Chapter 163: The Stinky Fart King!
Just now, Zhou Chongguang saw that Lu Yifan was young, wearing the kind of immodest clothes that were also very hip-hop, and his face was very raw, and he already looked down on him a little in his heart.
It's just that he saw that he was with Qi Mei, the owner of the hotel, and the big boss of the restaurant industry in Shonan, but he didn't dare to take it too lightly.
So although I was very dissatisfied with Kong Yuzhu and Kong Yumei being intimate with Lu Yifan, they still reserved a little leeway to speak, and did not tear their faces on the spot.
But now when I hear Li Hao say this, I know that after a long time, this little white-faced relationship is a drama in the entertainment industry!
And it's the kind of second-rate goods that came out of the talent show, and the disdain on his face was suddenly revealed.
Looking at Qi Mei's attitude towards Lu Yifan, Zhou Chongguang's mouth suddenly realized and said, "I said, Boss Qi, why are you so good now?"
If you want to find a lover, brother, I will help you find hundreds of handsome guys who are 10,000 times better than his family background in minutes!
You don't have to put down your worth to curry favor with a show, right?"
When Qi Mei heard this, a cold sweat flowed down all of a sudden, and she didn't care about offending Zhou Chongguang, so she immediately said: "Zhou Shao, don't talk nonsense, this is my most respected Brother Fan, he is very good at cooking!"
As the most awesome son in the snake in southern Hunan, he already has a natural sense of superiority on his own territory, after Zhou Chongguang knew Lu Yifan's identity, he naturally didn't take him seriously, and not only did he not pay attention to it, but he said mockingly: "Hahaha, don't you just know how to cook?"
Sister Mei, if you want to, I can also help you cook!
Don't you have to call me brother?"
When Lu Yifan heard this, he couldn't help frowning, too lazy to bother with this group of sons.
After all, his identity and status, if he cares about this group of people, he will lose his identity and insult his identity.
So he said to Lu Yuhan: "Yuhan, I have something to do, so I'll go first." ”
"Hey, don't mind! Now that you're here, let's get together at a table and be lively!
Yifan, with your net worth, you must have never eaten in a VIP room in this hotel, right?
Today, the old classmates are happy to see you, and they are generous, and they also let a wild child from a poor family like you grow up to see you!" Li Hao shouted unrelentingly.
is also, just a drama from an entertainment industry talent show, he actually dares to come here to hook up with the woman he fancies!
If this word gets out, how can he Li Hao mix in this circle again?
So tonight, no matter what, new hatred and old hatred, he has to avenge it together!
It's good to let this poor boy know that he is no longer the "mouse" he used to be in junior high school.
Lu Yifan was angry from his heart, clenched his fists and wanted to fight.
Li Hao's body trembled, and he hurriedly retreated in fright, hiding behind Lu Yuhan and said, "Lu Yifan, this is society, not a school! Don't think that fists can solve any problems!"
You are breaking the law, you know?"
As he spoke, Li Hao puffed up his chest and looked righteous and awe-inspiring.
"It's too!"
Lu Yifan nodded, chuckled and patted his palm on Li Hao's shoulder, which seemed to be a little cowardly.
But no one saw it, and a faint purple light quietly flowed into Li Hao's body from Lu Yifan's fingertips.
What he released was a "foul-smelling poison" that was almost not toxic in the Wide-eyed Heavenly King's Poison Sutra, that is, it made people diarrhea or something, but the gas discharged was foul and smelly!
It is very suitable to spoof Li Hao's garbage.
This poison, because the toxicity is particularly small, is also extremely convenient to develop, Lu Yifan grabbed the material from the treasure pavilion and completed the preparation in an instant.
Seeing Lu Yifan's actions, Li Hao couldn't help but laugh proudly: "Hmph, it's good to know! You still want to beat me! Do you know what will happen if you beat me?"
Lao Tzu's words can put you in prison and eat in prison, understand?
I'm your old classmate, so I'm willing to say this to you, if I'm not, who cares about your kind of play!"
Lu Yifan didn't mind, and said with a light smile: "Well, your old man is right." ”
"Cut! He's really paralyzed, it's boring!" Zhou Chongguang said boredly.
Li Hao felt that he was awesome today, and Lu Yifan, a champion talent, confessed to himself.
So he turned around and began to say bad things about Lu Yifan to Lu Yuhan.
Lu Yuhan didn't bother to talk to him at first, but the more this guy talked, the more he talked about it, the more he talked about it, and the angry Lu Yuhan glared at him fiercely.
Li Hao wanted to say something, but at this time, his face suddenly changed, and his face showed a little pain.
Lu Yuhan frowned and said, "What's wrong with you?"
"I didn't ...... It's okay...... It's just the feeling...... I think I have a bit of a stomachache......"
Burst~~~~~
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Hao suddenly let out a fart that was loud enough to echo throughout the hall for a long time1
Lu Yuhan's face changed, he instinctively wrinkled his nose, and his beautiful eyes showed obvious disgust.
"Yuhan, listen to my explanation......"
Before he could finish speaking, "poof, poof", three loud farts in a row, each time louder and louder!
At the same time, purple gas like poisonous smoke began to come out of Li Hao's buttocks!
The white and chubby man next to him sniffed the gas, foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground and convulsed.
Qi Mei, Lu Yuhan, Kong Yuzhu and Kong Yumei are four beauties, which is called a disgust!
Quickly hid beside Lu Yifan, for fear of being smoked by a fart.
Li Hao's face turned red, and he was embarrassed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Lu Yifan pinched his nose and said in a mocking voice: "It is said that stinky farts don't make sound, loud farts don't stink, Nima, rat, your fart is so loud and smelly!"
It's the first time I've seen someone fart with purple smoke, like a poisonous mist!
You said that you fart in public, and you don't have a sense of morality, right?"
"Lu Yifan! you ......"
Puff puff puff......
Li Hao was about to speak angrily, but because he used too much force, he let out n farts in a row!
Suddenly, the hall was filled with a foul smell!
All the people who came and went pinched their noses in disgust and pointed at Li Hao.
Li Hao lowered his head, blushed, his fists were clenched together, and his nails were almost pierced into his palms!
Shame on Tinima!
Not only did he lose face in front of Lu Yuhan, but he also let the dignitaries and dignitaries who came here to eat know that he was a stinky fart king.
He can be said to be disgraced and ugly!
Li Hao didn't dare to stay in the hall anymore, and hurriedly ran to the toilet.
As soon as he walked into the toilet, he was like a firecracker, and he let out a fart with a crackling sound.
The toilet cubicle was not big, and even he himself was so smoked that tears flowed out.
At this moment, Li Hao has a hatred in his heart!
This Nima is simply too embarrassing, how can he get along with Lu Yuhan in the future?