!" Then his body returned to normal, and then he fainted and fell to the ground.
In desperation, everyone had to carry the naked man on their backs, and the group hurried back to their residences.
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At noon on the second day, the foreign Taoist priest woke up slowly, rubbed his temples, and asked in a hoarse voice, "What happened yesterday?"
Zhang Zizai was surprised: "You don't know what's going on?"
The foreign Taoist priest burped: "I only remember that yesterday I swallowed a spirit explosion talisman, and the spiritual power in my body suddenly surged, I couldn't control it for a while, and the whole person fainted." ”
Zhang Zizai patted him: "That's good, that's good." There are some things that are good to not know. ”
The foreign Taoist priest looked at everyone with a look of wanting to speak and stopping, and he didn't know what to do.
Shiramaruko handed him a copy of the lunch on the table and said, "Okay, don't talk about those things that affect your appetite, let's eat something first." ”
The foreign Taoist priest took it, opened it and saw that it was all vegetarian dishes.
"How can you eat this? There's no meat at all! Forget it...... I'm not too hungry anyway. ”
Shirakuko: "You still want to eat meat? You haven't eaten enough meat?"
Zhang Zizai glared at her and put down the chopsticks in his hand. This little girl, which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned, I remembered the previous scene again, and now I can't even eat vegetarian.
Boiling Bing stretched out his hand and touched the head of the foreign Taoist priest with a concerned face: "I don't have a fever either, why are you confused?"
Foreign Taoist: "?"
"You really can't remember what you did yesterday?"
The foreign Taoist priest was even more puzzled and asked, "What did I do?"
Zhang Zizai sighed: "You ate the tengu." ”
Foreign Taoist: "Eat?"
Bai Maruko nodded: "I ate it all, and there is no hair left." Even that hemorrhoid ......" Speaking of this, Shirakumaruko rushed into the toilet again.
Foreign Taoist: "So I won the battle? and stewed it into a hot pot?"
Zhang Zizai: "Winning is winning, but this hot pot is ......"
Foreign Taoist: "Not stewed?"
Zhang Zizi nodded.
Foreign Taoist: "That's fried?"
Zhang Zizi shook his head.
The foreign Taoist priest said with a look of pity: "You won't fry him, will you? It's just too violent! Such a good dog demon meat is actually fried in oil! Are you worthy of your taste buds?"
Zhang Zizi looked at him and didn't speak.
The foreign Taoist priest was even more foggy, and he cast his eyes for help like boiling Bing.
Seeing the foreign Taoist priest looking at him, he waved his hand frantically: "Don't look at me, they won't let me say it, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it." ”
Foreign Taoist: "I won't let you say anything?"
Boil: "Don't let me say that you ate the tengu raw!"
Zhang Zizai: "Yes, the case has been solved again." ”
The foreign Taoist priest was surprised: "Eat it raw, impossible!" After speaking, he sat on the bed and covered his forehead and tried to remember.
After a while, the foreign Taoist priest jumped up and said, "I remember!"
Zhang Zizai: "Remembered?"
Yesterday, my spiritual power soared, and I was almost about to go mad, but I don't know what happened, and suddenly a wave of energy came out of my body to wrap these spiritual powers, guiding them to swim in the meridians of my body, and then I felt that the body was unimpeded, the three meridians and six veins were completely opened, and the spiritual power continued to gather in the dantian, and then ......"
When the foreign Taoist priest said this, his stomach turned upside down, and he hurriedly covered his mouth and rushed into the toilet.
Ten minutes later, the foreign priest walked out with a pale face.
Zhang Zizai: "What's the matter, I think of it all?"
Foreign Taoist: "Don't mention it, I will only be a vegetarian in the future." ”
Zhang Zizi shook the lunch box in everyone's hands: "We have already changed to vegetarianism." ”
......
Everyone decided to rest in the hotel for a whole day, and tomorrow they will help He Yuanzhen find his baked steamed buns.
In the afternoon, Bai Maruko took Kana Abe to go shopping again, and Xi Bing took the two ghosts to sweep the surroundings of Conan, and the foreign Taoist priest was sitting on the bed meditating and exercising, and he wanted to digest the spiritual power brought by the spirit explosion talisman or the spiritual power after eating the tengu.
In short, his spiritual power has improved a lot.
Zhang Zizi had nothing to do, so he decided to go out for a walk.
This is the first time he has walked alone on the streets of country R, which is hilly, but the streets are very clean, and the occasional sea breeze blows, and the whole person is much more comfortable.
Zhang Zizi walked aimlessly, and unconsciously came to a small square.
