Chapter 347: One Gasification and Three Clearing

Taishang Laojun: Your healing medicine was sent to you.

Lin Hai looked at the prompt message on WeChat, and the muscles on his face twitched for a while.

"Taishang Laojun sent you a dirty mud pill. ”

Mud Pills: The mud blocks that Taishang Laojun picked up at random from the ground and mixed with saliva are quite disgusting.

"It's so damn damn, old bastard!" Lin Hai was so angry that he almost smashed his phone.

Nima, my brother wants a healing elixir, you sent me a random mud ball, what the hell is teasing me!

Lin Haiqiang resisted the urge to get angry and sent a message to question Taishang Laojun.

Little Fool Fairy: This is what you call a healing elixir?

Taishang Laojun: Yes, the absolute healing elixir, I don't give it to ordinary people.

Burst!

Holy medicine is an egg, and ordinary people don't give it, so why don't you scold anyone who gives it to!

Little Fool Fairy: If you don't want to give it, just say it, don't use a spitting mud ball to coax my brother!

Lin Hai is really hot this time, directly in the >

However, Taishang Laojun was not in a hurry at all, but instead made an expression of covering his mouth and smiling.

Taishang Laojun: The saliva is already good, thousands of years ago, Sun Wukong came to ask for the elixir, but I directly peed and mud. (Behind is a laughing emoji)

Lin Hai looked at the information with a black line on his face.

Nima, if this is true, it would be too nasty.

Little Fool Fairy: Don't brag, I'll ask the Great Sage.

Lin Hai always felt that this should be Taishang Laojun being nonsense, if he really dared to pee and mud on Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong was still angry and ordered him to the palace.

Lin Hai thought of it and did it, and really sent it to Sun Wukong.

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, that old guy from Taishang Laojun bragged to me, saying that he ate a mud ball that he peed on, so I don't believe it, haha. The latest and fastest updates

When Sun Wukong saw Lin Hai's information, he almost replied in seconds.

Monkey King: Ahh!!!!h

Lin Hai saw Sun Wukong's reflection, and his heart was happy, it seems that this monkey is not lightly angry.

Sun Wukong: This damn old man, I'm angry with my grandson!!

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, don't be angry, don't be angry, he will brag, let's not meet him in general.

Lin Hai said in the message, but he thought in his heart, go quickly, beat this old guy, make him so hateful, and give his brother a cement pill.

Sun Wukong: Angry, angry! This damn old man actually told me such a shameful thing about my old grandson, hateful, really hateful!

"Eh" Lin Hai's eyes glared at the boss all of a sudden, and he was directly stunned.

Little Foolish Fairy: That, Great Sage, what do you mean, what Taishang Laojun said is true?

Sun Wukong: Brother, don't talk about this, ah, don't say it! Otherwise, my grandson's face will be lost, lost!

"I'll go, how can I give the situation!" Lin Hai was stupid now, Sun Wukong's words were equivalent to admitting it, what Taishang Laojun said was actually true!

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, why are you eating, it's disgusting to death just thinking about it.

After Lin Hai sent the message, he really retched.

Monkey King: Disgusting, very disgusting!

When Lin Hai saw that Sun Wukong also said the same, he felt even more strange in his heart.

Could it be that Taishang Laojun forced Sun Wukong to eat?

Sun Wukong: However, that's an absolutely good thing, the temptation is too great, I can't resist it.

"What? How did this become a good thing?" Lin Hai's head was even more clouded.

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, why do you say this, what's so good?

Sun Wukong: As long as it is something on Taishang Laojun, it is a good thing, a good thing!

Damn! Lin Hai was depressed for a while, where is Nima good, do you say?

Little Foolish Immortal: What does the Great Sage mean, according to what you say, is it too good for Taishang Laojun to pull?

Lin Hai was angry in his heart, and at first he snorted, "Could it be that Taishang Laojun pulls, and you can't eat it?"

But after thinking about it, he still deleted it, he estimated that as soon as this was said, Sun Wukong had to kill him with a stick.

Sun Wukong: is also a good thing, as long as it is on Taishang Laojun, it is a good thing!

"Nima, isn't it?" Lin Hai laughed for a while, is this Monkey King crazy?

Little Fool Fairy: Great Sage, don't tease me.

Sun Wukong: Where did my old grandson tease you, do you know how Erlang God's roaring dog became a god?

Little Fool Fairy: How?

Although he had read some myths about the god Erlang, he really hadn't paid attention to the experience of the Roaring Sky Dog becoming a god.

Sun Wukong: Hehe, the Roaring Sky Dog was originally a soil dog in the mortal world, and when Taishang Laojun went down to the earth, he pulled a piece of and was accidentally eaten by the Roaring Sky Dog!

Burst!

After reading it, Lin Hai almost sprayed.

Nima, is it really fake? That's hilarious, isn't it?

