Zhang Zizai looked at the man on the stage and asked, "Who is this person?"

Foreign Taoist: "He is the master of the night walk of a hundred ghosts, the wine-swallowing boy of the great rivers and mountains!"

Zhang Zizai was shocked in his heart, but he didn't expect to meet this legendary demon here.

The wine swallowing boy was originally a small monk who served in the Echigo Temple in the Heiankyo period. Because of his handsome appearance, he attracted the jealousy and framing of others, so he gradually developed evil thoughts, but these evil thoughts accumulated too deeply, and finally turned him into a monster.

After becoming a demon, the drunken swallowing boy gathered a large group of evil ghosts on the mountains and rivers of Tanbo country, burning, killing, robbing and bullying men and women all day long.

Moreover, this handsome young man also has a special hobby, that is, using the girl's milk (harmony) room as a drink.

And this time, he led all the ghosts to make a big fuss about the beauty pageant and stunned everyone with the trick of poison, just to pick one of these beauty pageant ladies and have a full meal.

Jiu Tun, who was standing in the center of the stage, did not find Zhang Zizai and his group, and at this time he was commanding a group of subordinates to clean up the battlefield with high spirits.

The ghosts and spirits lifted all the men on the stage, threw them into a heap, and lined up the beauties in turn, neatly placed them in a row.

After the wine swallowing boy and others finished their work, he rubbed his hands and walked up to the beautiful woman with a lewd face, straightened his nose and sniffed one by one.

Lying in the first place is one of today's top ten contestants, Princess Ayi Tu from the Western Regions.

The wine swallowing boy stared at her and said, "This is good!36E!" After speaking, he lay on her body with an excited face, sniffed at her for a while, and then covered his nose and said with a disgusted face: "Come on! Hurry up and carry her away for me! This chest is full of silicone, and you won't get food poisoning if you eat it!"

When the younger brothers heard this, they hurriedly threw her into the men's pile.

Jiu Tun walked to the second girl, Miss Liu Lian from Southern Xinjiang. After leaning over to check it, Jiu Tun shook his head again: "I can't eat this, her fox smell is too heavy!"

The wine swallowed his nose and walked to third place, this is Kaka Ka from Savadika. As soon as he bent down, before he could smell it, Jiu Tun jumped up in horror and shouted, "My mother! This is still a handle! Hurry up and throw it down....... Throw him in the toilet! Seeing him affects his appetite!"

The younger brother lifted the unconscious Ka Ka Ka from the ground and asked in a low voice, "Throw the men's toilet or the women's toilet?"

......

Jiu Tun wandered among the women on the stage like this, and kept stretching out his nose to sniff left and right.

"This one doesn't work, this one is all dark!"

"I'll go! Throw her away! She's not covered from head to toe!"

Drinking and picking left and right, but there is never one to his liking.

Zhang Zizai watched him carefully select food, and quipped to the foreign Taoist: "Learn a little from others, don't catch everything and stuff it into your mouth." ”

When the foreign Taoist priest saw him mocking himself again, he was angry in his heart, and grinned at him, if it wasn't for everyone to stop him, he would have pounced on him to fight for his life.

After a while, eight of the ten flower girls on the field had been carried away, leaving only Han Jianren and Xiaoyu lying there alone.

Jiu Tun looked at the women who were thrown in the audience, and said with a look of regret: "What kind of world is this? Don't let people live! Three stops! We have changed places for three stops! I can't find a single appetizer! I just want to eat a natural and pollution-free meal, why has it become so difficult? What is going on with the current government, is there no one to take care of these food safety problems?"

The subordinates who swallowed the wine echoed and complained to him together.

After the five-minute complaining meeting, Jiu Tun walked towards Han Jianren on the stage again, leaned on her and smelled it.

After some inspection, the wine swallowing boy stood up, pointed at her and said, "This is good, it is actually the original!"

When all the younger brothers heard this, they all cheered.

The drunken boy commanded several masked men under his command to carry Han Jianren and walked towards the door.

Halfway through, Jiu Tun suddenly shouted, "Wait a minute!"

His men stood still and looked back at him with a puzzled expression.

The wine-swallowing boy sniffed hard, and sniffed at Han Jianren again: "Something is wrong, why do I smell it still a little weird, do you smell it?"

An eyeless monster on the side raised his big nose and sniffed it, then shook his head and said, "No, I didn't smell anything." ”

Another monster without a tail glared at him: "You don't have a nose as powerful as the boss, how can you smell which woman is good and which is bad?"

The handsome face of the wine swallowing boy immediately pulled down: "What do you mean by this....... I'm a dog?"

