Chapter 69: Meeting Parents (Asking for Recommendations and Collections)
The masked duo tinkered for a long time before finally opening the door.
The masked senior brother is Li Fangfang, who escaped in the gold robbery that day, and next to him is his junior brother Song Laofang.
Song Laofang and Li Fangfang were both born as thieves, and Li Fangfang was the brother who slept on his top bunk.
Li Fangfang specializes in light skills, and he has no sound feet in Foshan in one hand, and he comes and goes silently.
His younger brother Song Laofang specializes in potions, and the various sweat medicines he dispenses are widely praised on the black market.
After Li Fangfang escaped that day, he was still thinking about his big bag of gold and silver jewelry, he didn't know that the foreign Taoist priest and others had already sent Li Squatting and Li Banban to the squatting room, and he also thought that the other party had seized the fruits of his labor.
So he made a special trip to the No. 6 Pharmaceutical Factory to find his junior brother.
After a lot of calculations, the two finally decided to sneak into the house of the foreign Taoist priest in the middle of the night, first use sweat medicine to stun him, and then tie him up.
When the time comes, even if he has three heads and six arms, he will have to hand over his things obediently.
Song Laofang took out a sprayed towel from his bag, gently pushed the door, and was about to rush in.
There was a foreign Taoist priest's voice from behind: "You two melon peels are playing and pinching here?" (What are you two fools doing here?)"
Song Laofang turned around and saw four people standing behind him, staring at him with a playful expression.
He was startled and quickly covered his nose with a towel and pretended to sneeze.
"Ah~" Before the sneeze came out, he had already fainted to the ground.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Fangfang hurriedly performed light skills, took three steps and made two steps to the roof, and fled without a trace.
Zhang Zizai looked at Li Fangfang, who was getting farther and farther away, and asked, "Aren't you chasing him?"
Foreign Taoist priest: "Nest melon skin, sprinkle a good drop." ”
(What is there to chase for that fool)
Zhang Zizai: "He broke your lock." ”
The foreign Taoist priest said nonchalantly: "It's okay, it just so happens that Zhao Jinshan wants to change our fingerprints." ”
Zhang Zizai: "What he broke is." ”
Foreign Taoist: "?"
Zhang Zizai: "I've already come here this afternoon to change." ”
Foreign Taoist: "Dog day drop!
......
The renovation of the second floor has been completed.
Zhao Jinshan is worthy of being an expert.
The two two-bedroom, one-bedroom, one-kitchen and one-bathroom houses were forcibly changed into four-bedroom and one living room, and there was no sense of disobedience.
Zhang Zizai was very excited to live in a large house of more than 150 square meters for the first time in his life, and his mind was full of thoughts about how to arrange it for the past two days.
Boiling Bing bought a complete set of furniture for the living room and a super-large TV, so that the tattooed brother didn't have the heart to help him read his books in the past two days.
Boiling Bing also bought a beautiful piano for Bai Maruko and Zhang Zizai's side. Shiramaruko stroked the piano with joy, and then went to buy several pots of flowers and put them on top.
"This shelf is so suitable for raising flowers!"
Bai Maruko contracted the renovation task of the two kitchens, renovated them from beginning to end, and changed a small dining room, which was quite warmly furnished.
Zhang Zizai was really afraid that her aesthetics were the same as those of a white cat, so she put on a set of mahogany furniture, with a few tiger skin chairs, and decorated this place as a tile gangzhai.
Shirauko's cooking skills have soared.
The main thing is that she is not afraid of oil smoke anymore.
After losing the fear of oil smoke, her sensitive sense of smell came into play, holding the recipe in one hand and a stir-fry spoon in the other, and she could still make the dish so delicious.
The priest was in charge of the first floor, and he was hesitating to make the expanded store even higher.
Although everyone doesn't understand what is the use of a paper shop being so tall.
The paper shop business is getting worse and worse.
The foreign Taoist priest is a good hand at drawing talismans, but he is really not as good as the old liar.
The old liar may be the only one who can make a paper figure make a physiological reaction.
Several of them are decorating the new house according to their own ideas.
Zhang Zizai looked at the two small rooms, frowning.
He can't get through the two?—— he was given the task of the toilet.
There was no way, he originally wanted to be in charge of the living room, but after turning around the furniture city, he decisively gave up.
Too expensive.
In the end, it was Zhao Jinshan who sent a pair of automatic toilets to fill his vacancy.
The toilet is good for everything, but this artificial intelligence is too intelligent, and a few words often pop up in the middle of it.
When Zhang Zi got on the tuba in the middle of the night, he was already so frightened that he retracted several times.
......
The foreign Taoist priest was in high spirits for the past two days, because Xia Xue was going to take him to meet his parents.
Zhang Zizi pursed his lips: "Congratulations on entering the grave of your life." ”
Foreign Taoist: "You are envious, jealous and hateful! My girlfriend is nicknamed the devil body in their school!"
Zhang Zizai: "I think it's more suitable for her to remove the word "figure." ”
Foreign Taoist: "You boy chicken, if you can't eat grapes, you will say that grapes are sour!"
Zhang Zizai said disdainfully: "I'd rather grind out the cocoon with my five fingers than gnaw on that bunch of raisins." ”
The foreign Taoist priest waited for him to look: "If you want to eat, someone has to be willing to give you food." ”
Bai Wanzi walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of grape fragrant rice cake and sweet porridge: "Zhang Zizai, come and eat, try my new skills!"
