Chapter 54: The Dog and the Egg's Battle

In fact, when Tengu asked the phrase "where are u from", Zhang Zizai already knew that they were going to suffer.

He knows too much about foreign Taoists.

Although he has a foreign face with blond hair and blue eyes, his English is worse than his comfortable Arabic.

Zhang Zizi does not speak Arabic.

Once, at the door of the store, he met two international friends who were looking for a missing puppy.

The two international friends thought he was a compatriot, and took out a dog-hunting revelation with a look of hope and pulled him to ask if he had seen his dog.

The foreign Taoist priest has seen that the dog was hit by a car in front of his house. So he talked to the other party for a long time, but the other party still couldn't understand what he said.

Zhang Zizai understood, not only understood, but also remembered that sentence in his heart.

“dog walking lushang bei car zhuang.120wuwawuwawuwa come .”

......

Therefore, when the foreign Taoist priest confidently said that he would, Zhang Zizai already knew that he was going to suffer.

And he blurted out: "I am from China." At that time, Zhang Zizai had already pulled everyone and stood five meters away.

Sure enough, the foreign Taoist priest missed the stuffing with a word, and was guessed by Tengu to find out the identity of everyone.

Tengu spat out his long tongue and looked at him with a sinister smile, the saliva in his mouth dripping to the ground.

As if facing a great enemy, the foreign Taoist priest immediately took out a peachwood sword from his backpack, and casually pinched two divine speed talismans and stuck them on his legs.

Seeing this, the tengu raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, and suddenly there was a blood mist all over his body, surrounding everyone in it.

A pungent smell of blood spread around everyone, and it felt like eating a whole bowl of sashimi in the intestine raw.

Shiramaruko vomited again.

The foreign Taoist priest held a peachwood sword and glanced at Zhang Zizai and the others, who were unjust.

Zhang Zizai smiled and said, "I swore to the lamp last time, if there is another chance to fight, I will definitely not interfere." Look, isn't this coming, and it's a hard fork, which can definitely make you happy!"

After spitting out, Bai Maruko said: "Of course, if you think that you, the strongest male second, can't handle a broken dog and need us to help, you can say it directly." ”

The foreign Taoist priest was stunned, and then gave everyone a wry smile, pretending to be 13: "No problem, I am alone in the whole fight this time, and none of you are allowed to steal the camera with me!"

That's what I'm waiting for!

Everyone hurriedly retreated ten meters, took out all kinds of snacks that had just been prepared to watch the sunrise, and sat on the grass while munching on melon seeds while watching the battle for a long time.

Kana Abe looked at everyone with the expressions of a dead friend who was not dead and poor, and said helplessly: "Don't throw the melon seed skin on the ground after eating." ”

......

Tengu asked again, "Are you the Yin Cha from the Celestial Empire?"

The foreign Taoist priest took out two divine speed charms and pasted them on his legs, and then danced a sword flower with the peachwood sword in the air: "That's right, it's your master and me!"

Tengu shouted, "Okay!" and then landed on all fours, and pounced straight towards the foreign priest, shouting: "Look at the move!

The foreign priest took a walking step, and easily dodged the pounce of the tengu.

The foreign Taoist priest who pasted the god speed talisman walked a lot faster, just like a dragon turtle wearing five-speed shoes and driving a Q skill, Tengu pounced three times in a row, but he couldn't even touch the corner of his clothes.

Seeing that the foreign Taoist priest was agile, Tengu laughed ruefully, and the blood mist around him became a little thicker, and then the whole person prostrated on the ground, his back arched, and circled around the foreign Taoist priest.

The foreign Taoist priest casually took out Zhang Lei Fu and pinched it in the palm of his hand.

Seeing the opportunity, Tengu accelerated on all fours, and used a move to drill the hole of the wild dog, rushing towards the lower plate of the foreign Taoist.

Seeing this, the foreign priest jumped up, dodged his attack with a perfect backflip, and then pinched the thunder talisman in his hand and threw it towards the back of the tengu.

There was a flash of lightning, and the lightning charm slammed into Tengu's ass.

The tengu wailed, and suddenly the blood rushed wildly, and he lay on the ground and whined.

The foreign Taoist priest frowned: "Isn't it? A small thunder talisman can beat you like this? and embarrassed to say that he is a big demon?"

Tengu stretched out his hand and rubbed Su Ma's chrysanthemum and said, "You hit the hemorrhoids!"

Foreign Taoist: "My fault, my fault, I actually aimed at your head, but you were too fast, and the spirit rune just hit there in the past." ”

Tengu rubbed his ass for a while, then rolled on the ground, rolled over, and rushed towards the foreign priest again.

The foreign Taoist priest repeated his old tricks, and after dodging the pace of walking, he took out a fire talisman and threw it out.

This time, the numb ass became piping hot.

Tengu: "You!"

The foreign Taoist priest was puzzled: "No, I obviously increased the strength this time, you see, the weight of my spirit rune is 0.1, the force I threw is 30 Newtons, and the angle sound is 45 degrees downward." Your speed is 120 meters per second, and your body length is 1.8 meters, so if you continue to do so, you should have hit your waist, why did you hit your ass again?"