The monster without a tail broke out in a cold sweat, and explained again and again: "I didn't mean that, how can the boss be a dog! Don't say it's a dog, even if the big tengu comes, he doesn't have this ability! The boss's unique skill is a magic skill that all our men dream of!"

The rest of the younger brothers also echoed: "Wine swallowing boy, mana is boundless! Wine swallowing boy, mana is boundless!"

When Zhang Zizai heard this slogan, he couldn't help but laugh and said: "How can this guy have the same virtue as the old immortal of the stars." ”

Bai Maruzi glanced at him and whispered, "Don't speak, the nose of the wine swallow is smart." ”

Zhang Zizai said dissatisfiedly: "The nose spirit is not the ear spirit, so what's wrong with me talking." ”

Shirakuko: "You just ate garlic!"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

After the ghost raised his hand and shouted the slogan ninety-nine eighty-one times, the drunken boy raised his arm with a satisfied face and pressed his hand to signal everyone to stop.

"How many times have I told you that we should keep a low profile, why don't you understand? So when you come out to do things, you must keep a low profile, robbery will always only rob one, you can't commit the crime near your own home, don't report my name after the accident, I teach you every day, it's not all for your good, why don't you have a longer memory?"

Jiu Tun put on an expression of hatred for iron but not steel, and lectured to the monsters under him.

Everyone didn't dare to refute, so they had to say yes again and again, shouting that the boss was wise.

After the wine swallowing boy finished preaching, he waved his hand at everyone: "Don't shout slogans so loudly in the future, although I also know that my magic power is boundless, unparalleled in the world, handsome and chic, graceful, and everyone loves flowers and flowers, but we know this kind of thing ourselves, there is no need to talk about it when there is nothing to do, such fanfare, if someone finds out, it will be worth the loss." After speaking, he whispered to a one-horned monster on the side: "Write down the string of words I just had, and in the future, don't just shout that the mana is boundless, it seems that we are uneducated." ”

The one-horned monster looked reluctant: "Isn't it, boss, and changed the slogan again? We haven't done anything this month, we get up at five o'clock every day to practice the slogan, and we've been practicing for several weeks, last time you didn't shout the slogan because of the two little ghosts, and punished everyone for three days without eating, and the big guys have opinions, and I've received dozens of resignation reports in the past few days!"

The wine-swallowing boy's eyes were like cowbells, and he said angrily, "What did you say?"

One-horned monster: "I said that the boss is wise and martial!"

The wine swallowing boy nodded with satisfaction: "This word is not bad, add it to the slogan." ”

When the one-horned monster heard this, he couldn't wait for a few big slaps to kill himself.

The drunken boy continued to his subordinates: "I said all this, but it was not all for your good. As you know, as the king of a hundred ghosts, of course I have nothing to fear. But you are different, your mana is still shallow, and you act in such a high-profile manner, in case you run into hard stubble and are injured by someone, how distressed I am as the boss!"

The eyeless monster muttered, "Distressed? I think you're distressed about that little pension!"

The monster without a tail whispered: "Don't talk nonsense, the boss is not that kind of person! Last time, the ghost of Inoue was beaten by an onmyoji, and the soul was scattered, didn't the boss do a good job in the aftermath?"

The eyeless monster: "Of course, if he destroys other people's entire families, he doesn't have to give a pension!"

No tail: "Wouldn't it?"

No eyes: "Why not, but I heard the ghost in the field say that he heard the ghost on the house from the ghost of Matsushita, and they said that it was the ghost by the pool who saw it with his own eyes!"

No tail: "Didn't the poolside ghost die last year?"

No eyes: "Then I don't know, it's true anyway!"

No tail: "It's good that I don't have a family, otherwise I would have to trouble them." ”

......

After the drunken boy asked everyone to stop, he rechecked Han Jianren. I didn't notice anything wrong with it.

"No, could it be that I'm allergic to pollen and have a bad nose?"

In desperation, he had no choice but to stretch out his hand and grope at Han Jianren.

After touching it, the wine swallowing boy put his finger on his nose and inhaled hard, and then jumped out ten meters away with a frightened face, and pointed at Han Jianren with a trembling hand and said, "Throw it away, throw it away! This guy has AIDS!"

When the younger brothers heard this, they hurriedly threw Han Jianren out as if they were hiding from the plague

Zhang Zizai wondered: "Isn't it, demons and monsters are still afraid of AIDS?"

Bai Maruko rolled her eyes at him: "Are you afraid of leather shoes?"

Zhang Zizai: "Of course I'm not afraid." ”

Bai Maruko: "Then what if someone tells you that the spicy strips you ate yesterday were made of leather shoes?"

Zhang Zizai: "Cut, I already knew this." ”

Shiramaruko continued: "This leather shoe has stepped on. ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"