Chapter 137: Competition!

The fox fairy clan released a signal flare into the air, and then left the house with the group and walked towards the square.

When a few people came to the square, it was already crowded with a bunch of people, and it seemed that all the earth immortals had received the signal and knew that someone was coming to "rob relatives".

Under the leadership of the chubby woman, Zhang Zizai and others walked onto a martial arts platform.

When everyone saw them, they cast strange glances, pointing at a few people, and talking about something one after another.

In the crowd, Zhang Zizai saw at a glance the rat spirit clan who had robbed him before and changed his ways to collect various fees, and several of them were gathering together, looking at Zhang Zizai with disdain.

"Is that the kid?"

"Cut...... With so much money on you, you're embarrassed to come out and rob your relatives?"

"It's been a long time since I've eaten human flesh, and after a while, we pretended to miss and then killed him, how about eating barbecue at night?"

Pretend to be your sister! Your voice is so loud, Lao Tzu has already heard it, okay!

"Don't, this guy is skinny and doesn't look very good. ”

This guy still has eyesight!

"That'...... Bone broth? I just have a bit of a soup pot here!"

"This can be had! I'll make vermicelli!"

"Then I'll make cabbage!"

......

The earth immortals have already begun to discuss today's dinner, and their eyes that look like they are at ease have gradually changed.

Zhang Zizai shook his head helplessly, he is not pork, what kind of vermicelli and cabbage to go with.

The chubby woman stood on the stage, stretched out her hands to signal the crowd to be quiet, and then pulled out a small megaphone from behind her and turned on the switch.

I only heard a shouting voice from the loudspeaker: "Collect wine bottles! Scrap copper and rotten iron old furniture! The price is fair, and the children are not deceived!"

Hearing the sound of the horn, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The chubby woman was embarrassed for a while, hurriedly turned off the automatic play in the speaker, coughed dryly, picked it up again and shouted to the audience: "Quiet and quiet! I called everyone here today, not for anything else, just because this little brother next to me wants to compete with the warriors of our Dixian'er Village and take away my niece in the mode of martial arts!"

After hearing this, all the demons turned their eyes to Zhang Zizai, with a fierce light on their faces.

"Look at what, it's not me who wants to compete, it's him!" Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Zhang Zizai hurriedly stood up and defended.

"No, no, no, I'm not talking about the blonde one, it's the one next to him... Yes, it's him, the most obscene and ugly person on stage!"

"Don't look at me! I'm talking about the most obscene and ugly thing, not the most handsome and the most jade tree in the wind!"

"Er, it's really not me, I'm just here to make soy sauce!"

The voice may not be, I saw a gust of wind and sand flying under the stage, and a figure jumped on the stage, clasping his fists at Zhang Zizai.

"Are you going to rob your relatives?"

Zhang Zizai looked at the big man in front of him who was 185 years tall, with a tiger's back and a hideous face, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"Big brother, you misunderstood...... It's not me who came to rob the kiss, it's the ......."

"Okay! Have the guts! In the Tiger Power Great Immortal, the Tao has been practiced for 600 years! Today, I will come to teach the young man one or two!"

After Huli Daxian finished speaking, without waiting for Zhang Zizi to react, he stretched out his two sharp claws and rushed towards him.

Zhang Zizai hurriedly used the wooden man, dodging left and right, and took the time to explain: "Big brother, can you understand people's words! I said that it wasn't me who robbed the kiss!"

Seeing that this kid was in a strange shape, Huli Daxian actually dodged his own attacks in a row, and couldn't help but praise: "Sure enough, there are two brushes, no wonder you dare to come to our Dixian Village to make trouble!"

"If you want me to say it a few times! It's not me who robbed the kiss!"

"It's not who you are, you are the most obscene on stage!"

Zhang Zizai was annoyed by his words, stopped dodging, and took out his unique weapon from his pocket: "I'm obscene......?" Today I'm going to show you what obscenity is!"

A minute later, Huli Daxian covered his hands, looked at the broken nails, and said flatteringly: "It seems that it is all a misunderstanding! Since it is not you...... Then I'll go down first!"

Zhang Zizai raised his eyebrows and shook the nail clippers in his hand: "When I told you that it wasn't me, where did you go!"

"Oh, it's not old, it's been behind the ears lately!"

Huli Daxian squatted on the ground, picked up all the broken nails, and walked off the competition platform in a gray manner.

Zhang Zizai stood in the center of the stage, crossed his waist with one hand, pointed to the rat fairy who was whispering in the audience, and said, "You!

Seeing the people on the stage calling himself, the rat fairy asked with a question: "Me?"

Zhang Zizai: "Yes! It's you!"

This old immortal emptied his wallet yesterday because of the large number of people!

I finally got a chance today, and I have to clean up this old liar!

The rat fairy squinted at the stage, and then stroked his beard: "Are you sure you want to challenge me?"

Zhang Zizai was full of spirits, nodded and said, "Don't be verbose!

When the rat fairy heard this, he shouted hello and jumped on the competition platform in the air.

"You bad old man, you were very happy when you cheated me on my money yesterday, didn't you? Today I'm going to show you what will happen to the liar...... Uh, referees, referees, aren't they fouls?"

At the same time that Zhang Zizai was talking to the rat fairy, the clansmen behind him also got up one after another, and rushed to the stage together, and surrounded him in the center.

Some hold wrenches in their hands, some carry hammers in their hands, and even worse, two people are holding a bundle of Chinese cabbage and one carrying a bag of vermicelli.

"What do you mean? Why did so many people come up at once?"

"Which rule tells you that the competition is one-on-one?

After the rat fairy finished speaking, he waved his big hand, and a group of people of the same clan rushed towards Zhang Zizi.

Zhang Zizi shouted the wooden man in his mouth, and was forced to retreat step by step by them.

There's no way, this black oppressive group of people doesn't give themselves room to hide at all, and they can't use it.

Seeing that he was about to be forced to the edge of the competition platform, the rat fairy said with a sneer: "Boy, if you retreat, you will fall! If you fall, you will be regarded as admitting defeat!"

Admit defeat?

And this kind of good thing!

Zhang Zizai didn't say a word, turned around and rushed towards the audience.

Anyway, it's not your own robbery, admit defeat and admit defeat! It's better than being caught by this group of guys to make pork stewed vermicelli!

Zhang Zizai took three steps and made two steps, and when he saw that he was still two or three meters away from escaping the group beating, who would have thought that there would be a sound of cracks under his feet, and then the plank would break, and the whole leg would actually sink in!

What the hell! Is this so unsturdy than Wutai! How can you drop the chain at a critical moment!

Zhang Zizai tried his best to pull his leg out of it, but after wasting half a day's effort, he was always stuck.

The rat fairies behind him also took advantage of the time of the wooden man CD to approach him little by little.

Seeing that the leader was about to stick to himself, the folding chair in his hand had been lifted high by him, and was whistling towards his head.

Zhang Zizai's eyes closed, and he felt depressed in his heart.

It seems that it is really going to be planted here today!