The meal was ready, and Xia Xue beckoned everyone to the table.

At the dinner table, the old man frequently put vegetables in the bowl of the foreign Taoist.

"What do you do in your family?"

The foreign Taoist priest blushed, obviously not recovering from the chess game just now: "I am an orphan who has always grown up with my master. ”

The old man sandwiched a piece of chicken wings for him, and said distressedly: "That's really weird and pitiful." These two daughters in our family are similar to you. They have no mothers since they were children, and I was raised by myself as a father and a mother. You don't know, this Xia Xue was very naughty when she was a child, and she fought with others twice in three days, and there was no little boy on our street that she hadn't beaten. ”

Zhang Zizai: "So powerful?"

Xia Xue said with a smile: "Actually, I am mainly responsible for causing trouble, and my sister is responsible for settling it." ”

Zhang Zizai looked at Xia Bing on the side: "It can be seen that there are really few ordinary people who can beat her." ”

When Xia Bing heard this, he patted Zhang Zizai's back and called out the award, Zhang Zizai was photographed coughing continuously, and the rice in his mouth almost sprayed on the table.

Xia Bing laughed when he saw this. The laughter was like a barbell.

The old man glared at his daughter, and the laughter stopped abruptly.

"Dog......."

The foreign Taoist priest put down his chopsticks: "Uncle, my name is Golden." ”

"Pigeon eggs?"

"Golden. ”

"Cut eggs?"

"Dogs. ”

The old man: "Dog, you also know the situation of our family, as for me, I am an ordinary laid-off worker, and I have guarded such two baby bumps." Uncle sees that you are also a real person, so we have something to say. After speaking, he picked up his wine glass and motioned for him to go.

The foreign Taoist priest hurriedly raised his glass: "Uncle, you say." ”

The old man drank it all, and then said, "I heard that you have a store in our city?"

Foreign Taoist: "Yes, it's over there at Xiaonanmen." ”

The old man nodded: "The place is good, the old town." ”

The foreign Taoist priest echoed: "Yes, there are many old people in that place, and business is relatively easy." ”

Old man: "Old man, what kind of business do you have?"

The foreign Taoist priest trembled and said, "That...... I do some white business, mainly selling some paper-tied utensils, and also help people look at tombs, set up feng shui, do practical things and so on. After speaking, he flattered the old man and said: "Uncle, if you have any needs in the future, look at a hole and buy a longevity material or something, just come to me! I will give you a 20% discount...... Ouch, what are you stepping on my feet!"

Zhang Zizi moved his feet, thinking that this fool was really hopeless.

And the old man on the side has stopped talking with an iron face at this moment, and only bows his head to eat.

After the meal, the two sisters went in to wash the dishes, leaving the three of them sitting on the sofa and looking at each other speechlessly, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.

Zhang Zizai poked the foreign Taoist priest, secretly glanced at him, and motioned for him to take out the gift.

The foreign Taoist priest understood, and hurriedly carried the large bag and small bag to the table.

The foreign Taoist priest took out a bottle of wine from the bag and handed it to the old man flatteringly: "Uncle, I heard that you like to drink, so I specially brought you the medicinal wine that my master has treasured for many years." This wine is made with dozens of aphrodisiac herbs such as high-quality tiger whip, deer antler, ginseng, wolfberry, etc., as long as you have a small cup, you can ensure that the tiger and the tiger are strong at night!"

The old man blushed and scolded with a thick neck: "Why am I drinking this thing?

The foreign Taoist priest looked embarrassed: "This ......"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly stuffed the peeled banana into the mouth of the foreign Taoist priest and motioned for him to stop talking.

Then, he took out a box of tea from the bag and handed it to the old man with a smile: "Uncle, he is a foreigner, and his culture is very different from ours, so he doesn't understand these truths, don't be like him." You can try this, this is a friend specially brought you Lu'an melon slices. ”

The old man shook his head again and again, and gave the two of them a mouthful of closed door: "Such a valuable thing, I'm going to be a person who has to set longevity materials, wouldn't it be a waste to drink it, you better keep it for yourself." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Where, where do we hairy boys know how to taste tea, or you are an experienced and cultivated person like you, so that you can taste the taste." As the saying goes, a sword is given to a hero, and a good tea is given to a nobleman! ”

The old man was comforted by Zhang Zizi's sycophant, and took the tea with a smile: "You kid can still talk." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Uncle, in fact, the dog is still quite clever. It's just that the first time I see you, I'm a little nervous. That's it, it's all much better than what I did before!"

The old man was puzzled: "Really?"

Zhang Zizai said with a smile: "You don't know how nervous I was when I went to my father-in-law's house last time. They brought me a new pair of slippers, and the middle line had not been cut, and I didn't look at it, so I was in a hurry to step out when I put it on, and I knelt down in front of my aunt with a bang. ”

The old man said happily: "Isn't that a big gift when we meet for the first time?"

Zhang Zizai: "Who said it wasn't, there are still ......"

After eating the banana, the foreign Taoist priest interjected: "Boast and pinch it, (what kind of bulls) When did you have a girlfriend?"

