It's really good to be a fairy.

Zhang Zizi also wants to be a fairy.

When he heard that the two-quarters of the immortal Wang said that the foreign Taoist priest had urinated on Jiu'er's body back then, Zhang Zizai was very surprised at that time.

Because according to this age, this unique marriage should be a sunset red. Until the foreign Taoist priest took out a set of photos of Jiu'er and handed it to him.

When the foreign Taoist priest was two years old, Jiu'er hugged him, standing barefoot in a mountain spring, Jiu'er lightly applied thin powder, and a few butterflies flew happily around her...... This analogy doesn't seem appropriate, she was originally an immortal.

When the foreign Taoist priest was five years old, Jiu'er led him to walk on the beach, the sea water behind him was blue, and Jiu'er's big footprints and the small footprints of the foreign Taoist priest were printed in a row on the beach.

When he was sixteen years old, he was already as tall as Jiu'er, and Jiu'er held his arm and stood at the gate of the university, like two students who came to report.

Two years ago, on the mountain road of the first line of heaven, Jiu'er lay on the back of the foreign Taoist priest, smiling, and it felt like a pair of extremely intimate brothers and sisters.

If he hadn't known in advance, Zhang Zizi would definitely feel that this is the ninth sister who is so much older than the foreign Taoist priest, and it is clearly the ninth sister!

Having said so much, in fact, there is only one meaning - the foreign Taoist priest is growing up, but Jiu'er has not become old.

Therefore, Zhang Zizai is very envious of Jiu'er, who are immortals, and he also wants to be immortals.

The foreign Taoist priest also told him that the benefits of being immortals are not only that, they not only have an extremely long lifespan, but also enjoy the privilege of reincarnation, and even the Meng Po soup they drink is improved, ensuring that they can find their memories of being immortals in the process of reincarnation and recultivation, so as to quickly return to the immortal class again.

After all, cultivating immortals is like doing math problems, it is difficult to solve it the first time, but if you solve it again the second time, it will be like a joke, and you will know to choose C at a glance at the problem.

"Isn't that cool? Once you ascend to the sky, you can do it once and for all. This job is even more iron than that of a civil servant!"

Foreign Taoist: "That's not necessarily, if you violate the rules of heaven or your soul is scattered, you have to move the pit and replace people." ”

Zhang Zizai: "I know this, isn't Zhu Bajie like this!"

The foreign Taoist priest smiled and nodded, "There are also some immortals who are bored and will take the initiative to apply for resignation, but in order to maintain the balance of the six realms, this kind of person will generally be sealed and cultivated, and can only be an ordinary person obediently." ”

Zhang Zizai said: "Resign? Who would be so stupid, don't want the hard-earned iron rice bowl, run to reincarnate. ”

The foreign Taoist priest shook his head and said, "I hope there are more of these people." After all, the immortal class has long been full, and if they don't leave, these cultivators can't go to work. ”

Zhang Zizai is right to think about it, this is actually the same as job hunting, you worked hard from primary school to university, studied hard for so many years, and got an A in the door exam, but after graduation, the company you want to go to told you that I'm sorry we don't recruit people, which is so embarrassing.

"Then that fat mermaid was also a fairy before?"

The foreign Taoist priest explained: "Strictly speaking, it can't be regarded as a person, a person who has attained the Tao of the Chicken Dog ascends to heaven, at most they are even a chicken dog, and the level is not much different from the land of the mountain god." It's just that because they are descendants of the dragon clan and have a bloodline advantage, everyone will give more face. ”

Zhang Zizai said in disbelief: "Descendants of the dragon clan? No, although I don't know which of the nine sons of the dragon are, there are definitely no mermaids." ”

Yang Dao Shidao smiled bitterly: "This is also the reason why their family is in a hurry to marry someone else." ”

It turned out that the old dragon king married six wives and gave birth to thirteen children, but he didn't give birth to a single dragon species, and all of them followed his mother.

Because of this, their family has not been able to raise their heads among the dragon clan, and they have been more and more marginalized in the past two years when they were divided into the sea. After all, the dragon clan still values bloodline very much, and the children of non-dragon species cannot obtain fiefs within the clan. That's why the old dragon king started to think crookedly, hoping to improve the status of his family through this marriage with the East China Sea.

Wang two-quarters of the immortal came out of the house, and saw that the two were still chatting here, and couldn't help urging: "Why don't you hurry up and pack up your things and go over?" What are you still talking about here, let me tell you, I have already collected all the money, this time you must do things for me beautifully, don't smash the golden sign of the teacher...... By the way, remember to bring me more seafood when you come back, that thing is like cabbage in their house, don't take it for nothing. ”

When Zhang Zizai heard the seafood, he suddenly came to his senses: "Then you can help us book a ticket for the night, and we will go over today." ”

The king said to the two-quarters of the immortals: "I will order it, won't you book it yourself? Didn't I give you travel expenses just now." ”

The foreign Taoist priest retorted: "Master, didn't you say that this is used to buy food and drink for my girlfriend?"

Two-quarters of the king squinted his eyes and said, "What are you teasing me?

Zhang Zizai glanced at the hand cream in his hand, well, this old liar is not bad to himself, this thing should be more expensive than melon seeds.

......

