Chapter 59: Spit Up, Spit It Out. (Ask for collection)
Han Jianren's eighth set of broadcast gymnastics actually won unanimous praise from the judges and the audience.
A few years later, when she became a well-known aerobics blogger and her various calisthenics and weight loss exercise videos became popular all over the world, I wonder if she would thank the foreign Taoist priest who once stood behind the scenes and worked hard to design this perfect performance for him.
That's all for later.
At this time, she regained her mobility, and she was standing on the stage enjoying the thunderous applause below.
Afterwards, a well-known expert analyzed this dance video and gave a very high evaluation of 9.9 points.
He believes that this video is no longer a simple jump, but a collision of soul and soul.
The eighth set of radio gymnastics danced by the heroine Han Jianren evoked everyone's fond memories of childhood. The way she tried her best to do every move when she danced the exercises made everyone deeply feel the spirit of doing her best to convey the details of what she wanted to convey.
And the beautiful idea of dancing radio gymnastics in a swan suit has also aroused deep resonance - everyone once had a swan dream in their hearts, but after entering the society, they reluctantly danced radio gymnastics with the crowd.
and her helpless and frightened face when dancing gymnastics, which precisely reflects the current situation of this group of people who grew up dancing radio gymnastics after entering society. Everyone is actually like Han Jianren on the stage, stretching out their arms and straightening their legs and bouncing in the big dye vat of society. However, after working hard, I realized that all I got back was confusion and hesitation - this was the same expression on Han Jianren's face.
Not only that, the contrast between Han Jianren's frequent eyes for help at the referee's bench and Xie Dingnan's embarrassing reaction covering his face and pretending not to see the stage is a strong irony of the most harsh social phenomenon at the moment - Godfather Fei when disaster comes.
Through the performance of this group of plays, Han Jianren used this dance to convey to the majority of women the positive idea that godfathers are not as good as fathers, and family affection is far more important than human affection, and also aroused the audience's deep thinking about the distorted trend of capitalist father-recognizing.
At the final awards ceremony, the godfather skillfully set his eyebrows and presented Han Jianren with a special talent award, which pushed this performance to a climax.
It makes perfect use of dystopian techniques to convey a different spirit to the audience - reality is often so unexpected, it can always make you feel at the end of the day, give you a limit reversal, and also make those who are still stuck in the mud and algae have a glimmer of hope for life.
In short, in this country that is good at filming pure action movies with no inner drama for less than three people, Han Jianren's performance with rich expressions and full of inner drama has indeed deeply touched the souls of countless people.
After the award ceremony, the audience left the venue one by one, leaving only the top 10 of the competition and the judges to take a group photo on stage.
Han Jianren took Xiaoyu's hand and sent his blessings with a sincere face. Looking at the smile on her face, Zhang Zizai even began to wonder if the one who was standing behind the scenes just now was not her.
"What a green tea. Zhang Zizi couldn't help but complain.
After listening to this, Liu Shanshan on the side sneered again and again: "At this level, you still want to be a green tea? You can see that she is green, and those battle-hardened old men can't see it?"
Zhang Zizai: "Since you can see that it's green tea, why do those rich people still want her?
The foreign Taoist priest spread his hands and said, "Don't look at me, I'm not a rich person." ”
Shiramaruko smiled, "I'm a woman. ”
"Who is Green Tea?"
Zhang Zizai looked at Zhao Jinshan again, he should have the most say on this issue.
Liu Shanshan: "Get out!"
......
After taking a group photo with the judges, the family members walked up to the stage with flowers in their hands. The whole venue was surrounded by bouquets of flowers, and the fragrance was overflowing in an instant.
Zhang Zizai couldn't help but take a deep breath and exclaimed, "It's so fragrant!"
Bai Maruko also took a sip: "What kind of flower is this? I don't think I've ever smelled it." It seems that there is a strange ...... in the flowers."
The foreign Taoist priest frowned: "The smell of wine?"
Shirakuko: "That's right!
The foreign Taoist priest screamed badly, hurriedly took out a few more charms from his pocket, muttered a few words in his mouth, and then picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth and swallowed it.
Zhang Zizai saw that he began to swallow talismans again, and said in surprise: "Isn't it, you want to transform again?
The foreign Taoist priest didn't answer, took out another spirit talisman, went up and pinched Zhang Zizi's chin, and forcefully opened his mouth and was about to stuff it in.
Zhang Zizai hurriedly retreated: "Don't, I don't have this special fetish!"
Foreign Taoist: "I don't have time to explain to you, hurry up and eat!"
Zhang Zizai shook his head: "If you don't eat it, you won't eat it if you kill it!"
jokes, staged a naked scene in front of so many people, Zhang Zizi didn't have the courage.
Foreign Taoist: "This fragrance is poisonous! Eat the talisman quickly, otherwise it will ........"
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Zizi had already snatched one of them, put them in his mouth and chewed them, the taste was a little weird, but he couldn't care about it so much at this time.
The foreign Taoist priest distributed the remaining charms to everyone and let everyone eat them all, and then looked at Zhang Zizai playfully: "Aren't you not going to kill or eat?"