The field that had just warmed up fell into freezing point in an instant.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at Zhang Zizi who was glaring angrily and the old man with a pale face, and silently picked up another banana.

After eating the seventh banana, the second daughter finally came out of the kitchen.

Xia Xue took off her apron and smiled at the three of them: "What are you talking about......? Belch...... Talking so elegantly?"

Zhang Zizai looked at this pair of sisters, a sister with an angel face and a strong body, and a sister with a devil body and a car accident face, and thought to himself that it would be good if this could be the same as the whole two-in-one version of the Xiaobawang cassette that he played with when he was a child.

"Uncle Gang is praising the two of you, one can be literate and the other can be martial, he can enjoy the old man with peace of mind in the future. ”

When my sister Xia Bing heard this, she let out a hearty laugh again, walked over and hugged Zhang Zizi's shoulder: "Yes, what did my father praise me?"

Zhang Zizai was strangled by her iron-like arm, and it took a lot of strength to break free: "Praise you as a heroine among women!"

Xia Bing laughed: "Where, I'm not forced!"

Xia Bing's sister was extremely ugly when she was a child, and she was always bullied by other children in the alley, Xia Bing helped her out every time, but the other party was a little boy, and she was a weak woman, and she also suffered a lot and took advantage of less.

Later, in a fit of anger, she went to the gym, exercised every day, and vowed to protect her sister.

Finally, the surrounding friends were no longer able to beat her, and everyone slowly didn't dare to bully her sister.

And as she practiced, she got out of her relationship with these pieces of iron, and slowly embarked on the road of fitness.

Xia Xue: "Don't talk nonsense, where was I so ugly when I was a child!"

Xia Bingle said: "Can I still fool people? Sister told you, when I was a child, I didn't dare to go to the toilet alone in the middle of the night, for fear of accidentally bumping into you!"

Xia Xue stomped his feet angrily.

Xia Bing continued: "But, now that you have grown up, it will be much better." ”

Xia Xue: "Am I more beautiful than when I was a child?"

Xia Bing shook his head: "No, I'm used to it." ”

When the old man saw Xia Bing teasing his sister, he quickly coughed twice.

Wang Po sells melons and boasts.

His daughter said well, as soon as he came up, he cut a price for himself, he served it here for a long time, just waiting to give her daughter a rise in the table, but he was beaten back to its original shape by Xia Bing's two sentences.

Seeing that the old man's face was not good, Xia Bing hurriedly stopped joking and winked at Zhang Zizi mischievously.

"Your eldest daughter is really temperamental, this free and easy character, which boy can meet him, that is really an ancestor who has accumulated virtue!"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly played a round, and by the way, handed a banana to the foreign Taoist priest, blocking his mouth that was about to speak.

When the old man saw Zhang Zizai boasting about his eldest daughter, he immediately raised his eyebrows, took his hand and said: "It's still your kid who has vision, let me tell you, my daughter is good at this, and she doesn't have the fancy intestines of those little girls!" After speaking, the two left each other's contact information.

After Xia Bing left him on WeChat, he said enthusiastically: "If you work out in the future, you will find me, and I will give you a personal trainer for free!"

Zhang Zizai shook his head and said, "Forget it, I've been to the gym too, but it's really not suitable." ”

Xia Bing: "Why doesn't it fit?"

Zhang Zizai: "That day, a few friends dragged me to the gym to play, and I thought it was okay, so let's go with them." As a result, after I went, they asked me to pick a random practice point, and I grabbed a machine at the door and practiced for less than 20 minutes, and I couldn't bear it. ”

Xia Bing pinched Zhang Zizi's arm: "I don't think your physique is very bad, how can you practice for so little and then you can't bear it?"

Zhang Zizai waved his hand at her: "No, no, no, I really can't bear it." ”

Xia Bing: "Why can't you bear it?"

Zhang Zizai: "There are chocolates, biscuits, and drinks there...... It's going to be a bit of a staple of time!"

Xia Bing was amused by Zhang Zizi, patted him on the back continuously, and praised him for being a living treasure.

Zhang Zizai was slapped by her iron palm, and this time he really couldn't bear it.

......

This unique meeting with parents activity finally ended perfectly under Zhang Zizai's desperate hot field - if there was no last wave of divine operation.

During the three-hour feast, the priest ate 12 bananas, 7 watermelons, and 5 peaches.

At the end of the meal, the stomach rumbles and rumbles.

In the end, I couldn't hold it back and slipped into the toilet of my father-in-law's house.

Ten minutes later, the foreign Taoist priest embarrassedly opened the toilet door and said timidly: "That...... The toilet is clogged. ”

So, Zhang Zizai and the foreign Taoist priest stood at the door of the toilet like a child who had done something wrong, watching the old man pinch his nose and hold the toilet bowl, and tinkered for a full ten minutes.

The big lump of fragrant things, with the movements of the old man, stubbornly floated up and down, and refused to leave.

Zhang Zizai glanced at the foreign Taoist priest, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Or, let's change a girlfriend?"