Tengu: "?"

Foreign Taoist: "You haven't studied mathematics?"

Tengu: "......"

Foreign Taoist: "Yes, when I didn't say it, come again!"

Tengu roared angrily, the first few pounces were ineffective, and the attack was not good, this time he changed the middle, aiming at the waist of the foreign Taoist priest and pounced.

The priest took two steps back, followed by a dismount bridge, and watched the tengu fly over his head. The foreign Taoist priest took out the spirit rune, raised his head to look at the moon, and the spirit rune was tightly attached to the chrysanthemum of the tengu.

After landing on the ground, Tengu immediately exploded, pointed to his ass and asked, "What else do you have to explain this time?"

With his hands behind his back, the foreign Taoist priest asked with a smile, "Don't you think your hemorrhoids are much more comfortable?"

Tengu felt it with his heart, and this time it seemed that there was really no pain before, but an indescribable coolness and comfort that spread throughout the Kikube area.

"What did you put on me?"

The foreign Taoist smiled calmly: "Ma Yinglong!"

......

The fight between the tengu and the foreign priest was extremely boring, and the foreign priest wearing five-speed shoes obviously obeyed the world's martial arts, and only the morality of being fast and unbreakable, and he could easily dodge the tengu's attack every time, and then throw a spirit rune or stab a sword on him.

Although his attack power is only 5, and the defense power of the thick-skinned Tengu is obviously 100+, no matter how thick your blood is, it will not help.

As long as the kung fu is deep, the tengu can also be sharpened into a needle.

While calmly dodging the attack of the tengu, the foreign priest mocked: "What a tengu, I don't think it's just that." With that, he made another cut in the belly of the tengu with his peachwood sword.

Seeing that the repeated attacks were ineffective, Tengu licked his claws and said hoarsely, "Interesting! It's been a long time since anyone forced me to use my real skills! Today is your death!"

After speaking, he straightened up and raised his head to the sky and roared.

That whining no longer sounded like a dog barking, it sounded more like a wolf howling. With this tyrannical wolf howl, the tengu's size skyrocketed, and the whole person was twice as tall.

Zhang Zizai looked at the scene in front of him and said in surprise: "Where is this Tengu, is it clearly a werewolf!"

A tengu that lands on two feet is actually faster than when it lands on all fours. His charge this time actually brought a burst of sound in the air.

The foreign priest couldn't react in time, and was grabbed by the tengu and held high in the air.

Tengu licked his mouth, and his green eyes stared at the foreign Taoist priest.

That look is the same as when dumplings look at buns and meatballs look at meat and bones.

The foreign Taoist priest struggled in mid-air and put his hand into his pocket, trying to take out the spirit rune, the tengu stretched out his other paw and swiped it at will, the pocket of his clothes broke, and countless spirit runes floated in the air, scattered all over the sky, like the end of the dead money.

Tengu looked at him with a smile: "Let's see what other tricks you have this time!" After speaking, he kicked his legs hard, jumped dozens of meters high, and then rounded his arms and shouted: "Dog gnaws!" and smashed the foreign Taoist priest on the ground with his head on the ground.

Seeing this, he hurriedly put down the popcorn in his hand, got up and patted his buttocks, and was about to go up to help.

At this time, the foreign Taoist priest lying on the ground raised a hand and shouted, "Don't come here! I'll solve it myself!" Then, wiping a handful of nosebleeds, he got up from the ground.

Boiling Bing turned around and sat down again, but the popcorn was already in Shiraukuko's arms. In desperation, he had no choice but to reach out to take the words on the side, but He Yuanzhen said: "It's tasteless, I've already sucked it." ”

......

A minute later, Bing Bing gnawed his fingers and looked at the field, there was no way, the little food he brought had been swept away by them.

The foreign Taoist priest is making a big move at the moment.

He stood in place, his hands were sealed and pinched to recite the mantra, and all the spiritual runes all over the ground rose under his urging, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and the five elements of spiritual runes were divided into five rings, rotating around his body.

Abejia looked at the handsome and compelling foreign Taoist Shina and sighed: "I knew that I would invite him to be our Olympic mascot." ”

After urging all the spirit talismans, the foreign Taoist priest said to the tengu: "Okay, you are a young cub! Your father is hungry (I) kindly treat you for hemorrhoids! You also open a tombstone hammer for hungry children! When your father was hungry to watch WWE, you were still in the house (home) to get rabies vaccination!"

With that, the void pointed at it, and the five rings spun rapidly towards the tengu, trapping it inside.

The tengu was restrained in the middle and couldn't move for a while.

Zhang Zizai: "The level of this ring is okay, and I will go to the park to play in the future." ”

The foreign Taoist priest turned his head and gestured to everyone, "Of course, I'm a gathering ring! Don't talk about him, even if it's ......."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a few loud bangs, and the tengu had already broken free from the lock, looking at the foreign Taoist priest with a playful expression.

The foreign Taoist priest was stunned, and then said speechlessly: "Yes, it seems that my Nanfu can't bring this alpha." ”