Sun Wukong: In this way, the Roaring Sky Dog went from a soil dog without any spiritual roots, and in just a few decades, he directly cultivated into a god, and later came to Heaven, met Erlang God, and worshipped the handle.

Nani?

"Isn't Erlang God the owner of the Howling Dog?

Lin Hai suddenly found that the myths and legends he had heard since childhood seemed to be untrustworthy in many places.

However, Lin Hai also heard it from Sun Wukong's words, this thing that has anything to do with Taishang Laojun seems to be very rebellious.

Little Foolish Immortal: Great Sage, Taishang Laojun sent me a mud pill, which was made with his saliva, do you think you can eat it?

Although Lin Hai has basically determined that Taishang Laojun's mud pill is really not ordinary, he still thinks that he should ask Sun Wukong for insurance.

Sun Wukong: Taishang Laojun sent you cement pills!! you can eat them, you can definitely eat them!

Sun Wukong: Brother, I don't know how many Taishang Laojun sent you, is there any redundancy, give me one for Lao Sun?

"Haha, it looks like it's really good. Seeing that Sun Wukong couldn't wait to ask for it, Lin Hai was even more sure that this mud pill was a good thing.

Little Foolish Fairy: I'm sorry Great Sage, he sent me one, saying that it was a healing elixir.

Sun Wukong: Oh, then you can eat it quickly, but my grandson can't eat it, it's a pity, it's a pity.

Little Fool Fairy: Haha, Great Sage, then the little fairy will eat first.

Lin Hai didn't have any doubts anymore, opened the Qiankun bag of WeChat, and found the dirty mud pill.

Extraction or not?

Extract!

Lin Hai directly extracted the mud pill and landed it in the palm of his hand.

"Eat it now!" Lin Hai put the mud pill to his mouth, his mouth opened, but he didn't eat it.

"Nima, no, when I think it's saliva, I can't eat it, it's really disgusting. ”

Lin Hai really couldn't overcome the obstacles in his heart, thought about it, and sent a message to Sun Wukong.

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, when Little Fairy thinks that this mud pill is made of saliva, he can't eat it, what should I do?

Sun Wukong: What's so difficult about this? I haven't told you to eat yet, the roaring dog even eats, what are you doing by eating saliva?

Burst!

After reading the message, Lin Hai was so angry that he couldn't wait to drag Sun Wukong out of his mobile phone and beat him.

Nima, is there such a comparison?

Howling dogs are dogs, and eating is a matter of course.

But my brother is a human being, a human being!

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, don't mention the Roaring Sky Dog, just tell me how you ate it in the first place?

Sun Wukong is urine, much more disgusting than his own saliva, Lin Hai is very curious, how can Sun Wukong's character be eaten.

Sun Wukong: Hehe, brother, you don't understand, do you know the immortals of the heavenly court, what do you rely on for cultivation?

Little Fool Fairy: It won't all rely on the of Taishang Laojun, right?

Lin Hai suddenly had an extremely absurd scene of a group of immortals in his mind, and he was so disgusted that he almost vomited on the spot.

Monkey King: How could they be so lucky?

Nani!

Lin Hai was stunned all of a sudden, Nima, dare to eat or be lucky?

Sun Wukong: The cultivation of immortals relies on the aura of heaven and earth!

This Lin Hai knew that he was now cultivating the Tao Te Ching, and what he absorbed was also the aura of heaven and earth.

Sun Wukong: Do you know Hongjun? He is the one who opened the world.

Little Foolish Immortal: Isn't that Pangu?

Monkey King: Who is Pangu?

"Well, okay. Lin Hai found that the current Chinese people's understanding of mythology has once again deviated.

Sun Wukong: After Hongjun opened the world, the Hongmeng immortal qi in the chaos disappeared immediately, and turned into three clears, which was to transform the three clears into one gas, and there was no Hongmeng immortal qi between heaven and earth from now on.

Lin Hai looked at the phone screen and nodded silently.

He has also seen the legend of the three clears in a book, but he is not very impressed, but he always feels that it is somewhat different from what Sun Wukong said.

But who is Sun Wukong? It is a living immortal, and what he says is naturally much more reliable than what is recorded in books.

Therefore, Lin Hai did not stupidly question it.

Sun Wukong: At the beginning of the opening of heaven and earth, a thick aura was gathered, but the aura was 108,000 miles worse than the Hongmeng immortal qi, even so, there were thousands of geniuses of all races who cultivated into immortals, until the mortal aura was finally exhausted.

Little Fool Fairy: What do you mean by telling me this?

Although Lin Hai listened to this, he was also very interested, but suddenly found that Sun Wukong was off topic.

I'm a seriously injured person, waiting for healing, what's the use of talking about these things instead of telling my brother how to overcome psychological barriers?

Sun Wukong: My grandson has said so much, don't you understand?