Zhang Zizai scratched his head and smiled: "Isn't it that he hasn't been killed yet." ”
After Zhao Jinshan swallowed the spell, he asked the foreign Taoist priest with a puzzled expression: "What's going on?"
The foreign Taoist priest explained: "This is an ancient Gu technique, by poisoning the smell, so the aroma of the Gu is so strong that people can't help but want to inhale it. And after inhaling these gases, within five minutes you will lose your mind and be at the mercy of others. ”
Zhao Jinshan said excitedly: "Could it be that this is the legendary Ecstasy Soul Killing Incense for the assassination of martial arts masters?"
Foreign Taoist: "Aren't you a big man in cultivation, why did you become martial arts again, how many novels have you read." ”
Zhang Zizai cut off, just now he saw that the foreign Taoist priest was like a great enemy, and he thought it was a serious matter. It turned out that it was just poisoning in the gas, and he had seen a lot of this episode.
"Isn't it just poisonous smoke, it's so mysterious, and it's also a trick, I've seen it in Xing Ye's movies for a long time, just pee and cover your mouth and it's fine. ”
The foreign Taoist priest pointed to the stage and said speechlessly: "Open your eyes and see, whose poisonous smoke makes people want to smoke all the time? Do you think this is a crow (harmony) film?"
Zhang Zizai looked at the stage and found that everyone was in an abnormal state.
The people standing on the stage have all fallen into obsession at this moment, their eyes are blurred, their nostrils are wide open, their faces are smiling, and they are inhaling the gas around them hard, as if they are afraid of being snatched away by others.
It seems that this poisonous Gu is indeed different from the poisonous smoke in Xingye's movie.
Foreign Daoist: "However, you guessed one thing, this Gu can be lifted with urine." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Then the talisman you fed us just now?"
The foreign Taoist priest nodded: "It's made with my urine." ”
Everyone: "Wow ......"
After spitting up, Zhang Zizai picked up his mobile phone, Zhao Jinshan pulled out his belt, Bai Wanzi held the bench, and Liu Shanshan carried high heels, and walked over to the foreign Taoist priest together.
The foreign Taoist priest smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'm kidding you." ”
Everyone put down their weapons.
The foreign Taoist priest mended the knife and said: "Actually, it is refined with my master's urine." ”
There was another burst of vomiting, and everyone vomited even more fiercely.
After he couldn't vomit, Zhang Zizi stood up, looked at Ao Bing, who was standing calmly on the side, and wondered, "Don't you want to beat him?"
Blink: "Why are you beating him?"
Zhang Zizai: "The talisman he fed you is made of urine!"
B: "Oh. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Oh, it's over?"
"What a big deal, I've been soaking in my beach since I was a child, and hundreds of tourists come to play with the water every day, and I haven't drunk any urine." ”
Zhang Zizai: "......."
After a few minutes, the pungent smell gradually faded, and the movements of everyone on the stage also slowed down, and after a while, they fainted to the ground one after another.
Zhang Zizai's heart tightened, it seemed that what the slippery ghost said was true, and Xiao Huguo was really in danger.
Thinking of this, Zhang Zizai hurriedly rushed to the stage. As a result, as soon as he took two steps, he was hugged by a foreign Taoist priest from behind.
"What are you doing! Xiaoyu is still on stage!" Zhang Zizai turned his head with an anxious expression.
The foreign Taoist priest made a silent gesture at him, and then whispered: "Don't worry, let's take a look first." ”
Zhang Zizai: "What else to watch, if you look at it again, you have to collect Xiaoyu's body!" Xiaoyu fell on the stage at the moment and his life and death were unknown, he still had the heart to wait and see the changes here.
Foreign Taoist: "If you rush out like this, I will have to collect your body." ”
Zhang Zizai: "What do you mean?"
The foreign Taoist priest froze and explained to everyone: "As far as I know, there are only a handful of people in the entire R country who can use this smell Gu. If I'm not mistaken, he should be the one who came this time. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Who are you talking about?"
The foreign Taoist priest swallowed his saliva, stared at the distance with his eyes guarded, and said, "It's really him!"
Zhang Zizai looked in the direction that the foreign Taoist priest was looking.
I saw dozens of masked men emerging from the shadows not far away, some with horns on their heads and tails behind them. This group of ghosts and ghosts were looking at the fainting people on the stage at this moment, and let out bursts of lewd laughter.
Immediately afterwards, a red-haired man walked out of the crowd, about one meter eighty-five tall, handsome, shirtless, with perfect lines outlined by the muscles of his body, and a wine gourd pinned to his waist.
This handsomeness is not much worse than that of a foreign Taoist.
The man walked to the stage, stared at the people lying on the ground and drooled, his eyes full of excitement: "Yo Xi! I can finally have a full meal today!"
Bai Maruko covered his mouth and smiled: "It seems that this person has a hobby with dogs." ”
When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, his stomach churned, and then he leaned over and spurted.
......
Zhang Zizai looked at the man on the stage and asked, "Who is this person?"
Foreign Taoist: "Do you want to know? Then hurry up and collect it and vote for recommendation!"