"It must be Lu Yifan, that bastard who did something to me!, otherwise why would I suddenly have a stomachache?"

Li Hao's face was hideous, and he put farts one after another.

Li Hao, who was unwilling, gritted his teeth, and his eyes were red.

He picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Chongguang, asking him to help him die!

"Lu Yifan, you bastard, you wait, although I'm not there, I can still kill you!"

On the other side, Lu Yuhan didn't dare to enter the hall for more than half an hour.

That Li Hao's fart is simply amazing!

Even if I ran to the toilet, there was still a smell of in the air!

Lu Yuhan couldn't help but say in disgust: "If anyone marries someone like Li Hao, he will have to be stinky to death after marriage!"

Turning around, Lu Yuhan said to Lu Yifan: "Yifan, that kid has always been so bad-hearted, don't mind!"

Lu Yifan shook his head with a smile and said: "Don't worry, I have always been generous, big-hearted, and never holding grudges is my most famous character Lu Yifan." ”

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Lu Yifan used his divine sense to communicate with the ghost sound and gave her an order.

The ghost sound, which turned into a ghost body, crossed countless obstacles from the ground, and found Li Hao, who was crackling and farting, in the toilet cubicle.

"Lu Yifan, I'm your second uncle!! I'm your eighteenth generation ancestor!!"

This Li Hao farted and scolded Lu Yifan angrily.

Ghost Yin smiled coldly, took out a box of matches in his hand, and wrapped the compartment with Zhenyuan.

About three minutes later, Li Hao felt a little out of breath.

"Huh, why can't these farts get out?"

Li Hao was curious, and suddenly, he saw a bright match with sparks being thrown in from outside the door.

"Vozh !!"

Rumble!!!!

The next moment, I heard a loud bang, and this toilet cubicle exploded!

When the security personnel heard the sound and dared to come, they kicked the door open and rescued Li Hao.

The face of this thing has been blown up in pitch black, its hair has turned into an explosive head, and its whole body is full of the smell of.

On the other side, Lu Yifan was just about to leave, and Zhou Chongguang, who received Li Hao's news, immediately grabbed Lu Yifan's clothes and said coldly: "Hey, Lu Shao, where are you going?"

It's rare to meet today, make a friend, let me invite you to see the world and have a meal!"

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Zhou Chongguang wants to rectify Lu Yifan!

"You're not qualified enough to invite me to dinner. Lu Yifan said lightly.

"I'm not qualified?" hahaha!!!" Zhou Chongguang seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world!

Xu Ze, the fat man who had just been stunned, also felt funny at this time and stepped forward and asked, "So, what about me?

"Still not qualified. Lu Yifan still said lightly.

Who are Zhou Chongguang and Xu Ze?

In Shonan, that is the top son, and he can walk sideways in Shonan and even Handong!

The two of them invited Lu Yifan, a talent show in the entertainment industry, to dinner, but where could Lu Yifan refuse?

Not to mention that Lu Yifan is so cool that they are not qualified.

Suddenly, Xu Ze and Zhou Chongguang's faces changed.

The two glanced at each other, one after the other, one punched at the back of Lu Yifan's head, and the other raised his foot and kicked Lu Yifan's back!

He was still scolding in his mouth.

"Nyima, what the hell! pretend you're paralyzed!"

"A mere talent singer is still playing in front of Lao Tzu!"

Qi Mei didn't expect that these two people would start fighting if they didn't agree with each other, and for a while, the blood faded completely, and her legs couldn't help shaking!

Although this Lu Yifan can't fight with the officialdom, he is the god of food!

If you really get angry and mobilize the people in the whole diet world to fight with Xu Ze and Zhou Chongguang, I am afraid that you will lose both!

These two are going to cause a big disaster!

Kong Yuzhu and Kong Yumei, the twin beautiful sisters, couldn't help but lose their complexion when they saw this, and there was a miserable look in their eyes.

Anyway, Lu Yifan is also a person in the same circle, although his status is not as good as Xu Ze and Zhou Chongguang, but the two sisters are obviously psychologically oriented towards Lu Yifan, a weakling.

Lu Yuhan had already closed his eyes, biting his lip, and didn't dare to look at it anymore.

Just when everyone's expressions were different, the corners of Lu Yifan's mouth were slightly upturned, and a trace of coldness flashed in his eyes.

I don't know enough to be like them, but I didn't expect these two guys to be so arrogant!

At this time, Lu Yifan naturally wouldn't be patient anymore.

Before the two of them could touch his body, he turned around sharply, raised his slap, and snapped it!!!

In front of the two, Lu Yifan slapped dozens of slaps in a row!

The two people who fanned their mouths were full of blood!

A mouth full of teeth fell to the ground!

This is not the end, Lu Yifan dragged the two people who were calling on the ground, grabbed their ears, and dragged them all the way to the edge of the fountain outside the hotel.

Grabbing a person's leg with one hand, Lu Yifan directly suspended the two of them in the air, like a mop, soaking back and forth in the fountain!

After a while, the two of them were stuffed with aquatic plants, and there were even two small goldfish in Zhou Chongguang's ears.

The surroundings fell silent all at once!

Everyone looked at Lu Yifan in amazement, as well as the two sons and brothers who were shabu like a mop by him.

No one would have thought that this deer Yifan looked white and pure, and he was so fierce and violent!

"I'm Nyima...... Put...... Gollum...... Let Lao Tzu ......"

Zhou Chongguang choked on water and scolded at the same time.

"Looks like you haven't been beaten enough!"

Lu Yifan had a cold face, and directly submerged half of Zhou Chongguang's body into the pool of the fountain, and he didn't fish up for five minutes.

Zhou Chongguang struggled in the pool and almost drowned.

Xu Ze, the fat man, was more aware of current affairs, and immediately begged for mercy: "Brother Fan! I was wrong! You spare me!"

Lu Yifan nodded and said, "You kid is quite interesting." ”

After saying that, Lu Yifan dragged up, and Xu Ze's body took off directly, and then fell to the ground firmly.

"Nyima, if you drown me, do you dare? Come on!!

Zhou Chongguang's stubborn temper came up, but he refused to beg for mercy!

He concluded that Lu Yifan didn't dare to really kill himself, so he scolded hard to show his manhood in front of several beauties.

"Okay! I like heroes like you!

Then I will fulfill you today!"

As he spoke, Lu Yifan grabbed Zhou Chongguang's feet and neck, and slammed into the wall of the fountain pool!

Bang!!!

Under the collision, there was a loud bang, and the water in the pool splashed!

The wall of the pool was smashed off a large piece of tile!

The red blood stains quickly dyed the entire fountain pool bright red along the pool wall!