Chapter 138: I'm Married to You!
Dao Yan'er is a good person!
On the way to escape, Zhang Zi was accidentally stuck on the tournament platform, causing his plan to admit defeat failed.
Seeing that the rat fairies were about to beat him, the monk Daoyan'er intervened in time and saved his life.
Although, this is a bit ridiculous in terms of people's ways.
When Zhang Zizai tried his best but couldn't pull out this leg, Dao Yan'er made a move.
He took off his shoes and threw them at Zhang Zizi.
The shoes slapped straight on Zhang Zizi's head, and directly slapped him on his back.
But it was precisely because of this that Zhang Zizai just pulled his leg out with his strength.
Relieved, he hurriedly got up from the ground and was about to flee the battlefield, but was stopped by the monk Daoyan'er.
"Afraid of what!
Zhang Zizai was speechless and said, "What kind of beating me up!"
Dao Yan'er pointed to the shoes on the ground, and said, "Just take that!"
Zhang Zizi squatted down, picked up the shoes, and prepared to throw them back to Dao Yan'er.
The other party can take a broken shoe and ...... with them in a group of guys who are ready to stew themselves
Well, something seems wrong.
Zhang Zizi held his shoes and looked around.
The rat fairies were still rushing towards them, their faces hideous, and the weapons in their hands flew up in the air.
But all this, in Zhang Zizai's eyes, has all turned into slow motion.
He could even see the saliva in the other party's mouth, spraying into the air to form drops of crystal water, through the sunlight, colorful.
Could it be that there is a problem with the shoes of the monk Daoyan'er?
It seems to be true!
These old guys are now all in eight-fold slow-motion movies!
Zhang Zizai was overjoyed, and hurriedly picked up the sole of his shoe and slapped it towards the rat fairy led by him.
The other party plays it slowly, but his side is normal.
In this way, in their eyes, they are relatively suddenly accelerated by eight times!
The famous combat expert Huoyun Evil God once said that the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable.
At this time, Zhang Zizai, who had mastered the absolute speed advantage, was unrivaled on the field.
He covered his nose while strolling around avoiding the attacks of the rat fairies—no way, the smell of this shoe was too strong, and if he didn't cover his nose, I'm afraid he would have to be smoked before he could defeat them—while picking up the soles of the road edges and slamming them at their heads, slapping them on the foreheads one by one like cucumbers.
Five minutes later, a large area of the field was lying down, leaving only the rat fairy who had fooled his money yesterday standing in place with a stunned face.
Rat Fairy: "Uh...... Your Excellency's kung fu is really good, our Rat Immortal clan is willing to bow down!"
Zhang Zizai: "Don't...... We haven't done it yet!"
The rat fairy shook his head again and again: "No need, no need, I admit defeat!"
Zhang Zizai: "Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"That's good, write a 3,000-word review and hand it to me now!
The rat fairy gritted his teeth: "Okay! No problem! I'll go home and write!"
Zhang Zizai: "Don't, go back to some home, leave it to me now." ”
Rat Fairy: "Now?...... But there's no pen or paper here?"
Zhang Zizi smiled and said, "Why do you want paper and pen?"
Rat Fairy: "No, how can this review book be written without paper and pen?"
Zhang Zizai stretched out a hand, palm facing up, thumb rubbing index finger and middle finger and said: "Isn't there no customs clearance permit on the customs clearance paperwork......?"
Only then did the rat fairy come to his senses, and he took out his wallet in pain: "Okay, give it back to you!"
Zhang Zizai took the money, but his hand was still in the air.
"What else do you want to do?"
"One word and one piece, a total of three thousand!"
Rat Fairy: "I'm writing vertically and horizontally, and I don't have such a high salary!"
......
After solving the rat fairy, Zhang Zizai shouted to the audience again.
With Dao Yan'er's equipment, coupled with his own wooden man, Zhang Zizai was beautiful for a while, and after successively overturning several waves of Di Xian'er who came up to challenge, the audience finally gradually calmed down, and no one came to the stage to fight.
Zhang Zizai turned back to Daoyan and said, "Li Daxian, your shoes are a good thing! I don't know if you can give them to me?"
Dao Yan'er crooked his mouth: "Send you, what will I wear when I send you?"
When he said this, his eyes kept staring at the shoes on Zhang Zi's feet, and his eyes were dripping and turning without stopping.
This bad old man, his eyes are poisonous!
This is the Nike I bought when I paid my salary a few days ago!
finally had a luxury this time, but I was actually targeted by this old liar!
Zhang Zizai hurriedly took off his shoes and handed them to him, and made up his mind: "Let's change them!"
It's just a pair of shoes, and you can buy them again when they're gone.
But the artifact of Dao Yan'er, that is a serious eight classics can not be found!
Dao Yan'er took the shoes, happily put them on his feet, and handed his other broken shoes to Zhang Zizai.
Zhang Zizai held the two shoes in his hands and said excitedly: "Do these two shoes have a slowdown buff?"
Dao Yan'er: "Slow down, what speed?"
Zhang Zizai: "That's what it was like just now...... They're all slow-motion in my eyes!"
Dao Yan'er sighed, and then laughed: "Fool, it wasn't my shoes that made them slow down, it was my foot skin that I threw into your mouth when I took the opportunity!"
Foot skin?
I accidentally ate the skin of his foot just now?
No wonder it feels salty in the mouth.
Zhang Zizai endured the nausea, and the thief said: "Then this shoe ?......"
Dao Yan'er: "It's just an ordinary pair of shoes!"
Zhang Zizai: "......"
......
After the ring, everyone returned to the fox fairy's house to discuss the matter of proposing.
Although the competition was won, the mother-in-law's family was obviously still unwilling.
He has never given Zhu Jianfeng a good look.
"Auntie ......"
"Who is your aunt! I don't have such a poor nephew!"
"Mother-in-law......"
"Don't call me mother-in-law! I don't have an ugly grandson like you!"
"This ...... Didn't we say that as long as we win the ring competition, we can marry her and go home?"
Chubby woman: "It's that little brother who wins the ring, not you...... Little brother, I think you are extraordinary, you must not be an ordinary person, right? Dare to ask where the little brother lives, what do you do for a living, how many suites and how many ...... do you have at home?"
Zhang Zizai saw that the chubby woman hit him with the idea, and hurriedly waved his hand and refused: "Eldest sister, I don't want to go to your nephew!"
Slightly chubby woman: "You can't say that, since you have already won the ring! Of course you are the one to pick! You go out to inquire, my niece is the most clever in the village! If you don't marry her, do you want to go to the three fat people of Huli Daxian's family?"
Zhang Zizai: "But ......"
Chubby woman: "Don't be, I saw it when you came, you drove that Cayenne, right? I think you're fine, it's settled! My niece will marry you!"