Zhang Zizi followed the old monk's way.

He saw the old monk put on a posture of a golden bell hood and iron cloth shirt, and thought that he was going to compete with himself, so he would push that hand. Who would have thought that this old monk suddenly flashed, and he was caught off guard, and as a result, he broke his head and bleed.

Seeing Zhang Zizai covering his head and grinning in pain, the old monk gloated and said, "If the donor had listened to Lao Na earlier, how could he have come to this bloody disaster." ”

Zhang Zizai's face was full of anger: "If you get it again, I'm really welcome!"

Old monk: "The old man has never seen you polite!"

Zhang Zizai: "You old cripple, I'll do my best for a while, don't blame me for bullying the disabled!"

The old monk smiled: "Lame, you are too underestimating Lao Na." I think that at the beginning, the old man and the snake demon fought for three hundred rounds, at the critical moment, his snake tail swept at the old man's legs, and he was about to reach my feet, the old man was not in a hurry, in fact, his move had already been seen through by me, and as long as I used the shadowless foot, his tail would be broken in response. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Then why is it still broken?"

The old monk hehehe: "The old man will not be without shadows." ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Xiao Shami rubbed his stomach and interjected, "Master, don't you open the door?" I'm so hungry and want to eat steamed buns. ”

The old monk turned around, touched his head gently, and said: "Good boy, the door can't be opened, but don't worry, today's steamed bun is settled, and I will buy it for you for the teacher in a while, the kind of pure meat stuffing without green onions!"

When the little novice heard this, he stood aside with joy.

Zhang Zizai looked at the innocent little novice in front of him, took his hand distressedly and said, "Okay, okay, uncle will take you to eat steamed buns." ”

Xiao Shami looked up at the master, and when he saw that the master did not object, he happily followed Zhang Zizi out of the alley.

This little novice is really pitiful, following such an old liar to break through the society, hungry and full, just to eat a bun, he guarded his door all day, knowing that when he went to work this morning, it would be good to buy them some.

Xiao Shami was holding the bun in both hands and gobbling it up, Zhang Zizi looked at him and couldn't help but think of his childhood.

At that time, in the orphanage, what I looked forward to most every day was the big buns in the canteen every Thursday, and at that time, I could eat four at a meal, and my stomach was bulging every time, and I even had to support the wall when I walked.

The little novice in front of him was obviously a few years younger than himself at that time, but he looked very much like himself when he ate steamed buns, and he had already killed him after a while...... Uh, I ate sixteen!

Zhang Zizai touched his trouser pocket, recalling what Xiao Shami had asked him in the morning: "This money is enough for him to eat a few steamed buns?"

Seeing that he still had no tendency to stop, Zhang Zizai asked, "Have you eaten enough?"

Xiao Shami raised his head and said with a puzzled expression: "What do you mean to be full?"

Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "If you are full, your stomach is bulging." ”

When the little novice heard this, he lifted his clothes and looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, then I'm not full." ”

This guy had to be hungry before!

"Boss, five more buns, no, ten!"

"Why do you have to be crazy? (Are you crazy, why are you doing so much)?"

Because he was worried about Zhang Zizai, the foreign Taoist priest came to take a look, but found that he was at the entrance of the alley and ordered a bun of big buns.

"No, this little monk is so pitiful, he was taken by an old liar and starved for a day, so I brought him to eat some steamed buns. ”

The foreign Taoist priest did not speak, walked up to the little novice, took out a spirit rune and stuffed it into his mouth, and the moment the spirit rune touched his body, it turned into a puddle of clear water and flowed down his mouth.

The little monk who was feasting just now instantly wilted down and said to Zhang Zizai: "I'm full." Then, he put down the half-eaten bun in his hand and fell asleep directly on the table.

Zhang Zizai was amazed, he had heard about the spirit rune water to drink every day, and he thought that those were all lies, but today can be regarded as a long insight.

This spirit rune is actually more than a dozen big buns, and if you don't have money to eat in the future, wouldn't it be once and for all to ask for a few of these things.

It's no wonder that those immortal cultivators have been in the valley for 7749 days at every turn, and there are still such good things in the co-authorship.

The foreign Taoist priest asked at Zhang Zizai, "Where did you get such a thing?" ”

Zhang Zizai's face was full of question marks: "This is the apprentice of the lame monk, what's wrong?"

The foreign Taoist priest's face tightened: "Where are the others?"

Zhang Zizai: "It's squatting in front of my house." ”

Hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest drew his peachwood sword and rushed into the alley quickly.

Zhang Zizi realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly packed the dozen or so buns, picked up Xiao Shami, and followed him out.

When he entered the alley, he found that the lame monk had long since disappeared.

The foreign Taoist priest took the peachwood sword around the alley a few times, but did not find the lame monk, and then returned to Zhang Zizai's side, pointed and said: "This thing is a time bomb, it is too dangerous for you to take it with you, and sooner or later it will be robbed by those evil cultivators with bad intentions." ”

Zhang Zizi looked confused: "No, why are you robbing him?

Foreign Taoist: "This little guy is not human at all. You haven't thought about it, how can a normal child not know that he is full?"

After listening to the words of the foreign Taoist, Zhang Zizai hurriedly opened Xiao Shami's pants and glanced at it, "Isn't there a hole?" ”

The foreign Taoist priest said helplessly: "He is not Pixiu, of course he has a hole." ”

"It's not Pixiu, how can you only know how to eat and not know how to be full?"

