Zhang Zizai almost raised his mobile phone and slapped the old man in the face.

If it weren't for him saying the latter sentence.

The old man said amazingly: "If I had picked a date yesterday and eaten it, maybe the tengu would not have died." ”

Zhang Zizai's hand raised in mid-air stopped.

Although the battle with the Tengu was fierce, it was shrouded in blood mist, so outsiders couldn't see it. Otherwise, behind those boulders, under the big trees, where would the little couple in the grass still have the kung fu to sing a beautiful melody.

But the old man in front of him obviously knew about this, so how did he know it? Could it be that Zhang Zizai and his party waited for the destruction of the tengu, so they came to settle accounts with themselves?

Zhang Zizai looked at him warily, and the mobile phone in his hand tightened.

The old man continued: "If I went to the back mountain yesterday and picked the dates from that tree. ”

Zhang Zizai: "There are no jujube trees on that mountain at all. ”

The old man smiled calmly: "Of course there is, I have planted two trees on the back mountain, one is a jujube tree, and the other is ......."

Zhang Zizai: "It's also a jujube tree?"

The old man shook his head: "The other one is Gao Shu." ”

......

The old man turned out to be the famous slippery ghost, who was the first generation of the general of the Nuliang Group, and had countless demons in charge of his subordinates, but now he has retired.

"Young man, don't be nervous, Tengu is not a good monster, and I have nothing to do with him, so don't worry, I'm not here to avenge him. ”

Zhang Zizi held up his mobile phone and didn't let it go: "Who are you fooling? Who in the world doesn't know that you have no hair in your mouth, and there is no credible word in your words." ”

Slippery Ghost: "You, you, what did I tell you? What you see with your eyes is not necessarily what you know." It's like that popsicle, if I don't eat it, the little boy will take him home, and he will accidentally fall on the ground, and his grandmother will step on it and slip ......"

Zhang Zizai interrupted him: "Didn't you say that you would poke your eyes?"

The slippery ghost looked stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Yes? It doesn't matter, none of this matters, the important thing is - her." The slippery head reached out and pointed to the girl who was swinging not far away.

"If you don't eat takoyaki tomorrow, she'll die. ”

Zhang Zizi looked in the direction he pointed, the girl was wearing a white skirt, took off her shoes and sat on the swing, her two little feet swinging back and forth, her head down, not knowing what she was thinking.

Zhang Zizai looked at her, and couldn't figure out what the connection between the girl with a beautiful face in front of him and eating takoyaki by herself.

Seeing that he was still suspicious of himself, the slippery ghost had to explain what he did from a scientific point of view: "Have you heard of the bee effect?"

Zhang Zizai: "The bee effect?"

Slippery Head: "It's a bee flapping its wings in the rainforest, causing a tornado on a distant continent." ”

Zhang Zizai: "That's the butterfly effect!"

Slippery Head: "Uh...... It didn't matter, the important thing was that I already had the ability to sense the effect when I was six years old. ”

Zhang Zizai: "?"

Slippery Head: "When I was a kid, my mom told me that honey was bee. One day, a dying bee flew under the windowsill of my house, and I was curious and stuck out my tongue and licked his ass......"

Zhang Zizi covered his mouth and smiled: "Didn't sting you?"

Seeing him laughing at himself, the slippery ghost said angrily, "Are we talking about stinging or not stinging? I'm talking about the bee effect!"

Zhang Zizi reminded: "Butterfly." ”

Slippery Head: "Oh, yes, when I was six years old, I saw a dying butterfly....... Forget it, you must go for takoyaki tomorrow anyway. ”

Zhang Zizi spread his hands: "That's too unfortunate, I have already decided to change to a vegetarian diet this morning." ”

Slippery Ghost: "It seems that you still don't believe me, I've explained to you many times, this is the bee...... The principle of the butterfly effect. It's like if I didn't eat that pear just now, that pear would be bought by a man, and he would have lowered his head to eat the pear and ignored the oncoming ......"

Zhang Zizi is even more convinced that this slippery ghost is really just a liar who cheats to eat and drink.

Halfway through speaking, the slippery ghost suddenly looked nervous, turned his head and left.

Zhang Zizai: "What's wrong?"

The slippery ghost didn't look back, and disappeared into the street in three or two steps.

After he disappeared, Zhang Zizai saw that not far away, a mother was holding the hand of the popsicle boy and walking towards the square.

Zhang Zizi sighed, this slippery ghost is really a fight with the king two-quarters of the immortals.

......

On the second day, everyone packed up and prepared to go to another city to fulfill He Yuanzhen's steamed bun dream.

Everyone just got in the car, but suddenly received a call from Zhao Jinshan.

"Little brother, where are you?"

Zhang Zizai stuffed the large bags of luggage into the car, and said, "What's the matter?

Zhao Jinshan: "Today, my sister competes, and I want to invite you to be a group of relatives and friends to cheer her on." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Ouch, that's really unfortunate, we're going to Nagoya, and we just got in the car now." ”

Zhao Jinshan said regretfully: "Well, it's a pity, it seems that there is no way to arrange a low-key luxury and connotative show for my sister." ”

This Zhao Jinshan seems to really regard Zhang Zizi as the leader of the 13th session.