......
The foreign priest straightened his hair in front of the mirror, and his golden hair was shiny with oil from his rubbing.
"Do you want to accompany me to her house? Today is Xia Xue's birthday, and his father invited me to dinner. ”
Zhang Zizi shook his head: "You go to celebrate your girlfriend's birthday, I'm making a lot of fun." ”
The foreign Taoist priest walked over and handed Zhang Zizai a cigarette, rubbed his hands at him and begged: "You should rub the rice, mainly because it is the first time I meet my parents, and I am really a little nervous." It would be better for you to come with me and give me courage. ”
Zhang Zizai took the cigarette, threw it on the table casually, and refused: "Don't worry, just swing your face there, you don't need to speak, his father-in-law stuffed the household registration book into your arms without saying a word." ”
Foreign Taoist: "You really don't go?"
Zhang Zizai: "If you don't go, you won't go!"
The foreign Taoist priest looked at him and said in a low voice: "I heard that her sister will also come today, and her sister is a peerless beauty who is not lost to Xia Xue!"
Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "Come on, I really don't dare to compliment you with your aesthetics." ”
The foreign Taoist priest took out his mobile phone, flipped out a photo of his head and handed it to him: "I don't believe it, you can see it yourself." ”
Zhang Zizai took the phone and drooled.
What a beauty!
Although the woman in the photo only shows one face, it is enough to make people think about it!
Xia Xue's sister has a pair of watery eyes, her eyes seem to be able to speak, her skin is white and red, and she can be broken by blowing.
This appearance is no worse than that of Zhao Xiaoyu, the champion of the beauty pageant, and even more mature than her pure and lovely her.
Zhang Zizai hurriedly stepped forward and said to the foreign Taoist: "Brother-in-law, you must have bought a lot of gifts when you went to our father's place today, right?"
The foreign priest smiled and nodded.
Zhang Zizai flattered: "I'll help you carry your bag." ”
Foreign Taoist: "Didn't you go just now?"
Zhang Zizai: "I'm not worried about so many things, isn't it convenient for you to take them." ”
The tattooed brother floated over from the sofa and glanced at Zhang Zizi: "I want to see the color." ”
Zhang Zizai: "You know a fart! I'm helpful!"
......
Finally, after stuffing two packs of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, and contracting a week's dishwashing tasks, Zhang Zizai got the opportunity to go with the same company.
On the way, Zhang Zizi knocked on the side and obtained first-hand information about her sister.
Xia Xue's sister is named Xia Bing, three years older than Xia Xue, currently working as a personal trainer in a gym, and is currently in a single relationship.
The foreign Taoist priest said that Xia Bing's figure was even better than Xia Xue's.
It is not an exaggeration to say that it is one in a million.
Zhang Zizi made up Zheng Duoyan in his mind, the perfect lines, the seductive vest line, the tight buttocks, and the slender legs, if he became his girlfriend, he would have to fight several times a day.
After a while, the two came to Xia Xue's house.
The foreign Taoist priest rang the doorbell, and a young woman poked her head out, which was Xia Xue's sister in the photo.
Zhang Zizai glanced at it at first glance and was shocked!
This porcelain doll-like face is much more beautiful than in the photo, without rouge powder but with a healthy ruddyness.
Zhang Zizai propped up the door frame with his hand, and put on a posture that he thought was extremely handsome and could kill thousands of girls in seconds: "Hello, my name is Zhang Zizai, and I made a special trip to see our father-in-law!"
The woman looked at him with a confused expression.
The foreign Taoist priest pushed him away and said with a smile: "Hello sister, I'm Goldan." ”
Xia Bing reacted at this time: "You are a dog, my sister always mentions you to me, you are really a handsome guy!"
Zhang Zizai leaned against the door: "It's okay, he's almost a little more limited than me." ”
Xia Bing covered his mouth and smiled, opened the door and said, "Come in, don't pestle at the door." Then, he warmly greeted the two of them into the door.
The door opened, Zhang Zizi looked at the Xia Bing in front of him, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Under that beautiful face, there is a body of incomparably strong muscles. On her high bulging biceps, the visible green tendons are jumping mischievously, thick and strong thighs, like two stone piers.
Zhang Zizai looked at the King Kong Barbie in front of him, and whispered: "This is what you said about a good figure that is one in a million?"
The foreign Taoist priest nodded: "This is not one in a million, you go out to find out, what other girl can be like this?"
Zhang Zizai: "......."
The old man was sitting in the living room sipping tea, and when he saw the two of them coming in, he raised his head and looked at the foreign Taoist priest, and then said politely: "Sit." ”
The foreign priest sat opposite the old man, his legs together, and his waist straight.
Xia Xue's voice came from the kitchen: "Dogan is here, you wait a while, I have the last dish left, and I can start the meal after cooking." ”
The old man and the foreign Taoist priest stared at each other, and neither of them spoke.
After a long time, the old man asked, "Why don't we play a game of chess first?"
The foreign priest nodded obediently.
The old man instructed Xia Bing to set up the Go board, and stretched out his hand to signal the foreign Taoist priest to come first.
The foreign Taoist priest raised the chess piece, thought for a long time, and then fell.
The old man looked at the foreign Taoist priest who placed the chess pieces in the middle of the square, and his face was blue and white: "Do you drink tea?"