Foreign Taoist: "He's a little glutton." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Aren't all gluttonous people with tiger teeth and claws and sheep bodies, and their eyes under their armpits?"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at Zhang Zizai and said speechlessly: "In the future, I will read less ghost and god novels, which are all the products of false rumors and feudal superstitions!"

Zhang Zizai looked at the guy in front of him with a peachwood sword on his back and a spirit talisman in his hand, and the words "feudal superstition" came out of his mouth, why did it seem so wrong.

The foreign Taoist sighed, turned into an encyclopedia in seconds, and gave Zhang Zizi "popular science".

Gluttony is a demon beast that is greedy and never knows how to be full, but because of its strong spiritual power, it has been the best choice for cultivators to repair damaged essence and consolidate their spiritual power since ancient times.

Therefore, since the Western Zhou Dynasty, there are a large number of strange people who have captured it in captivity, and on the ancient Ding furnace, you can also see a large number of gluttonous patterns painted by the ornamentation.

However, due to the lack of spiritual power between heaven and earth in recent years, coupled with the previous large-scale hunting and killing of cultivators.

This kind of ancient demon beast is almost extinct, but I didn't expect that Zhang Zizi would meet one here today.

Zhang Zizai looked at the little gluttony who was sleeping in his arms, and he really couldn't imagine how those people could get down to this mouth.

Foreign Taoist: "I don't know what to do with this little guy, it seems that I can only hand it over to my master." ”

Zhang Zizi pursed his lips: "Your master, come on, let that old liar take the child, wouldn't you have to teach a little liar again." ”

The foreign Taoist priest explained: "My master is really not a liar. ”

Zhang Zizai saw that the foreign Taoist priest had been fooled, and he couldn't persuade him anymore, so he could only hold the little novice and follow him back to the paper shop.

Two-quarters of the king's immortals came back after soaking their feet, and at this moment they were rummaging through the cabinets to find something.

Seeing Zhang Zizai coming in, he stretched out his hand with a smile and said, "The penalty for absenteeism is one hundred!"

Zhang Zizi looked at the foreign Taoist priest, didn't he just promise to help him greet his master? Why do you have to pay a fine?

The foreign Taoist priest spread his hands: "Don't look at me, I told you for you, but he didn't agree." ”

This master and apprentice won't join forces to cheat him for money, right? Zhang Zizai felt at this moment that it was very likely that he would make a wrong choice to come here to work.

Zhang Zizi endured the pain and handed over another fifty, but fortunately he broke one when he had just eaten the bun.

Two-quarters of the king's immortals happily took the money, and only then did the realization be transferred to the little novice in Zhang Zizai's arms.

"Yo, where did you get this stuff back?"

Zhang Zizai: "Don't mention it, the one left by your companion this morning probably can't afford to raise this kid, so I left him to me and ran away." ”

Two-quarters of the king: "Lame monk?"

Zhang Zizai: "Do you know him?"

The king two-quarters of the immortal shook his head: "I don't know." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Then how do you know that you are a lame monk?"

Wang two-quarters of an immortal: "Nonsense, I think that the name of my iron finger god was resounding all over the rivers and lakes, as long as I pinched my fingers, there was nothing that could not be calculated, and the people in the rivers and lakes were called the king of gold-fingered Kato!"

Zhang Zizai rolled his eyes at him, he was not serious!

"This kid will stay here for me first, you two have to go to G City first, there is a hurry. Two-quarters of the king took the little novice from Zhang Zizai's arms and carried him into the room.

Zhang Zizai was puzzled: "What are you doing in G City?" Could it be that the business of this paper shop has already been carried out to the coast?

The foreign Taoist priest sighed: "What else can I do, go and be a lobbyist for the old dragon king's family." I originally told my girlfriend that I would go hiking and take pictures together this weekend, and it seems that I am going to go to the soup again. ”

Zhang Zizai admired: "Still climbing the mountain? Are you not afraid of receiving threatening letters from children?"

Foreign Taoist: "?"

Zhang Zizai: "It's okay, insert a TV series...... You continue. ”

Two-quarters of the king put the little novice on the bed and walked out: "Good apprentice, I am old for my teacher, I have back pain and leg cramps, you can't let me negotiate with others anymore, if this thing fights, it's not that I'm afraid of the teacher, it's mainly my old arms and legs......"

Zhang Zizai retaliated when he saw the stitches: "Who said just now that he washes his feet twice a day, and he is always strong." ”

Wang two-quarters of the immortal coughed dryly and said: "Then forget it, let's go, this Xiao Jiu is really pitiful, she has hurt you for so many years in vain, I still remember when you were a child, she liked you every time she saw you, and she always praised you for looking like a doll, and took you around all day long, do you remember, you still peed on her clothes at that time!"

The foreign Taoist priest hid his face and said, "Master, don't say it, I'll go." ”

"That's right, you take the 5,000 yuan, go back and buy some food and drink for your girlfriend, it will be regarded as compensation. The foreign Taoist priest took the money and went out reluctantly.

Zhang Zizai approached the king two-quarters of the immortal and said, "Boss...... Actually, I also asked my girlfriend to go hiking on the weekend, you see...... It's not that I'm not going, it's just that I have to compensate her or something?"

Wang two-quarters of the immortal smiled and said, "Make it up, of course you have to make it up!" After speaking, he took out a bottle of hand cream from the drawer and handed it to Zhang Zizai.

"Take good care of your girlfriend, look at it, it's all cocooned!"