In the evening, the two got off the plane and went straight to the old dragon king's house - Ao's Seafood Hotel.

The old dragon king took his six wives and warmly entertained them.

During the banquet, the old dragon king frequently toasted the two of them, enthusiastically helping them to pick up the dishes, without any immortal shelves.

Zhang Zizai thought of the high-spirited mountain carving white cat, and thought to himself that no wonder others could cultivate into immortals and he could only be a demon, and the gap in this realm was also wide.

The wine has five flavors, and the food has passed three rounds. The old dragon king said to the two: "I don't know about this marriage with the East China Sea, what does the old king say?"

The foreign Taoist priest smiled and said: "Uncle Ao, don't worry, my master said, let me persuade and persuade Sister Jiu'er." We are all young people, and there is less generation gap between us, so it is more convenient than him to say anything, as for the East China Sea, he will also tell them, even if this marriage fails, he should sell my master a few thin noodles, so as not to embarrass you to be old. ”

When the old dragon king heard this, he immediately smiled, stood up with a wine glass and said, "Since this is the case, I will bring my wives here to toast the two of you with a glass, and thank you in advance!"

The wives of the old dragon king also raised their glasses, and they took turns to salute the two of them.

It seems that this is preparing for a wheel war and overturning them.

The eldest wife is the same age as the old dragon king, but the charm of is still there, especially her gorgeous red hair, which is like a scorching fire. After the old dragon king toasted, she got up and came to Zhang Zizai with a big bowl and said cheerfully: "Don't say much, my thanks to the two of you are all in this bowl of wine!"

The two hurriedly raised their wine glasses and drank them all.

Zhang Zizai put down the empty wine glass and whispered to the foreign Taoist priest: "This aunt is bold enough." ”

The foreign Taoist priest smiled and said, "Of course, that one is a Phoenix Immortal." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Huang Xian, I think this is obviously red." ”

The foreign Taoist priest was speechless: "The phoenix of the phoenix." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Oh...... Then this old dragon king is really enough to lose. ”

Foreign Taoist: "?"

Zhang Zizai: "The phoenix and the phoenix are a couple, this old dragon king is greedy for beauty and tears people apart." ”

The foreign Taoist priest laughed and said: "Where did you come from, the phoenix is the male phoenix and the mother, and the phoenix is his brother." ”

Zhang Zizai wondered: "No, I remember that there is a poem that is very famous, what is it called...... Come to think of it, Phoenix Seeking Phoenix!"

The foreign Taoist priest rolled his eyes at Zhang Zizi, lowered his head and ate the food and ignored him.

He regretted a little that he had brought Zhang Zizi here, and if it went on like this, before the matter was done, his master's signboard was already in tatters.

After the eldest wife finished toasting, the second wife also stepped forward, carrying a jar of medicinal wine to the two of them and said: "This is a good thing that I have specially stored for a long time, this thing is a big supplement, the two of you will try it." ”

Zhang Zizai looked at the unknown thing soaked in the wine and asked, "What is brewed here?"

The second wife smiled knowingly: "The skin I withdrew last time." ”

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he hurriedly handed over the wine glass and said happily: "Aunt Bai, you have broken the bank." ”

When the second wife returned to her seat, the foreign Taoist priest saw that Zhang Zizai's cup was still full of wine, and asked, "You don't drink?"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly shook his head, if it was the skin of the ghost Lao Liu here, Zhang Zizi might grit his teeth and drink it, the bad guys are worth 500 million, but the skin of this old lady is really .......

Seeing that Zhang Zizi didn't know the goods, the foreign Taoist priest hurriedly took his wine glass and drank it all.

After drinking, he smashed his mouth with satisfaction and said: "This thousand-year-old snakeskin soaking wine is really a great supplement, just drink two cups and feel the spiritual power of the dantian gushing, I must meditate well when I go back tonight, maybe I can make a breakthrough in cultivation again." ”

Zhang Zizai regretted it: "Your sister, you didn't say it earlier!"

The foreign Taoist priest smiled and said, "If you don't cultivate, it's a waste to give it to you anyway." ”

Who said I don't cultivate? After Lao Tzu drank it, it wasn't just mosquitoes and flies, maybe he could communicate with cats and dogs!

Zhang Zizi looked at the empty cup that had bottomed out, and his heart was cold.

After the second wife, the rest of the people also came up one after another to toast, but they were all ordinary drinks, Zhang Zizai saw this, so he didn't bother to deal with it, and only ate the dishes on the table.

If you don't drink good wine, you can't leave this good dish behind.

After all, this arm-sized lobster and the caviar served in the basin are the first time Zhang Zizai has seen them in his life.

......

After the meal, the old dragon king arranged for the two to stay in his hotel, and discussed that Jiu'er would take the two of them around the city tomorrow, and by the way, let the foreign Taoist take the opportunity to persuade her to see if she could change her mind.

Sending the two to the door of the room, the foreign Taoist priest couldn't help but ask: "I remember that Sister Jiu'er has always been very well-behaved and obedient, why did she regret her marriage this time?"

When the old dragon king heard this, he sighed: "It's not to blame her, the main thing is that the other party's previous reputation was really not very good." ”

Foreign Taoist: "?"

Old Dragon King: "The one who married us in the East China Sea is the third child of his family." ”