The short and fat man is a strange thing, and this kind of strange thing is different from the kind that lacks roots and tendons in his brain.

He's got one more.

The short and fat man's name is Zhao Jinshan, and he is the son-in-law of the Zhao family.

It's a pity that this son-in-law is different from other people's sons-in-law, he doesn't eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and his only hobby is reading novels on the Internet.

Deeply poisoned by novels, he has always thought that those rich second generations who are flying and domineering on weekdays and have noses higher than the sky are all waiting in line to be slapped in the face by the protagonist.

And the real protagonist should be the kind of image that looks ordinary, even a little dick, but can slap each other's faces with a shock at critical moments.

Therefore, his only goal is to strive to be the hero of the novel.

It's a pity that he has never been able to grasp the scale.

If you are too low-key, others will not be able to discover the aura of your protagonist, just like that day in the bar, I had to say that I had to say that it was a lighter with the key to Maserati, but I was blinded by the woman next to me. is too high-profile, but it is no different from the dragon set set by the rich second generation.

He was very entangled in this until he met Zhang Zizai.

The image of the dick silk in the bar who is reluctant to waste even lemon slices, and the domineering spirit that makes Huahua Sishao eat deflated, and then the light breeze that sells foreign wine to himself at a garbage price, all of which make him admire.

And today's scene made him even more stunned, it turned out that the real low-key had to be put in the luxury heap.

Zhao Jinshan felt that he had found a mentor, and this was what he always wanted the protagonist of the novel to look like.

So, he chatted with Zhang Zizai with a smile in his eyes for a long time, completely ignoring his girlfriend's hint of pinching his arms and legs on the side.

When Zhang Zizai proposed for the twelfth time that he still had something to go first, Zhao Jinshan reluctantly watched a few people leave.

Before leaving, he also asked Zhang Zizai for his contact information, saying that he must ask him more for advice when he has a chance in the future, how to reveal his high-profile inner self in a low-key form.

Zhang Zizai pointed to Ao Bing beside him: "Actually, you should ask him this question." ”

......

After a few people left the mall and went back to the hotel to rest for a while, Amber Kana came to knock on the door, saying that it was to thank everyone and invite everyone to the bar for two drinks.

But when she spoke, her eyes always fell on Zhang Zizai alone.

At the wine table, Kana Abe's eyes were confused, and she toasted him frantically, and after a while, she had already dried more than a dozen bottles of sake.

Looking at it like this, there is a great posture of getting yourself drunk so that you can give him a chance.

Seeing that the atmosphere was delicate, Bai Maruko stood up and motioned for everyone to play a guessing game together, and the questions were answered by themselves, and those who couldn't answer were punished with a cup.

Zhang Zizai raised his hands in approval. After all, he has this self-confidence, and in this bunch of people, his IQ should be crushing.

At the very least, it can crush the foreign Taoist priest and Ao Bing.

Well, even if you can't crush the foreign Taoist, it should be more than enough to crush Ao Bing.

However, after playing around, he realized that things were not as simple as he thought. Obviously, this Shiramaruko is not playing a game, but herself.

It seems that she wants to get Zhang Zizi drunk and not give Kana Abe a chance.

Bai Maruko first asked the foreign Taoist priest: "How many suns are there in the sky?"

Foreign Taoist: "One." ”

Bai Maruko asked Ao Bing again: "How many moons are there in the sky?"

B: "One." ”

When it was Zhang Zizai's turn, Bai Maruko asked with a wicked smile, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Okay, admit it, I'll drink!

Shiramaruko asked Kana Abe again: "How many heads does a centipede have?"

Kana Abe: "One." ”

Bai Maruko asked Ao Bing, "How many eyes does a centipede have?"

Boil C: "Two." ”

Bai Maruzi looked at Zhang Zizi with a smile.

Zhang Zizai spoke first: "Don't ask a few legs!"

Bai Maruko smiled and asked, "The centipede has a total of thirty-four legs, which one does it take first when walking?"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Rub and drink again!

Bai Maruko continued to ask, "How many stores are there in the underworld?"

Foreign Taoist: "Ten stores." ”

Bai Maruko asked Ao Bing again: "How many layers of hell are there in the underworld?"

Boil C: "Eighteen floors." ”

It was Zhang Zizai's turn again.

Zhang Zizai: "Don't ask how many people there are, don't ask which foot to step on first!"

Shiramaruko: "What's the name of the people locked up inside?"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Drink again!

Bai Maruzi looked at Zhang Zizai: "Are you still playing?"

Zhang Zizai: "Come again! Ask me first this time!"

Bai Pills: "Okay, winter melon, watermelon, and pumpkin can be eaten, so what melon can't be eaten?"

Zhang Zizai: "Pumpkin!"

Shirakuko: "Is there a pumpkin?"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Ao Bing on the side gloated: "Fool! I don't know this, hurry up and drink it!"

Zhang Zizai: "Say I'm stupid? Make it seem like you know! You can answer this question! I'll drink two glasses in a row when I answer it!"

"Fools can't eat it." ”

Zhang Zizai: "A fool is also a melon?"

Bai Maruko: "If you have melons, forget it." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Then forget about the stupid melons and muggles?"