Zhang Zizai smiled bitterly and prepared to hang up the phone.

A girl's voice came from the phone: "Brother, did you see my octopus burned?"

Zhang Zizi stayed on the spot, as if he had been struck by lightning.

Yesterday, the slippery head ghost said that if he ate takoyaki today, the girl who swinged would not die.

He didn't take it seriously, after all, this slippery ghost is famous for his slippery head, and his mouth is not as reliable as the king's two-quarters immortal.

Wang two-quarters of the immortal said that the money will be deducted, and he has never broken his promise on this point.

But today, by chance, I heard takoyaki on the phone, which made Zhang Zizi have to wonder if what the slippery ghost said was really true.

After Bai Maruzi packed the luggage, he saw Zhang Zizi's abnormal expression, and walked over and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Zizai told her what happened yesterday.

Shiramaruko lowered her head and pondered for a while, then said, "I suddenly want to eat takoyaki." ”

Zhang Zizai smiled, picked up the phone and dialed back: "Is your sister's takoyaki still there?"

......

The group overturned the vegetarian flag set up yesterday and drove to the venue of the competition that Zhao Jinshan said.

Liu Shanshan had been waiting at the door for a long time, and when everyone got out of the car, she took everyone to the lounge in the background.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw that the girl who was sitting on the swing yesterday was lying on Zhao Jinshan's shoulder and crying at the moment.

Zhang Zizai made a lip gesture at Zhao Jinshan and asked quietly, "What's wrong?"

Zhao Jinshan pointed to the mutilated clothes that were cut on the ground, and said, "I don't know which one of the immoral ones cut my sister's dance clothes." ”

Liu Shanshan: "I guess I was afraid of losing to her, so I secretly moved my hands and feet." ”

Zhang Zizai picked up the clothes on the ground and looked at them, which were not much worse than the ones that exploded when the foreign Taoist priest transformed yesterday.

Seeing this, Bai Maruzi said angrily: "Who is so lacking in virtue?

Liu Shanshan smiled bitterly: "What's the use of talking about this now, it's time for Xiaoyu to play soon, now that she doesn't have this clothes, what will she do to dance the peacock dance." ”

Xiaoyu in Zhao Jinshan's arms, after hearing Liu Shanshan's words, cried even louder.

Zhang Zizai took the rag in his hand and muttered, "Why don't you find some needlework and thread, and I'll make it up for you?"

Xiaoyu: "How to make up for it, it's all cut into pieces!"

Zhang Zizai said embarrassedly: "Just make up for it, it's all like a peacock opening the screen." ”

Bai Maruzi slammed the back of Zhang Zizi's head, and said angrily: "That's the male peacock who opened the screen!"

Zhang Zizai: "That...... Is it too late to go out and buy another one now?"

Liu Shanshan scoffed: "That's Xiaoyu's specially customized clothes for this competition, which cost hundreds of thousands, where do you buy them?"

Wouldn't it, a piece of clothing will cost hundreds of thousands?

Zhang Zizi really couldn't figure out what these women thought, so in order to dance a dance, he actually spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a dress.

Even if you use peacock feathers to enclose yourself inside and outside three circles, it is estimated that it won't cost hundreds of thousands, right?

Besides, even if you wear clothes full of diamonds, you will not necessarily fall into the eyes of men, but will only scold you.

After all, in the eyes of these old men, no amount of gorgeous clothing is far less tempting than the temptation of these women wearing the generous shirts of their own men.

Compassionate?

Zhang Zizai slapped his thigh violently, he was too genius!

Thinking of this, he hurriedly took off his white shirt and handed it to Xiaoyu.

"Come on, wear this jump!"

Xiaoyu took Zhang Zizi's shirt and said with a surprised face: "Isn't it, wearing this?"

Zhang Zizi nodded.

Xiaoyu picked up the clothes, gestured at herself for a while, and then said, "This is a little too ill-fitting, right?"

Zhang Zizi said calmly: "What I want is this feeling of incompatibility." ”

Liu Shanshan, who was on the side, understood Zhang Zizi's intention in seconds, and smiled knowingly: "When you wear men's clothes, what you wear is not the clothes themselves, but the stories behind the clothes." What a brilliant idea! For a while, those old judges in the audience will definitely not be able to bear it!"

Xiaoyu looked puzzled, not understanding what the two of them were talking about at all.

Also puzzled is Humpty Dumpty Zhao Jinshan.

Seeing this, Liu Shanshan said to Zhao Jinshan: "Think about it, under what circumstances would a woman wear a man's shirt?"

Zhao Jinshan came to his senses, clapped his hands happily and said: "I knew that little brother, you must have a way! This hand of 13 is absolutely enough! It is worthy of a person with a story!"

Zhang Zizai threw the peacock clothes that had opened the screen on his face, and scolded with a smile: "Get out! Lao Tzu is a virgin!"

Bai Wanzi on the side stared playfully at Zhang Zizi's left hand, sniffed and said, "Yes, you have been a virgin for several days!"