This is supposed to be the activity center of the nearby residents, and several children are chasing and playing on the slide not far away, and an old man sits at the bottom of the slide, looking at them with a kind face.
Zhang Zizai walked in, sat on the swing, looked at the scene in front of him, and felt this warmth.
After a while, a child of about six or seven years old joined the crowd, holding a popsicle in his hand, and his eyes were dripping at the children who were sliding on the slide, and he wanted to go up and play, but he didn't know what to do with the popsicles.
The old man smiled and walked up to the child, and without knowing what to say to him, the child gave him the popsicle and climbed up happily to play with the children.
The old man looked at the child's innocent smiling face, held a popsicle, and skipped ......
The child standing on the slide was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears.
Zhang Zizi was speechless, he thought that this old man was the grandfather who took care of his grandson. Unexpectedly, it was a liar who fooled children with popsicles.
In recent years, there are all kinds of cheating, cheating a popsicle to eat, Zhang Zizi is the first time to see it.
Zhang Zizai jumped off the swing and chased him in the direction the old man left.
Walking through the streets and alleys, I finally saw the figure of this old liar.
At this moment, he was standing leisurely in front of a stall selling pastries with his hands behind his back, and took advantage of the boss's efforts to lower his body, grabbed a handful of pastries and stuffed them into his mouth.
The boss got up, saw that there were fewer pastries on the table, and looked at him with a puzzled expression. He shook his head like a nobody, and stood next to him with a kind smile.
The boss looked at the old man in front of him, and saw that he was well-dressed and kind-looking, and did not look like a man who had stolen a few pieces of pastry, so he turned around and prepared to find some paper to wrap the pastries.
The old man took advantage of the boss's efforts to turn around, grabbed a few more pastries, stuffed them into his mouth, turned his head and left. By the time the boss reacted, he was gone.
Zhang Zizai chased after him in three steps and two steps, but he could not keep up with the old man's pace.
The old man in front of him walked leisurely, seemingly walking very slowly, but he always kept a distance of about ten meters from Zhang Zizai.
As he walked, Zhang Zizi sensed that something was wrong.
He's the champion runner in that part of his family, how can he not even catch up with an old man?
You know, when he was in middle school, he had to run 10 kilometers every day! Not every day, one day he only ran 5 kilometers.
Because the dog who had been chasing him had a tummy that day.
In short, the old man in front of him is definitely tired, with Zhang Zizi's physical strength and speed, although he is not as good as the foreign Taoist priest and the heavenly ...... If you don't mention him, you will be sick to your stomach when you mention it.
Although it is not as good as a foreign Taoist, it is not easy to chase a bad old man.
But this old man can not only easily get rid of him, but also take a cake from the east and a cake from the west at will, and even run to the tea stall and drink a cup of tea leisurely.
Zhang Zizai was just walked by him, walked back and forth for a long time, walked until the sun set, and actually walked back to the previous square.
The children who had been here before were long gone, except for a young girl sitting on a swing not far away, swinging back and forth.
The old man returned to the square, so he found a place to sit.
Zhang Zizi walked over quickly.
The old man smiled and said, "Young man, you have followed me all the way, is it fun?"
It turned out that this old man had already known that he was following him!
Zhang Zizai stepped forward to find him to theorize: "Why are you so disrespectful to the old and even lied to a child's popsicle?"
The old man shook his head and said, "What you see with your eyes is not necessarily what you know. ”
Zhang Zizai: "?"
The old man pointed to the ground, motioned for him to sit down, and continued, "If I don't eat his popsicle, he will take the popsicle and go down the slide, and then he will accidentally get stabbed in the eye by the popsicle, and he will become one-eyed." ”
Zhang Zizi looked shocked, and this kind of operation?
"What about the owner of the pastry shop?"
The old man laughed: "The owner of the pastry shop will be fine, but the person who buys pastries from him will neglect to look at the road because he bows his head and eats the pastries, and will be hit by the oncoming big truck, and thus lose his legs." I ate his pastry, and he had to make a new one. In this case, the person who came to buy the pastry would miss the time of the big truck because he was waiting to make the pastry. ”
Zhang Zizai was skeptical and continued to ask, "The pear?"
The old man continued: "If I don't eat that pear, it will be bought home by an old woman who lives alone, and then accidentally fall to the ground, and then slip and fall. After I ate it, other pears were different in shape, so there would be no such situation. ”
Zhang Zizai: "The cake?"
The old man laughed, "The cake will choke a little child." ”
Zhang Zizai: "What about the bowl of tea you secretly drank? Will it burn others because it is accidentally knocked over?"
The old man shook his head: "No. ”
Zhang Zizai: "That's?"
Old man: "I'm thirsty. ”