Shiramaruko: "You didn't say it. ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Okay, this little girl turned out to be on purpose!

Shiramaruko: "Come again!"

Zhang Zizai shook his hand again and again: "No, no, I'll just drink it." After saying that, he picked up the wine bottle on the table and dried it up.

......

A few people pushed glasses and changed lamps, and played around in the bar until the early hours of the morning.

Kana Abe helped the drunk Zhang Zizai and proposed that today be over, and she was going to send Zhang Zizai back to the room to rest.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at her with an expression that I understood, and her little face was flushed when she saw it.

It seems that getting Zhang Zizi drunk still gave Kana Abe the same opportunity.

Everyone left the bar and prepared to go back to the hotel to rest.

On a whim, Shiramaruko pointed to a hill not far away and proposed to go to the mountain to watch the sunrise.

After speaking, regardless of Abe Kana's opposition, the crazy hints of the foreign Taoist, and Ao Bing's ...... Boiling agreed.

He didn't see Kana Abe's intentions.

No wonder he didn't drink, because he didn't know that drinking had this kind of use.

So, Bai Maruko ignored everyone's attitude and forcibly dragged everyone to climb the mountain.

Climbing all the way, I occasionally meet pairs of small couples, appearing under big trees, behind boulders, and in the grass.

When they reached the top of the mountain, everyone was sweating, and the wine was sober. Everyone sat around the hill, giggling and laughing.

After a while, a red light appeared in the sky, and the white clouds around him were dyed, bright red like Kana Abe's face when she looked at her comfort.

When everyone was intoxicated with this sunrise, Xi Bing suddenly pointed to the halfway up the mountain and said, "Look at that person, he looks like a dog." ”

When everyone heard the sound, a figure who knew Suosuo was climbing up the mountain road at a rapid pace.

Zhang Zizai looked at it intently, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Bai Maruko on the side also saw him, and couldn't help but exclaim, "It's really a dog!"

That man...... No, that dog....... Not right either.

The thing that looked like a man and a dog was now using both hands and feet, and was moving towards the top of the mountain step by step. After a while, Kung Fu came to the front of everyone and stood still not far away.

He had a pair of seeping fangs, his two eyes glowed green, his eyes were tightly locked on Zhang Zizi and the others, and his mouth let out a whining roar.

Kana Abe's hair stood on end, and she hurriedly hid behind Zhang Zizi and said in a low voice: "Oh no! It's a tengu!"

Zhang Zizai: "Tengu, isn't it, shouldn't all tengu come out at night? Now that the moon is gone, is he going to eat the sun when he runs out at this time?"

The foreign Taoist priest gave him a blank look: "Guapi! Eat the moon and drop a screaming dog!" (Fool, the one who eats the moon is the roaring dog!)"

Zhang Zizai: "Then what is this?"

Kana Abe: "He's a tengu, the big demon in the top ten in terms of combat power! There have always been rumors that he has a close relationship with the Ashiya family, and it seems to be true." He must have come to avenge the people of the Ashiya family this time!"

Zhang Zizi thought to himself, no, it's just a dog demon. He also has one next to him, so he doesn't think it's that powerful. On his side, there is a third prince who can hold fireballs, and a foreign Taoist priest who can hang a charm on his body like a neon sign.

Thinking of this, Zhang Zizai looked back at the foreign Taoist priest.

Seeing Zhang Zizi looking at himself, the foreign Taoist priest understood, took out a spirit talisman and pasted it on his forehead, and then took out a walking step, and fled along another mountain road towards the bottom of the mountain.

Seeing this, Tengu kicked his legs hard, and a vertical jump blocked him in front of him.

Seeing that the way was blocked, the foreign Taoist priest tore off the spiritual talisman on his head and said, "What kind of hidden qi talisman has no effect at all! It seems that my master has been deceived again, and he spent more than 20,000 yuan to buy a fake exercise." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What was deceived was that you were not your master, I saw him take out twenty of the books he bought at the stall that day." ”

Foreign Taoist: "......"

Tengu looked at these people and asked in a hoarse voice, "Are you guys from the Celestial Empire?"

The foreign Taoist priest waved his hand again and again, and tried his best to put on a harmless smile and said: "No, no, you recognize the wrong person, you look at my appearance, isn't this obviously from the Y country? How can it be from the Celestial Empire." ”

Tengu tilted his head and thought for a while, feeling that what the foreign Taoist priest said seemed to have some truth: "Okay, then you can go." ”

When the foreign priest heard this, he hurriedly turned around and pulled us to leave.

"Wait!" the tengu called out to the crowd from behind, and a vertical jump came to the group.

Foreign Taoist: "What's the matter, Wangcai, is there anything else?"

Tengu: "Since you are from country Y, why do you talk to me in Chinese?"

The foreign Taoist priest spread his hands: "Aren't you also from R country.... Goblin.... Uh, shemale, don't you still ask us in Chinese?"

Tengu nodded, "yes....... That...... where are u from？”

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he whispered to Zhang Zizi and the others with a happy face: "I will! When I was a child, I was asked this sentence every day, and I have long learned how to answer it!" After speaking, he turned his head to the tengu and said confidently: "I am from China!"